Hey /r9k/ How does it feel to fail at the most important thing

Hell congratulations OP. I had sex once about nine years ago and that was enough for me. Kind of a "lost virginity" achievement unlocked then move to a different game

I cant even image want it feels like to be a virgin at 25

>being this mad
jesus

>>39280851
I'm a virgin and 27 years old.

Oh, it's this thread again.

Shouldn't you be on nr. 101 this time?

>>39281643
But are you a kissless, hand-holdless, hugless virgin?

There's stiff competition on this board.

>>39280696
I had sex with 1 woman and could've fucked 2 more but chose not to.
Grats OP my dude

>>39280696
but meeting new girls all the time is a hassle
fuck that

>>39281687
I am, actually. I download Tinder recently to remedy that but haven't had as much luck as OP. Nevertheless, I have not lost hope.

>>39280696
Feels bad, but I'm getting over it bit by bit as it's not something that will ever happen, anyway, so I might as well get over it as best I can.
Good for you though.

Lotus is a qt but otherwise yikes you have some low standards. I'd have swiped left on every other girl you're talking to. Quality over quantity

>>39281751
Agreed with this anon, it's easy to get matches if you swipe right on every piece of meat that's still warm.

>>39281727
>>39281687
Wait. Do hugs from my sister, mother or grandmother and other misc female relatives count? I might not be hugless if they do.

>>39281751
Yeh I agree with this guy. I used tinder and just kind of indiscriminately fucked, and it really isn't impressive. Now I only bother with hotties or chicks who tick a fetish.

>>39280696
So you know how things work, OP? Then help me!
I'll make a tinder account soon, is it possible to lose my virginity with this app?

what is my purpose

"you fuck and then die so that your kids can fuck and then die"

ok

>>39280696
Who cares. The only thing that matters is passing on your genes.

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I want to do a thought experiment for /r9k/ to verify something. If you were the following ages, what age range/sex would you assign on your Tinder?

>18 (male)
>18 (female)

>25 (male)
>25 (female)

>40 (male)
>40 (female)

listen retard, I fuck hookers and fat chicks too but im not boasting about it. its not an achievement. 100 is just a gross number though, seems like you have mental illness

>>39281862
18 (male) 18 - 24
25 (male) 18 - 30
40 (male) 30 - 50