/britfeel/

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First for the Army, Enlist Today!

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>>39266818
Evening lads.
Second for waifus
post em'

Ok, to clarify some confusion

Someone Almost certainly BritNormie has been writing 'ShipAnon fanfiction' with these stories about a mythical ex called 'Susan'

What I meant was that my actual ex just messaged me (Not named Susan)

As-Salaam-Alaikum Brother's, may Allah guide you as you post your feels in this, his thread.

In'sha Allah!

>>39266854

I saw that show on C.4 about the army tonight, looks based TBQHWY, only thing is I don't really have enough money to get to the Caliphate.

>>39266869
are you a virgin shippy?

>Be virgin
>Got diddled in the bummer without permission
>Waiting for the time to elapse before I can go and get an STD check
How do I keep it from emotionally destroying me over the next two weeks, lads? Not sure if I'm gonna make it.

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>>39266913

N-no. I thought you knew that?

>>39266925
What happened chuck?

>>39266925
>Not sure if I'm gonna make it.

Then you've nothing to worry about, you're not going to make it, case closed.

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Dear Ebin,

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>>39266936
I didn't

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>>39266868
Bit late to be evening lad haha. How was the vidya?

Here's mine, complete with fedora tip

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>>39266925
I have a similar issue, waiting to know if I have my dream job and it's keeping me awake. Biscuits help.

>>39266913
He's a turbo chad, he mentioned last thread that he's been with at least 2 women

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>>39266955
Evening, have to agree there.
It was decent until it crashed so instead I'm racking my brain as to what I should put into the Britfeel times.
How about you lad?
*tips*

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>>39266818
Alright lads. Just so you all know, the Ebin you all know and """love""" is an imposter. I'm the real Ebin.

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>>39265845
>do you shitpost anonymously
I do, yeah. I'd be really surprised if any trips didn't also post anonymously. Regardless, everything I post with the Crona trip really is sincere, particularly the stuff where I contemplate things. It's difficult to explain what posts I'll trip for though. The best way I can explain it is that there is a part of me, no less real than any other part of me, that is 'Crona'. It's not a character that I act up for, it's just one of the many distinct versions of me - each with their own unique mannerisms and temperaments - that for some reason I've felt the urge to ascribe a concrete identity to. It feels a little like having multiple personalities to be honest, none of them artificial

>>39265929
Evening Crumpet. I think we just need to fill our days with activities, otherwise we have no hope of attaining a regular and 'normal' sleep schedule. That time I went out cycling I felt tired after only 12 hours awake, which is less than half of what I'm on now. Physical activity is the best for this I think, since I managed to watch 2 episodes of anime today yet that hasn't accelerated my tiredness at all.

>>39266973
I bet hes got good foreplay with his fast fingers from speedcubing

>>39266953
Why did you use the name Ebin you spastic?

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>>39266977
>>39266979
>posted at the exact same time, to the second

Who /Gunna be up all night again lads cause sleep pattern is fucked/

Best get some coffee on the go

>>39266999

Trips absolutely confirm

>>39267005
It said my real name in the email but I edited it in my post for anonymity sake

>>39267005
I completely agree with you, I don't get why he has to pretend to be someone that he isn't.

>>39266943
I got diddled in the bummer without permission when I was out for a lone walk.
My options are as follows:
>Test negative for HIV, get on with life, and maybe pursue hypnotherapy or ketamine to wipe the memory
>Test positive for HIV, try to live with it, ultimately suicide after a few months of being an unloveable, unemployable disappointment to society
I just want to know now so I can get on with making any necessary arrangements.

>>39266999
Careful now Ebin, don't want to push Shippy away with your gay fantasies you're probably right though, imagine him fingerblasting your bumhole

>>39267013

If you could cum with similar synchronisity you could have a wild good time.

>>39267033
That's was a good idea, Kyle R

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Going to go to sleep, lads. Feel free to guess my dream(s) again.

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>>39267039
this new nightwalk anon arc is going places

>>39266869
>Almost certainly BritNormie

What makes you suspect him?

>>39267022
I'm sleeping twice for 4 hours each
so zero REM sleep and I'm constantly fucking tired

things have never been this fucked up

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>>39267033
>mfw my hilarious satire goes over Ebin's little bird brain

>>39267043
Nah m8


.r4nd0m

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>>39267039
Tell us more, were you unconscious or was it full-on brutal rape?

>>39267043
Yes, see islam.

>>39267071

Fairly reliable gut instinct. Could be others though I guess.

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>>39267039
What did his hands look like?

>>39267106
Good instinct.

>>39267076
Why do you only sleep for 4 hours at a time?

>>39267080
>tfw if someone realise he's joking they get called autistic
>tfw he's not realised I've been joking many times and just sperged out
Poe's law is very real and, in text, very hard to distinguish

Anyone familiar with Manchester city centre? Need advice.

Going on a pub crawl and a proper meal on Friday and not sure where to start / end. No bars or clubs though.

>>39267125
don't know, I wake up and can't get back to sleep again

>>39267135
someone doesn't realise, rather.

>>39267125

Not him but I've only ever slept for four hours at a time. Was a bit annoying when I was at school, since then it barely seems to matter.

