>neighbors throwing trash in my yard again

>>39264720
Take a shit in their front yard every night for now on.

>>39264736
I don't even know which one is doing it, after staring outside all day.

>>39264720
Kick their door in while you're naked except for your boots, and scream at them to stop.
>>39264736
This too.

>>39264772
Looks like you're going to have to shit in a different yard every night just to be sure you get them.

>>39264720
Why don't you just throw it back?

>>39264772
It's a conspiracy. They're all in on it.

>>39264720
call the cops you beta fuck

>>39264886
this doesn't do shit, set up a camera and investigate yourself.

>>39264934
ok but afterwards call the cops with evidence

>>39264886
>>39264993
>h-hello police? pls help me, my neighbors are being mean
Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward
Whoever cannot take care of himself without that law is both
For a wounded man will shall say to his assailant
"If I live, I will kill you. If I die, you are forgiven"
Such is the rule of honor

>>39265042
Being honorable also involves not throwing trash into other people's yards while they're not looking.

>>39264886
>call someone else to fix your problem for you you beta fuck
Oh yes goyim, call these police

>>39265042
>>39265090
>beating the shit out of your neighbor over fucking trash being thrown in your yard
do you enjoy going to prison?

>>39265090
>goyim
>calling the cops cost $$
dumbass

>>39264720
Pump out the shotgun and threaten to shoot out their windows if they don't stop. Do this to anyone you suspect.

>>39265042
>>39265090
>stop throwing trash in my yard
>no :^)
>call police
vs
>stop throwing trash in my yard
>no :^)
>start a fight, get the shit beaten out of you
>shitbag neighbor calls the cops on you for assaulting him
>AT LEAST I WAS HONORABLE, UNLIKE THAT COWARDLY FAGGOT WHO CALLED THE COPS ON ME. IN 10 YEARS WHEN I GET OUT I'LL FUCK HIM UP BAD.

>go out into yard with stabby stick
>stab trash
>place trash into bag while yelling GET IN THE FUCKING BAG

Kidnap a girl, knock her up, force her to miscarry and put the fetus down his chimney
If dubs you have to do this or else you endure 2000 years of nofap

>>39265061
So you're going to let them take your honor away from you?
>>39265119
>>39265215
It's not about beating the shit out of people who wrong you, it's about taking care of your own problem.

>>39265215
This. Picking fights instead of calling the cops is nigger tier

>>39264720
Is it a neighbor or just some dick that drives by your house that goes through your neighborhood?

>>39264720
>buy gun (shotgun or hand gun)
>wait in bushes
>shoot them when they trespass
>tell cops you didnt know who it was and thought it was an attempted break in
It's literally that easy you little faggor