>tfw trying to find a job

>tfw no mommy, breadwinner gf who's taller and more muscular than me, who will protect me and take care of me throughout the day and let me suck her boobies and drink milkies at night

>>39266736
>tfw trying to find low stress job
>it does not exist
>give up trying to find a job
what do i do

>tfw desperately want my high-end dream workstation/gaming PC setup that will cost $7,000
>tfw will do anything to get a job

>>39266736
SHOULDVE DONE [OPPOSITE OF YOUR LIFE CHOICES] AND YOU WOULD HAVE A JOB

Y'all just have to keep trying for the job you want. Honestly there comes a time when a company hits a scenario where they really need a person and fast and that's when you shine. 90% of job postings out there are already going to someone and the post is just for looks but that 10% is what you're trying to hit

T. Aero engineer just out of school

>>39267632
>the job you want
why the fuck would I want a job? I don't want a job, I want the paycheck. The job is just the awful shit they make you do to get it. If I didn't need the paycheck, I'd have not the slightest use for the job.

>>39267718
There's nothing you enjoy doing. I love my job and the truth is I wouldn't know that my weekend was coming if it wasn't for the wage threads. It's so easy to wake up and work is over in a blink and then by the time the weekend rolls around I have more money in my account than I know what to do. That's what I mean by the job you want

i know those feels. got another phone interview tomorrow where they will ask a bunch of questions unrelated to the position, laugh at me when i dont know them and forever brand me a retard. soon ill kill myself and it will be fucking great, have fun working for shekelstein till you die fucking wagecucks.

i need therapy and a job.

it's a strange place I'm in right now. I'm not soul crushingly depressed as I have been, but I don't feel the ability to progress.

>>39266736
Motherfucker it's so fucking hard, you can't get shit if you don't have a friend somewhere in the company and I obviously have no fucking friends.

>>39267614
Yes.

>huge wage gap
>afraid of lying on resume or in interview
>have no life experience so not prepared for any interview questions
>nothing cool to put on resume
>don't have my highschool/college transcript
>dropped out of college

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>>39266736
hang in there anon, we'll get jobs someday
d-datte bayo :DD DDD

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>>39268100
>dropped out of college
Why?

>>39266736
>tfw only worked for 6 weeks in the past 2.5 years
Getting work is surprisingly hard. People say supermarkets or McDonalds will hire anyone, but I've been rejected from both multiple times

This is where the robot dad meme comes in handy
just go in anyplace and give them a firm handshake is probably one of the best advice ive ever had

>>39266736
>tfw not trying to find a job and feel a bit guilty

>>39268251
Me too. I don't wanna end up like one of those losers mooching off parents/government welfare.

I want a job that pays me for just sitting on my ass and reading some ebooks

any advice?

>>39268285
A lot of receptionists I've seen do that.

>>39268195
Why do you choose to lie on the internet faggot

>>39268321
I'm not lying, check your employment privilege.

>>39267977
In the same place. I've been spiraling into depression for the past two years, reaching a new low some months ago when I just stopped going to work, stopped answering my phone or looking at emails.
Pretty sure I got fired. Don't really care anyway. The work was worse than living off of welfare. Decided that before things get too bad, I need to contact someone, so I got drunk and made a therapy appointment online. Just gotta make sure to get over there.

>>39267971
Relax a bit and feel free to crack a joke and just be honest about your skills if they ask but feel free to embellish. For phone interview write out questions and responses. Most people interviewing are looking for someone they would enjoy working with.

>>39268100
If you don't have much go ahead and put some little lies to push yourself forward. No one will cross reference it

>>39266736
>tfw same
>tfw having no luck because you always need connections to get job
>tfw if i can't find a job soon my internet will get cut off

>>39268302
It's practically impossible to get a job like that for a man

>>39268285
The next few years the boomers are going to be retiring en masse, especially in government positions of city and state. I'm a federal employee and audit many of these organizations and it's actually pretty disgusting how technologically illiterate many of them are in positions of data entry or administrative and they still earn over $65,000 two finger typing. I've confirmed with several millennials who got their foot in the door that because the expected skill ceiling was so low from the get go for them, they can complete all their work in 1 hour and then just fuck off for the next 8 doing whatever they want since government employers can't really touch you if they're holding everyone to that same boomer standard. If you're actually a tryhard, probably more power to you in that situation too.