>>39267139
Spoons in picadilly gardens if getting stabbed and raped by crackheads and pakis is your thing, bud

>>39267124

I had this vision where the reason me and susan split up was because in the thrones of passion one day, I was calling out her name and it ended up going "Oh susan! Oh susan! Oh desusan! Oh desusan! and she dumped me for being gay

>>39267139
>Going on a pub crawl
>No bars

No take, only throw.

>>39267139
Britons Protection is pretty comfy lad

>>39267142
How many hours do you have to wait between 4 hour sleeps before you can get to sleep again?

anyone feel too embarrassed about themselves to write anything on job applications? I don't have the self-worth to write positively about myself on them

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daily reminder that these are the most under rated British crisps

>>39267207
at the moment my pattern seems to be 2am-6am and 12pm-4pm

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>>39267220
>anyone feel too embarrassed about themselves to write anything on job applications?
Havent written one in years

>>39266818
Every time I come into this thread I'm reminded of this song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dP9Wp6QVbsk

This place is surreal.

>>39267220

I've never written one but I know that a. I'd get pissed off by the sheer number of questions and b. I would be unable to answer certain questions seriously.

>>39267220
I had an interview last week and sperged out on the HR questions, got asked shit like "when was your most creative achievment?". My answers were embarrasing

>>39267167
That would have been funnier than where I was going with it.

Shippy (and anyone else) do you wish you were Elliot's friend? Would you have tried to help/stop him?

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>>39266985

You would be correct, and to be active is not only physically rewarding but mentally rewarding in feeling as though the day has held a purpose beyond that of senseless procrastination.

Mind, I do wish I was better at putting what I say into practice.

Dark souls 3?
More like Dark Souls REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>39267243
>This place is surreal.
Like my favourite show. I like it.

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>>39267243
surprise surprise 144

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>>39267258
>do you wish you were Elliot's friend? Would you have tried to help

Have you completely missed all the 'Scarborough September' posts?

>>39267272
I exhaled sharply out of my nose from that lad, good one.

>>39267289
>Have you completely missed all the 'Scarborough September' posts?
Kek good point

>>39267268
Pretty sure this guy is a rampant paedophile

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>>39267275
Milk Boys 3

>>39267258
>do you wish you were Elliot's friend?

not really, he seemed like an absolute dick head.

>Would you have tried to help/stop him?

i would have tried offering him advice. if he told me about his plans to kill people i would have told his parents and the police.

>>39266977
That doesn't sound very comfy lad :( were you playing GTA? I'm stilll on Black Flag but I keep alt-tabbing back to britfeel for some reason

You could add nightwalk anon gets bummed against his will but that might be a bit grim

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>>39267245
well neither have I and therein lies the problem, also having nothing to put on it or any experiences to recall make it almost impossible without fully fabricating a story

>>39267258
why is he whispering? I hate when youtubers change their voices to sound interesting

>>39267304
Its probably britnormie, crumpet can't be real

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>>39267258
Another weak violent man

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>>39267225
nah mate, these are the real underdog winners
the tomato flavour baked are better

so whats wrong with brooke dorsay nipples then?

>>39267289
Every lonely lad here needs a friend like Shippy

>>39267328

Cream, cookie, lick etc.

>>39267268
Fascinating insight Crumpet. More importantly though, tell us about your farting habits

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>>39267328

Don't massacre Chinese roommates

>>39267318
You're nowhere near as good at spotting me as Shippy is. I think he understands my sense of humour a bit. I wouldn't find the Crumpet character to be funny at all.

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>>39267307
Haha fuck me why is that cat so sad

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>>39267275
>>39267307
Nice to see you, to see you NICE 6

>>39267084
Full on. It didn't actually hurt that much, since h didn't seem to want to go fast.

>>39267114
Big and white. I can't really remember much of it and don't even have an emotional response thinking of it. Probably subconscious repression going on.
All I know is that infection prospect is much more scary.

>>39267066
Yeah, that's the last time I'm walking around outdoors by myself past sundown.

>>39266854
Don't you have to be strong though?

>>39267391

No, just a sociopath.

>>39267380
They have a flat tyre and he just wants to hit the road again

>>39267391
Do worry lad, as long as you got arms we'll get you into tip top shape in no time

>>39267391
The recruit women, I wouldnt worry about it

>>39267401
>muh poor brown peepo

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>>39267268
I bet it would be so nice to go on a leisurely cycle with a friend. It's takes an ungodly amount of effort just to step outside. I've been thinking of seeing the GP about it, all my life I've been exhausted. Kinda hoping to get diagnosed with something so it means I'm not just really lazy after all.

You're right, it's easy to theorise about it but so, so difficult to do it irl.

Who /nightshift/ here? I have the comfiest job as a hotel night porter. I get paid for sleeping from 10pm to 7am, only have to get up if someone rings the bell which rarely happens because it's a small b&b.

>Not going uni because scared I'll be alone and have no motivation for the subjects
>Can't even decide on an apprenticeship to get me by

I saw a great one that would end with me becoming a Chartered Quantity Surveyor and having a Bsc(hons) in Quantity Surveying but I'm too pussy to even try.

>>39267452
You're probably just a lazy cunt who's spent too much time inside

>>39267452
I'm working on a theory that Crona is also a rampant paedophile

>>39267389
I'm so sorry lad, that's awful. Really upsetting to hear you've gone through that. Have you gone to the police? How long ago did this happen?

