/britfeel/

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first for britfeel times

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Your waifu looks yummy hehehe

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Lads just heard Jeremy Kyle died.

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Take a look at our new postal van.

Cute as heck

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>>39278180
You also need a letter head and some other filler crap, as seen on here. Once you have one it's pretty easy to modify to each company actually.

>>39278259
no he fucking hasn't

As Salaam Alaikum my Brothers, Allah grant you wisdom to make comfy postings in this, his thread.

In'Sha Allah

>>39278240
>tfw no Android 18 gf
>tfw I've never watched Dragon Ball

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>>39278291
You should post this image with your posts in future lad

>>39278268
All the better for our muzzie overlords to mow us down with.

>>39278268
It looks exactly like a post van would look in an 80s sci-fi film set in Britain, I love it

What are you lads doing on the bank hol then

>>39278300
>Tfw the weak as fuck fodder tries to stand up to Buu for his 18 waifu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kE1HgS6Q5lo

>>39278268
Looks like something Pat would drive.
>>39278273
>Kunce

>>39278268
Wtf I love postmen now

>>39278273
I personally think that letter is shit. The layout is good but the actual writing is crap.

It's all "me me me". It's boring. And almost every sentence begins with "I" or "My".

No one gives a shit about your career goals. No one gives a shit about what you would consider a privilege. No one gives a shit about your goals.

All they care about is what you can do for them.

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>>39278300
you should get watching dragon ball right now

>>39278268
Bloody hell that's a gay van

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>>39278321
>Yamcha flees with the women and children

>>39278316
same thing I do every other day

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>you will never own an ancient flying car

Why even live lads

>>39278268
every morning at 9 when I take my dog for a walk I see a convoy of royal mail vans driving along so I wonder just how gay these'll look all in a line

>>39278268
Imagine ebin driving one like a little Mr bean xD

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>>39278398
>you will never own an ancient flying car
I know that feel

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>tfw no mad lads to go to Maccas with

>>39278416
Come to think of it, why don't you become a postman ebin? You can drive and I'd imagine it'd be perfect for someone who is socially inept.

>>39278447
have done - would recommend. comfy job.

fucking hate going out

whenever I walk past people about 25% of the time I feel utter contempt for them.

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Afternoon lads
How are we all feeling?
Just put 400 into a savings account. With the astounding 0.01% AER this time next year I will have made an astonishing 4 bongs

Had some stuff arrive for uni too, so I'm slowly getting myself ready for the change to come however as it nears I get quite nervous, a new world where I'm quite on my own taking on all responsibility whether it be financial or otherwise. Anxious yet excited I guess.

Post waifus

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Ebin personified

>>39278231
brilliant bit of OC lad. is this going to be a weekly thing?

>>39278508
that's all I do every day tbf

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>>39278491
Your waifu looks yummy, i wonder what she would taste like

>post waifus

go on, lads, maybe we can make a meal out of it.

>>39278508
Haha le upvoted

>>39278523
Haha millenials amiright? xD

>>39278434
>Tfw same hairline as the lad in the middle

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>>39278520
She isn't for eating silly anon haha
please don't
>>39278513
Glad people approve of this, I might do it weekly if people would like, needs some good quality content to be on britfeel though.
I guess we will see as I really had to rack my brain to think of content

Heres the version with the fixed header

>>39278491
you should have bought bitcoins instead

>>39278308

Thank you my brother but I do not care for frogs.

Except with garlic butter.

>>39278557
That's a great hairline lad. I wish mine was like that. I look like fucking Sandor Clegane, but with acne instead of burn scars.

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>>39278573
>tfw sold all my btc the day before it went up to 3000

>>39278590
>but with acne instead of burn scars.
Kek.

>>39278398
this was awesome, i often fantasised about owning aquila, but then i'd lose it in invisible mode.

>>39278573
I actually put it in there so I could access it instantly and to make sure that if somehow somebody tries to take money out of my main account
(Like my cancelled accommodation did the other day, said they'd refund everything Friday but its besides the point) I don't have my funds actually sucked out. I have it setup so theres no chance of overdraft either, for the moment anyway that may change with the student account.
Investing would be something I'd like to do but I can't risk money when uni is just around the corner.

Ordered a Moyu Aolong V2 at midnight last night. Came at midday today...

They're getting positive feedback that's for sure.

Also... it looks a lot smaller than I imagined

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>>39278595
theoretically i could buy an amount of btc and just hold onto it for 15/20 years and have a good chunk of money right? the price will only go up over time?

>>39278625
Its volatile, its not a set in stone rule that it will go up and up, at the moment its looking like a bit of a bubble and I don't want to be there when it pops.

>>39278621
>it looks a lot smaller than I imagined
What's the size requirement for official speedcubing?

