Have access to bank account with $30000 What do?

>>39277907
Save the money and invest a portion of it, don't blow it all like some retarded normalfag.

>>39277907
Buy me a thinkpad X1 Carbon 5th gen for school please thanks

>>39277924
None of its mine, I don't care what I do with it

>>39277931
Sure, where should I send it?

>>39277907
Gimme dats or hire a high end qtp2t virgin hooker. Use the 25,000 on whatever other Anons recommend

>>39277907

Give me just one hundred dollars

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>>39277907
Invest it.
If you're capable enough you'll become a millionaire in no time, and will be able to live eternally as a NEET.

>>39277907
Idk. Buy an expensive guitar or piano ?
Hookers ? Drugs ? Gaming setup ? Travel ?
Convert all this money to crypto so you can use it later as you want ?

>>39277924
>>39277992
> just invest it bro :^)
Kill yourselves you drooling morons.

>>39277907
All in on black 29, you win over a million, it only takes less than a minute to become a millionaire, think about it.
Than put that million on black 29 again and win 35 million, easy peasy, make sure you pick a nice color on that bugatti.

>>39278048
he can buy 6 bitcoins with that amount

bitcoin is the only thing that makes sense to invest into these days.

>>39278075
That's a bad idea

Give it to me senpai so I can work on my shitty art and music in peace for a few years pls & thanks ;^)

>>39278048
>literally the smartest thing you can do with money
>drooling morons
Are you fucking retarded?

>>39278524
No. Are you underage and are we playing 21 questions? Make a point so I can argue with you or shut your mouth

>>39278075
That's fucking funny because back in highschool I went to a casino to cope with depression by blowing money away. I played with $200, and distributed it all around the board, with the majority (like 70%) ending up at the center or edges of 29 exactly. 29 came, I got over $6000.

>>39278556
>put money into stock
>get more money out of stock
Literally no cons to this decision.

>>39278111
HA!
>>39278596
This shit. It's a nice slow burn you can keep reupping with returns for more profit. Someday you can have a nice bonus to your nestegg.

buy crack

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>>39277907
>>39277932
If it's not yours, why would you have access to it or make plans for it?

>>39277954
amzn . to
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Whose credit card is this anyway?

>>39277907
give me money and I will draw something for you

Buy a hotdog

>>39277907

buy a campervan and go stealth vandwelling

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G ib me $30 For Weedz

am gurl cumslut xd

all in that RM will win the master league

Buy yourself a nice sex doll

put it all on bitcoins

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Are the "invest XD" kids honestly the cutest motherfuckers on any board?

I don't know why, but there's something so sweet and innocent about it, that they just think you can magically double or triple a sum of money through vague investments. You'd think everyone would be doing it if it was that easy.

>>39277931
I have a top model gen 3

Best laptop I've ever owned desu

>>39277907
Buy me a ps4

http://a.co/aoZgszR

>>39279923
Its good advice when the alternative is some retard telling you to save it in a savings account.

Any retard can make far more in some shitty index fund than you'll get from interest.

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>>39279923
Don't listen to these idiots who say investing is dumb. Buy some guns and gold with decent resale value. Watch as their value doubles over time, specially after Trump gets ousted by whatever corporate bought democrat is gonna win in 2020.

Idiots who say investing is just a meme don't understand how to invest.

And remember, it's not about doubling what you got, it's about how much you can make and get out before it goes bust.

spend 1000-2000$ for a beast pc
save 500$ for games and always buy at sales/pirate them
save 1000$ for pc upgrades
save 500$ for anything stupid i want to buy
Use the rest for my apartment's rent the next 5 years (I'm going to university)

>>39280930
Kill yourself dumbass. And gtfo off this board because you are clearly severely underage.

>>39278645
>/r9k/ is completly clueless about finance.


I'm not actually surprised

>>39277907
I'm assuming the check will get to me by Saturday.

>>39281281
>going to university
>underage
Choose one faggot
im starting this October

>>39281326
Must've skipped four grades then.

>>39281372
I'm 18, am I supposed to start going to university at 14?

>>39277907
Buy some shitty houses and rent them out, grow an empire and then live off rent from niggers. The only "work" you'll have to do is call up wagecucks to come fix the houses every now and then once you get it rolling.

>>39277907
Pay bills not sure what to do with the rest I'd need more than that if I want to get out of the shit hole I'm in

How much weed can I buy with 30k?

>>39277907
Do what I normally do, because that is what my bank account looks like now