So, how many tickets do you have for the $700M powerball

its a jew scam. powerball made the odds twice as bad so drive up jackpots and the free media coverage (commercials) that comes with them. don't fall for it.

>>39265503
You didn't buy any tickets? Do you not want to be rich?

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>>39265371
One
It's all I need desu family man

>>39265715
I'm in my office pool, so I have 36 shots at it tonight. I'll have to share the winnings with 17 other people, though.

>falling for the lottery Jew

I wouldn't pay more than $1 for this bullshit. The chances of you winning are laughingly small.

I've played the lotto enough times to know that you're better off keeping the dollar.

>>39265948
Losing a few dollars won't negatively effect your life in any meaningful way unless you're living paycheck to paycheck.

Hitting the right numbers, regardless of the minuscule chance of that happening, would change your life forever. Elite tier lifestyle while never having to work another day again.

>>39265970
Switch state are in.
I need the win the lottery 700 millions dollar I
I'm fat anti social neet. Fuck up by my parents. I need to win I got to win.


I will buy a nice house near the waters. And fill it neet related thing

Anime
Video games
Maybe some porn.
I help build hentai games on the internet.

>>39266133

this view is just fundamentally flawed. there is no value in a 1 in 200 million chance. you'd be better off with a bag of doritos or something. if the vain hope is worth it to you, then fine go for it.

>>39266281
Yes, the chances are near non-existent, but if you have a ticket you have a chance. Even a .000000000001% chance at literally nine-figures worth of money is worth $2, a practically worthless amount of money.

>>39266281
I only play state lotto. So what if I never win. Only $1 to dream.

>>39265787

You'll still get like 40mil though, so

>>39265371
so the "tax on retards" expression is real

If you don't have a ticket what the f*** is wrong with you.

This is what you going to walk up to your local gas station look the cashier right in the eye you're going to tell him you want 2 Powerball tickets. Then you're going to head in the money $ $6 in total finally you're going to walk home

>>39266281
People who complain about the odds and call other stupid for playing must not be in desperate situation.

The lottery is the ultimate robot Hobby

If you're in Washington state you only have 2 hours left to buy a ticket hurry up.

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>>39265371
i bought 30 drawings. my mommyy said she believes in me. if i win im going to pave grizzly flats so i dont have to walk up a dirt road. also going to get a tire for my jeep. then ill keep the rest amd shoot people who try to come onto my property. all while playing my vidya

>>39266601
Most people who play and lose at the lottery lose a few bucks, and skip the morning coffee to make up for it.
People who win traded a few bucks for millions.

Seems like little risk for a potential huge reward.

>>39266802
>t. retard

ori and the blind ginal

>>39266871
>t. poorfag

I'm sorry that $2 is what's keeping you from the streets.

>>39266961
The lottery is the most normalfag thing imaginable. Good job keeping the (((dream))) alive

>>39265371
where do you go to figure this out
is there an annoucement when the money is at a high amount
do you just buy a ticket whenever or do you have to at a certain time

>>39266281
its 1 in 300 million

>buy it ironically
>tell myself I know I won't win
>drive home after buying ticket
>start thinking 'what if i did win'
>start thinking 'i really could win!'
THE JEWISH MAGIC FUCKING WORKS

>>39266802
Small certain loss in exchange for a minuscule chance of a huge reward. People are bad with expected value, and tend to see rare events as more common than they actually are. Lotteries exploit that. In aggregate all players have to lose, because otherwise the lottery company wouldn't make a profit and they'd close it down.

>>39266961
Wasting money is stupid whether you're a homeless bum or a millionaire.

I posted about this yesterday on /pol/. Due to my lottery addiction I am now almost fifty thousand dollars in debt. I started playing last year because I realized that it was the only way for me to get out of this horrible life. I have taken out dozens of payday loans to finance my lottery tickets. Everyday now I'm getting phone calls telling me that I need to pay up soon. My parents have no idea about any of this. If they knew they would probably kill me. I have purchased about 300 tickets for tonight's drawing.. If I don't win I'll have no choice but to kms.
If you live a good life don't play the lottery it just sucks you in.