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Woke up and looked at my throat in the mirror and i have tonsillitis
pray for me anons

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>neighbour just saw me making stankface to a song I was listening to

She probably already thought I was crazy anyway

>>39278621
i'm looking at some cubes, they all seem tiny. around 5.5 cm along each side. that seems comically small, my old classic rubik's cube was about twice as big.

>>39278710
Why you making stankfaces while listening to music mate?

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https://youtu.be/4L_yCwFD6Jo?t=17

>>39278231

>implying id ever tell /britfeel/ if i was diddled in the bummer

not enough gay boys in the areas i /nightwalk/ to have that happen anyway dessy

>>39278793
>I-Ironic haha, just fine irony at play here..

>>39278343
Depends on the level of career. A lot of professional roles care a lot more about personal behaviour and work ethic as opposed to what you actually bring to the company or your skills because those can be acquired on the job or developed quickly, whereas attitude will determine if they will fit within the company long term and if their interests align with the company.

>>39278760
Because I was listening to plebcore and part of it hit in a way the was very satisfying to hear.

>>39278231
i like it, i don't understand the skeleton thing however.

edited my funeralcare cover letter incase I have to settle for the pizza delivery, does it work still if I replace a few words?

I was first intrigued about this work from my brothers pizza party earlier in the week from the time of writing this application provided by Pizza Hut. I saw the level of service fascinating and believe I could reciprocate that.
I'm applying to this role at Pizza Hut because I believe I can provide an exceptional level of care and service to the job role.
I believe I'm suited to the role, I am emotionally detached from the nature of the work while still showing empathy and being sympathetic to hungry families.
My standard of written and spoken english is high and I know how to respect and follow procedure
Despite my lack of experience I am determined to provide the best service I can to my job and the best care I can towards the community
I have held a fully clean driving licence for over 5 years and am currently getting functional skills English & Maths, the former being completed.
I frequently drive in the early morning and I'm able to perform work around the clock to perfection.


Thank you for your time and consideration.

>>39278808
It's the perfect defence, Ebin can say the absolute dumbest thing imaginable and when he gets called out he just says it's ironic. If that doesn't apply he'll just say 'projecting much?' He has the mind of a child

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4812254/Seven-police-storm-73-year-old-s-house-seize-dog.html

you don't have a dangerous dog do you lads?

>>39278879
I'm not allowed doggos in my flat

>>39278867
>I am emotionally detached from the nature of the work while still showing empathy and being sympathetic to hungry families.
Top kek. There's a limit to how much you can copy from a funeral job to a pizza hut job Ebin.

>>39278879
London is a cucked state

>>39278879
It's political correctness gone mad!!!1!

>>39278879

I don't have any sort of dog, I don't "get" keeping pets.

>>39278903
unironically a sign of autism

>>39278491
you're not making money

inflation is way outstripping and devaluing your savings , based brexit

>>39278911

Could be I suppose.

Just can't be arsed paying for something to make noise and shit.

Has ebin killed himself yet?

>>39278926
never want kids then?

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Oh shit, lads. The queen is back!

>>39278922
Don't plan to make money, just keep it safe lad haha
just find the rates absolute bullshit considering they invest and profit from it

>>39278491

Open a euro account in Ireland.
By this time next year you will have made more than four bong.

>They think Lost in Translation is a good film

HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHHAHA HAAAAH HAAHAHHA HAAAA HAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHA HHAAAHAHAAHAHAAAA HHAAAA [breath] HAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA

>>39278937

No anon, no I don't.

Especially as you can't just shoot the fuckers like you can with dogs etc.

>Lesbian fantasist invented 15 rapes and sexual assaults which saw man jailed to get sympathy from girlfriends, court hears

What do you reckon the odds she identifies as a "feminist" are lads?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/08/24/woman-falsely-accused-15-men-rape-sexual-assault-jailed-ten/

>>39278978

It is a reasonably comfy film, aye.

>>39278999
as an autism I think you should get tested for it

>>39279018
odd are high she calls he self a feminist. She should be jailed for lying. i would unironically murder her if she done this to me.

>>39279029

Umm. Nah. I'm not autistic lad. I just enjoy my lifestyle too much to compromise it.

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>wake up at 4pm
>already bored out of my mind

Getting worse day by day tbqh

>>39279051
not him. i understand what you mean. having kids would be hard as fuck, especially if you actually have hobbies and interests because you will have fuck all time.

Which animes do you guys recommend for a guy who enjoyed
>Death Note
>Soul Eater
>Elfen Lied the mango
>Mai-chan's daily life
>Yuyushiki
>Nichijou
?
Please. I'm stuck.

>>39278209
Looks like God is on our side lads

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/639840/hull-pupil-dead-boy-chokes-sausage-roll-coroners-court

Queer boys leave!

>>39279091
Kaiji lad, watch kaiji

>>39279068
Time to pick up a hobby eh?

>>39279091
I've seen the first three and enjoyed all of them, but I probably have shit taste.

