/R9Gay/ thread, come share your deviant feels here lads. >Tfw

>>39279187
>Tfw just want a quiet, serious, and tall bf to go to concerts and shoot guns with
That sounds lovely anon, I'm all of those things. I hate ppl who try to make as much noise as possible to get attention.
You're probably american though..

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>/fit/ brunette guy moved into the apartment next door
>talked to him twice near the stairs
>spent all of last night imagining our wedding and life together
>don't even know if he is gay

>captcha: private time

>>39279236
I am, I really think I'd be much better off if I finally move to Finland or Norway like I've been planning.

>>39279237
Fuck where are all the other guys who fantasize about comfy mundane stuff
>Tfw you'll never find a man who cares more about simple, domestic acts of affection than sticking his tongue in your ear

>>39279323
idk, thats probably why im single tho
every other guy ive dated was so intent on getting his dick in me rather than getting to know me
i just want to have a bf who wants to watch stupid b-movies and drink rum with me on a friday night and maybe make out for an hour

>>39279405
That hits hard
>Tfw you'd be content with several hours of foreplay and no penetration most days

>Tfw qt loyal femboy boyfriend

He's 18 I'm 24. Live in the same country, different cities.

Went to meet him on a holiday recently and we fell in love. Living together next year while we study at university.

>>39279187
What is the point of creating a thread like that when the board is full of trap/gay threads anyway?
Why are you people so obsessed with shouting everywhere that you get your ass fucked?
Fucking faggots, I hope you get HIV real fast.

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>>39279750
Looks like this anon didn't get his ass fucked enough.

>>39279405
Are you me?
i'm way more interested in just comfy little acts of kindness.


and yeah. makeouts are cool.

>>39279802
I got my board fucked. It's more than enough.

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I want to adopt a nice NEET boy and fly him in to live together with me in my apartment.

>>39279750
Trannies and traps are scum and need to commit mass suicide, they also ruined /lgbt/ for regular guys like me to share my feels. I am not trying to make /r9k/ into neo/lgbt/ but its the best way to express how i feel.
im sorry that my homosexuality upsets you, but i think we can reach a level of understanding in our mutual hate of trannyniggers

>Tfw no fit professional bf to bring breakfast in bed on his day off

>tfw ywn have a bf
Life is suffering for gaybots who want a serious relationship. 99% of all potential partners i've ever communicated with have been disgusting sluts.

How does one acquire a pure bf?

>>39280175
If you're a virgin and you've never done anything sexual with another person, but you have all kinds of slutty fantasies and degenerate fetishes, are you pure or not-pure?

>>39280240
Nah, why would fantasies be degenerate? My fantasies are far from normal too, but they aren't degenerate as long as you don't act on them with strangers and fuckbuddies.

>>39279187
>>>/lgbt/
It is the board for Lesbians, Gays, Bisexuals, and Transexuals. You fit into the category of: Gay.

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I just want my bussy bred by as many guys as possible.

I'd love to film myself getting bred by a daddy and upload it.

>>39280299
95% of posts are AGP trannies who look like bearded men, it's a shit board

>>39280299
Full of SJWs, trannies and sluts. I can't even last one minute in that shithole, it is not the place for anyone with robot traits.

>>39279187
Are trapfags allowed in here senpaitachi?

>>39280321
How much of a hon are you?

>>39280316
>>39280318
Not my problem. Nor is that a sufficient excuse. You're breaking the rules. Saged.

>>39280362
>You're breaking the rules
What rules?
/lgbt/ is meant for /lgbt/ politics, not lonely KHV faggots crying about tfw no bf.

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I consider myself straight, I'm disgusted by the idea of kissing or interacting in any sexual way with man's body or face, but I really want to give guy a blowjob. No anal, no kising, just a blowjob and then swallow his cum. How % gay am I?

>tfw quiet, tall, go to concerts and shoot guns but not serious
>tfw the only reason I have a problem with having a bf is not having kids

>>39280398
Surrogacy is a thing.

>>39279187
Why don't you go to fucking >>>/lgbt/ ? The ponyfags stay in their containment board, why won't you?

>>39280362
The worst is that they complain about trannies but we are flooded by traps on /r9k/ since the board became gayer.

Come on mods, just redirect all the gay/trap stuff on /lgbt/ and /b/.
The quality of the board is terrible since they are here.

