why do you browse /r9k/
for what purpose
I have nothing else to do while listening to music
>>39276218
Better than public education
>>39276218
I'm feeling conflicted and I hope I find someone say something that will change my view of things. I know I'm desperate
I enjoy shitpost humor and verbal abuse
>>39276218
Research, actually.
>>39276218
>feels threads
>story threads
>>39276218
To remind myself why I should stay away from women.
>>39276371
I need a reminder of that rn too. Could you remind me pls?
>>39276353
What kind of research
>>39276218
Because I feel more like myself here than anywhere else
Noone cares about my troubles in the real world, not coworkers, not friends, not girlfriends.
But here is the only place people listen to me.
And that fact made me even more bitter of life
>>39276218
To analyze the behavior of people here as to become less of a normalfag and more of an autist. This, even though I'm not even close to being a normie
>>39276218
In hopes to have a conversation about topics that don't really fit any other board.
>>39276218
What else is there to do?
>>39276265
Mostly this.
What are you listening to?
Your Degenercy, hatred of women, shitty love life, NEET life, and all around autism amuse me and bring joy to my life. Seriously, as somebody who this place would label as a "chad" I love reading about your shit problems. Also sometimes you guys can be funny
>>39276218
To suck robots off in my area or do lewd girl (boy) things on discord that's about it
To pass time on the shitter
I study human behavior and I come here and on wizchan to analyze wizards' and robots' posts to challenge myself in recognizing what are the main causes of the posters' suffering. It's actually a good training.
>>39276397
For an RPG that I'm running.
>>39276218
For (you)s
Why eIse?
>>39276703
Dammit, this reply was meant for >>39276398
Sorry for the inconvenience.
>>39276218
Epic gets and eternal suffering
>>39276218
I come here for lewd threads.
>>39276218
to laugh at pathetic beta virgins who blame fucking everyone else but themselves for how their shitty lives turned out
I come here to say CHECK OUT MY FUCKING DIGITS, and then leave with my back turned because i got repeating digits.
>>39276218
>purpose
that there is a word for normies
>>39276356
Eggsacktly
I would like to kidnap a femanon to keep in a secret sex dungeon.
Any takers?
Gets my noggin joggin when friends are too busy to talk with me.
I like to see people who are as/more pathetic as I am. Makes me feel not so alone, plus there are some good keks around every now and again
>>39277055
Aren't you going to be the taker
>>39276218
Perfect place when I have a few minutes to kill and need some laughs (and I'm caught up on Invisible Cats).
>>39276218
Because I'm a fucking failure who just can't stop doing stupid shit instead of studying.
I used to study a lot, but since I've discovered 4chan I've forgotten nearly everything I have learnt. Now I can't even get good grades at uni, when I could've been a decent programmer had I not become a lazy shitposter and kept studying.
Just end my fucking life.
>>39277114
That's not how it works if I build the dungeon
>>39276218
I used to be a robot, now I'm just addicted to the stimulating conversation.
I like talk, you
I want to make a thread but there's one that's similar at the moment so I'm waiting for it to pass.
To kill time at my part-time job, where there's nothing for me to do 99% of the time.
>>39276218
At work, bored af. What else can I do when there's no new post o r9k? /Pol/ is shit lately
>>39277055
Fetlife.com is where you should post these types of requests. Most responses will be from girls (male), though.
I let my life slip into the shitter and i come here to feel better about myself desu. Im just a cyborg trying to keep it together.
>>39276218
Mbti, drug and psychosis threads. I just do ctrl+f "ENTP" on mbti threads.
To supplement my lack of a social life. I *could* just try to have a real one, but that would take effort and would require me to have my shit together so I'd rather just talk to these pieces of shit instead.
>>39276897
You're the least interesting type of person on this board. Swallow thumbtacks.
>>39276218
>I ve nothing better to do with my life.
cropping threads for r/4chan
>>39276218
Because I get bored playing videogames and sometimes I just like lurking. Been here since 2014
>>39276218
For the purpose of bettering my life.
came for the eternal MBTI meme
stayed for...I don't even know why
>greentext stories
ordidigisf of course
>Maybe someone has a worst life than me
>>39276218
Before?
For feels and sharing life stories.
Nowadays?
I dont know, mostly from habbit, i enjoy my other home boards much more than this place yet i still end up browsing here atleast 3 hours a day.
I get more OC memes on [s4s] so ive just been going there more than here and i imagine at some point ill replace r9k completely with the other boards i browse.
This place has become more of a normie containment board, like /fa/ or /soc/
To make it look like I am doing something on my phone
>>39277301
why not post in the similar thread
>>39276218
It's nice to know I am not alone in being a bitter, jaded, and pathetic virgin. Simply put, it's nice to know I am not alone in being alone.
I can relate to some threads but mostly for the Keks
>>39276218
for the pleasure to see that there are lots of desperate depressed dudes whose life is worse than mine
I have no one to talk to in real life. I'm also too much of a fuckup to belong to anywhere else.
I mostly browse wizchan but I come here like once in two-three months when I'm bored. This place is horrendous.
>>39276218
Remember i'm not alone.