Are you really nightwalk anon?

>>39267473
See>>39266854

Originally original holly heck this robot really wants me to say something original

>>39267473
Look at an IT apprenticeship, would suit a neet like you

>>39267473
lad I believe in you. force yourself. we're all gonna make it.

>>39267473
I'd like to be a Land Surveyor but only because the protagonis in The Castle is one

That sounds good lad, go for it. What's the worst that could happen? If it's paid and you do a bit shit then they'll just get rid of you at the end of the year

>>39267243
this song suits /britfeel/ perfectly tbqhwulad

>>39267451

Anyone who willing takes up arms in the service of a ridiculous construct like a nation state is a sociopath, a literal subhuman. The desire to join such a force should be a marker for sectioning.

>>39267315
Indeed, it was GTA:SA but I saved not too long back so I'm not very salty. Might play some black flag too if I still have it installed.
Noted though.

>>39267389
Welp that's my nightwalk plans out the window

Did he threaten you with anything? If you'd had a knife you could have told him to fuck off, he wouldn't have risked his life for a rape

When I'm bored I go on the uber app and watch the little cabs

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>>39267519
What's wrong with being patriotic lad?

>>39267519
Christ are you still posting this same baitty shit?

>>39267519
>muh open borders

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>>39267401
>>39267419
>>39267428

My dad joined the army when he was my age (19) but I feel like I'm much too unfit to pass the requirements. He also said he wished he joined the navy because there was more job diversity and travel. If I was a girl I could probably just half arse everything and claim sexism if they turned me down.

>>39267544

It's farcical... Absolutely ridiculous.

>>39267519
you're right
this post is the pinnacle of originality

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>>39267536
>tfw you fail basic reading comprehension

>>39267578
Have you considered having a ganda down over to >>/fit/

>>39267548

Well people keep posting the laughable Hurr Durr Muh Cuntry shit. Never realised there were so many monkeys left in the UK.

>>39267578
stop being soft lad. if you're this bothered, you can always start training yourself now. going into the army without having worked before is not a good idea anyway.

>>39267549

Open borders are as fucktarded as any other borders.

>THIS IS NOW A PAKI THREAD

ONLY PAKIS AND THEIR PRE-TEEN WHITE SLAG GFS ARE ALLOWED TO POST. g

>>39267608

It's not a good idea at any time, unless you're a monkey.

>>39267579
How so? I regard it as a respect for the unique and rich society Britain is today. I want nothing more than to preserve and protect my nation lad

>>39267506
Not the same anon; I may have been partially inspired by him to try it.
It happened in an underdeveloped country abroad, so there weren't really any authorities to go to (it was quite remote other than a few hotels and villages, so I was lulled into a false sense of security by numbers, and was only in the location for the night), plus the small sum of money I'd get after an international search for an undefined male wouldn't be worth the hassle. Happened 8 days ago, so I'm still in the window period for anything nasty. If not, I intend to never bring it up again.
At the very least, I'm a logical person, so I focus on what I can do, rather than wallowing in emotional effects that would just waste time I could use to iron out collateral damage and set up new precautions. I couldn't imagine how a lower-on-the-spectrum person would take it.

>>39267596
h-haha don't know what you're talking about mate

>>39267636

Kek! That would have been an anachronistic cliche in the 19th century. What rank fuckeittery.

>>39267629
>g

What did he mean by this?

>>39267631
why? some people need to go into the army

>>39267600
>>39267608
I've gone running with my dad before but I was pretty terrible at it, he was much fitter than me and he's like 52. I like swimming and cycling tons more. It's a bit annoying because my dad got a job through his strength and my mum got a job through her intelligence and I don't feel like I have either.

>>39267691

Anything which willingly joins an army is not a person.

>>39267695
everyone is shit at running when they first start. everyone is shit at everything when they first start.

>>39267643
wonder how nightwalk anon feels about the fact that he inspired another anon to go out on a nightwalk which led to his eventual rape.

>>39267643
This is so upsetting to hear. You went through something very traumatic, if you want to let your emotions loose then don't hold it in

>>39267711
My uncle was in the airforce. It was a good career and he never killed anyone or anything. Lovely fella too.

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>>39267695
>tfw you go cycling with your 78 year old grandad and he leaves you trailing behind
I'm not even a fatty

>>39266854
http://dontjointhearmy.co.uk/

>>39267726

I hope the use of "was" indicates that the vermin has been exterminated?

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>>39267670
Absolutely. The black man is the epitome of male dominance and masculinity.

Lets start by looking at his body. His body is large. His domineering size makes his presence known without him even needing to point himself out. He is muscular, as a result of his high levels of testosterone. This gives him the appearance of health and strength. He is then covered by his dark skin. This dark skin reminds us of his ruggedness, a feature
hat developed due to being exposed to the scorching sun of Africa, made to withstand such an extreme condition. It also has a psychological effect on the observer. The dark skin reminds us of our dark, deep desires that emerge from our primal subconscious past.

The black man's demeanor is one of alphaness. He is dominant, assertive, and can be explosively aggressive. His behavior strikes fear into the more timid, cowardly races of man. (whites)

The summit of expression of his masculinity on his body is his penis. The black penis is largest of all the races. As the penis is the penultimate symbol of manhood, this alone would suffice to make the black man the most masculine of men. This large penis is able to fulfill the desire of the neediest of women, being able to more than fill all the recesses of the vagina. Its length ensures that when it ejaculates, the potent African seed will immediately enter the womb of the woman the black man impregnates.

