>be me having sex in my room as a teenager >sister getting

>>39273938
now THIS is normalfag posting

>>39273938
All four of you are degenerate.
You have to fuck your sister.

>>39273963
This. It's uncomfortable because you let her fuck someone else.

>>39273958
Now THIS is a low quality, unneeded post from a "robot" that needs to go to wizchan where they belong.

>>39273938
>realize she probably had that dude's dick in her mouth and drank out of the goddamned carton
Meh
I mean I kiss girls even after they swallow my load, unless it's all over her lips or something

>>39273986
>have the whole internet to talk about your normalfag shit
>I know, I'll go to one of the very few places were my kind are not welcomed to talk about my normalfag shit!

>>39273990
Good boy

>>39274012
"Normalfags" are welcome on /r9k/. "Robots" aren't. They belong on wizchan.

>>39274012
Not to mention there's literally a dozen more suitable boards for discussing what OP wants to "discuss".

>>39274040
No they aren't welcome and they never have been. Fuck off to another board if you don't like, stupid newfag and normie.

>>39273938
>like Morty did fucking the sexbot
Le rick and morty guise xd
Unironically kys

>>39273990
but that's your load desu
other people's dicks and loads are disgusting anon - even chad knows

>>39274053
Yes "they" are, not a newfag, and normies aren't real.
Take your kind to wizchan where they belong

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>>39274081
>not a newfag
>normies aren't real

>>39274081
No they aren't, and you'd know this if you lurked longer then the past week after getting banned from whatever shitty containment board you came from.

>>39274081
>shit normies say.ogg

>>39274078
This. I don't want somebody else's particulate jizz in my mango guava. I'll even snowball my own load but that's actually mine.

>>39273963
The degeneracy is worse.
>littlest sister tells me that she likes me and my gf better because we're "not as loud"
>this same sister walked in on other sis sucking dick at like 12
>she still had her fucking security blanket at that time

>14-year-old sister fucks adult from soccer
>this is apparently fine

>make pb&j
>sister informs me that she used the peanut butter on some dude's dick
>fuck this, I'm opening the other jar
>she has already opened other jar
>I have to wait until she's eaten both to ehrself before we get more fucking peanut butter

>sis bangs on door while I'm having sex
>she wants a condom
>gives her my whole stash of sex shit, close door
>realize a week after getting them back that I can never use those toys again

>sis gets out of shower
>stands butt-ass-naked in front of the fridge with the door open running
and wasting power
>forever
>says that this is fine because just me and my dad can see her and we're related
>it is not fine
I have some kind of psychological damage from living in a house of sin.

>>39274081
Right, the board "Robot over 9000" is not for robots.
Also, even if the concept of "normies" is fabricated, it is what this board builds on, so there's that.

Also, having lurked for a month doesn't remove the status of newfagg, newfagg.

>>39274040
>Good boy
why did you say that

>>39274183
I'd like to have grown up in this house
instead of mine
where not a word about sex was dropped by anyone, where everyone always had to be covered up, where you didn't notice medical problems with your private parts because it was too taboo to speak of...

>>39274186
He thinks getting your own jizz in your mouth is cucked.

>>39274110
>>39274111
Been on r9k for a year now

>>39274134
Normies still aren't real. Wizchan called, they said they have a spot for you.

>>39274134
Fucking hell, how have you not fucked your sister yet?

>>39274185
Nice logic, retard. I suppose we call them "schools" because they're in "school zones," right? They adopted the name. If the board was called Lenny9000 "robots" would be calling themselves lennies.

>>39274186
Because he's a good boy.

>>39274183
>14-year-old sister fucks adult from soccer
>this is apparently fine
But dude that's rape. She was definitely traumatized beyond reproach.

>>39274242
Extremes go both ways. My mom talks about sex in such vulgar terms that it makes me want to die. I would hate to live in a house where any mention of sex was taboo, but I feel I've got it just as bad most of the time.

>>39274249
>Because he's a good boy.
i want to be called that tooo

>>39274249
>>>/b/
>>>/trash/
Literally either of those boards are there for you right now to shitpost about how you act like white trash.
>I've only been here for a year
Literally fucking kill yourself this is not your board.

>>39274270
Problem is, you too have sex. So get the fuck out normie.

