>been constipated for 4 days now What do I do bros?

i recommend pooping

>>39274380
Prune juice. It'll loosen you right up.

>>39274380
U go poopy lek

Fap. You're on no fap but no fap is a meme.

The reason for post fap guilt is poor diet.

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>>39274380
>been on medical heroin for 2 weeks now
>havent shit once
>hardly eat anything
life is a fuck

>>39274385
>>39274396
I tried my hardest, nothing happens. It feels like my shit is backed up to my brain, have a headache.
>>39274400
Not on no fap..
>>39274413
That sucks, hope you shit soon

>>39274442
I have never been so happy about someone telling me to shit, thanks brother

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Smoke and drink coffee AT THE SAME TIME
Or if you have ADHD meds that'll work too.
>mfw I take all three in the morning and shit my guts out

>>39274442
Dude fuck you I gave you legitimate advice and you fucking ignored me

Thats the last time I bother replying to someone who needs advice and has zero replies

Fucking cunt

>>39274516
pure autism right here Iads

>>39274516
Oh shit I'm sorry, thanks for the advice. I appreciate it.

>>39274380
i have lots of stomach and bowel issues and if i were you i would take both stool softener and a laxative, maybe something for peristalsis as well, depending on your system you might be risking impaction if you don't shit soon

if you've been trying to force it, you may have popped a haemorrhoid and effectively closed the hole - or a sphincter may be pushing down over the anus and blocking movement like a lid on a bottle

if this is a possibility you can try sucking it back up, pretending like you're trying to hold in a shit, and in doing so, you might draw back any blood-vessels or muscles which are capping your ass

even if you haven't popped your sphincter in that manner, sucking it back up may have the effect of compressing the turd into a moar manageable shape for your rectum to release

also; drink coffee

also, also; rectum - nearly killed him

>>39274380
>4 days

Wow it's fucking nothing

That's a normal schedule for me. I'm underweight before you ask

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glycerin suppositories/enema, also listen to the literal 18/20 >>39274582

>>39274380
Pry it out with your fingers, it's the only way.