In total, the black man expresses this masculinity in a most exemplary manner in bed. When he fucks, he unleashes the entirety of his lusts and desires upon his partner without any restraint.

All this is the reason why the black man is the epitome of masculinity and male dominance.

>>39267763

Ethnicity is an irrelevance.

>>39267759
No he retired. I know you're weakly baiting but I'm very bored

>>39267711
yes they are, in what sense does it not make them human, because they lack empathy if they want to defend their country? you could argue that we going to war for capitalistic idea but you cant say that in general joining the army is wrong unless you're an anarchist or something

>>39267763
I wonder what kind of person originally wrote this pasta?

>>39267790

Oh well. Looking forward to hearing of an early death. The end of the planet's infestation by war monkeys should be a priority.

>>39267711
Whst if they join during wartime to protect their country? Yes I know that hasnt been us for awhile but you said 'any army'

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Managed to finish the Britfeels times. Looks fairly decent to me and I think I shall be posting it after I wake up. If I ever do this again I'll probably try and make sure its posted in the 3pm - 5pm range for consistency.

Can I please have the game Subnautica? It looks so comfy!

>>39267793

The idea of joining an army is literally subhuman. Anyone who considers it is vermin.

>>39267810
Cool dude. I'll let him know. What is your profession by the way?

>>39267813

Vermin. In any circumstance vermin.

>>39267820
Pirate it m8.

>>39267823
that isnt an argument. explain how it makes them subhuman? fuck me, some of the greatest humans have been in the army

>>39267778
Not according to white women, you racist. Black men are usually taller, more confident, women know they have bigger dicks. And they're more masculine. No woman really wants some pale feminine white boy white boys are at home playing video games and not making an effort to start relationships. Black men are the definition of confidence, masculinity, and pleasure. White women won't and don't miss you.

>>39267716
True, I was never good at long distance or jogging but I was always good at 100m sprints.
That's why I loved cycling, but now I don't have a bike.
>>39267730
Cycling and swimming never felt like exercise to me, they never got me tired like running did.
Also be glad your grandad is still alive, I miss my racist grandad.

>>39267826

Human being, higher than your scumfuck relative will ever climb.

>>39267834

No human has ever been in an army.

>>39267839
Imagine being a weird white guy who saves this stuff in a notepad for shitposting.

>>39267859
this is some shite bait lad. you're not even funny.

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>>39267820

Stop begging for this game lad, you where at it all last night

>>39267839

What an amazing set of completely untrue assertions. How amusing that anyone would bother!

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>>39267859
army of love (interracial) edition

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites guy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl whitin a one mile radius with your beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

>>39267872
Won't pirate it.
Bet the cuck voted remain.

>>39267883
Pull up a chair, chalky. We need to have a talk.

As soon as the demographics are in our favor, the facts will be indisputable: Whites are DONE for.

Your women are going to get bred hard. It's payback for hundreds of years of Oppressing non-whites. The pendulum has only started to swing back, this is 600+ years in the making.

You haven't seen anything yet.

I would never join the military, probably not even in the absolute most dire of political climates (e.g. family literally beheaded by muslims). I would be a 'conscientious objector' and live as comfy a life as possible whilst all the chads go out to die

>>39267905
What part of ethnicity is irrelevant are you having an issue with lad?

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>>39267894
Remoaner located

>>39267905
I know this is bait but you know the black % of the population has barely increased in decades? It's the pakis and in America, the Mexicans that will take over.

>>39267911

you're just a weak faggot lad and nothing else.

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>>39267452

I can relate somewhat. It was only a few months ago that I started going outside more frequently, I had formally sat in the house for five months without leaving and later had ever such a hard time trying to reintegrate myself. Despite knowing how I had felt before I could never bring myself to willingly leave the house without having to force myself to do so.

Its that unpleasant feeling where you feel even worse when trying to better yourself than you did in the situation that is the reason you are trying to better yourself.

>>39267911
>entire family killed
>stay in room and shitpost instead
Broken Britain lads

>>39267960

Human Britain lad.

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>>39267935
Maybe, but I'll be nice and comfy while Sergeant Chad shouts at you and you go out to die

>>39267923
Tell that to your women, you weak white BOY. Black Men are ripped, muscular SEX GODS who sweat pheromones like waterfalls and make white women ovulate within a 1000 miles radius of them. They possess the ultimate weapon of conquest, which can claim even entire races without a single bullet having to be fired - the BBC!

When white boys see a Black Man coming, they naturaly lower their gaze to the ground in submission, knowing full-well how completely and utterly powerless, pathetic, meek, mentaly ill wrecks they are in comparison to a Black GOD.

No matter how much you autistic cuckolds here on 4chan bitch and moan, natural selection already dictates that whites get weeded out of existence by more evolutionary fit Africans!

>>39267984
This is the whitest post I've ever seen

>>39267984
You're really not getting the"irrelevant" part are you lad?

Women of whatever ethnicity are free to partner whoever they wish. There is no your boys and our boys.. Simply boys.

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>>39267981
at least i die doing what i wanted, you die bound by your own fear.