>>39279081

I usually quote the fact that a couple of years ago myself and the Mrs left home one Saturday morning for breakfast and a carboot. And came home on the Tuesday morning from a Jazz festival in Ireland... Can't do that if you've things depending on you.

>>39278937
What's the point of having kids? Try and explain without using the argument "biological imperative"

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>>39278491
I like the bow in Battlefield 4. Shame it's utter trash.

posting.

>>39279121
>try and answer my question without using the most obvious and accepted answer
Having children is a natural thing. You're creating a family unit and (hopefully) raising the next generation to be better than the last.

>>39279168

Nah, fuck that shit lad.

>>39279168
>muh family
What for though? If you just died and ended the cycle there'd be no need for humanity to be better as there'd be no one to experience it.

>>39279134
Shame your waifu is utter trash too eh?

Might top myself tbqh.

>>39279211
Fighting words lad. Watch yourself.

>>39279214
Are you the lad from earlier or someone else?

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Anyone know what I can do to fix this?

>>39279195
>people stop having kids
>no one bothers innovating or creating anything cool because the human race will die out so what's the point
>you spend the next 50 years in a crumbling, boring wreck of a society
yeah sounds great

>>39279214
why don't you top me instead big boy?

>>39279239
Duct tape.

>>39279242
Doesn't matter if the human race dies out because you'll be dead

>>39279239
it needs a new cover lad

>>39279231
Someone else I guess. I wasn't here earlier.

>>39279245
Fuck yourself

>>39279242

Welt away then fella, breed until your nose bleeds.

>>39279270
>Fuck yourself
why? I could use you instead

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>>39279134
Never really got into BF4. I loved the beta but the normal game just didn't do it for me. BC2 and BF3 on the other hand...
Cute waifupic tho lad

>>39279266
It's leather though. How would I go about doing that?

I thought my best bed would be some similar coloured leather patch.

>>39279239
look on gumtree free shit, people throw out good sofas all the time.

maybe google repairing leather.

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>work hasn't text in over a week
>get a text at 9:20am for a shift starting at 10am
>40 minutes notice for a 5 hour shift
>litterally no way for me to make it to work in time

Fucking nerve of these cunts

"well anon its a zero hour contract so they can do what they like hurrr"

>>39278300

She had a fucking sixhead, it was so hot

>>39279304
you could patch it, but it will stand out so if you mind that then it's okay but it won't ever look right

>>39279332

number of times i was phoned up at 4 in the morning to start a 6-2 was fucking stupid, NEET life is the life for me

>>39279279
feel free to babes ;)
teehee silly boy~~~

>>39279355
Can't look worse than it does now though right?

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>go to Boots to buy 10 packets of paracetamol
>they're only allowed to sell me 2 in case I kill myself
>go to four pharmacies to buy 8 more pack

What bothers me is, why was the lady in Boots so nonchalant about me trying to buy 10 packets?
She was like "Sorry, we can only sell 2", then she cheerily went on serving the next customer.

like wtf she could have at least given me a concerned grimace

>>39279121
where did I say I wanted kids? but my reason would be people need to have children or we die out

>>39278933
Unfortunately not :(
soon hopefully

>>39279407
No one who's serious about dying is going to use paracetamol anyway. It's a teenage girl cry for help drug.

>>39279426
FFS. I wish he would desu. He couldn't even do comeback august

>>39279422

Pot-ay-to, Pot-ah-to!

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by christ this thread needs an enema!

>Ebin cant get a job after one month
>I applied to one job and was working 2.5wks later
top lel didn't even have any of the college or 6th form bs either before you ask

>>39279469
what job? what did you put on the application?

>>39279436

Not true.

In sufficiently high doses I'm talking 80g for a 65kg male, paracetamol does kill people. And if you don't go to the hospital within something like 8 hours there's basically nothing they can do and you just die of organ failure over a few days.

Benzos and anti depressants are cry for help drugs even at high doses

>>39279407
Anyone who wants to actually die would buy literally anything else the lethality of paracetamol is laughable.

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>>39279356

Fucking me right off at the minute

One or two shifts a week is not much to ask for

Sick of these brown nosed cunts with their tounges up the managers arse getting any work they want also

>Ring up too often looking for work
They stop answering the phone

>Dont ring up looking for work
They dont ring or text you

>its zero hour work anon so there is nothing you can do about it

Fucking broken britian

>>39279495
8 hours is a pretty big window compared to jumping off a bridge.

>>39279486
Service at a big chain. just followed their online application process and put down what they wanted to hear with reasonable truth then went to two interviews - a group interview and then a personal one
The group you basically have to look like you're Mr. Social so I put on a smile and was talking to the group on my table and you had to find out who they are where they came from what they like etc then you relay this to the person heading the interview
i said goodluck to everyone and was super friendly it was tough but i find it easy to do when it is going to benefit me and i can manipulate them, just think of how to be really normie and fake even
then i got invited to the personal and they sit you down have a chat ask your intentions etc
this is your generic interview

Mine asked for a reference of previous employment of which I had none so I got in contact with an old teacher and asked if I could use him
don't think they bothered with it though

>>39279469
don't tell him lad he gets spoonfed everything, he doesn't put effort into a single thing

>>39279495
It takes so fucking long for organ failure to actually occur though, and it's such a painfully slow death, that's why it's the cry for death drug. If you want to die from over the counter meds, there's much better alternatives.

