The post-fap guilt is hitting me HARD tonight.

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>>39271783
This is why you should only masturbate to your waifu. Trying to derive pleasure from something merely attractive or fetishy will only bring you pain. You have to really care about the one you choose to make love with, even if you're by yourself.

>>39271808
The only girl I truly love is the only girl I can't fap too. It feels awful to even try. I can't think about her while I'm masturbating. She's beautiful, but she's so perfect I can't even think of her in that way.

>>39271783
Why would you feel guilty? I can't understand this.

>>39271808
>fappig to your crush
Stupid and wrong tbqh

t. Guy who just got done catfishing a "girl" for the 100000th time

When I have problems, I just fap them out.

>>39271842
is it ur mum?

>>39272130
I feel really pathetic when I fap. Granted, deep inside I feel like a /like/ fapping. I once spend nearly an entirely day on porn, fantasing and fapping to my waifu and really felt digusting after words in terms of: that's what I did the whole day.

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>>39273668
>your dead relatives and ancestors watch you fap from the afterlife
>they know about "that"

>>39273697
Like I wasn't miserable enough.
I hate this shit "people watching you from afterlife". Even when it's supposed to be comforting it's embarassing and I wanna vanish from existance whatsoever.

>Dead relatives and ancestors watching you fap
>Dead relatives and ancestors watching you bathe
>Dead relatives and ancestors watching you shit
>Dead relatives and ancestors watching you fuck
>"Don't Worry Jimmy, I'm sure you're father is watching you from wherever he is"

Then people wonder why I'm paranoic.

>>39273745
if it's any consolation, the people watching from the afterlife were also watched from the afterlife at 1 point

I guess the only difference is they didn't have high speed internet

>>39271783
why's post fap guilt even a thing?