>tfw you had a vivid dream of having a gf

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>>39277708
iktf too well anon.
Too well.

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>>39277708

Iktf. It happens way too often for me. Please no more.

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>tfw you wake up alone
>tfw you try to make yourself go back to sleep, desperate to be there with her again

I wish I died in my sleep.

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I guess the only way to stay in that fictional bliss is to dream forever.

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>tfw you dream of having a normal life with the woman you love
>tfw you wake up and forget the face of the woman you love

Putting pussy on pedestal. Fucking desperate betas

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>>39278121

Normies like you ruined this board. I used to post here daily and then you le reddit fags showed up. /r9k/ wasn't meant for you!

I hope we can be together again tonight.
I miss her.

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This is all there is

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>>39278121
Norman. Out.

You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

>>39278121
>hurr durr I'm edgy and can do without the basic need of being loved

>>39278196
Only normie betas crave for pussy. Robots do not care

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>>39278215
>tfw no gf
is the embodiment of this board culture.
You either conform or gtfo. Newfag.

>>39278136

Shows how much of a newfag you are if you think this board was for you.

This used to be Neo-meme land when /b/ was overflowing too much, but considering that the average /b/tard was a pathetic loser in general, this quickly became the feels country.

But even back then someone could be talking about a hard breakup here and get some level of sympathy without the turbo autists going REEEEE every minute. So you see, you can't pretend to be an originalfag. It's actually you who made this place worse by your crippling phobia of le normie and le reddit closet monster. If you fags would just shut the fuck up about reddit and normies and let people talk about whatever feels they feel like talking about, there would be less infighting and the atmosphere would be 10X better.

>>39278239
This was supposed to be a better /b/ but you attention seeking fedorable faggots just had to ruin that. Go fuck off to wizchan if you can't handle that fact.

>>39278239
Shut up you pathetic failed normie

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>>39278215
>Look at me! I use 4chan lol such robot and antisocial XD
Fucking norman gtfo

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>>39278262
GTFO to your containement cancer shitsite.
This isn't /adv/ or facebook you dipshit. Go there if you wanna hear about breakups.

>>39278294
Robots are aware and independent. Failed normies are not

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>>39278287
>This was supposed to be
But it didn't.
So fuck off roach.

>>39277708
I stopped having dreams like that for years, even my reptile brain knows it's not happening.

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>>39278215
My normiefaggot senses are tingling.

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>recent dream
>I'm with a chick
>I touch her
>she touches me
>she's about to suck my dong
>scene turns black

I had a vivid dream i had a friend, we were lying down cuddling, they were like some cute magical animal that could talk, it was licking me so i licked its tongue, i was like crying on him because i thought i was gonna get him sick, i was sick in the dream

>tfw you had a vivid dream that your girlfriend had a penis

My girlfriend will never have a penis :(

she still shows up in my dreams from time to time. sleep or awake she stays in my mind. In a way, I kinda want to tell her that, imagine knowing that you were in the mind of someone that isnt family almost daily

>oneitis of 11 years appears in dream
>joking around with her and her family
>suddely help save them from natural disaster
>wake up and remember you haven't spoken to her since you ejected yourself from her orbit after multiple rejections in high school

Feels bad, man.

>Dream that I'm a little girl
>Immediately start jizzing and wake up
I can't escape my penis even in my dreams

>>39278320

>He shows late to the party
>Starts dictating who should and shouldn't stay.

Shut the fuck up, nobody asked your opinion. I was here first so either make me leave or shut the fuck up and deal with my presence like I deal with yours.
If you're bitter and envious of normies who get laid, get therapy. This ain't my fault nor the normie's fault if you marinate in your own anger 24/7. There is such a thing as coming to peace with yourself and accepting to live with what you can't change. If you fail desperately at that, it's your fault. True robots don't want love or pussy anyways so that makes you nothing more than a failed normie

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>had a vivid dream that Suzuko Mimori was my gf
>wake up

>>39278121
Go back to ReturnOfKings you degenerate nigger

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>kiss my crush on the cheek
>hug her across her shoulders
>playing with her qt feet
>she teasingly throws me off
>leaves the room
>comes back with a warm blanket, she puts it on her bed
>she lets me hug her while she browses the internet
>wake up
>she rejected me 13 months ago

only in dreams, this waking world was not meant for us lads

>>39278192
Good night honeyhole

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Fuck man this happened to me last night.
>be dreaming
>everything is fine and I have a qt Cyborg gf
> She looks human and acts real sweet
> we hold hands and kiss and I feel real happy
>she says she has to die because she is not a real person
>beg her not to go
>wake up

At least we can dream of love rather that not knowing how it could feel.