I don't get why people don't just play the state lotteries instead, I do $5 a week and I've won a few hundred bucks.

Better chance at winning the jackpot too, it's around 3m but it's not like thats bad.

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>>39265371
None. Even if I had the cash to blow on the trailer trash tax I'd spend it on beer or weed instead to better enjoy my 2D escapism.

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>>39266735
>my mommyy said she believes in me

>>39267690
Dollar scratchers are better.

>>39267712
Sorry kid it's been done.

>>39267754
I do $3 on draw games and $2 on scratchers, the scratchers do win more often but smaller payouts.

>>39267648
Elaborate anon.
You must have a serious problem post
your losing tickets

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>>39268064
I always throw away my losing tickets. I don't want my parents to find out. I have this picture which is of all of the tickets I purchased for this drawing. The loans companies are constantly calling me. They have set a deadline of August 31st to start making payments or else legal action will be taken. I'm so sick of all of this. If I don't win tonight I'm going to end it all before the end of the month. Sure I could declare bankruptcy but whats the point. I'll never live a good life.

>>39268430
This just for tonight damn I actually hope you win.
If I win I will help you out.

>>39267320
So every American citizen plays the powerball? Nice try, bucko.

>>39268990
I'm kind of freaking out right now. If I lose my life is truly over. I bought all my tickets in southern rural Ohio. If the winner isn't from Ohio just assume that i'm dead.

>>39268430
Jesus anon. Can't you run away or something? It's better than death at least.
And theres groups for dealing with addictions like this.

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>>39265948
>The chances of you winning are laughingly small.
still better than the chances of me getting a gf.

>>39269157
I've been thinking of running away. I only have about one thousand dollars left. I have been saving it for an emergency. People yesterday in pol suggested I get counseling but I would rather keep this to myself. If I run my parents will definitely find out. Whenever the phone rings I always run to it so they won't hear the calls from the loan companies. I think they are getting suspicious because I have no friends and no reason to be on the phone. My plan is to abandon my car and walk miles into the Smokey Mountains and kill myself where no one will ever find me.

>>39269262
Honestly dude $50k in debt isn't that much when you see people even with just college loans to pay back, or mortgages and such.
How old are you?

>>39269304
I'm twenty years old. This isn't your normal debt these are payday loans with high interest rates. I only make about 30-50 dollars a day. Paying fifty thousand back is impossible for someone like me. When my parents find out the will disown me. They have almost no savings. I'm sick of going on like this. Even if I pay everything off I will still be living a miserable life in poverty. I can't escape that.

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>>39269415
Mate, flee the country. I hope your life gets better. If you don't mind life abroad, you could make some decent coin teaching English.

>>39269415
Leaving the country might be a good shout then, idk. I'm sure there's someone that could help but fuck dude. Stay on here for a few days, if I won I'd help you out.

>>39269610
>>39269415
Or check out /biz/ maybe. There's guys on there who've turned $20 into $20k eventually.

>>39269415
>make about 30-50 dollars a day.

You only work 2-3 hrs a day?

>>39268430
Elliot is that u
Desu

>>39269545
I can barely speak in real life. Not even joking I also have bad anxiety so teaching will never happen.
>>39269610
I'm going to run but not to another country. Once I run out of money I'll only have one option left.

27 years old, never had a job, virgin, don't know what to do, can't even join the military because of injuries

Spent my last $40 on tickets. This is it. Either everything changes or I'm gone. Wish me luck bots, if I win I'm buying everyone here anything they want off their Steam list.

>>39269672
I work as a janitor at a store. My workday ends when there is nothing left to clean. Sometimes I am there for 6 to 8 hours. But usually I finish after 2 or 3 hours.
>>39269683
His book is what got me started with playing the lottery.

This is easily the saddest thread on r9k right now

>>39269672
Get a load of chad thunderwage over here

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>>39269702
I'm sorry to hear about your anxiety, man.