>>39268274
>don't wanna end up like one of those losers mooching off parents
I already am exactly that, that's why I feel guilty. I don't think I qualify for any sort of welfare since I'm a FUCKING WHITE MALE, have never had any psychological evaluations and my family isn't bad off enough. Honestly if I could get on welfare then I'd do it in heartbeat without any sort of guilt, I only feel bad leeching off of my family because they've been nothing but good to me even if they didn't raise me very well.

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>>39268100
I will never understand how people can lie on their resume and to an employer's face. I just can't do it. I know I have absolutely nothing to contribute and have no chance of ever getting a job that isn't McDonald's or cleaning.
My worst experience was when I applied for a job that actually seemed pretty nice and they even got back to me. When they asked about previous experiences I told them I had none and the woman's tone shifted completely. She sounded so disgusted by me. Like I'm not only wasting her time but also the oxygen around me.
She basically told me I shouldn't be applying to this job unless I have something to contribute with. But, she wasn't nice about it like others who've turned me down. She was annoyed and talking down to me.
It hurt so bad that I was afraid to even answer the phone for several days afterwards.

>>39267632
3 years and hundreds of applications after graduating from university with nothing to show for it anon, at this point my degree is stale and practically worthless, don't know what to do with my life, don't even know why I even get up in the morning, I have no direction don't see a future and I think I'm slipping into alcoholism.

>>39268488
>hundreds of applications
Sure thing kid. Pics or fuck off where do you think you are

>>39268473

>want to better self
>society denies you that privelge

So I've been wageslaving in retail for 3 years, thinking about applying for community college in January, will it be weird for me to do that at 23? I can't help but think everyone there will be hip young 18 year olds. And I know I'll be the only virgin on the entire campus.

>>39268488
Same situation here. Graduated 4 years ago with a meme degree in English, worked for a year, then pretty much a NEET for 3 years since then.

I have no idea how to get out of this pit. All my job applications vanish into the ether, never to be heard from again.

>>39266736
do not worry anon, I am in your situation too and it will get better !

Just remember to submit the resume with a cover letter that makes you sound impressive

>take off half a shift at work to hand out resumes in person with a firm handshake like a good man should
>most places tell me to apply online and refuse to even take my resume
>other places are too busy to meet the manager/boss/anyone of importance, have to give my resume to some fucking secretary
>few places I hand them to someone of importance they either just say thanks and turn their back to me or basically tell me they aren't hiring now but will be in touch if anything comes up
>only company to get back to me is in the ghetto part of town
the fucking google maps road view of the place has niggers (6+ of them) all sitting on their porch throwing up gang signs to the google camera van a few houses down from the business
I wanna job but I don't wanna get shot/stabbed by some fucking nigger animal on my way into/out of work one day
fuck

>you will never live is post WW2 USA where getting a job is as simple as walking in a business/factory and giving a firm handshake and being willing to work

>>39268567
>CC at 23
Nah, I think the averageCC student age in the US is mid to late 20s, and lots are probably in the same situation as you. Being older and going to college/uni isn't really a big deal desu because nobody cares that much.

Went from full-isolation hikikomori/NEET life to working for 2.5 years straight.

I don't really feel any better about my position in life, but I'm not a complete financial burden plus I have work to distract me for 40 hours a week. Ultimately it's an upgrade, but it hasn't fixed all my problems like I fantasized it would.

TLDR it's an upgrade to get a job but don't have unrealistic expectations.

>>39268579
Your only way out is through connections.

>>39268515
pics of what? every application I sent?

>>39268579
>I have no idea how to get out of this pit.
every day I come closer and closer to the conclusion that the only way out is through an exit bag...

>>39268633
and thats why the average robot is completely fucked from the very beginning.

>>39268611
Good for you burgers. Trying to gain admittance into uni more than a year following graduation from high school anywhere else in the world isn't even an option.

>>39266736
Humans are tribal

Connections are everything.

Everything's

Can anyone give me tips on finding a job? I've been out of work for years and I have no skills, I need even a shitty retail job.

>>39268871
Get a friend
Ask him if he knows anyone that is hiring
Get hired by mentioning friend.

