Let's see how many of you are true robots

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There you go. Not sure what you expected here.

getting a single one disqualifies you by the way

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Opinions, anyone?

>>39269543
everyone loves this bingo where if you win you have to leave /r9k/, but nobody likes the bingo where if you win you're a loser.
/r9k/ only cares about who can't be on this board, but not about the ones who really belong here

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I downloaded the image before reading, just to realize I wouldn't mark any of it

>>39269673
saddening, isn't it?

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geez, guess I'm not a robot after all

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>>39269645
Normie

Oreginilioioio

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>>39269543
I'll just show myself out.

>>39269766
is that bad though

>>39269800
see you in a few

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>>39269543
>True Robots
>Sex Bingo

This barely determines anything other than we're all virgins. Robots are autistically pathetic too

>>39269808
Not really other than you're further deteriorating the board with your normalfagness

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I'm not horny enough to fuck fat or psychotic girls.

I'm probably not horny enough to fuck anyone anymore

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the real bingo test

>>39269994
new thread needed

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The life of a married beta male. I consider myself a cyborg, although my organic tissue is less every year.

>she divorced me and became an FtM tranny

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>>39269543
Literally nothing
>>39269994
Done, not too bad

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I've a ways to go

>>39270202
we are impressed

>>39269543
>fucked a cute trap
I see what you did there faggot

anyways, I got 20 out of 25. Spelled chado about 4 different ways

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>>39269543
what do i win, lads?

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>>39269994

Still didn't get Bingo though

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She was a fat black girl that tried to be my friend.
I tried my best to avoid her.

>>39269732
>>39269800

I....how...how?!

>>39271574
To be fair, five of those squares accounts for one girl. The rest is just an average normie sex life.

>>39271441
this is the same bingo as me

friend from high school, not attracted to her in the slightest

>>39269543
>tfw didn't get a CHADO

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Sometimes I wish I wasn't a complete robot.
Having crazy sex always sounds like a better way to waste away my youth.

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And yet i still consider myself a robot
Basicly every now and then i can convince a dumb 16 year old to get fucked by me

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>>39269543
im not a chad i swear
originalisomo

>>39272162
>And yet i still consider myself a robot

You are not a robot and I need you to leave

>>39272185
>>39272162
i fucking hate you and all you represent, i hope you both get cancer

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>>39269994
Sheeeeit

orig

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Life is more than sex you know. Kys op

>>39272245
How would you know, silly virgin?

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A lot of these come from me sleeping with my ex after she got a new boyfriend.

>>39272162
You need to leave right now. You will find no sympathy here.

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Only reason I rejected the girl is because she was literally insane, always talked about visions, constantly stalked on social media and irl, and then sent nudes to me and my 2 friends while we were all hanging out at my house (she knew as well)

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I belong here, the only reason any of this happened is because I stumbled into the music industry and went on a couple of tours.

>>39272375
>belong here
>2 Chados

Have you thought about being yourself and hanging out with people irl instead?

>>39272375
>>39272429
Forget this guy, have you considered hanging yourself?

>>39272429
The only reason I pulled any of this off is because I'm handsome and tall.
>>39272440
yes

>>39272447
>handsome and tall
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>39272162
im jealous of you
and sorry for you
>>39272215

Wait, do hookers count for these??

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Yep, about as dull as you could get.
Only 1 time ever. That was nearly 6 years ago now.

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I guess there has to be something that I am doing right that I can attract girls who are hideous, but even if I did take a hideous chick to bed I would just stare at her because I don't think I could even get it up if that situation happened

>>39272215
>>39272302
But guyz ive been single for 4 months, and i havent had sex in 2 months
Im practically a lonely kissless virgin at this point

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I'm a fucking kissless virgin.

jesus bumping while i do mine gimmie a min

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>>39269608

how does this disqualify me? some ugly chicks have horrible taste (me)

If you get any of them other than the top right square at most, you have to leave.

geez all these normies. scored 0.

>>39273681
Fucked a complete stranger?
But that would unlock multiple squares?

>>39271441
literary same bingo
fat black girl that asked me "if I had a girlfriend"

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This is a bad image. Try on /soc/

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>>39269543
Pretty decent for a poorfag permaNEET

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I have literally no social skills at all but this one girl is obsessed with how "primal" I fuck her
>I'm in an open relationship anon!
>Please don't tell my boyfriend...
You can tell she's a bit guilty about us because even though we're friends on fakebook, she never mentions me at all on there

>>39275912
Fucked a trap
Alright mate, nice job fucking a guy?

>>39269543
>trap
Another fucking /lgbt/ shill. Fuck off. Chad is not gay and would not fuck a guy.