>>39274242
We were just allowed to have people of the opposite sex sleep over. Parents were really open about sex and lenient. Actually really cool in a lot of ways, but lines get crossed. My dad couldn't eat dinner with my sister and I sometimes because the conversation would just turn awful and unappetizing. I think my mega-autismo would probably have kept me from getting laid if I wasn't allowed to just ask to have a girl sleep over for the explicit purpose of sex.

>>39274255
And mom's totally cool with it.

>>39274249
>Been on r9k for a year now
l o l
o
l

ITT: act like a 12 year old and do the opposite of what you want so you get annoyed just like on /b/

>>39274304
But you've been a bad little girl, anon. You don't deserve it.

>>39274309
It's nobody's board, especially not "robots' board"

>>39274317
Seriously pick a sister and ask if she's dtf

>>39274388
But I don't wanna. I've seen her fuck so many dudes and she's my sister. It's like double-gross.

>>39274411
Don't you want to be one of those dudes? Don't you want a stronger bond with her? You're both already fucked beyond repair, so having sex with each other couldn't hurt.

>>39274435
It can always get worse. Setting a lower limit on how bad you can conceive of things getting is fooling yourself.

>>39274388
IT'S ALWAYS BEEN A ROBOTS BOARD YOU DENSE FUCKER

>>39274448
Just fuck her

>>39274466
You're the dense one. It's not called robot9000 because it's for robots, they call themselves robots because they're on robot9000. The only robot is the overlord on the sticky that prevents you from making a duplicate post. If the board was called something else, the same people calling themselves robots now would be calling themselves whatever the something else is.

>>39274313
Fuck you. I'm as permavirgin as they come.

>>39274525
It's board culture you retard and has been for years. Lurk more.

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lole I'm pickle rick xd

>>39274617
last chapter was actually good.
I start to see a correlation between Jerry appearances and episode quality.

>>39274615
>board culture
I don't need to lurk to know that "robots" are a plague on this site and belong on wizchan

>>39274700
>Goes to board
>Complains about the types of people that have always posted there
Gee it's almost as if this board isn't for you.

>>39274727
This board literally isn't "for" any one type of person. It's for OC and greentexts. Pathetic virgin neets belong on wizchan, and they'll soon be forced off of r9k.

>>39274753
You know what, you're right. Normalfags win. I give up. I'm evacuating to wizardchan and never coming back to this normalfag-infested hellhole. Goodbye r9gay. This is my last post.

>>39274753
well said.
I'm sick of sad virgins ruining this board with their
>tfw no gf
>femanon roleplay that gets 300+ replies in 2 hours
>"i think i'm gay" no your just sex deprived, get a girl and cocks will seem repugnant (except yours)
>muh dik

seriously faggots either post your pathetic stories so I can laugh at you, get your shit together like the rest of us did, or fuck off to wizchan.
t.
>I had legit woman-related anxiety and got over it in 6 years without meds. Also ugly. But got a gf because I got balls unlike you.

>>39274525
People call themselves robots because they identify with the "culture" of the board.
- The original culture of the board had to do with making fun of suicidal virgin retards who complained about life, or something, but it *gradually* turned into actual suicidal virgin retards complaining about life, somewhat maintaining the original purpose.

If I were to browse /pol/, I wouldn't automatically identify as a racist.

The "overlord on the sticky..." is just an admin, who doesn't necessarily need to identify with the board-culture, he just needs to maintain the general vibe of the board.

But yes, the people who frequent this board would probably dub themselves whatever the board was called, given they identify with its culture, blah.

It always baffles me how some people (most people) have sex so naturally while it's becoming a fucking alien concept to me to even touch a woman.
Fuck

>>39275107
I got a blowjob one but she puked undigested 9-grain onto my penis
>now I'm afraid of girls

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>>39275197
>I got a blowjob one
Yeah fuck off. If you can get a blowjob you can get laid.

>>39274249
>year
>not a newfag
Get out

>>39274040
wizchan doesn't allow robot talk

>>>/b/

>>39275237
I probably could but why would I really want to?

>>39274435
>this nigga gets off on trying to get siblings to fuck
Jesus this board shouldve stayed nuked.

>>39274466
Youre not fucking robots. All the Robots left after the Feelers turned the place to shit then stole the Robot name.