>>39268871

Gas stations, fast food, other super low-skill positions.

Doing well at a shitty position will help you move up career-wise much better than having no employment.

>>39268898
I don't have any friends that like me enough to vouch for me or tell me if anyone is hiring

>>39268941
Fast food in my area is dominated by spanish speaking people and I don't want to be in a position where I have to be bilingual or look bad and get fired

I'm afraid of gas stations because they get held up but I'll try those

>>39268975
>I don't have any friends that like me enough to vouch for me or tell me if anyone is hiring

Me neither...

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>>39268941
>Fast food
>Low skill
>Have to constantly keep track of a million things
>Fuck up once and you get yelled at by everyone
>Have to clean the entire restaurant every 10 minutes
>Low skill
I don't get it. Why the fuck is this considered a good entry job? It's fucking hell.

>>39269007
Because, Mr. Bond, it's better than nothing and it builds up employment history.

>>39268988
I'm sorry man...I'll be your friend if you want.

>>39268698
Go to indeed and find your unis alumni page, email them. I did and got an interview, not hired but its a step somewhere.

>>39269050
Thanks dude.

Do you know anyone that is hiring?

>>39269045
>It's better than nothing
I'd much rather take a janitor job or something like that, where I can be by myself and work at my own pace rather than be in the eye of a hurricane where a single misplaced step will get you trapped in the storm.
I guess it does look good on your resume to have that experience though.

>>39268871
maybe try this should get some keks at the very least >>39268741

>>39269062
At the moment I don't, no. Do you?

>>39269077
I had a job as a porter in a casino in 2015, I thought I'd be allowed to work at my own pace, but nope. I had to cover a huge part of the casino floor by myself, wiping off slots, picking up garbage and sweeping, all while dodging drunk people wandering in off the streets and giving directions to the bathroom.

I was fired for not being fast enough.

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>get interview
>fuck it up in endless ways
>specifically the part where asked about hobbies
>"I like uhh... reading (true) and model making (used to be true) and riding my bike (not true, can't even ride a bike"
>at least I didn't say videogames
>I could see the disbelief and disappointment in their faces

I don't want to fuck this up again, what are you supposed to say?

>>39269082
>When I'm depressed I stop being depressed and be awesome instead. True story.
Every one of these posters are the same normie scum.

>>39269116
Skydiving, rock climbing, or traveling. Only acceptable hobbies for normies.

>>39269116
you need quality not quantity. If model making is something you're passionate about, talk about it for a bit. If you make model tanks or something talk about how much you love WWII or whatever era models you buy. If it's anime figures, shiiieeeeet.

>>39269116
Cooking
>fatties love to eat

>>39269158
One-way ticket to the trash can.

>>39269144
Bwahahahaha, they're not going to buy that, they barely bought the biking, if at all.

>>39269158
It's not anime actually. That's a good idea... thanks anon, you've been helpful tonight.

>>39269180
I was interviewed by men and am a fatty myself.

>>39268469
If your parents dont claim you say you live in the ghetto.

>>39269100
I don't know anyone either. Welp.

>>39269198
happy to help anon. hope it goes well

I just play a hard video game, and every time i die, i apply for a new job, doesnt matter what the job is, i apply for it

I feel like I got lucky getting my shit job even if it's shit. I keep reading about all these grueling interviews where they pry into your personal life. I showed up to the interview and the boss just asked "can you work at 5AM sometimes and are you available on any day" and I was like yeah and that was it. It was a woman too, didn't even care that I wasn't Chad.
Didn't even have a resume or anything. I don't even know how to make a fucking resume.

>>39268469
Faking depression or ADD is pretty easy though. I'm been on the 'tismbux for years and I don't even have the auts.

>>39269280
which champion do you main

>>39269291
How much do you get with 'tisumbux?

>>39269291
How do I go about getting autism bux? Who do I see about it?

>>39269354
Around $700 per month. It's enough to pay rent and buy food and I can afford to get drunk once per weekend, if I buy the cheapest shit.
It's honestly alright, but I know it won't last forever.

