/britfeel/

>>39273579
I'm sIeepy.

As Salam Allahkum oh my brother's. May Allah's light guide your path this day and bless each anon who posts in this, his thread.

In'sha Allah.

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Found this birthday card from my mum from two years ago or so. It made me cry.

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On the steroids lads, wont be long before humanity is left behind.

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First of 5 soul draining nightshifts over, lads

>>39273780

The Prophet Muhammad (PBUH) said: Your Paradise lies under the feet of your mother

>Council demanding 17 letters from the Job Centre from Early 2016
>Otherwise my Council Tax Benfit from last year will be proactively revoked and I'll owe them 2k

Thankfully I have all the letters, but fucking hell

>>39273579
birthday today and treated like shit already. people called my parents who called me to say 'happy birthday'. there is no point in them trying, only pisses me off even more. aeroplane mode, rimworld and george 'sexy' michael for the next 12 hours I reckon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izGwDsrQ1eQ

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Morning lads. Woke up feeling pretty bad but after washing and getting clean clothes I feel quite motivated

Going to the shop in a bit to buy some sweetener. I have four days away from Mr Shekelberg's whip so I would like to do something productive. Get paid today so going to see what frivolous rubbish I can invest in haha

What're you up to?

>>39273988
What's your job lad? You're 20% there at least!

>>39274030
Council's like that where I am too. Like they actively try to drive you to suicide. I have to give proof of what I earn every week or they go mental and assume I'm getting thousands and hiding it from them

just purchased a Moyu Aolong V2 stickerless lads

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Should I go town to watch mayweather and try to get a shag bringing back a bird mine lads?

>>39274229

Health to master it oh my brother

>>39274220
I stock shelves overnight in tesco. It isn't too bad but I broke my phone and I miss being able to spend all night shitposting

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I failed my maths GCSE. Is there any way to stop this slow spiral into NEEThood?

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Start the day

>>39274325
resit it in college

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>>39274325
How is it even possible to fail GSCE math?

>>39274325
I remember GCSE maths being piss easy. I got an A* with minimal effort. How do you fail it?

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>>39274296
That sounds alright desu. Can you listen to music at least?

>>39274296
>tfw passed GCSE maths in year 9 and got to spend two years of Maths lessons doing nothing

Feeling smug desu

>>39274426
If you got a C in year 9 why didn't you go for a higher grade in year 11?

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>>39274375
>>39274390
I'm a moron and I'm getting what I deserve

>>39274375

Shit teacher will do it for you. Otherwise I'd trend to agree.

>>39274426
>Feeling smug desu
And now you sell sausage rolls for a living. What an achievement.

>>39274426
Tilde is brainy??

>>39274440
I got a B in year 9. I did resit it in year 11 but after two years of not doing any maths other than two weeks of lessons before the exam, I got a B again

>>39274460
Haha delete this thanks lad. GCSEs are really just the bare minimum required for a wageslave job or your way into sixth form anyway, r-right?

>>39274490
I was good in school because mummy was nice when I did well and mean when I did badly. GCSEs are just a memory test really though imo

Crumpet and Corona, I ship them

>>39274519
>GCSEs are just a memory test really though imo

I would honestly have said that is far more true of bachelor's degrees.

Yes lads! I did it! I finally fixed my routine by waking up at 2:30 am, it wasn't easy but now that I've done it I am going to maintain this routine for as long as possible. I do rather fancy a nap but I will refrain as I know this will surely ruin my routine. I hope everyone else is doing ok and feeling comfy.

hotel lad last night convinced me desu, booked myself a night in one for 48 quid next week

>>39274543
I only did 8 months of uni so I don't have much experience of it

But it was mostly finding references to agree with everything you say, and re-wording them slightly to avoid plagiarism. In hindsight it didn't encourage individual thinking at all

Education is just a memory test in general though I think

>>39274459
>shit teacher

Literally no excuse when Khan Academy is a thing.

>>39274637
Underage get out faggot

>>39274654

Nah, shit teacher will get you every time.

>>39274637
Piss off you rotten little cunt.

>>39274673
>I need someone to spoon feed me everything
Pathetic

Just got fired lads.

I'm an aspie with social anxiety, job centre made me apply for a job in customer service at Homebase. I lasted two weeks. Manager said I was too timid and let me go. Feeling pretty bad.

Are there any entry level jobs where you work independently and have as little human interaction as possible?

>>39274587

You'll enjoy it lad.

how do I convince my bf to let me lick his
arsehole

>>39274715
please oh come on pretty please

>>39274637
How the fuck can you not get a C? I skived off school and played total war with my mates all day and still got A's B's and some C's. I didn't try at all you have to literally g putting effort into failing in order to get anything less than a C, also gtfo underage GCSE fag

>>39274715
Do it without warning. Stick a finger in there too.

>>39274685

At GCSE level you literally do.

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>>39274056
Happy Birthday lad!
Sorry to hear about your parents, fugg em, get a couple tinnies and a nice takeaway and treat yourself to a nice night!

>>39273579
I.......
love to masturbate a lot, that I can't deny
And when I browse I wank and when I wank I moan and cry
Choke the chicken spank the monkey every single day
Four or five or six or seven times who can really say?
From Asian to zoophilia I'll beat my meat to anything
When it comes to masturbation you could say I am the king
Or at least I thought so but then I came to 4chan
Because there's no one who can fap just like a 4chan user can!

