>freshman highschooler >get on bus >some whale sits

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>freshman highschooler
>get on bus
>some whale sits next to me
>lean head against window and look out of the window
>"hi my name is (forgot name)"
>she sticks her hand out to shake
>im forced to shake her hand and i just say my name and look back out window
>so, what grade are you i-"
>mfw this bitch is still talking
>too beta to tell her to stop so i reluctanty answer her questions
>this fat bitch tries to get my number but i say i forgot it
>give her a lethal dose of morphine instead
>thought she would only sit there once
>bitch does it again the next day
>mfw she was too fat for the dosage
>after that they i just zoom to the back of the bus to hide

>gp asks if im still taking my prozac
>"yes but its not working"
>See her giggling slightly under her breath
>i'm sorry, did you say that you are still taking the prozac?
>y-yes
>she cant hold in her laughter any longer
>calls other doctors into the room
>her spit literally hitting me in the face she is laughing so hard
>Doctors arrive
>she screams "He fell for the prozac meme!" at them
>some doctors look away in disgust, others glare angrily at me
>"i-i dont understand"
>one doctor pushes me off my chair
>hear one spit on my back
>get thrown out the back exit into the trash
>tears streaming down my face
>still hear laughter from outside the window
>stretch myself to look through the window
>she asks the doc for antidepressants
>he gives her a lethal dose of morphine instead

I had the last laugh.