>>39269281
What job is that? Does it pay well

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>mfw work in a coffee shop
>mfw I make coffies
>mfw I don't have to talk
mfw I like my job because it's like playing a vidya

>>39266736
Same boat, this a nightmare.
The only good thing is that my mother stopped bothering because even she sees that Im trying and that the economy is fucked in my country.

>>39269618

uh yeah okay animeboy but some of us want to have a life beyond marathoning anime shows when we get home, eating cheap garbage, and then falling asleep alone while hugging a pillow

>>39269664
>a life beyond marathoning anime shows when we get home, eating cheap garbage, and then falling asleep alone while hugging a pillow
get the fuck out normie faggot

>>39269664
So do you want a girl over so she can hug a pillow by your side?

>>39269664
>but some of us want to have a life beyond marathoning anime
Fuck you. Working a coffee shop sounds fucking perfect. I love the scent of coffee and just being around it would be a dream.
Getting to do whatever I want when I get home is fine. I don't need a ton of excitement. I want comfort. Leave.

>>39269618
I wish I had such a simple and naive heart such as yours to be satisfied with so little. you are truly blessed anon.

>>39269664
Retarded posts 2: The return

>>39269736
You'd have to talk to customers, though.

>>39266736
In so desperate I just filled out an online application for McDonald's

>>39269736
desu, getting a coffee shop job isn't that hard imo. if you can learn the basic drink mixes and latte art on your own (they sell the equipment on amazon), I'd say the latte art almost certainly guarantees a job since not many people know latte art. but even still, getting jobs are competitive and there are lots of hoops to jump through.

Sometimes I dream about paying a offering a random robot the chance for free housing and food and whatever else they want as long as they put my penis in their mouth whenever I want. I haven't come across one willing to do so yet even in the discords and even though I always provide proof of my permanent financial security.

>>39267632
Seriously fuck off 2bh

>>39269778
This is the only downside. I don't think it'd be too bad though.

>>39269778
Depends where you work, in my case we have a qties working at the till they talk to the customerd i just make the drinks, place them on the counter, say the name of the drink(s) and mumble a thank you

>>39269664
That actually sounds hyper-comfy though

>>39269876
That actually sounds pretty comfy.

Good on you anon, I'm jelly.

>>39269834
I bet you want a cute boy or something though

I'd gladly suck your dick for all of that but I'm a fucking monster

>>39269876
You sound like a slightly chubby barista at my Starbucks who I sometimes imagine fucking me in the ass he has an intense stare and only says my name loudly and never announces anyone else's. I wish I were he and he me.

>>39269817
Quality of the shot > quality of milk > making drink pretty

>>39267902
What do you do for a living? Tell us.

>>39269928
I did say basic drink mixes but you're right. js though it's pretty simple to press the puck of grinds. the steaming of the milk is kinda tricky tho.

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>>39266736
>want job to buy motorcycle
>want to live out on the road
>ride any and everywhere
>get ghosted by all places
The bike I'm trying to get isn't even expensive either, I just need to save enough for the bike and for food for a year. The bike is only around $2,400. I need to escape being stuck in one spot. I want to be a wanderer dammit.

>>39266736
>Tfw so autistic I can't even get hired in fast food

I've made the decision to end myself before the end of the month.

>tfw get shitty part time job, just to not be a neet anymore
>still there 3 years later, havent even tried looking for anything else

so this is adulthood..

>>39269919
No I really am after anyone. I'm not even gay, I just enjoy the power and control and in fact someone of your nature would probably be even better. Would you actually be able to wake me up with a morning blowjob every day? Post contact info.

>>39270052
>yfw it rains most of the year and your only mode of transportation proves useless or gets broken immediately thereafter
get fucked

>>39267313
fucking hell m80

>>39270116
I probably don't live anywhere near you. Are you that anon who lives in Texas?

You can shoot me an email at [email protected] if you want to go from there.

>>39270138
It almost never rains where I'm at or anywhere around it.

>>39267632
You have an in demand degree that is not easy to get. Great for you, buy im not that smart.

There's jobs I'd like to do, but I'm not smart enough to them. Trades dont appeal to me because I've sat at a freaking desk for 16 years learning how to sit at desks and fill out paperwork. At this point, I dont really want to work in an uncomfortable place dealing with dirty, heavy, and smelly things.

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>>39270560
Fucking pussy.

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