>>39267956
>I had formally sat in the house for five months

at least you were dressed well while you was a shut in then

Would anyone like to make be a sandwich?

Comte & a few pickles thanks, don't bother to toast the baguette.

>>39268024
t. Jealous whitey manlet

>>39268040

A refusal to murder is not fear.

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>>39267956
>Its that unpleasant feeling where you feel even worse when trying to better yourself than you did in the situation that is the reason you are trying to better yourself.

this resonates with me heavily too, my mental state has been in nothing but decline since I began trying last year, I used to do stuff and play games but now i'm completely jaded and unmotivated to do anything may or may not be related to trying

>>39268069
so your telling me that you would happily lay down and die rather than defend yourself?

>>39268085
I would fight white racists to the death.

>>39268085
Nah he'd suck his way out of it

>>39268101
so its not murder when its for your own ideals ?

>>39268101
You're bait is so shit. You're only getting (You)s because it's late as fuck

>>39268066

Jealous of what my friend?
You've presented a plausible case, if it turns out to be so... Well and good, there's nothing wrong in what you described should it be the case. I personally do not believe that desires of any group, particularly one as specious as "white women" can be do generalised but I really have no objection in principle.

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>>39268071
Ebin can we talk about something comfy? These people annoy me. What are your plans for the rest of the week?

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>>39267956
It's admirable that you were able to make such a comeback of your own volition. How has that been going recently? I have every faith in your ability to continue to make progress.

It's so hard doing it alone, but by sharing our daily experiences with other /britfeel/ lads going through the same thing I bet we could significantly reduce the difficulty involved.

I've suddenly come over very tired. Been up 27 hours now. I'll either fall asleep or get a second wind in a moment.

I agree, it can really feel horrible in the moment. Afterwards I always feel good though. I feel like I've accomplished something.

>>39268085

I would not take human life in any circumstance.

>>39268133
its honestly some of the worst bait i have seen on britfeel. he has been trying to bait lads with it for a good few days.

>>39268171
>I would not take human life in any circumstance.
Would you mercy kill a bed bound cripple slowly dying of cancer with no chance of recovery?

>>39268040
Really? Cos I wanna get nice and comfy under my blankets whilst all the normies go off to die. I wouldn't be bound by fear at all, haha. That implies I would want to go into the military if I was courageous, which is a silly assumption. Comfy > all

>>39268148
buy a mattress or mattress topper, need to write a convincing cover letter for my job application (I should be doing this now)

I wanted to drive to the supermarket that isn't the nearest tesco but I always lose the confidence and motivation to do it, theres also a drive thru mcdonalds there where I want to try buy a box of mcnuggets to test my improved social ability

>need a poo
>poo
>strain for a good 5 minutes
>no more poo
>start wiping
>suddenly, POO

>>39268200
>buy a mattress or mattress topper
please do this
>I wanted to drive to the supermarket that isn't the nearest tesco
how much further away is it?

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>>39268196
Nah, that wouldn't be very comfy

>>39268210
Kek based body bringing the bants

>>39267872
Alright, I'm sorry. It upsets a lot of people here, and that wasn't my intention. I won't ask anymore.

>>39268196

No. But I would not take any steps to prolong his life.

>>39268200
>vomits and cries after eating a chip from the chippy
>expects to be able to eat a mcnugget

>>39268210
Felt like I needed one all day, finally paid off about 6pm

>>39267814
>for consistency
aka getting (You)s kek

post it lad

>>39268243
So you'd let a friend or relative lie there in pain and misery? Why?

>>39267859
this is some peculiar autism. are you enjoying yourself at least?

>>39268188

Well if you will keep gibbering the patriotter nonsense!

>>39268214
About 15 minutes, I've driven there at ~3-4am when its near empty, also its on the route where the driving test centre is so i'm familiar with the roads from then. My fear before was stalling but now I've driven the short drive to tesco a few times without a single stall I'm quite confident in my ability

>>39268246
I just nibble the edges and throw most of it away, I trust the hygiene of mcdonalds and theres no chance of a rogue owner poisoning it. I'd only eat take away from a diagnosed franchise because they usually have more stringent standards and procedure

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Don't think I've pooed in over a week again. Now I'm getting those blissful, amazing bowel convulsions. It's fucking brilliant, 10x better than orgasms at least. I get them by holding in the urge to poo for as long as possible

When I finally do the poo is the ultimate spasm

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>>39268281
>patriotter

>>39268283
>diagnosed

what the fuck happened here, this is the second time tonight I've re-read my post and something be totally wrong about it, I meant recognized

>>39268263

I would provide them with care, so far as they wished it. But no more, to take life is not within my remit as a human being.

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>>39268283
>I trust the hygiene of mcdonalds

>>39268155
when are you two poofters going to hurry this up and bum each other?

>>39268315
You sound like a pretty stand up guy, lad

>>39268315
>to take life is not within my remit as a human being.
You're a shitty friend, even though you're not real

>>39268335

Yes, that would be an interesting diversion. In the way the current conversation entirely isn't.

>>39268315
>so far as they wished it
They wish for you to put them out of their misery

>>39268344

I'm quite real and have friends in every corner of the world whom I love dearly and who love me.

They disagree with your view.