Here's hoping you win the lotto.

We're all rooting for you.

>>39269415
declare bankruptcy? not 100% sure how it works but I think it erases your debts. worth a google bro. also, I recommend dropping acid for a change of mindstate and some nice epiphanies regarding your life.

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I never, ever play the lotto but bought 10 plays for this one. Total prize won: $0.
>>39269415
bruh, you should file for bankruptcy srsly goddamn

>>39269743
...you'd think it'd have you do the opposite considering how never winning caused him much misery

>>39269786
I'm too nervous to check my tickets right now. Remember if the winner isn't in southern Ohio it isn't me.

>>39269859
My misery started way before I started playing. If he would have won it would have cured his misery.
>>39269838
>>39269847
It's too late for that. I will never make enough to pay them back. I'm done dealing with life. Tonight is the world's last chance to prove to me that I should keep living.

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>>39266688
>The lottery is the ultimate robot Hobby

>>39269706
I'm in the same boat dude. 24 never had a job I day dream moat of the time and have brain fog.
No employer would want me.

>>39270122
You don't need to pay anyone back if you declare bankruptcy. They'll take your car and any other assets you might have I think, but then in a bit your debts will be cleared and you'll have a clean slate. Then only enter the lottery with like $2 a week off whatever your weeks paycheck is, like I do. Never go negative again.

I talked with another anon in the battlestation thread earlier who works on ships. Like he stays on a tanker in a comfy room and gets paid to just look at the ocean for hours each day. Has wifi, his own space, all that jazz, and gets paid too. Most people dont like it because the solitude, but you could try that maybe.

Half of never had a job the other half is in debt

We are going to make.

Multi-state lotteries are a meme. Just stick to your own states lotto.

I thought only my brainlet father would be this much of a retard to waste time trying to theorize and make schemes about lotto.
I'm not impressed.

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>>39269706
>>39270180
Another anon on here recommended Rev for me. All you need to do is be able to hear and type. Pic related. It isn't much, but I only do a few hours here and there between my studies. If I did 4-5 hours Mon-Fri, it'd be around $240 a week I think, but I type pretty fast.

>>39270297
Desperation Normie
if your isn't fuck up you shouldn't judge.

>>39270333
Not an excuse, you need very little math knowledge to realize its obviously not worth it, no matter how desperate you are.
Stop embarassing yourselves, jesus.

>>39270304
I tried doing the test for audio transcribing last month and they rejected me FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>39269061

It doesn't matter how many people play it, your odds are the same for hitting the jackpot.

Whether you share the jackpot with others depends on how many people play it, however.

>>39270304

Going through the application process right now. How hard is it to get accepted?

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>>39269415
>Declare bankruptcy like other robots told you, I don't know how it works in America but if it can help you with your debpts it's worth a try

>Invest in cryptocurrencies, crypto prices look like a roller coaster on short term (like a few weeks or months) but if you look at the price history of coins like bitcoin, ethereum, litecoin and a few others you'll see that if you had bought a few hundred dollars in any of these coins a few years ago you could have hundreds of thousands of dollars right now. If you start buying like $20 worth of crypto every week there's a decent chance of you making a lot of money in a few years, maybe in less than 5 years you can change your life.

take a look at >>>/biz/ to know more about it

>>39269262
holy shit man grow the fuck up. So what if they say you have to pay. Dont fucking pay if you can avoid it for 6 years the debt is gone. These people wont do shit just change the phone number to your house and never answer the door.

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>>39265371
>mfw half of it goes to taxes

>>39270475
I got accepted first time so idk. I just took my time and made sure I chose the right things I guess. Once you get in, if you're then just diligent and increase your pace as you get better then it's fine. I can get through audios pretty fast now and I've always had 5 star ratings and stuff so it works for me.