Fuck off

>>39275308
the feelers took over because nobody else was writing anything interesting

>>39274727
Your types never always posted here faggot. This is an OC board and i hope Hoshi nukes this place and you fucking "robots" to wizchan forever. Youre a fucking blight.

>>39275337
That was pre-resurrection. It was resurrected for these people because they wanted it.

You're free to head over to /b/ where you belong.

>>39275319
The feelers took over because the Robots tried their hardest to help you and you twisted this place until its neck snapped. Robots gave up and left and Moot hit the nuke button because he hated what Feelers were doing to the board.

He only brought it back because other boards were whining that your sorry asses were flooding into their boards.

Seriously fuck off to wizchan or beg japboy for your own board, this was never your fucking board you parasite.

>>39275359
It was resurrected to begrudgingly contain your whiny bullshit from flooding other boards again.

>>39275385
The robots left because the entire board purpose was a failed experiment, so moot gave it to the feelers since they liked it.

Stuff like "I just poked my gf in the eye with my dick and she went blind" is crappy /b/ content, you don't need another board for it.

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>>39274183
What in the fucking world is wrong with you guys. REally.I have no fucking words for what i discover on this site days after days, even after many years i am still amazed that i do share a board with people like that.

>>39275392
So go back to /b/ where your content reigns king then. Nobody is making you post here.

Wizchan doesn't allow feel content since they think even wanting sex is degenerate. So the people here don't belong on wizchan.

>>39275416
Hiro should just make a /virgin/ board and let the normies flood /r9k/
Who cares at this point

>>39273938
fuck off summerfag, school is starting soon

>>39274815
Sweet! One down!


>>39275392
>It was resurrected to begrudgingly contain your whiny bullshit from flooding other boards again.

The problem is, it doesn't do that. I still see their virgin butt-tears everywhere I go, and it's tiresome.

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>>39273938
>>39274183
what the fuck, even my normalfag sister never brought her bfs home, that's disgusting

>>39274753
>>39274815
wizchan is for 30+ year olds and discussion about women isn't allowed, r9k is for this shit, take your normalfag discussion to reddit

>>39274081
In better times you'd eat a permaban for this post.

>>39274185
>robot over 9000
I thought it was because in tv shows robots always have some x000 after there name. Am i retarded?

>>39275107
yeah. this thread is so strange to me. i honestly can't imagine being this casual about sex.

>>39278101
The board is literally called robot9001 silly

holy normie

>>39274040
...you do realize what "r9k" stands for... right?

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>>39273938
holy shit you people just won't leave us alone - you have the entire fucking world and we want jsut this one little puny site for ourselves but noooooo, you gotta have EVERYTHING and be EVERYWHERE
get the fuck out normalfag REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>39278617
They want it all, comrade. They want it all...

>>39278617

You DO have one puny little site for yourselves... it's called wizchan. Until the administration changes the rules to only allow robots (which will never happen because you guys can't even agree on what the definition of a robot is), then we have as much right to post here as you do. Deal with it or GTFO yourself. Thank you.

>>39278323
It's mostly genetics and upbringing, m8.
It's so natural to them that it comes without thinking.

>>39279299
>It's mostly genetics and upbringing, m8

I don't know about genetics, but upbringing is definitely a factor. When you have some kids that aren't taught to be ashamed of their bodies but also aren't given any kind of sex education, and then one of them finds her father's hardcore porn magazines... well, curious kids are gonna do what curious kids are gonna do. And if from that you find that it's something really amazingly enjoyable, then you're going to have a much more casual attitude about it.

>>39279036
You're not allowed to talk about girls on wizchan retard.

You already have /b/ so you're the one who needs to piss off. Go post your shitty exaggerated sex stories over there.

>>39273938
That sounds fucking awesome, I want siblings my age

>>39280420

I thought 'real' robots weren't even interested in girls; why would you want to talk about them?

>>39280646
We're not interested in negroes either but it's fun to describe their inferiority, just like women. Also you have to be 30+ to go to wizchan and it's much slower

>>39273938
Sex before marriage is a sin, both of you are sinners and should of remained celibate until marriage.

>>39280712
Oh, well then I guess it just supersucks to be you.

>>39273938
>bait posting the thread