I become a 20 yr old khv in 7 months

>>39279856
I unironically become a 50 year old virgin on January 2, 2018.

>yes, 50
>and that's why I'm here

>>39279887
>50 year old virgin
Dear lord, these things actually happen.

>>39279887
A grand dragon of r9k congrats

>>39279887
you need your own thread "ask a 50 year old virgin anything"

>>39279911
well, when around 30 you just stop giving any fucks because you realize that getting rid of own virginity is a meme.

then you laugh at those threads like "I'm $AGE and I hadn't any sex since $RANDOMDATE..."

my 20th year anniversary is in a week

>>39279957
started here and on /b/ many threads in the last years: "47yo virgin, AMA", "48yo virgin, AMA", "49yo virgin, AMA"... only a handful guys - all over 30 virgins - admitted they didn't give a fuck anymore.

also, I know a number of over 40yo femvirgins who are literally waiting for some Charming Prince and didn't ever fall for usual memes.*

* Well, one of them fell. When 45 she thought it was time to get rid of her virginity and get a bf. It was easy to get a fuckin' Chad on the internets. He fucked her a few times and then dumped her (and also dumped his throwaway facebook and throwaway cellphone SIM).
Today she's 47, heavily depressed, and still regretting that fuckin' 2015 summer, when she believed that sex would automagically mean love.

>>39279887
Please make your own AMA thread.

>>39279887
Dude go fuck a fat asian hooker then come back and tell us how spergy you were.

>>39279887
You are older than my dad

>>39279887
Dude, there are women out there who will sleep with you providing
>reasonably good hygiene
>under 300lbs
>not completely broke

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>>39280146

funny -- you're telling a 49yo to waste his virginity just because he's expected to brag about his First Time here on 4chan as soon as possible.

tl,dr: sounds like you watched too many porn vids

>>39279887
>tfw you'll probably kill yourself or be gunned down by feds before you can ascend to wraithdom
How did you do it master, How did you live so long with robotdom?

>>39280440
believe me, when you stop obsessing with getting rid of virginity, your self-esteem skyrockets (and skyrockets even more when you eventually stop fapping).

then you realize that in your entire adult life you just needed a sane long-term relationship, not just some human hole to penetrate. You only become adult when you realize how much overrated is sex outside a sane long term relationship.

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>>39279887
This can't be real
not originalo

>20

That's fucking nothing. Most normies probably wouldn't even care.

You have to be 24-25 before people start looking at you like you're a future serial killer.

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>>39279856
>Become a 22 yr old khv in 2 months

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>>39279887
Holy shit a Wizard Elder, I'm honored by your presence

>>39279887
Archmage, please come back. I have so many questions for you:

1. Are you kissless?
2. Hugless?
3. Hand-holdless?
4. Are you incel or volcel?
5. Have you ever rejected a woman?
6. Have you ever rejected a man?
7. Are you NEET?
8. Are you a hikikomori?
9. Are you depressed?
10. Do you suffer from anxiety?
11. How tall are you?
12. How much do you weigh?

I really want to see into the world of an archmage ;_;

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>>39279887
Write a book, O grandmaster warlock. Please impart some of your infinite knowledge upon us unworthy novices.

>>39279887
how the fuck did you manage that
literally fucking HOW

>>39282922

currently unemployed, because firm went bankrupt.
not hikikomori, sometimes I have dinner with friends.
no anxiety, no depression, 5'9", 190 lbs, slightly balding.

not kissless, not hugless, not hand-holdless, not incel/volcel, not gay (btw once had to reject a faggot who began hinting a bit too much), had been rejected by many girls.

dated a girl when 27 (she was 26).
>be me
>willing to confess
>tell her we should talk
>she listens while I go full spaghetti
>she then tells me I should tell her we should start dating
>"er, m-maybe we sh-should..."
>"ok! I'll give a call tomorrow morning"
>8am next morning she phoned home

it was 1995, cellphones were not yet mainstream

>weirdfaced mom answers the unusual phone call and tells me a femfriend wants to talk with me
>my first date that afternoon
>when about to go back home, she asks: not even a kiss?
>spaghettimeter out of charts
>gave a kiss on her cheek
>she hugs me and kisses back

And it happened more than twenty years ago.

>never had sex, because both religious at the time
>only kissed a girl in my life, and last time I kissed her was on August 1, 1997
>the day after she dumped me for no apparent reason

Once you get 30 you find all of your friends are either married or divorced.
You find all the women around you are either married or wasted skanks sporting a wrecked vajayjay with high cock mileage. And the only virgin ones are waiting for a Charming Prince with a good job, good reputation, good owned house.

>>39283511
This is some big info right there.
I hope you're at least content/happy in life, Elder-anon.