>>39280433
I can understand why one may be upset with gays flooding unrelated threads, but why are you triggered by the thought of there being a thread dedicated to KHV gay feels?

>>39280377
No...

>>>/pol/ is for politics of any sort.

>>>/lgbt/ is the general gay board.

You are posting content on the wrong board. This is like posting music on the cooking board.

>>39280465
He's a bigot. There's no reasonable justification, just ignorance and hatred.

No point trying to reason with someone like that.

>tfw live in big city but still no one in the area
>tfw addicted to attention from older men thousands of miles away
>tfw potential stoic bear bf but he's far away and doesn't like to talk about himself or his feelings
>tfw constantly need hugs but no way to get them

Those are my gay feels at the moment. It used to be a lot worse I guess.

>>39280484
What is /r9k/ for? How is posting tfw no bf not part of /r9k/?

>>39280465
Not him but your thread is just one more thread, we will still have five disgusting "boipussy" threads on top of the catalog tonight.
Centralize everything on one thread or fucking leave /r9k/.

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Rolling for /b/

>>39280517
>>>/lgbt/ is for discussion of anything gay.

>>39279187
>no tall bf who's into vidya, isn't obsessed with fucking and quiet

being in the north of England is also a plus

>>39280529
tfw no bf is not unique to being gay. This board is for robot feels, tfw no bf is one such feel.

>>39280551
>>>/lgbt/ is for the discussion of things pertaining to homosexuality
Your thread is titled: /R9Gay/

>>39280581
I could have named it "tfw no bf thread", the responses would have been the exact same. Is that your main issue?

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>>39280596
The name of the thread is: /R9Gay/
>>>/lgbt/ is the board dedicated to discussion of Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transexual matters. Your post would appear to fall under the category of gay.

>>39280596
Don't feed the troll.
He's fat enough already.

>>39280619
I'll make sure to heed your advice in the future, the next thread will be titled: tfw no bf.

You may now stop posting. May as well report this thread if you are assmad enough to do so.

It is blatantly obvious that you are just looking for an excuse to chimp out because "muh faggotry".

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>>39280659
>>>/lgbt/ is the appropriate board in which to discuss matters pertaining to sexual deviancy.
Changing the name at this point would only seek to mask your true intentions, which your current thread name has laid bare.

>>39280685
How is that against the rules again? I urge every single person on this board to report me just to find out.

>>39280707
If you keep responding he's just going to keep spamming.

>>39280685
>>39280707
>/r9k/ has no topic
Literally part of the first thread available here
Can we now get back to responding to the anons following the topic of the thread?

>>39280741
stop replying to retards and they simply disappear

>>39280397
Would you like to suck a feminine or masculine penis?

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>tfw 21 year old kissless virgin
>just want to have a nice bf

Is it too much to ask?

>>39280799
>Is it too much to ask?
Yes.

xcvbhfgsdgf

>>39280799
>Is it too much to ask?
honestly yes

No really someone tell me, how did this board get so fucking gay?

>>39280886
>gay
You mean millennial bisexuals and trap chasers, do you not? Actual faggots are fairly rare.

>>39280543
>isn't obsessed with fucking
Literally one in a billion

>>39279187
Swedefag here. Finding a bf in Sweden is much harder than one would expect.

>>39281079
fucked up if true.
i can dream though

>>39281184
>Swedefag here. Finding a bf in Sweden is much harder than one would expect.
wrong

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>>39279187
>tfw no bf
>tfw you hate flamboyant gays
>tfw no boyfriend that makes me into his living cocksleeve

>>39281295
Finding a bf is tremendously difficult, finding a hookup is not.

>>39281301
>makes me into his living cocksleeve
L-lewd
what does that mean?

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>>39281184
>>39281318
i don't live in sweden so i can't say for sure but i've met TONS of cute, lonely gayboys from there. dozens and dozens of them. i guarantee that if i lived anywhere in europe i would have a cute swedish boywife right now.

>tfw no Slav bf
Ukrainians are my biggest fetish. There is not much porn of them online though.

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>>39281301
>tfw no bf that will make me promise to stop using my hand to masturbate and use him as my cumrag instead

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>>39280793
masculine, juicy, thick one

>>39281768
100% gay

ghdfhdfga

>>39281808
But I don't want to kiss a man, I dont want to marry a man, I don't want to touch a man, I dont want to fuck a man
just suck his cock. How is that 100% gay?