>>39274765
No, you don't. I taught myself for most of it.

>>39274725
not him but we had 2 groups for lessons. i was in the don't expect anything higher than a D group. i got mostly Es

>>39274802

Of course, but you're a very special anon anon, I was talking about ordinary Ann's.

>>39274673
We have the internet. Shit teacher is not an argument for failing GCSE Maths (and never was, because there's also study guides which effectively teach you everything anyway)

But sure, it's easier to blame everyone else but yourself.

>>39274817
>ordinary
I think you mean dumb. Anyone with half a brain can teach themselves.

>>39274823
Sure snowflake, sure.

>>39274832

Drivel. But continue your funny little tirade it amuses.

Did any of you lads do work experience in secondary school? Do they still do it now or has it been sacked off?

I went to a dog kennels, had to clean out the cages but got to walk the dogs as well, started at 8 in the morning and finished at 12 so I'd just go home and play games, was pretty great. The staff also took really long tea breaks, I'd sit around for 45 minutes eating pink panther wafers and drinking um bongo.

>>39274813
You mean Foundation? How fucking embarrassing it's literally impossible to get anything below a C christ

>>39274690
I know an autist in data entry. He just spends the whole day by himself talking to no one. Repetitive work too i imagine.

>>39274835
>anyone who is not thick as pig shit is a snowflake

>>39274832
>people with half a brain
>the average teenager

pick one

>>39274847
>I can't believe that people can get by without having someone push information into their head
You're an idiot.

>>39274857

Just our special little bros!

>>39274690
Were you the anon yesterday who said your boss' boss wanted to talk to you?

>>39274864

Who's mummy's little genius then?
You are champ.. You are!

>>39274882
I'm not bragging about doing something simple, I'm calling you retarded because you can't teach yourself.

>>39274850
Our school never did.

>>39274897
You're expecting too much of that child. Just let him apply for his First Diploma for IT Practitioners in peace.

>>39274897

Yeah, I got it. Keep reaching for the stars little guy, we're all on team you!

>>39274855
can't remember what it was called it was over 20 years ago.
>>39274850
i did mine at a gym. a lad i knew was doing his there so my school put me in the same place.

>>39274850
Our school did it, but I just spent 2 weeks at home playing FF7 for the 10th time.

First day we go back, the ENTIRE day was about our work experience, so that was pretty funny when I just said "didn't do it, was ill" and the mongs sent me to the headteacher.

>>39274850

Our school did it, I just refused to be bothered. Hedging my bets that if I didn't I'd be sent home for two weeks.

Win moi.

>>39274823
I had bad guidance, teachers who' given up (I mean literally, i had a substitute maths teacher in year 11 who let people sit on their phones and gossip and didn't even bother handing work or teaching). I barely understood GCSEs and my math was stalled at a year 7 level or something

>>39274897
you really think a 14 year old has the motivation or forethought to do that?

>>39274850
None here, though I had my secondary school in Singapore so it's probably different. Does work experience at that age even matter?

I'm off work till Tuesday, how many times is it safe to wank in one day. I normally do three between 4 and 10 after work days, I've got a whole extra 8 hours to fit in more.

>>39274850
I did it in a music shop. They couldn't find me anything to do all day so it was pointless

>>39274974
just keep going till you've had enough

>>39274232
That's what I'm doing if I can't find someone to watch it with me at home

>>39274850
I didn't arrange anything so my school made to do revision for a week.

>>39274974
Unless you go like 40 times in a row and your heart feels like it's about to burst, just keep wanking.

>>39274984
>>39275047

Unfortunately I did that thing after my first one where sometimes if you piss right after, something obviously goes down the wrong tube and the tip of your dick starts to burn and you feel like you need to wee again but you know that if you do it'll just burn even worse so you hold it in until it feels like you're going to burst. Not sure I should risk anymore today.

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Not sure what to do lads this this a mindfuck of a dilema?
>start drinking recently dellivered beer that is still warm now?
Or
>wait out unti later when the beer is cold and then start drinking?

tin of asdas own beans ans sausage for brunch haha

>>39275070
that's the worst, especially when you wank just before bed so you spend all night with a burny tip

>>39274952
I had that kind of motivation when I was 14...

>>39275070
>you feel like you need to wee again
Had that too sometimes. Terrible, I can relate. Worse even when you're about to go to sleep but keep feeling like you need to go to the toilet every minute.

>>39275096
sure you did, that's why you're on britfeel at 11am, stop roleplaying

>>39275089
Who the fuck drinks warm beer? You might as well pour it down the drain.

>>39275096
you obviously grew up a in a better environment, most likely good parenting and guidance in earlier years. Those success stories of people who became successful out of council estates are obviously fabricated, there's a reason council estate kids end up as council estate adults 95% of the time. The other 5% probably had outside guidance from good teachers or afterschool clubs

>>39275095
>>39275102

Yeah, I've found the best cure for it is to sit with my right leg up and over my left so the right ankle is on the left knee and the foot goes completely numb and this sort of draws the attention away from the burning dick.