>>39279502

Lots of people take it as a cry for help and end up dying in agony of liver failure four days later

The thing is you have to take a LOT. the LD50 is 2000mg/kg in mice but in humans it tends to cause severe organ damage and death as low as 500mg/kg,

That's only 65 pills for someone like me, but I'm planning on taking 160 and taking an anti-emetic beforehand

>>39279559
as in supermarket? I'd sperg at the group interview probably, sounds as if I wouldn't have a chance. I think i'd prefer some driving job anyway rather than a supermarket

>>39279559
>>39279561
2 l8
I cant exactly walk him through it though unless I was there as the applications vary

looking up online how to structure shit and using common sense I found it fairly easy to tell them basic shit they want to hear using buzzwords the lot

>>39279568
Yeah, that would do it, but good luck to you, because it's going to be a painfully slow death. I'd rather just jump in-front of a train desu.

>>39279606

I don't want to traumatize the driver

>>39279582
you might want to really practice small talk with people at tills or something and looking people in the eye, practicing a quick smile to animate your face because they eat that shit up it seems
i can speak fairly confidently in a professional setting and my voice isnt quiet so it wasnt so bad for me
driving sounds like a good one, what about postman like another anon said? bus driver would be solid as they always are looking for drivers at least where I live

>>39278268
Looks like a bus

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>>39279606
>>39279635

make sure its a fast train lads

Heard horror stories of people trying it with trains doing 40mph

>>39279239
turn it upside down

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Why the do cagers insist on waiting at traffic lights with their wheels in the fucking gutter?

You're supposed to leave enough room for cyclists to get to the front.

>>39279635
Good 'ole fashion noose then, or just jump into the Thames, if you really don't care about pain you can gas yourself like a Jew. Or you could just build an exit bag for a fiver.

>>39279667

Neck on the rail

160km/h six coach DMU weighing 120,000kg

This'd probably the one thing in my life I wouldn't fuck up

>>39279680

i googled helium prices and the nearest place to me only sells big tanks of it for like 80 quid

and i can't even sylvia plath this shit because we have an electric oven

>>39279698
>neck on the rail
careful with that, or make sure you make an effort to keep your neck there or use a straight bit of track, vibration from trains can vibrate your head off the rail, especially if its a heavy freight train

>>39279680
If I were ever to kms it would have to be the noose desu. Its the most aesthetic way.

Reminder to take lots of innocent people with you.

here you go ebin lad
https://www.glassdoor.co.uk/Job/filey-postman-jobs-SRCH_IL.0,5_IC2694743_KO6,13.htm

>>39279729

i could do an isis attack

get my name in the paper

has there been any white british isis attacks here

>>39279739
this looks very good lad, cheers - willy apply.

>>39279761
freudian slip lads haha I didn't mean willy I meant will

>>39278231
Is this art, I'm saving it so I can show future generation your glorious contribution to britfeel

>>39279756
If you go through with this I'll follow you to the afterlife, undercover as one of the 72 virgins, and shank you.

>>39279739
Wow I make 10.50 an hour and I have way more responsibility than a fucking postman.

Feels like I'm being shafted.

>>39279710
You can get tanks on Amazon for like 30 quid, just get a bit of flexible tubing to stick on the end and duct tape it on.
If you're serious about this shit you could go to 8ch's /suicide/ board, they're very serious and creative with this sort of thing.

>>39278268
If a muzzie ran me over in one of these I'd die of embarrassment more than anything else

>>39279780

if i ask allah nicely, will he give me 72 highly experiences faggot sluts instead

>>39279783
Don't apply cunt its mine, you don't want to live in Bridlington anyway is a complete tip

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>>39279761
>if ebin gets this postman job I will be the reason why

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>>39279800
>when ebin starts delivering letter bombs to normies, you will be the reason why

>>39279800
I'd certainly be in your debt

>Changed my sheets on my bed today
>Just got back from the gym
>Made a health meal and ate it

I'm feeling it anons, COMEBACK AUGUST

anyone know anything about old thinkpads?

>>39279823
kek'd
>>39279825
pay it by constantly providing top quality bants in the thread

Why do I wake up every morning scared that my dog will pass in her sleep? Why am I like this lads?

I've spent all day in bed trying to sleep...