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>>39268296
Same anon here, just had a REALLY strong contraction. Fucking heaven

If you've never experienced these, you have not lived

>>39268322
meme all you want, every Mcdonalds has a hygiene rating of 5, I don't trust independent or small franchises because their quality control is worse than say tescos. I don't have enough confidence or trust in restaurants or takeaways to eat in them but I know mcdonalds will have quality control and hygiene practices in every franchise

>>39268352

That is not within my power.

>>39268380
>"p-please end my suffering old friend. I beg you"
>"sorry m'friend, not in my remit" *tips fedora

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>>39268210
>>39268248
You lads need to sort your diets out and start getting some FIBER

I poo once a day every morning, it's like clockwork. Comes out nice and clean too

>>39268387
When I worked at mcdonald's we all spat in the food

>>39268414

I would be upset that a friend would make such a request but would consider the excegencies of his situation and overlook it. I would make him as comfortable as I could. I would not make any effort to extend his life. That is all I can confirm him. Nature is sometimes cruel.

>>39268310
your brain's melting lad

also you meant recognised, drop the americanisms

also a screwfix on the way to morrisons and mcdonalds. I think I may have myself a trip in the evening sometime

>>39268432
you'd get tired of spitting in food after about 15 minutes so I doubt your claim.

Haha that /britnormie/ sure is a creative writting huh?

>>39268380
you're shitskin friends think you're a loony and agree with everything you say because you're easy to exploit and manipulate.

>>39268448
I've been purely educated on the internet which is largely american dominated and influenced, the majority of my vocabulary comes from using the internet

>>39268451
nah we only did it for the obvious spastics. they'll sniff you out within a second and spit in your food

>>39268447
Would you let a black guy rape you? He's much bigger than you and the only chance to fend him off is a knife so you'd risk killing him.

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>>39268335
Don't know if Crumpet would go for me, I'm post-pubescent haha

>>39268387
13 ingredients in the french fries

they straight up poison the food. they're a bilderburg corporation. mcdonalds is one of the delivery mechanisms for globalist poisons. the food kills off your gut bacteria causing a cascading chain of disease conditions.

the people running mcdonalds worship satan, they hate you, and they want your family to die

but yeah, they probably at least follow health codes. they don't want to get shut down, they have an important mission to ruin as many lives as possible, not for any gain, but merely to serve evil selflessly and with their entire being.

>>39268526
hey schiz anon how are you? x

>>39268475

I expect that within your milieu such reactions are commonplace. Fortunately, there is a great deal more to humanity than you yet accept.

>>39268500

I would not take life under any circumstance.

>>39268526
>the people running mcdonalds worship satan

Don't badmouth Satan.

>>39268545
Cool. Hey you fancy coming to my place tomorrow night?

>>39268490
how would you spit in mcnuggets though? you mean when they're frying? I was under the impression by the time i'm in the drive thru the nuggets I'd receive would already be cooked, you'd have to spit on them and it'd be obvious from inspection that they'd been spit on them. If you were cute i'd even think the spit would possibly be a free bonus

>>39268526
I don't eat the fries, too many calories and unfilling junk. I only eat "chicken" products from mcdonalds and thats because I'm familiar with nuggets from childhood and chicken selects are quite nice. I also drink coke zero for years so i'm fucked already.

>>39268512
good one

>>39268538
Hey, cuck. What do you think about this?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monoamine_oxidase_A
> 5.5% of Black men, 0.1% of Caucasian men, and 0.00067% of Asian men carried the 2R allele.
>An association between the 2R allele of the VNTR region of the gene and an increase in the likelihood of committing serious crime or violence has been found.

>>39268577

Thank you no, I don't think we would have much to say to each other. I also have to travel.

>>39268512
wahey Crona with the bants

>>39268585

I think that it proves your luck in life's lottery is thin in all respects. I mean 0.1% and you bum out! Sorry anon.

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>>39268578
>If you were cute i'd even think the spit would possibly be a free bonus
>tfw spit fetish

>>39268605
Dont worry boy, wouldnt be much talking

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post soundtracks off games,tv or movies
at made you feel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5lZyzOcafc

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another night spent doing fuck all?

>>39267820
Whats your steam user name lad I can spare 15 pounds?

>>39268672

I'm sure the fantasy will be much better for you than the reality could ever be. Very sure.

>>39266818
I have been at this board for years and still do not understand the appeal of this board

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>>39268686
same lad just been catching up on tv shows just posting some feel tunes now

>>39268686

I thought you were going back to "normie" sleep patterns lad?

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>>39268702
Begone then

>>39268673
This one got me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1c8Selr9Aec

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>>39268686
haha spot on Ebin

think I might go and try having an early night at least. you should do the same

>>39268727
this lost in translation,haven't seen looks shit but this song seems good

Think my dads finally had enough of my NEET life lads. He was tolerating it due to my depression but he's starting to get pissed off. Genuinely not even sure if I could work a job anymore, mental state has went to shit. I really don't want to play the life game. Forcing people into existence is such a dickhead move.

>>39268752
it is shit, overrated movie for depressed normies

>>39268761
Incorrect. Its a nice comfy film to drink tea with.

>>39268761

If I didn't already quite like it that would probably convince me to watch it.

