It's my birthday today. Can I get some happy birthdays, please?
post amazon wishlist
give us your details so we can shame you
>>39266470
I hope you suffer and die as painfully as possible
>>39266470
Happy birthday! Having cake?
No, fuck you. I'm sick of you faggots thinking birthdays mean anything.
Happy birthday! I hope the day has been good for you!
>>39266470
happy b day robot hope its a good one
>>39266470
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qu39ZLxH1y0
listen carefully anon
Happy birthday anon
mutedoriginal
Congrats, you've completed another revolution around our star. May your life during the next orbit be better than the last.
Happy Birthday! I bid you laughter and sweet inebriation!
Happy bday have a good one
>>39266470
Happy Birthday OP I got you a gecko. How old are ya?
>>39266470
Mom? Is that you? I fucking hate you and you should've never gave birth to me. I hope your birthday is shit and that you rot in hell
>>39266911
Turned 18 so I can finally legally browse 4chan
Thank you everyone for the birthday wishes, even the kill yourself and birthdays dont mean anything ones!
Hey it's mine too! Unless it's still the 23rd where you're posting from
Anyway happy birthday OP
Happy birthday fag
the robot doesn't want me to tell you this
>>39267048
It's the 24th. Happy birthday to you too, anon. Hope you have a great one
>>39267060
Likewise desu, how old are ya turning?
>The big two-oh (20) for me
>>39266470
Happy bday my robro
And you can bet your ass this comment is original aswell.
>>39267116
I'm turning 18. Can't wait to see what disappointments life has in store for me
>>39267203
Well if that's what you wished for then I know a birthday boy who is getting his wish.
Happy birthday, you cute lil button, you.
>>39266470
Hawpoy burfday anon..!
Whers the kake?
It's also my birthday day today, anon!
happy birthday fampaimilia
It`s my Birthday too! I`m 20 now
Happy birthday! Any big plans? Even if you're not super social and outgoing you should treat yourself to a favorite food.
happy birthday anon I hope that you've enjoyed this past year and I sincerely hope that you enjoy the next one.
Happy birfday nigger
>>39266950
I'm rotting in hell with your mom and she thinks you're a shit-throwing chlamidya bear that she never wanted to give birth to anyway.