Are these the easiest way to spot a male virgin?

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get straight to the point, what is the [NORMALFAG STAMP OF B URSELF] approved clothing?

>>39267743

plaid boxers
autism shoes (new balance)
dad jeans
glasses with transition lens
black T shirts with nothing on them
white socks
wallet in his front pocket not back
shorts that go below the kneecap
gets his haircut at supercuts or any of those chain "barbershops"

All of those are a dead giveaway

>>39267783
Only hit 2 of those feels good

>>39267743
These are dad boxers.

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>>39267783
>tfw 5 of those apply to me

>>39267783
What is wrong with any of this list, am I missing something?

>>39267743
i dont even wear underwear whats the point of them

>>39267947
To not be a nasty ass, nasty ass.

Chad plaid

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>>39267783
>plaid boxers
those are nice and loose so my big dick doesn't feel crushed all day.

got 5 of the other ones. JUST dont pair the autism shoes with the dad pants. The rest you can hide.

T: norman

>wallet in his front pocket not back
Fuck you, I'm not gonna get my wallet stolen by gypsies while I'm not concentrating on my ass.

>>39267783
>wallet in his front pocket not back

Spotted the asslet

>>39267783
None of those describe me yet still a virgie

>>39267783
literally none of those apply to me. now I just need to figure out how to not fall apart when people talk to me and I'll be golden.

>>39267783
>glasses with transition lens
Fuck you too buddy.

>>39267783
I've slept with three women and some of these apply to me.
>plaid boxers
>dad jeans
>plain black tees
>wallet in the front pocket

I think it's okay because I'm a wop.

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>>39267783

dad jeans

virgin

>>39267840
I hit 2. feels bad.

>>39267783
Stupid fag keeping his wallet in his back pocket. Do you want it stolen or lost?
Also dad jeans aren't always robot

>>39268019
As someone who's picked pockets in the past I never use back pockets.

>>39267783
>not wearing dad jeans
>not being a dad
Fuck you son

>>39267783
who's putting their wallet in the back pocket? someone's going to steal that shit, plus what do you do when you want to sit down?

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>>39267783
>mfw I pretty much hit all of them

I have boxer briefs and they always end up rolling into my groin. How can I prevent this?

>>39267783
New balances are actually hype though, 574 trainers are really nice

>>39267783
why are new balance autism shoes?
mine are super comfy