Don't overthink it, take your time and choose what you think's right. If you fail it you can take it again later I think.

guy I one

>>39270879
Congratulations anon kun

>>39265371
>Powerball
Epic scam.
We all know only people older than 50 win that, you're better off just buying vidya/beers for the price of howmanytickets you bought

>>39270781

Alright. I just finished transcribing the sample and it was pretty easy. Whether or not I get accepted I appreciate you letting me know about it anyway.

>>39265371
700 Gorillion dollars.. it isnt even like (((they))) are trying anymore

trips and i win powerball

>>39266636
Tickets are $2 each, also many places in the city like supermarkets and drugstores have lottery vending machines.

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One jackpot winner in Massachusetts. There was only one higher jackpot, split by 3 winners, so this would make them the wealthiest lottery winner in history.

Also someone won $4 Million in the US Virgin Islands, which is the largest lottery prize ever won in the territory

>>39270511
>grow the fuck up
>Dont fucking pay if you can avoid it for 6 years
I don't think you know what it mean to he an adult

>>39270941
There was 19 year old winner anon
And a 22 year old winner for the mega million

Sole winning sold in Mass

>>39268430
This right here is why you dont get invested in this shit.

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>>39268430
This picture is depressing

>>39271705
God damn really want it to reach 800 million.

Sorry guy in Ohio what are going to do now.
Also did you win anything.

I wonder how long before they go broke I doubt they'll opt for the Full amount don't they have a choice

>>39267712
I like how this commercial has a rich capitalist squashing a young future serfs dreams.

Theyre laughing in our faces lads.

>>39268430
Such obvious fake b8

Kinda a relief desu. I'd rather, just win the Mega Millions tomorrow and have plenty of money to NEET it up for life.

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>>39272053
Not necessarily. I occasioanlly saved pictures of my losing tickets, and if I saved them all for a year it would be a even more huge pile.

can't afford a lottery ticket because I spent my last $20 on a horse race

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>>39272068
as of lately I just been crumpling them up and tossing them in the trash as I check

>>39272016
As long to not stupid. All though 70% lose of the money. But there that 30% that don't.

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>>39272099
l'd take the annuity no doubt.

>>39272068
>>39272092
Have you won anything at all?

>>39272068
How do you play the lottery?

>>39269702
>I'm going to run but not to another country. Once I run out of money I'll only have one option left.

Why? Forcing yourself into a hero Corner is not a good plan. Take a plane to some poor as f African Nation and live there as a farm worker, join the french legion, volunteer in the fight against ISIS in kurdistan or for the syrian government, join an orthodox monastery in eastern europe, or flee to north korea via china.

Anything is better than what you currently do.

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Also in 2 months they are royally fucking up the Mega Millions, making it around the same odds and same costs as Powerball, literally the exact same things just on the day before Powerball.

If I still don't win my then I'll only buy state lottery games. Even winning the minimum Super Lotto jackpot and taking the annuity would be like getting a free $100k+ salary and rising for 30 years. Save at least half of each payment and still get to enjoy a comfy NEET life with plenty disposable income, just not getting to travel as much or own a home.

>>39272072
How do horse races work

>>39270304
I don't find what that is. Can you link it please?

>>39272120
Me too anon.
It just the smart choice since you get tax on the interest.

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>>39272140
Yeah lots of times I won between $1-$100
>>39272151
>insert cash into vending machine
>press a few buttons
>get lottery tickets with random numbers
Or go to a gas station or 7-11 if I'm redeeming winning tickets.
>good luck
>you too
Which is actually smooth, since the store gets $50k-$1 million if they sell a jackpot winning ticket.

>>39272197
Speaking of which, there is a game in the Cali lottery which is like a fantasy horse race, you bet a first, second and third horse and race time. To win the jackpot you need a trifecta and matching race time, which varies in the last 3 number places

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Think of all that money

>>39272299
Think of all that money wasted.

You have a higher chance of being hit by a fucking meteorite than winning.

>>39272311
Think of all that money sittin in the closet while you neet your life away

>>39272331
Better than no chance

there is no reason buy more than one ticket. having more tickets doesn't give you better odds.