If you remember I was working a job through the job agency, but then after two days they never called me back, well today my mum saw an advertisement for the same job saying immediate start. She got pretty mad because she's now under the impression I was lying and have just not been going in when I haven't been told to and I even called in twice to ask why I haven't been called in. She told me to call them and ask again but I didn't, it's getting a bit embarrassing now and they just give me the same answer every time. If they don't want me they don't want me I guess. I'm annoyed though they should tell me and I also had to buy steel cap boots and I don't have a lot of money.

How is everyone this evening?

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>>39279800
nevermind, its closed

https://jobs.royalmailgroup.com/job/Bridlington-PostmanPostwoman-with-Driving-Bridlington-Delivery-Office-%28Bridlington-YO15-2AA%29-YO15-2AA/347208201/?feedId=125401&utm_source=JobCentrePlus&utm_campaign=RMG_UniversalJobMatch

>>39279862
RIP mail bomb Ebin.

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>>39279862
Are you fucking kidding me
Keep looking out anyway

anybody sell anything on ebay as a hobby or business?

>>39279872
Dont say that, Ebin, you can still go out an mail bomb normies, we believe in you

>>39279678
Why do cyclists deserve to get to the front? Stay behind like the rest of us

>>39279847
I have a T420

>>39279890
I'm going to puncture the royal mail vans wheels if I see it in bridlington, cunts getting the job over me

>>39279678
we only have to give you plenty of room when we pass you. Either come through where there is room or you wait like everyone else

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Looks like pizza delivery September might be the last chance

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>>39279739
>>39279761
>>39279800

>Ebin could deliver my post

>>39279851
How old is your dog?

>>39279852
I'm going to watch the horror channel and eat junk food, sorry you are being dicked around lad

>>39279862
rip

>>39279892

Me too. What I'm wondering is whether it's worth upgrading to a T530.

>>39279963
>>39279862

Absolutely shattered.

>>39279720
wow what a nice, friendly anon!

>>39279989
There's still a chance I could bury your deceased grandmother or deliver her a pizza while shes still alive if I get either of those jobs, granted she'd have to live in the scarborough area

So lads, my counselor says its positive to have thinks to look forward to

Post things your looking forward to

>Mine is the new anno game, it might be naff, but I've played nearly all of them now, and I love them

>>39279985
She's a 14 year old Staff, she finds hard to go up stairs and just spends most of her time sleeping.

I've had her since she was a puppy and I'm just scared of losing her.

She's a good girl.

>>39279720
how do you know so much about these things?

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>>39280023
lol, forgot the picture

>i called a hypothetical women a slut for fucking another guy without cleaning herself

>a girl got offended because i used the word slut and had an argument with me for an hour

fuck me

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Relocate to china.

>>39280034
Should have told her that only a slut would get offended, turned 360 degrees and walked away

>>39280023
I get to see my gf Friday.

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>>39280004
I'm going to be staring at every pizza delivery guy's chin now to see if it's you. If I recognise you I'll invite you in for some licky bum bum.

>>39280030
my dad worked on the railways for many years, and ive spoken to alot of his friends who are ex railway men - most retired, some quit, it was one of them who told me a story about a freight train vibrating a guys head off the rail, he was just passed out drunk though, not even suicidal

>>39279987
you could upgrade your current machine?

>>39280064
do you live in the area?

>>39280023
Nice thing to look forward to! What are those games like? I play a lot of total war, is it like that at all?
I'm looking forward to september so i can finally have a pint! /dryaugust/

>>39278268
Mail-chan is so kawaiii oWo

>>39279852
What should I do lads?

Just leave it or call tomorrow?

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>>39280074
Yeah lad.

Originally

>>39280057
she went on about how only men can be sexist because only those with power can be sexist

it was online.

>>39280087
Good on you anon for dry august, doing it for charity or just to see if you can?

The anno games are like total war but without any of the fighting. It's all about planning out a city, and then building the factory chains needed to supply that city with goods. It real comfy stuff.

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>>39280105
where abouts? what do you do?

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>>39279963
>Man shuffles up to your door delivering your post as he mutters about normies and Scarborough September
what do you do
>>39280028
Mine died just shy of 11 this June, consider yourself lucky and make sure to visit vets to make sure she isn't in pain

You know in the McDonalds app where it asks you what your greatest achievement is, wtf do I write?

My literal greatest achievement is getting 105% on Crash Bandicoot 3 on the ps1

>>39280106
Tell her that if men really had "the power" then she wouldn't be able to open her whore mouth and back chat you

>>39280106
stop commenting on stuff on facebook laddo

>>39280129

just tell them that, at least theyll know youre being honest and not bullshitting them

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anybody had depression/anxiety/mental health issues for years and then mostly recovered or gotten over them?

give me some hope lads haha. wanna die haha.

>15 minutes with cube
>solved 1 side and the top layer

This is fun

>>39280129
"I frequently converse in thought provoking debates about politics and social issues of the modern day"

my posts always get ignored :(

>>39280162
can you fellas hear anybody? swear I heard something haha

>>39280117
Don't want to narrow it down too much. I'm a NEET though.