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I DON'T WANT TO BE A FAILURE I DON'T WANT TO BE A FAILURE I DON'T WANT TO BE A FAILURE

>>39275106
Now you're just being overly cynical. A 14yo is usually too innocent to wallow in self-pity and depression.

It's like remember back when you were young and facisnated by every little things. But not anymore.

>>39275106

Hey pleb, I'm posting from my CEOs office at Globalcorp!

>>39275128
whatever you say sheldon don't bazinga me lad
>>39275129
kek'd

>mouldy neet virgin thinks he understands the world

Chortling @ this

>>39275111
Prehaps, but in the case of ale it tastes better warm than cold but I guess this is a German pilsner so im not quite sure if it tastes better and what to expect ive never tried it before.

>>39275128
nobody mentioned depression and self-pity. I was confused and scared of everything so I played MMOs all day and ignored everything else because it wasn't pleasant for me

>>39275139
go get your GCSE results yet?

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There's an air show in my town today and I can't watch anime or listen to music without a fucking plane or jet ruining it. Plus the coaches full of chip eaters going past my house.

UNCOMFY.

@39275148
Got a boyfriend yet, virgin?

>>39275157
get a laser pointer and shine it at them desu

>>39275157
>air shows
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5ylvWjYjms

>>39275157

are you on Jersey anon?

>>39275157
Had them going over my head about a week ago on there way to some airshow near me, most uncomfy to say the least even my dog was barking at them.

>>39275157
Is it so loud headphones don't drown it out?

>>39275165
Something like this would at least make it interesting. I've seen the same shit aircraft every year for as long as I can remember.

>>39275170
Na.

>>39275180
Yep. It's still uncomfortably loud.

>>39275162
You heard the lad, fuck off and check your GCSE results.

>>39275162
He has a girl(male)friend.

@39275199
Still butthurt about lack of boyfriend, eh? Try grindr, virgin

>>39275106
On holiday from Uni right now. I just really wanted to amount to more than the pathetic waste I saw myself as.

>These threads are so pathetic people have to brag about boyfriends because noone would ever believe you could fuck a woman
Grim

don't know how to approach girls when walking my dog desu

>>39275216
>Grindr for bf
Why the fuck is your backlinking such arsecancer?

>>39275223
No, it's because they're all faggots.

>>39275234
I think it's a petty way of replying to someone without giving them a (you).

>>39275236
No, they're all prision gay failures who would kill for a woman to like them

>>39275216
You still butthurt about failing your GCSE's. At least you still have overwatch to play. I love how you call people virgins but the only fanny you have probably seen was your mum's when you fell out of it, holding hands does not count lad.

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>>39275180
Cor wouldn't recomend that lad, managed to burst my eardrum listening to anime full blast a week ago and now my eardrum is fucked to the point where blood was coming out of it and at one point it was fucking painful to the point where i couldnt sleep for 2 days straight.
Always turn it down slightly ive learnt the hard way.

genuinely killing myself today

>>39275285
Sounds like you already have mate

>>39275285
Stream it, fampai.

>>39275285
Why's that lad?
Orgiamion

>>39275295
Dont encourage him you retarded underage fag

>>39275285
I hope it goes to plan lad.

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>>39275305
Look at this normie, Iook at him and laugh!

>>39275239
>I think it's a petty way of replying to someone without giving them a (you).

That's possibly the mist fucking retarded thing I've yet heard in a thread that, lets face it, has more than the average number of mentally subnormal semi veggies.

>>39275295 (You)
>>39275307 (You)
>>39275318 (You)

Saving that image though.

>>39275301
cant really put it into words, life is just tedious and awful

>>39275307
cheers lad

>>39273988
I would love to work nights, I hate dealing with the general public, they're scum.

>>39275333
Yeah lad, it's pretty silly. He could be a newfag who can't backlink properly but it's more likely that he's just being a shit.

>>39275305
Not him, but there's a 50/50 chance it's just attention seeking and probably 1% chance that he'd actually go through with it. I don't feel like dragging myself down to his level and trying to convince him to keep on living

>>39275339
>not already having 100s of smug anime girl reaction face

Thanks for the (You), newfriendo.

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>walking to the shop
>forget about GCSE results day
>walk past old school
>see old English and IT teacher walking out
>walk right past them
>they don't recognise me

Not sure if I'm glad or upset. Glad I didn't have to tell them what a failure I am, or upset they didn't remember me at all. Really scary ordeal though desu

>>39275342
Have you tried seeking help? Killing yourself seems a bit rash.

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>>39275318
Look at this mollusc, look at him and laugh!

You managed to make it outside this month lad?

>>39275357
Well i can be ased doing that either because it's useless most of the time. Still no need to encourage it.

>>39275367
Why are you a failure? Because you work in Greggs?

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>>39275363
Have another. My collection is young but expanding rapidly.

>>39275244
Did you get that retort last in the playground, virgin?

>>39275368
i have for 6 months now and it has been no help at all, life is a meme

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>>39275373
Here you go.
You might have forgotten where we are.

>>39275397
also because he pretends to be a girl for attention on a small corner of the internet

>>39275367
Were you trans in school or did that come after? Might explain why they didn't recognise you.