If someone on /r9k/ or 4chan wins, I swear.

>>39265948
It's like 2 bucks for a ticket, granted your odds are astronomically low.

>>39272299
Think of the possibles comfortable neet paradise. House made to your specific needs

>>39272390
What would do anon?
What the big deal?

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>>39269415
Hey look guys, I found a picture of anon online

So exactly how many hours until the lottery?

>>39266601
>>39266281
Say that to the guy who won now, I dare you.

>>39272431
Which one? there are many different lottery games

>>39272430
Yup that all of us right now anon.
Kaiji made it though

>>39272532
Most of us won't make it through.

Fuck Massachusetts.
Going to play local games now .

>>39272342
Think of all that money you wasted which could have been spent on something else.

>>39272362
It's better than no chance, but playing the lottery is literally the most common way poor people stay broke all the time

>just 1 more game

>>39272462
I'll say it to all the other millions of people that didn't win shit.

>Spend $2 to participate in the second largest lottery in the US
>Instantly accosted by the statistical and economic geniuses of /r9k/

>>39269131
RIP lottobot

>>39269131
You're not gonna win, fampai.

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>>39269131
>There is a winner in Ohio
>it's not anon

>>39272624
> second largest lottery in the US
As if that means shit.
The default powerball jackpot is 40mil, which would still be more than enough to live off for the rest of your life.

And it doesn't take a genius to know your chances of winning are nil.

>>39269131
Welp, the winner was in Massachusetts, so I guess you're dead.

Better luck next life.
Meanwhile I'm going to enjoy the comfy life I worked for

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>>39269131
You know, if you actually saved all that money you'd be well off. And even if you do win say goodbye to almost all of it gia taxes and having to pay off the loan companies.

>>39272802
probably MIT students playing heavy once the expected value of the odds of each ticket became positive.

>>39272793
They aren't nil. It's $2 for a 1/300 mil chance of winning $700mil dollars. Nil means zero.

Some people consider a 1/300 mil chance of winning $700,000 to be worth $2. If you would rather have a bag of Doritos that is your personal preoperative.

>>39270510

>/biz/
>constant threads about people going crazy on why prices aren't rising

Those people are as clueless as we are.

>>39270510
Jesus christ you are retarded. Crypto is a massive bubble. If you'd ever invested in something besides shitcoins you might have heard "past performance does not predict future returns."

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>>39269131
>>39269861
>>39272000
>>39272776
There are $1 million winner(s) in Ohio
http://www.powerball.com/pb_home.asp

>>39273140
Oh shit Ohio guy this might be you luck break.

>>39273140
Anon if you win, I swear to god you better do something really autistic with the money.

>>39265586
Fuck off, kike. Not falling for your jewish tricks.

>>39272390

If i ever won this much money I'd seriously come back here and try to help people who really need it. Would have to find a way to separate the real robots whose lives are hopeless and who have been here for years from crossboarders and normalfags who saw they could get free shit via leddit and decide to come poking around though.

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>>39268990
You'd only enable his horrible budgeting. More money does not fix being a dumbfuck who spends too much money.

>>39270223
>ok you've ruined ur life with an addiction
>declare bankrupcy and start over
>but it's ok to keep doing a LITTLE BIT, goy! not like u'd relapse on that addiction :)

This is such shit advice.

STOP FALLING FOR THE LOTTERY JEW

>>39273483
No, you wouldn't and shouldn't.

>>39265371
I need this. I spend my entire paycheck (over 200$) on these damn lottery tickets. I am desperate.

a few bucks a week is worth it for the dream for me. then its just back to work and it doesn't negatively impact me to have lost $4 or whatever. like if i was literally about to be homeless maybe i wouldn't do it, but i make enough money to afford that.

>>39274170
Good goy. Keep buying them tickets.

>>39274261
t. coddled by mommy and daddy and doesnt know how it feels to be poor

>>39274811
Yup, it sure feels good to have my parents pay for everything.