can you get drunk off a TALL CAN from a liquor store? I want

If you're thin, have low tolerance, and/or pick something probably nasty with high ABV, you might get a little buzz, but almost certainly not drunk

No chance. You will need to get some dirt cheap wine.

>>39278759
You would need 2 at least to get kinda drunk 1 would give a nice buzz tho and maybe get you a little drunk depending on your weight and tolerance.

Bottom, 3rd from right. Steel Reserve

Nigga just buy a case of beer

>>39278759
Not unless you inject that shit right into your arm

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>>39278825
liquid bread, straight to the head
buy one, drink it while you search for change, grab two more and drink them slowly

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get something like pic related.
i can usually find them in 4 packs of 16oz cans for less than $3.50.
they certainly don't taste great but it has high alcohol content for beer and it's really friggin cheap.
or 4 loko. also nasty, but high alc content.

Or just stop being a fucking waste of genetics and clean your fucking room

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>>39278905
I second this

all i need is 4 steels and a pickle and ill be good for 7 hours

>tfw midday
>been up for 2 days straight
>can't sleep
>currently drunk and shoving down a pizza

also no op if you drink 2 to 3 you'll probably get their get some steel reserve at most gas stations it's normally 2 for $3 or get some wine, if you can't get malt liquor down they make flavored versions of it which are basically sugar water