Imagine staying in school to do ur gcses and thinking ur not a normie lol

>>39275401
>this projection

We all know you don't get fanny lad. You must be role-playing like when you play with your action figures

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0dJqlvOSq4
kys me

fuck it
odds breakfast then a wank
evens a wank then breakfast

>>39275421
Robots are made between the ages of 16 and 21 imo. Those are the critical years.

Touch of summer flu in here today.

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>>39275428
>Kill yourself me
What means???

>>39275367
we having those skirt pics on the blog today? I didn't wank yesterday to save up some excitement for it

>>39275432
I'll join you lad.

As if I need an excuse to jerk off and eat chocolate shreddies.

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>>39275346
Not wrong I hate the majority of people they are mostly low IQ normies who are obssesed with materialism and social staus who can only bring up generic normie conversation about boring shit I couldnt give a fuck about.
Might even start thinking about applying for nighshift work and types of jobs away from normie pesants like working as a store room manager again that job was comfy af.

>>39275387
Yeah we can agree on that. Although it does rub me the wrong way seeing people post shit like that. Even at my worst I didn't beg strangers for anything
Hope he makes it through

>>39275458
Just sign on?

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>>39275403
Think about your parents anon. If you're going to kill yourself at least do it when there's nobody you'll hurt.

>>39275458

What a steaming sheep's cunt you are anon.

>>39275480
Holy shit would I ever play the fuck out of this VN if it was real.

>>39275432
I wanna wank and then go to sleep but the accommodation staff is doing their weekly room cleaning.

Just let me fap in peace, gdi.

>>39275397
Because I did well in school and they probably had high hopes for me. I know my situation isn't that bad but I feel like I've let down so many people

>>39275411
Nope, just a femboy in school

Now that you mention it though, I served two stacies I went to school with in Greggs and they didn't seem to recognise me either. Maybe it's the HRT haha

>>39275447
It's supposed to be coming today so yes

>>39275496
>It's supposed to be coming today

it most certainly will be cumming x

>>39275458
Robots are just as bad most of the time though. People always turn things into a competitions because of their egotistic attachments. With robots it's just about video games or who is the most pathetic. I probably prefer normies to robots. Robots act superior when they are exactly the same, only more retarded.

>>39275534
I don't see it the same way. I notice that most robots know they're dropkicks by most societal standards and they don't feel superior to normies, they just don't like normies.

>>39275534

Molluscs are in a race to the bottom

>>39275554
>, they just don't like normies

They worship "normies".

>>39275496
I've thought about this before because I never forget a face and I thought maybe others don't really forget either. I think sometimes its easier to just not say anything if you do remember someone yet they were not someone who had a fond friendship with you, wouldn't you agree?

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>>39275471
Nah cant bring myself to break my code of self sufficentcy, ive done rather well over the years ive had to borrow money off parents and that but always pay it back when I have money the money.

Besides I can work for a few weeks on a fantastic wage due to my trade qualification, which can keep my neet life going for a good couple of months without all the bullshit and paper work involved with jobseekers alowance.
Not to mention I can be a bit more luxurious other than living in squlor and surving off pot noodles day and day out, plus my parents are contempt as I pay my share in housekeeping.

How are you supposed to survive on 251.77 a month?

I thought NEET life was gonna be easy

>>39275574
How so? I see a lot a "ree fucking normies" but not much to the contrary.

>>39275599
You're not living with parents? What bennies are you on? I get around 200 a month.

>>39275609
My mother is poor and I don't have a dad lmao

Universal Credit

>>39275554
They are always using normie as an insult, as though it implies the person they label is inferior. Robots always waste their time doing pointless stuff, in real life they would probably talk completely shit too.

>>39275601

Well... Precisely.
What even is a "normie"?

It's a person who can casually obtain the lifestyle the mollusc cannot, no matter how hard he tries.

The entire concept of mollusc v normie is built upon insane, impotent jealousy. The very being of r9k is a graven idol to near nirvana of simply being able to function normally.

>>39275637
>insult implies the person they label is inferior
Not really. People insult wealthier and more successful people all the time.

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Ebin's latest blog post has me convinced he is mentally handicapped.

>You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>mfw this has been said before.

>>39275637
I disagree. I think normie is definitely supposed to be derogatory but I wouldn't think for a second that it implies we're superior.

Regarding the pointless stuff, you're probably right. Seems like a lot of the NEETs here don't have a lot to show for it, but there are exceptions.

>>39275534
I dont really see it through the normie and robot glasses, its more or less who is woke af about life and rejects the frame work of what they want us to follow, and the 99% who are simple lemmings following the croud and the confines of a life that is driven by a lust for money and an imbrace of what they want us to think.

>>39275675
>I disagree. I think normie is definitely supposed to be derogatory

It's supposed to be, but it empirically isn't.

It's why it's funny when particularly mollusc-y molluscs use it.

>>39275684

Don't talk shite now there's a good fellow.

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>>39275428
>tfw you posted this beautiful song last night to contribute to some comfy discussion
>it caused a shit flinging contest about how bad Lost In Translation is and 'reddit' films

>>39275715

There's always a Captain Salty in the crowd lad.

>he's unronically calling himself a femboy
howling

>>39275599
Do you get housing benefit? I also don't understand how people live on bennies unless they're living rent free. Take away rent/bills and I can easily live on 250 a month

>>39275667
>This obsession with food and purging
>Listing the race of everyone he sees
It's one fat cunt behind all these blogs, I'm telling you. Poleaboo and Tilde's reads the same.