>>39280123
"Fucking normies amirite Ebin? Anyway, can I show you the cum cannon?"
To be honest I rarely answer the door anyway so we'd never meet.

Why don't you join the labour movement to honour your working class heritage /britfeel/?

>>39280162

i got you

i'm here for you and i love you

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>>39280178
you aren't that autist who once came into my functional english class with a diamond dogs logo on his backpack are you?

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>>39280162

With the 24/7 trip nonce orbiting im surpised anything else gets talked about

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>>39280148
Yeah lad, I've been in your boat, joining a gym and really giving it your all was my first step, after a hard workout you just feel like resting, do that 4 times a week and then treat yourself to a nice take out on the Friday, the other big factor is to try and keep your personal space tide, dont let your house/room/flat all into disrepair, thats a real slipper slope, stay strong lad, one day at a time

>>39280116
Sounds very comfy indeed! I might have to try it, i like town planning. And yes i justed wanted to test my willpower, been drinking every weekend for about 8 years so wanted to test my soberness.
>>39280148
I've beat most of my demons lad. Working out what issues i could eradicate and which ones i could live with helped. Gets better lad!

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>>39280162
My post will get loads of replies

>>39280129
"Not killing myself despite my life being complete shit"

Show's you're committed

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>>39280200
no idea what you're on about lad
lol

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>>39280200
Na lad, I haven't left the house in a few months.

Why were you in a functional english class?

>>39280178
>Anyway, can I show you the cum cannon?
What are the odds this exists and you have one?

>>39280230
I was sat alone in an office that joined onto the main classroom (she moved me from the main classroom because it was busy and loud and I couldn't focus). A skinny early 20s lad with a backpack and diamond dogs logo from MGS walked in, looks prime material for posting here

>>39280231
just boosting my cv and trying to gain confidence after a long shut in period

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>>39280231
I kind of wish I said I was that guy now. Would have been some banter.

>>39280214
Well good on ya! I'd recommend 2070 as your first anno game if you dont mind uplay, or 2205 if you want a really gentle ease into the series

>>39280244
It's just a super soaker modified to work under higher pressure and some cum bottles.

depreston anyone?

>>39280269
Anno 1404 is best imo. comfy af

>>39280123
Thanks friend, I'm just really jumpy about her going, I don't want her to go.

I'm sorry about your dog also, I hope he went peacefully.

>>39280306
I've played both, I'd have to say I would give it to 2070, 1404 still holds but the the feel of 2070 is much better, and there is just more to do in 2070 as well

I hope tildeanon is doing ok, what are you upto Tilde, love?

>>39280337
He was here earlier. Seemed fine.

>have literally one dark beard hair on my cheek

Why.

>>39280042
Xi would be proud.

>>39280269
Thanks for the recs! Never used uplay but i havent heard great things. Is it a neccessity?

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>>39278209
surprise surprise 145

>>39278209
Just noticed the OP is different than usual. Kinda comfy.

I fucking wish the cast of Haruhi was at my local JC.

>>39280407
I'm afraid it is, uplay gets a bad wrap, I'd say only half of it is deserved really, most people just hate anything that that isn't steam, for anno its totally worth it

want to quit my job and move back to Ireland to live with my parents again, I'm 26 and haven't lived with them for 5 years. What is this feel? Should I go with it or is it a trap?

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>>39280269
>I'd recommend 2070
So would I

Alright lads I'm a vegan now so please keep this general meat free.

>>39280450
It'll probably be awkward moving back in with them. They'll probably think you just need to get back on your feet and won't be there long. Are you looking to get into NEETdom?

>>39280450
Go back and visit them for a week maybe? It could just be nostalgia or something.

>>39279121
Some people haven't lived their lives to their full potential, so they choose to have children as a legacy that can do the things they never did.

>>39280466
I've got some meat here for ya luv.

>>39280290
No but I am depressed!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NVOawOXxSA

>>39280466
Do you know how to cook a variety of dals? If not, you're gonna have a bad time.

Any sissies fancy a go on me willy?

>>39280469

Yeah, I wouldn't stay living with them, just a short term thing while I get a job and look for a place to live.

>>39280202
>>39280214

Thanks for that lads it was much needed. I'm glad to hear you're doing better.

>>39280489
Nah lad but I cook all the time so shouldn't be a problem.

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>>39280466
>anywhere on /r9k/
>no tendies allowed

You're having a giggle mate.

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>>39280380
>barely any facial hair at the age of 16
>by 17 I had a beard
Hwat

>>39280506
Puberty was kinder to some of us than others.

t. 5 inch dick

>>39280491
Depends, how old, where and are you a fatty?

>>39280516
I also had horrific acne...

Nothing wrong with a 5 incher lad, that's bang on average. Don't let the porn jew get to you

will someone pwease buy me subnautica? I'll send lewds.

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>>39280528
I still have horrific acne and I'm 21.

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>>39280544
Not again. Fuck off.

