>mobilebrowse very often because I can
>for that purpose, I keep a fuckton of anime reaction images in my camera roll on my phone
>be yesterday
>boss asked me for update on machine I'm working on fixing
>told him I have a picture of what it looks like
>open up camera roll without thinking, while he is looking st my phone
>image I'm looking for is surrounded by loli anime faces
>accidentally open up the one next to the image I'm looking for
>it's pic related
>mfw
>boss said nothing
How do I further unconvinced my boss that I am an autist even though I am?
>>39277891
Just say if he ever asks about it that the pictures are images for conveying emotion on an anonymous message board forum which you use in your spare time so you don't need to type things like "that's funny" or "that's bull"
This is more terrifying than any horror story, this is a fear very near and familiar to me. It would be even worse for me, because I always end up saving some lewd images to my phone without taking them off for quite some time.
download gay porn (as a joke) to post on 4chan (as a joke) forget to delete it from my photostream coworker sees it asks if im gay
suck his dick (as a joke)
He probably just thought of it as a goofy cartoon. You call them loli reaction pics as if he caught a glimpse of Aoba's luscious and supple body that befits a working adult
Suzukaze Aoba is not a loli.
>>39278191
Oh excuse me, *legal loli
>>39277891
My boss is a minion fan. I mean, a HUGE minion fan. No amount of anime pics I could show him would be able to make him look down upon me.
Phonefags are fucking cancer.
How about actually working instead of browsing 4chan on your phone?
Your boss probably doesn't care about some image on your phone but rather if you're doing your work properly.
>>39277891
Just assure him that despite her appearances Aoba is 18-years-old and fully legal
Own it and man up. what makes you look bad is being a nervous lil bitch about it
>>39277891
I have about 430 saved on my phone and I keep them in a separate folder so you'd have to be holding my phone to see them
>>39277891
>having a smartphone
We might be able to pinpoint your problem.
>phoneposter
you got what you deserved
>>39277891
My wife Aoba is so cute.
He probably thought "I knew he was weird" but thats it.
>>39280319
You're mistaken, she is MY wife