>>39275725
It wasn't just Captain Salty, it was his salty privateers too

>>39275705
I think you're using a slightly different definition of 'derogatory'. To me it just means disrespectful, meant to be an insult, which seems to agree with most definitions.

I think I know what you mean though.

>>39275715
Post it. I learned about some Japanese shoegazey band I really liked from a lad not long ago.

>>39275730
Translation:
>beta male who didn't get much attention and couldn't compete for women (or men probably)
>decided to become a woman instead

>>39275453
i'm same but i'm eating croissants. feel better after the wank desu almost ready for work. just a quick spliff then i'm good to go
>>39275495
think of the positive though, they clean your room for you

>>39275758
I think they're just products of mental illness, there's a lot of overlap there with trannies, eating disorders and depression.

>>39275758
>It's one fat cunt behind all these blogs
There are certainly a lot of similarities, but that's becauase they're all losers in life.

It's really hard to wank when there's a fucking jet outside.

>>39275684
Lol but robots are only different because they have mental problems. Barely any robots are in their position because they reject society, it's more because they can't cope in society, so they have hidden themselves away.

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>>39275762
Ah no I meant the post I was replying to, it's My Bloody Valentine-Sometimes. What's the Japanese shoegazey band? I posted Kinoko Teikoku here if that's it

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I still need to book a vaccine, but i dont know what to say. Think I might take the risk of being unvaccinated to be honest

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>Not even 1
>Want to binge drink

>>39275661
Yeah and people usually insult people because they think they below them

>>39275792
>the sound of jets doesnt get him rock hard

>>39275796
That's the one lad. Thanks again for the recc.

>>39275816
Maybe I can pavlov myself into getting hard when I hear jets in future.

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>>39275832
Probably won't be a regular occurance lad but it's worth a try. Tell me you wouldn't fugg this sleek machine

>>39275855
Considering the armaments that thing has I think it'll be fucking me.

>>39275783
I think so too. I spoke to a tranny for a good few hours a few days ago and he was mentally fucked. He said he is suicidal, depressed, sees
hallucinations, self harms and hear voices.

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>>39275820
No problem lad, I always enjoy it when people like my recs. Have another Jap rec, this one's a bit slower though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vEL9ltCl64

>tfw really like manga
>have an idea for my own one id like to do
>cant draw

fugg
not gonna post my idea britnormie would steal it

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>>39275711
Never mind lurk moar lad,
Life is not simply the chads and robots, it goes far beyond that, the anolgy is purely just a meme perpetuated by internet culture and is truly just a small piece of the puzzle in a massive jigsaw that is a concept in nature that has been around since the dawn of millinea.

Now the real struggle lies in regards to the redpilled vs bluepilled not in a politcal sense but more in context about everything in life, almost a sense of seeing the forrest for the trees.
It more or less is divided by those who are capable of indpendent thought and coming to their own conclusions, and those who follow the accepted nararive of what is told to them by the media, institutions and those around them as a means to stay hip and cool by following the croud.

>>39275869
That sounds quite a bit worse than most, shit. But yeah one I was speaking to also had an eating disorder, body image issues, depression, etc. Also rampant narcissism, they're honestly a bit of a nightmare to deal with.

Never get into a relationship with a tranny lads

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>>39275855
not him, but I always found the harrier jump jet a sexy thing

>>39275889
I think it's an issue of people always tending towards the path of least resistance. It's easy to follow the generally acceptive narrative by the people around you, be it about politics or life in general.

>>39275889

I said less shite lad, not more.

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>>39275902
A bit too clunky or 'thicc' for my liking but nice nonetheless

>>39275889
you say all that but near enough everyone is here not because they choose to be but because they are too weak to do anything else.

>>39275794
Not in every regards, however you are right that robots are diffrent to normies by a means of being wired up diffrently due to their genectics and social devolpment that make us the beta's of life.
However you do get normies with such problems, just look at the amount of hollyood actors in the limelight who decended onto the robot course be it through a lack of willpower and decending into a bad habbit, or simply feeling complety empty about life and changing their mental outlook to that of a robots.
So it goes far beyond that of simply a state of mind and is purely just a natural evloutionary phenomnon as seen in nature with the domminant alphas and reccesive betas.

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>tfw managed to wake up before noon without alarms
>happy that I fixed my sleep schedule
>spend all my morning browsing britfeel
What's the point?

>>39275995
jog on lad. you're just proving my point.

>>39276005
waking up before 12 is nothing to be proud of desu, i get up at 6am every morning

>>39276005
If you're a NEET there's no real point to being awake at a certain time of day.

>>39276005
im only trying to fix mine because everything happens in the day. i will never be able to sort myself out if i cant do anything because im gettingu pt too late

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>>39275995

Aye, whatever you say you say anon, you da man.

>>39276033
>i get up at 6am every morning

you probably have a job though. when you dont work, its hard to maintain a good sleeping pattern because you have nothing forcing you to get up

>>39276043
I am a NEET but I'm trying to not be, I thought I'd get more done during the day

>>39276033
I used to wake up at 3-4 in the afternoon so this is an accomplishment for me desu. What time do you sleep?