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>>39268752
don't listen to >>39268761, it's a good film especially if you're into jap shit and loneliness. great ost too

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>>39268711
slept 4am-4pm yesterday, I hate being awake during the day for a myriad of reasons. Mostly because I won't do anything and feel like shit

>>39268740
probably will try in an hour or two, my mum asked me if I wanted to go to my nans grave to place some flowers or something. I could probably stop off at a shop for a mattress or topper. Problem is my nans buried in a run down shithole called Bridlington, what a depressing example of the dead british seaside it is

>>39268787
>slept 4am-4pm yesterday, I hate being awake during the day for a myriad of reasons. Mostly because I won't do anything and feel like shit

It's something you're going to have to master if you're really intent upon being less Ebin-y.

>>39268808
I think I could do it if I had a reason to live or be awake during the day, but if I don't then I'll just inevitably slip back into staying up at night for the added solitude

>>39268774
dork

>>39268783
loser

>>39268786
>famous actor with wife and kids manages to befriend extremely hot girl while staying in cool country
>omg so depressed sad boys amirite?? we're so depressed and weeby!!
The plot is shit, the acting is nothing special, the cinematography is nice but you can see that on youtube and save yourself 2 hours of boring shit

>>39268787
>what a depressing example of the dead british seaside it is

Is there any other kind?

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>>39268155

How very kind, and thank-you. I wish you the very best of luck with your respective situation.

Whilst I remain confused regarding the extent of my overall predicament I seek to be optimistic and continue working at my own pace to better myself in ways that I feel would be most appropriate.

You would be right, there are plenty of people here in similar predicaments of which one can talk to.

I completely agree, the feeling of accomplishment is indeed wonderful.

>>39268824
Hahahaha look at this pleb and laugh lads

>>39268787
>. I could probably stop off at a shop for a mattress or topper.
Where do you get your money ebin? Just benefits?

>>39268824
wahey who shit in your cereal hahah

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>>39268761
BRUTAL! but honest

>>39268824
>loser

We..well that just cutting the bone.

>>39268843
bloody hell there has to be something wrong with this lad. is it paedophilia?

>>39268847
>plz laugh at him guys!!
You're pathetic and your film taste is shit.

>>39268853
Just think it's overrated la, I fail to see what makes it special.

>>39268868
thank you

>>39268824
What movie would you recomend then?

>>39268888
Well what do you fancy?

>>39268825
Scarborough isn't too bad, it at least has some big stores on the outskirts and more life. Its still relatively busy and lively still. Sad cunts like shipanon want to visit it still for some reason

>>39268851
yes, just benefits. I don't really spend anything. No nights out, no holidays, no leisure and no major vices

>>39268843
are you a bender crumpet?

>>39268824
fucking rekt'd and spoilt but it seems you done me a favour
>>39268786
think ill miss but thanks for the (you) and the kurt cobain emo song

>>39268909
Just name movies you like.

>>39268886
what films do you enjoy lad? no need to be so negative

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alrite lads how's it going, frog lad here. just been on the bounce outside but me dad put an end to that.
>>39268886
Haha look at this mong

>>39268843
Absolutely certain Crumpet is a paedophile

Go on Chinese internships
https://targetjobs.co.uk/employer-hubs/crcc-asia/467348-china-internship-program

>>39268938
>>39268939
I like a lot of movies

>>39268954
filtered

>>39268888
ii was asking for ost of games,tv and movies that made you feel, look >>39268888

think Bill Murray is an overrated actor tbqh, I watched Groundhog Day the other month and it was shite

>>39268971
>I like a lot of movies
name some. Top 5

>>39268974

No, I don't particularly like it either.
I don't really "do" actors.

>>39268925
>are you a bender crumpet?
Trying to go on the pull now are we ebin?

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>>39268954
oh look a new trip, i wonder his backstory. [/spoiler] i don't care [/spoiler]

>>39268983
I don't have a top five because you like different movies for different times and different moods

Proper belter this one lads waheyyyy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LL998ajnjN4

>>39268974
I can see how watching a film with the premise being the same day repeating forever might be a bit redundant for you ebin lad

>>39269014

Regale us with a few.

>>39269014
alright so you're just scared your shite taste will be revealed. gotcha

>>39269017

That was quite funny lad, well done.

>>39269014
So you're basically avoiding naming ANY movie you like? Just go to /tv/ and be a contrarian faggot then.

>>39269023
Set the mood
Where am I?
What season is it?
Am I with people?
What's my mental state like at the time?

>>39269032
pleb

>>39269034
>be a contrarian faggot then
https://www.reddit.com/
There you go lad, calm down.

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>>39269014
pick your top five sci fi movies

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>>39269048
>What season is it?

>They think Lost in Translation is a good movie


Kibblesmith

Retweeted Alex Griswold
HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHHAHA HAAAAH HAAHAHHA HAAAA HAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHA HHAAAHAHAAHAHAAAA HHAAAA [breath] HAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA

>>39269048
>Set the mood

Entirely up to you lad, whatever you're feeling at this minute is as good as any!