>>39280544
Post legs here first, you need to shore up buyers lad

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>>39280544

>STILL begging

Just pirate it already holy shit lad

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And there a level beyond veganism lads? Reckon plants can suffer? I need to go further

>>39280491
22, slim build

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>>39280564
I'm really sorry to hear that lad. Have you tried medication? They kept on giving me these creams and facewash that did fuck all, then I started taking medication and I was all cleared up in 6 months and it hasn't come back my self-esteem is still crippled though

>>39279891
Cause it's literally the rules

Why do you think there's those big spaces at the front with the bike logo on them?

>>39280597
I had a couple of creams and some antibiotics that didn't do shit. I've been washing and moisturising my face with decent products for ages. I can't get accutane because my liver is fucked or something (not something I did, it just is that way).

>>39280564
Could be worse. Could be a burn victim and have mums cover their kid's faces when you walk past.
Saw a man in Primark a month ago with massive boils covering his face and in his scalp.
looked like something out of the new testament, like a leper Jesus would heal.

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>>39280574
The real redpill is realising all plant and animal consumption is immoral. I live exclusively on Soylent and multivitamins

>>39280587
This was meant for this
>>39280518
originasfpastgoasp

Any other young people here who bollocked their education and feel like a mong because you're behind everyone else your age? I'm 20 and most people I know have finished their first year of uni whilst I'm on an access course because I fucked my a levels up and then did nothing for a bit.

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What should I have for dinny dins?

>>39280623
Fucking hell. I always wonder how freaks can even go outside. Being an ugly autist is nothing compared to that.

>>39280639
Fish fingers and chips

>>39280631
>20
Haha you are like little baby

>>39280631
>he has GCSEs

>>39280642
I felt really bad for him, he wasn't a customer btw he was working at the till.
Two women just skipped his till and waited at the end of the counter to be served by somebody else.
One of the biggest lies peddled to humanity is that men are created equal. That man didn't know the meaning of equal.

>>39280639
chips and fish fingers

>>39280631
What do you want to do for a job laddy?

>>39280711
If only everyone could be as fucked up as you are Ebin, the world would be great then

>>39280740

I've never really had an idea, that's probably the main reason I messed up.

>>39280629
That's not a location mate

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>>39280740
i want to be a speace man

>>39280639
Chip fingers and fish

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>>39278491

Very responsible lad, wish I'd started saving when I was your age. Probably worth looking for better elsewhere though, I think there's a current (not savings) account somewhere that gives you 5% on the first couple grand. Crypto is a bit risky but you can find better alternatives than 0.01%, that's just a piss take.

also 4 bongs would be 1%, 0.01% is 4p

>>39280639
Rice and beans lad, rice and beans

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>>39280781
I want to be star man in spooky space zone

Thread all of a sudden smells like chip fat and cream cakes

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spaceman I always wanted you to go into space maaaaan

>>39280761
>"One day Alice came to a fork in the road and saw a Cheshire cat in a tree."
>"Which road do I take? She asked."
>"Where do you want to go?" was his response.
>"I don't know", Alice answered.
>"Then", said the cat, "It doesn't matter."

What and who inspires you Anon?

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>>39280528
>5 incher

The black man is the epitome of male dominance and masculinity.

Lets start by looking at his body. His body is large. His domineering size makes his presence known without him even needing to point himself out. He is muscular, as a result of his high levels of testosterone. This gives him the appearance of health and strength. He is then covered by his dark skin. This dark skin reminds us of his ruggedness, a feature
hat developed due to being exposed to the scorching sun of Africa, made to withstand such an extreme condition. It also has a psychological effect on the observer. The dark skin reminds us of our dark, deep desires that emerge from our primal subconscious past.

The black man's demeanor is one of alphaness. He is dominant, assertive, and can be explosively aggressive. His behavior strikes fear into the more timid, cowardly races of man. (whites)

The summit of expression of his masculinity on his body is his penis. The black penis is largest of all the races. As the penis is the penultimate symbol of manhood, this alone would suffice to make the black man the most masculine of men. This large penis is able to fulfill the desire of the neediest of women, being able to more than fill all the recesses of the vagina. Its length ensures that when it ejaculates, the potent African seed will immediately enter the womb of the woman the black man impregnates.

In total, the black man expresses this masculinity in a most exemplary manner in bed. When he fucks, he unleashes the entirety of his lusts and desires upon his partner without any restraint.

All this is the reason why the black man is the epitome of masculinity and male dominance.

Bot or 'tard?

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new tilde pic on the blog lads

The bank has closed my account because I didn't pay my fees. How do you set up a new one, do I have to go into the bank?

>>39280528
Is 5 inch really average? Mines 7 inch but still seems too small.

I've got a right boner lads.