>>39276048
Same lad. I stay up til 4am reading blogs and browsing britfeel, I get nothing done

what's some robot songs lads?

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>can't listen to The Co-Optional Podcast without TB or JC shoving some political shit into it

Why did they have to go and ruin a comfy show? Now I need new white noise.

>>39276076

One potato
Two potato
Three potato
I want have sex
Somebody please have sex with me
PLEASE!

>>39276089
One potato
Two potato
Three potato
Four
If you want fuck a girl then you should get a whore

>>39276058
im a neet as well, i just think its a good habit to keep up

>>39276075
i go to bed at 10pm

>>39276076
Nick Drake is the ultimate robot musician
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_hN3otvC6g

Ian Curtis is a good shout too

>>39276076
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uc6f_2nPSX8

>>39276076
I lose my courage when I need it the most

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=a-uUensuOL0

>>39275980
As I said the struggle of life of the strong and the weak is purely a part of the puzzle in regards to everything.
>chad is getting sucked off by his secretary drinking a glass of scotch in his office at work because he is an alpha and had the inner willpower to put in work
>Im sat in my bed right now because I cant muster up the willpower to persue that life due to me accepting my fate that I didnt do as well as I could have in ife.

Ill admit they are two complelty seperate anolgies and in a way it was some what wrong of me to use them together as they are essentially 2 diffrent concepts that can each be viewed at the same time.

>>39276111

*polite applause*

>tfw i could actually just be in a mental hospital and my entire life is just an illusion
>when i am imagining walking somewhere i might actually just be on the floor moving my legs not going anywhere
>theres no way for me to ever know

>>39276162

*standing ovation*

>>39276171
Seems like a pointless train of thought, eh lad?

>the walls of the simulation could come down at any second, and the true horror of the world we live in will be revealed

off to the shops, want anything?

Does anyone elses voices change every day? Mine goes between hign and ill sounding to relatively normal all the time.

>>39276195
Can you grab be a Bueno bar and a Monster? Thanks lad.

>>39276195
get me a gf please lad haha

>>39276209
haha I'll ask one of the dears at the checkout

>>39276195
enough vodka to drown myself in

>>39276204
White kinder bueno or normal? This is very important

>>39276229
How could I forget. Normal or dark would be great lad.

>>39276243
Pleb choice, sorry mate no Kinder for you. White chocolate is miles better

>>39276259
White choccy is desgustang imo. Not even worthy of the chocolate name.

>got ever so slightly better at something

Comeback August is real lads.

>>39276195
A bag of frozen strawberries and a tin of Lilt zero thanks lad

>>39276267
What?! White chocolate is lovely desu

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Afternoon Lads. How are you feeling?
I was woken to the sound of shouting which overpowered even the barriers of my door and a pillow over my head.

Think I'll post the Britfeel Times around 3pm like I said last night, any last minute ideas I could slide in? Nothing major though.

Post waifus

>>39276287
>done absolutely nothing all month
Suicide September, here I come!

>>39276294
Not my speed dessy. I need that cocoa.

>>39276301
Who was shouting lad? Sounds a bit rude.

Please someone come cuddle me here in Lincoln promise I wont do any gay shit.

fuck, I forgot I gave my mum all my towels to wash. oh well a quick spray of deodorant will have to do

>>39276318
I would if I was in Lincoln.

We'd do gay shit though.

Hi lads.

I am currently on bail, awaiting trial for buggering a little boy.

Ask me anything.

>>39276318
Cuddling is inherently gay desu. You'd probably slip a finger in eventually

>>39276327
okay teehee silly boys ~~~~

>>39276331
Why haven't you offed yourself yet you cunt?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPUmE-tne5U

Oh, yeah, now I'm walking on sunshine, whoa
I'm walking on sunshine, whoa
I'm walking on sunshine, whoa
And don't it feel good

>>39276311
It was very. My parents were shouting for whatever reason but whatever. Hopefully when I move out I will finally get peace.
>>39276331
I'd be able to stand almost anyone, but not nonces. Please go be one elsewhere.

>>39276033
And yet here you are on /r9k/ at 1pm

>>39276355
>>39276361
t. normie daily mail readers with fake outrage

bet you post on facebook how much you want to smash a nonces head in too to show how hard you are

>>39276331
how can you live with yourself and why did you do it knowing that you would fuck up someones life?

>>39276082
I just want to see Dodger do some porn.

>>39276372
>Ebin supports noncery
Shouldn't have expected anything less

>>39276372
Are you really defending a nonce? The fuck is wrong with you?

>>39275195
Clacton Lad?

>>39276331
If you were going to ruin your life why not choose a girl you prison gay?

>>39276372
i think everyone hates pedos lad except pedos... are you trying to tel us something?

>>39276359
Damn this post speaks to me. Opened my third eye.

>>39276294
Tilde when is the blog post going up? my balls are really full and I need to release

>>39276355
Because I'm waiting to see what kind of sentence I get at the trial. My lawyer reckons that my clean legal history and psychological reports will work out well for me.
>>39276361
Sorry lad I've been posting here for years and I'm not going anywhere.
>>39276372
Thanks Ebin, I appreciate it.
>>39276378
The honest reason? I hate normies and I hated his normie parents and I bet I'll hate the normie he'll grow up to be too. So I didn't give a shit and just took what I wanted from him

>>39276331
Go join pakipoo in the nonce corner.

