How does one become eternally comfy?

>>39273889
kys with cold

>>39273889
Alot of money.

>>39273889
do cardio for 30 then lay in bed without any sounds

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NYC subway is so comfy.

>>39273920
looks like a safety hazard

>>39273920
>shitload of people, noisy, smelly
>comfy
lmao

>>39273889
Live a virtuous life.

>>39273889
Get a heroin addiction. You'll become so numb from life. Life gets hard, who cares, heroin will make it better! Don't knock it till you try it man

>>39273920
if you would lick that wall you would get cancer right?

>>39273889
Death is comfy

>>39273920
I walked into the toilet at I can't remember where something like 116th Street and there was a homeless man giving himself a bath in the sink.

>>39273906
This. The only way to realistically be eternally comfy is to
>work your ass off and save funds
>and/or try to get the passive income meme working for you

Start planning your finances now!

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>>39273920
Here is what the Moscow Metro looks like.

>>39274010
this is the best answer to be honest

>>39274457
>be russian
>get exploded by Chechen muzzie