OP here, I feel for the feels of you lads. I'm turning 21 in a few weeks, thinking of going to a hipster gay bar in NYC on the offchance that there might be another outsider like me there. Anyone have experience with this kind of thing?

Also just stop replying to the couple of /pol/ samefags and baitposters, there's no excuse for encouraging cancer in your own thread.

>>39281872
>How is that 100% gay
You want to suck a dick you stupid faggot

>>39281896
Your best bet is finding someone online. Gay bars tend to attract the most promiscuous and SJW affiliated kinds of gays. Find a qt 6/10 lonely KHV, even if it is long distance, and play vidya together until you get the chance to meet in person.

Gays are few as it is, and gays who want relationships are even fewer, so the internet is the best thing one could wish for to find a decent bf.

>>39280397
>>39281768
>>39281872
>tfw literally the same as you except i want to receive a blowjob from a guy
I'm also 7.8 inches long which apparently puts me in 99.96% percentile.

>>39279187
>tfw this beta socially anxious autist has a qt flip bf and you don't

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEU7aDIfW5g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPl8IgrzlS4

>>39281982
I suppose so. It would be nice to actually meet someone I'm interested in in person for once, but it seems true that gay bars are the worst cross section of Grindr and Tumblr.

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>>39282004
i-its like we were meant for each other anon...

>>39282108
Why do you want to just suck dick though? Just enter into a relationship with someone and trade blowjobs with each other.

>>39282154
No, it's good, the more people who are honest about just wanting sex the better. The last thing we need are more people baiting the feelings of those of us who want romance.

>>39282108
Where do you live anon? We might be able to work something out.

>>39282154
I'm attracted to girls, girls don't have dicks

>>39282290
>girls don't have dicks
girls (male) do. Get a tranny gf

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>be me awkward virgin student NEET.
>100% gay with nice body, dick but no social skills.
>extremely horny yesterday decided to download grindr.
>loads of cute guys my age, dick is so hard its about to fall off, looking at all the sexy guys in my area.
>speak to one cute guy, he sends me dick pic and face pic, he was soo cute.
>I send dick and body pic to him.
>OMG SO HOT HE SAYS SEND ME YOUR FACE.
>I sent him my pic of my face.
>SORRY MR NOT MY TYPE.

I felt fucking awful, I thought I looked quite cute, I have clear skin and nice hair and look handsome. Girls hit on me all the time.
WHY THE FUCK WAS I NOT HIS TYPE???

>>39282489
Post pic.

Also
>sending dic pics on Grindr
Why?

>>39282544
Well there was a chance we were going to meet up so we both wanted to see what each others dicks looked like. He seemed to like mine and my body but once he saw my face he told me I wasn't his type.

>>39282489
>student NEET
Stopped reading there. You're stupid as fuck and deserve to be alone.

>Not in
>EDUCATION
>Employment
>Training

>>39282741
Ok fair enough. But when I am not at college never leave the house and am totally reliant on my parents financial support. Which is how most NEETS live.

>>39279187
id rather go to concerts and shoot guns at the same time

>>39282833
look up the definition of hikkikomori

I have a feeling you don't even watch anime, why the fuck do you browse 4chan

>tfw no bf to cuddle with on a cold, rainy night
>tfw no bf to watch anime and play vidya with

god I'm lonely, wish I wasn't so fucking awkward

For the last time, gays cannot be robots. You can get easy unlimited sex anytime. The concept of a relationship is unknown to gays, you fuck everything that moves.

>>39283120
>implying I want sex
I want a relationship, I could have easily gotten sex already if that was what I wanted.

>>39283120
Your beliefs are wrong and they stem from bigotry and hatred.

You are a bad person and I hope that you have a bad life.

>tfw no sissy white bf who is into raceplay, sph, intense frottage, cuddling, rimming, kissing, and more

End my life.

>>39279187
>tfw no fat hairy bf with a tiny dick

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>>39279237
>>spent all of last night imagining our wedding and life together
Every time

>>39284097
>spent all of last night imagining our wedding and life together

This made me feel... I do the same with qt guys I happen upon online or IRL.