>>39276384
>>39276388
>>39276396
I don't, I just think its stupid how people have a massive witch hunt and hysteria over it. Taking a picture of a kid at a beach makes you foam at the mouth yet you don't bat an eyelid if an adult female got raped and murdered?

and you can't point out the overreaction because you'll be labelled a nonce or nonce defender yourself, you have to join in the angry mob

I didn't get my 11 A*-C GCSE's and now I've lost my place at the high class call centre lads. My life is ruined, I'm going to regret this for the rest of my life.

>>39276383
Her Playboy shoot was great.

>>39276082
Can't stand these YouTube cunts who play up their britishness desu.

>>39276405
Britnormie chance is at about 75% I reckon

>>39276409
>he takes pictures of kids at the beach
Bit creepy Ebin. Also you're just manufacturing this, we're talking about someone who literally fucked a child. I mean it's obviously made up but the point still stands

You are right about the witch hunt though, we were talking about The Hunt last night weren't we?

>>39276430
I hate that cunt too.

>>39276405
bloody ell lad. you're one bitter cunt. hopefully the time in jail will make you realize how stupid you have been.

>>39276390
Yeah lad.

Send help.

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>>39276409
Not supporting a nonce and denouncing them does not mean I or others do not care about any other disgusting crime, people like poleaboo churn my stomach and the thing that really does it, is when they're smug about it - they show no remorse and that in itself is a vile act.
The guy has just admitted to raping a child so I think it is more than justified to be disgusted at the monster he is, infact by the post just above yours he also seems to be almost smug about it.

>>39276424
He definitely plays into the "I sound Britisher and therefore smarter" meme.

>>39276441
The time in jail will be shit, but I'll be protected from nonce bashings. I'm more worried about the boredom. The great thing is that when I get out I never have to worry about getting a job again, I can just say "I can't get a job, everyone knows I'm a paedo." I'll have a comfy life forever thanks to this.

>>39276435
We're talking about a BritNormie character let's be honest

>>39276435
The Hunt is a good example of how the hysteria can ruin your life. You only have to be accused and your life is fucked, don't need any proof at all.

If there wasn't such a mob rule and witch hunt over it then people could come to more rational and sensible treatments over it. Pedos are no different from homosexuals, its a sexual perversion and I think they need treating or chemically castrating.

>>39276482
Raping somebody, especially somebody vulnerable is not the same as homosexuality.

>>39276482
Have you had problems taking photos of kids at the beach?

>Getting called out in the first 15 mins of a new character
You'll never be a writer

>>39276482
>Pedos are no different from homosexuals, its a sexual perversion and I think they need treating or chemically castrating
Bloody hell Ebin, are you stuck in the 1940s?

>>39276442
Im Brightlingsea so i hear the tail end of there shennanigans

>>39276501
I mean plausability has gone straight out the window with this one, he's not even trying anymore. Probably isn't Britnormie

>>39276437
Up to 85%

>>39276471
Saw a story a month back about some suspected paedo getting burnt alive by his neighbours when in reality he didn't do anything. Sounds comfy that mate.

>>39276482
B-but Ebin...
You're...
You like...

You...

Ebin
>Never a full minute
>Always causing mayhem
>Brings the slow thread back to life
Sakulard
>Alri lads just done an epic poo and some fart farts XD
>Fuck me I'm craving a kebab and pizza
>Why we not talking about Tilde? Hate the skinny freak

>>39276518
I've been burnt alive by normies my whole life. Even if they do end up burning me alive literally, then at least I got one punch in.

>>39276540
Greentext the evil deed.

>>39276492
>>39276503
I'm generalizing, homosexuals are fine because its between two (usually) consenting adults. But I don't think pedos can control their sexual feelings in the same way homosexuals can't. I think they need treating before they act instead of the whole witch hunt and only acting after they've acted on their urges. I think a lot of pedos would be willing to go for treatment but their isn't many options for them because people are so outraged at them despite them not acting on it.

That being said I think many child rapists aren't actual pedos, they just get into sick shit because they're in powerful positions and feel to abuse their power to have a power trip of sorts, or their a paki.

I'm not a nonce either before you accuse me, I'm just stating that being a mouth foamer over it makes you seem like an insecure nonce yourself, those youtube channels where they entrap people meeting up with teenagers all scream like they're nonces themselves but making up for it by being moral crusaders

>>39276503
This is why he is autistic. At this point I'm not even annoyed at his stupidity. It is obvious that he lacks awareness.

I wage cuck in a park and i get peado stares a lot.

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Drink up, anon.

Hey guys, Sam here. Just dropping in to tell you all that you stink.

just had a sniff of my crotch and bloody hell it doesn't half stink

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Lads, what's the last thing you wanted to?

Pic related.

my therapist is making me go on a "group exercise" up a mountain with a bunch of random people i don't know camping for a couple of days. no electronics allowed. its going to be hell

>>39276595
Smells 'the best' right lad?

>>39276618
it smells like rotting old cabbage desu

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To think it has been three years since I completed my secondary education and I'm still oblivious to what my GCSE results are.