>>39269064
Lost I'm translation is a very nice film

>>39268986
I don't get watching movies for the actor either, if anything I try to avoid watching the same actor because it becomes distracting and hard to watch because of the actor being a different character in another movie, need adjust to it in a way

>>39268989
no, if he talks anything like he types I'd probably smother him with a pillow after a day

>>39269017
can't disagree, I think I started going insane towards the end of my fully shut in period. I'd dream about being in the kitchen and having stuff in the fridge, then I'd wake up and notice the fridge be totally different, yet I thought it was reality and my dream was actually yesterday if that makes sense. I started dreaming about my days which were the same in every way and the line between those dreams and reality didn't exist. I didn't know what I was dreaming about or actually doing for a while

>>39269048
>Where am I?
home
>What season is it?
Autumn
>Am I with people?
no
>What's my mental state like at the time?
Ok. Comfy but a little bored

Bloody hell there is some strong shitposting going on tonight. We'd been doing so well too

For what it's worth my rough top 5 would be:
1. 2001: A Space Odyssey
2. Aguirre: The Wrath Of God
3. Synecdoche New York
4. Melancholia
5. Upstream Colour

>>39269115
Nice meme list

>>39269115
What a shitty am a depressed mong choice

Regional championships coming up, lads. Feeling very nervous

>>39269129

I was counting on A Serbian Film making an appearance, good thing I didn't say so or I'd have looked silly.

>>39269129
>>39269135
Then post yours instead of just talking shit faggots. Bet you haven't even seen half of those

>>39268954
Thanks for using a trip, one more for the filter pile

>>39269017
Got a hearty chuckle from me.

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Why can't I live somewhere like this? Why is the UK so shit?

>>39269115
>Upstream Colour
great choice here lad

>>39269129
Please post a non-meme list.

>>39269159
Fuck off nonny nonny.

>>39269053
Alright not in order

2001: A space Odyssey
Avatar for the nostalgia
Terminator obviously
the matrix even though it's kind of shit
Donnie Darko

Sci fi is my least favourite type of film after romcom

>>39269110
If I'm comfy but bored I'd probably watch something with an easy plot to follow/little plot like Rambo or Die hard

>>39269088
If you're a depressed normie who uploads 5 selfies a week sure

Bedtime is always bittersweet. I get to temporarily not exist for 8 hours or so but it means the beginning of a new day when I wake up, which is always scary. This time right now is what I live for. Its completely quiet and if I just sit here in the dark its like time stays still for awhile. I'll miss this when I return to wagecuckery.

>>39269201
You can lad in London you just need to be pulling in a high tier banker salary

I know you're just going to sperg on whatever I post though because I upset you with your shit film taste

>>39269214
>2001: A space Odyssey
>Avatar for the nostalgia
>Terminator obviously
>the matrix even though it's kind of shit
>Donnie Darko
And back to Plebbit you go

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>>39269194
Never know who you can trust on here.

>>39269201
>Why is the UK so shit?

If I had to pick just one thing I'd say an abject refusal to recognise the loss of empire.

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>>39269205
Such a good film desu. Primer is great too but I'm too much of a brainlet to really get it (seen it 3 times). I think Carruth has a new film coming out soon

>>39269238
You was going to reply with that no matter what because I hurt your feelings bad, I bet it hurt you to pretend you didn't love the shitshow that was the matrix

but by the way all sci fi films are plebbit tier, the worst one is star wars though

I'm tempted to do an AAT course and try to become an accountant, lads. I have nothing going for me, and I can't really see any way out of this pit I've dug for myself, but I feel like I'd probably be able to get a job as a low level bookkeeper or something this way.

>>39269272
>because I hurt your feelings bad
do people seriously think like this?

>>39269214
>avatar
>terminator
>donnie darko
You have absolutely no right to talk shit kek

>>39269288
>but I feel like I'd probably be able to get a job as a low level bookkeeper or something this way.

An auditor. You'd end up as an auditor.

>>39269205
>non-meme list
Buckle up buckeroo

1.The Fly
2.Rush hour 2
3.Predator 1
4.Goodwill Hunting
5.Lethal Weapon

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>>39269175
Seen them all ,but 5
1. Blade runner (scifi)
2. Scarface (crime)
3. Alien (horror)
4. Saving Private Ryan (war)
5. Die hard (action)

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>they rate lost in translation

HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHHAHA HAAAAH HAAHAHHA HAAAA HAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHA HHAAAHAHAAHAHAAAA HHAAAA [deep breath] HAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHHAHA HAAAAH HAAHAHHA HAAAA HAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>39269320
Can't say those are bad films but they're a bit basic desu

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>>39269053
Ghost in The Shell
Under The Skin
Tetsuo
Akira
The Thing

In before I'm insulted for this list for some reason

>>39269267
Really hope he manages to make his Topiary film someday.

Funny Games
Conspiracy
7 Days In May
La Haine
The Wind Rises

No particular order, nor anything else.

>>39269297
Yes because it's obvious now jerk off to your waifu

>>39269303
I was young af when avatar came out and watched it loads, loved it
Terminator was every teens wet dream
Donnie darko at least had an interesting thought behind it that kept you thinking

If you think any of those of my top of the head least favourite genre list are anywhere near as bad as lost in translation then you're clueless

>>39269337
all better than the muh am a edgy depressed /tv/ fag this guy posted >>39269115

why do pubes sometimes manage to stick out of my underwear? does it have little holes for breath ability that allows the hairs to get through

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>>39269385
Love Funny Games and La Haine

The Wind Rises bored me to tears for some reason though

>>39269391
MFW Someone actually likes Avatar

>>39269412
ebin top 5 sci fi films?

>>39269310
Yeah, that sounds okay too. As long as it's work with money coming in.