>>39280173
>>39280190
>>39280201
>>39280217
thank you lads this made my day

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>>39280949
>those auschwitz legs
>that hair
Hnnnnnnngnnnggn

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>>39280949
prime boipucci is this

>>39280952
Average for the UK is between 5 and 6 I think. 7 is a solid above average size lad, like I said before don't let the porn jew get to you. Oh don't forget girth though, a 7 incher can still look small if it's skinny

>>39280544
I already said I would you never gave me your steam username

>>39280989
>massive oversized jumper
>opaque tights to cover up how weird looking his legs are
>still look like a freakish aliens bow legs

disgusting

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Who /skipsblogposttogostraighttothepicture/ here?

>got a job after 8 months of unemployment
>now just hope I die in my sleep so I don't have to go to work
c..c..comeback August though, right l...l..lads?

>Thread is comfy
>Tripfag enters to make it about tripfags

>>39281047
you think tilde comes here because he wants to harbour discussion?

hahahahahahaha

I have a freshly washed, and conditioned blankie!

Anyone want to join me under it?

>>39280989
Is that Tilde's real hair or a wig?

I like, but my dick doesn't discriminate much at this point.

>>39281059
Yes! Everyone else back off, I saw him first!

>>39280989
tildes just a bloke in a dr-

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>>39280322
I understand, it can be quite a shock too. Mine went relatively peacefully, she was tough but in pain regardless. The whole ordeal was heartbreaking as you can see the life just sort of fade from their eyes and its like they go cloudy. She died in family company and in my arms to prevent being in any further pain and it was going to get much worse if we left it so I'm glad it went like it did.
>>39280797
>also 4 bongs would be 1%, 0.01% is 4p
I put in 400 * 0.01 without thinking into the calculator
brainlet strikes again

I'm just looking to put it into a place where it can't be spent unless I actually move the money from the savings to my active account, seems like a decent idea considering a business I terminated my contract with just withdrew 300 the other day and they still owed me 150 back so tomorrow if I don't see 450 go in I'm not sure what to do, contact them again or lawyer up? I don't know how it all works and I don't think I could pay them if thats how they want it
Good points though regardless, I'll probably really look into it all in the future, I really want to see if I can do investments etc but I can't risk it right now.
>>39280989
>Tilde is going for her waifus hair
Adorable 2bh. She looks slimmer than I thought too desu.

>>39280949
Link to Tilde's blog where?

>>39280989
how can anyone honestly say this looks female?

>>39281081
here lad
https://tildedesu.wordpress.com/

Proper boss being a vegan lads haha. Feel so righteous.

>>39280989
When we inevitably take over, we will take some time away from raping white children to throw abominations like this from a rooftop.

>>39281091
>actually uses desu outside of the filter here

Mental illness.

Anyone here seen Dunkirk? Made me want to go to war tbqhwu. Seems comfy to just be fighting with a bunch of mates and you'd probably die too which would be a bonus.

>>39281088
It doesn't. It looks like a trap and I like traps.

>>39281059
Oo give us a corner lad haha!

>>39281123
Do you know what a trap is? You fucking mong.

Plot twist: Tilde is actually Ebin's tranny alter ego.

>>39281123
it doesn't even look like a trap, like an auschwitz victim wearing mismatched female clothes

>>39281053
I think exactly the opposite, that's why I hate him or ebin showing up

>>39281063
Either its a wig or tilde just made it incredibly easy to spot him IRL

>>39281146
alright sakulard, no need to be jealous

>>39281141
its like a pathetic tranny fightclub

>>39281128
Sure thing. Take a whiff of it too, it smells real nice.

>>39281075
>I could pay them if thats how they want it
The lawyers I mean, of course.

>>39281113
Inshallah, aki

>>39281111
Nice Kevs there lad

>>39281136
Yeah, a man that's supposed to look like a woman. But they never get all the way there. There's an uncanny valley effect to it.

>>39281146
It's what I'm into.

>>39281163
Mmm fresh! I love a clean blankie! Haha!

>>39281146
>saku this mad he lost out on a trap gf (bf)

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Ride miritary vehicres.

>>39281207
>>39281155
calm down with the anon posts tilde

>>39281189
Why are you laughing lad? You better not just be being sarcastic. That'd be quite rude!

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>>39281111
Good on you for taking up the noble cause of veganism! I presume that watching my wrestling convinced you that you can be vegan AND tough at the same time?

Now that you've become an enlightened individual, I think it would be great if you donated to the Labour Party! For the Many, Not the Few!

- Zack

I was driving around Rugby today and saw a quite obese man walking down the street. I know statistically the chance of it being saku are like 1 in 500, but the possibility is all I could think of

>>39281178
No it's a man that tricks people into thinking they're a girl. They have to actually look like girls.

>>39281063
Almost definitely a wig, that's a tranny special. Looks nice though

>>39281226
No of course not, I'm having fun! Plus the fragrance makes me happy! Please don't kick me out!

fucking starving. tummys rumbling away like mad, still 90 min till i leave work. looks like burgerking for tea