They won't have been good enough to allow me to pursue a level 3 qualification, but I remain curious nevertheless.

>>39276610
*Wanked

Fuck you, phone.

>>39276557
It's risky to go into detail considering my trial is coming up.

>>39276611
Can't you decline to do it?

>>39276558
Do you think serial killers need treatment and compassion for their urges as well?

>>39276610
Some Xev Bellringer video. If you actually wanked to that seek help

>>39276595
Have a wesh, you stinky get

>>39276654
well yes, most have them are obviously troubled and could use (but most likely reject) help

>>39276634
I don't know what I got either and the school re-named and all sorts of shit so I doubt they have the records, I'm thinking of just lying on my CV

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>>39276671
>Wanking to casual shit instead of Nubian robot goddesses

>>39276634
I cant remember mine either but it was 14 years ago and I always lied about them anyway

Just woke up after five hours of sleep. I start toil at six for 11 hours.
I can't fall back to sleep.

I am going to be annihilated.

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Watching a facial/dirty talk compilation and decided to read the comments
>I HATE it when a the bitches laugh !! Bitch is a not a funny ! Im a trying to cum on your a face and a mouth ! How a disarespectful !

>>39276707
I like her sit emote, it's the cutest one.

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>>39276301
Someone ate my mashed potatoes, so now I've got to wash some pans and make some more.

Unhappy tbqh.

Posting.

>>39276761
That sucks. Don't think I've had mashed potato in years tbqh. Whats the appeal to it, it just tasted bland and mushy to me?

>>39276707
I don't know if this functionality still exists, but we'll try.
>>>/gif/11124643

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Anyone know of a nice grill in Manchester that doesn't cost a fortune? I'm happy with a generic chain if need be. I don't visit the city much so I have no idea what to look for.

>>39276301
>any last minute ideas I could slide in?

why do I feel this is going to be a documentation of ebin and tildes lives?

since we don't know what the fucks in it, how can we know whats been left out.

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>>39274952
>>39275120
>>39276695
>>39276622
>>39276595
>>39276558
>>39276482
>>39276409
>>39276359
>>39276372

OLD MAN ON TWINK PORN, WHAHEYYYYYYYY haha

>>39276852
thought you were talking about a prozzie at first kek

>>39276825
Snorted hard, thanks anon

>>39276877
His internalised homophobia is running rampant again I see

I was gonna go to town but I decided against it.
thinking id have a productive day at home instead.

now im here, im fucking monged. too tired to do anything.

living requires too much effort.
its the opposite of comfy.

>>39276860
Ebin is mentioned but it's not a documentation of their lives.
It currently has:
Comeback August, Shippy w/ Scarborough September, a scoop on Nightwalk anon and a thats the main content really

>>39276937
great now you've told us whats inside it you don't need to publish it

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Feel no shame about shape
Weather changes their phrase
Even mother will show you another way
So put your grasses on
Nothing will be wrong
There's no brame, there's no fame
It's up to you

Someone post the spongebob one

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>came right before the dude said something that would have killed my boner

Bullet dodged lads.

>>39276818
You're having shit mash then lad. Properly made mash, with salt, and butter and stuff is pretty goddamn great.

If it's just smash or something, then it'll be a watery paste I wouldn't feed to my fucking dog.

>>39277011
>Fapping to a doggystyle scene
>Just as Im about to cum it cuts to a shot of the guys cock and arsehole thrusting her from behind
>Can't turn back at this point and it dribbles out

Nothing worse than that feeling of shame as I clean up with a hairy arse in 1080p spread across my screen

>>39276611
take a pack of cards, more food than you think you'd need and a /cube/

>>39276383
There were some almost convincing fakes on adult gif not long ago.

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>>39277011
>cum at the same time as the bottom

>>39277011
Lad why does your porn have men in it? That's really gay. Here, have some super straight porn.

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5999027114e84

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>>39277040
Maybe I'll make some myself then soon. Another thing I didn't like was the sort of bits you would find in it, felt quite disgusting. Can you make it smooth or is it just a part of the mash experience?

>>39277041
That the fucking worst.

>>39277056
It's like the planets aligned when that happens.

>>39277059
Because I'm a raging faggot. Also, what did I just watch?

>>39276405
As fun as this "Oliver the nonce" character is he'd be on remand.

>>39277081
You watched POV facefuckee porn, the true patrician form of porn.

>>39277041
I really like that angle, especially when you can see his arsehole puckering from the pleasure of thrusting. Top stuff.

why the fuck do women match with guys and then ignore them? fuck me its annoying.

>>39277103
EBIN GO AWAY

>>39277154
Better offer came along

>>39277154
They use tinder as a game

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esLsFablJeQ

>Trying to write a CV/Cover letter but don't know where to start

I have an injection today, lads. I'm scared it will hurt.

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>>39277184
>literally have no skills or interests to add to CV

>>39277165
still disrespectful as fuck. they should not match with someone if they have no intention of talking to them. a lot of them even moan in their profile about how guys match with them and message, fuck me, most girls dont even reply if you message them.

>>39277231
If you're a faggot who is going to get all angry and emotional about Tinder then maybe you should work on your own issues.

>>39277181
probably, but they dont like it when guys do similar things. this is why i cant take serious, they act like children.