>>39269645
get off this board. you dont belong here. off NOW

>>39269543
I blacked out.

To be fair I hated it anyway. I'm 24 and just want to settle down, but roasties just want to fuck around. I'm also the kind of guy that gets attached even to a one night stand after I have had sex with them.

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>>39269543
That's a TurboChad's bucket list, not a robot test.

>>39269543
>Rejected a female
That's it. Am I a chado yet?

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>>39269994
This doesn't look good

>>39269543
Why did you waste my time with this shit?

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I'm not a chad, but not really a robot either, I just come here occasionally because I used to be pretty robot.

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>>39276884
FUCKING ORIGINALLY forgot picture.

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This is how you see if one is truly a robot.

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>>39276905
This one is outdated

>>39269994
4b should be w4c

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>>39276940
Holy shit. You're right.
Thanks, anon.

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>>39269543

Proof blacks can be robots

Pic related

>>39269994
Who the fuck is mootykins? Is he a tripfag?

>>39269994
>came during 2016 election
what is this one supposed to mean?!

>>39276940
25
wizard apprentice
well time to tie the noose

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Rasclart bumbaclart

>>39273273
>ever had a girl interested in you to the point they actually approached you
out of here virginchad

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>>39269543
But I'm still robot and here is why;

1. The girl wasn't really white. She was Russian and Russians aren't white, they are mongols.
2. The girl that tried to ask me out was huge like a walrus and just disgustingly boring so it doesn't count.
3. I'm not sure whether I lost virginity or not cause I couldn't cum inside her and the grill had to do a hanjob so I could finish. She wasn't satisfied though. That was the only time I managed to get laid. Overall I'm too beta for this shit so I'm not even trying anymore.

>>39276940
>53
could've been worse
yay

>>39277140
How did you manage to score that low?

>>39269543
you already posted mine in OP

>>39277340
>>39276940
also
23 - wizard

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>under 100 lbs
>trap

why?

>>39277378

oh yeah, add one on for the "have had a girlfriend" square. but realistically i'm a very attractive guy who gravitates towards girls with low self esteem

>>39269726
Nah I don't base my self worth around fucking drugged up loose emotionally unstable easy whores

>>39269645
was it the same girl?
you had her as a gf,someone was in love with her, you took her virginity,she was under 100lbs,lost yours with her,she was under 20 years old and that's it
it's the same girl

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feels good to be not ugly and not a sperg
too bad, as of lately, I've grown more fond of vidya than women

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i rejected a female but she wasn't offering sex or anything, she was just talking to to me, the only girl that talked to me

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I am absolutely NOT Chad.

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I rejected a female because I was too nervous to go on a date with her. It would have ended badly anyway.

There was a fat girl who I think liked me but I had no attraction to at all romantically or physically> Fortunately my aspergers syndrome turned her off, but if she tried to make a move I would have rejected her.

>>39277731
Also I've never had sex and only kissed one person and that was a friend of mine (of the same gender) when I was drunk.

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>>39269994
NEWFAGS GET OUT
OUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTT

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Well shit...this makes me look better than I actually am

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I feel this will mislead others on a lot of things about me as a person.

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>>39269543
R8
How do I make this orginal?

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>>39269994
>tfw I am originally an n*wfag

>>39269543
>check everything except for "lost virginity"
The true Chad is pure.

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>>39269543
wow its nothing.gif

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Very nice yes

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>>39278888
>attended an orgy
>didn't fuck anyone
>quads
Story time.

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>>39269994
Hmm. I think I'm doing okay.

>>39278463
Nigga why you even here?

>>39278936
>be me
>be 17
>use a lot of drugs
>due to that fact I mostly know degenerates and criminals
>get invited to an orgy with drugs
>go there, not planning to fuck anyone, just there for the drugs
>take some shrooms and smoke weed and just end up sitting in a corner with some hippie and chilling while the majority of guests was fucking

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>>39279003
>not fucking while you're high

>>39279025
I dislike lewd things, but when there is a big enough amount of things that I like I'll go there anyways

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Could be better but it helps that I am only 18.

>>39278959
Because i have a laundry list of mental disorders and a vastly warped view of basically everything. I only succeed because i've had over 2 decades to study how people think, behave, react, emote, and hold themselves and then find ways to accurately copycat that to enough of a degree that i can kneejerk my reactions fairly well for a limited time.

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>had gf
>never got to fuck her
>realized I hated women after she ruined our relationship for shitty reasons
>got into traps
>now just a faggot

>>39277025
it's moot you newfag

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I guess I'll just get out as I'm clearly a Normie.