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Fap Ritual Thread

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Do you always do something before/during/after you fap?
> close doors and curtains
> check where members of the family are around the house and if there's a chance they'll drop by my room
> plug headphones in
> do innocuous volume check to make sure that they're working/ no sound will be heard from speakers
> put one earbud in ear, leaving other out to listen for incoming footsteps
> fap with hand down pants
> when feel like I'm close, close all tabs with incriminating evidence
> close laptop just in case
> hurry to bathroom, locking the door
> finish in shower, wash it off

Have never been caught
>>
>>39280451
>browse r9k
>see porn
>get horny
>find some porn
>blow load into sock/onto floor
>put said sock under bed
>take piss

done
>>
>turn volume down because prolly blasting music before
>fap
>eat cum
>>
>Get home from shitty job
>Either spend hours reading doujinshis on e hentai or go to /d/ and check every single thread that has chicks with dicks on it
>Try to edge for as long as I can
>Cum
>Close the 80+ open tabs and cancel three game downloads
>Get something to eat
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>>39280451
>Take a shit
>Play with my dick when I sit down so it gets hard
>Go on /gif/
>>
close door
jack off
edge for hour or so
cum
say i wont fap again
repeat
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