No Chance

I was born lazy

>>39264249
Basically actually simply hoping to be original this post here.

>>39264249
Take adderall. Works wonders.

>>39264354
I don't like meds in general and I already have some that would probably conflict with adderall, or add up extra side effects

I have luck. It's either really REALLY bad or just the opposite. Never in between

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Told me to follow passion. Followed passion into poverty and planning suicide. I didnt even follow the biggest meme passions and there was hope but it faded too fast. I hope boomers die by ahmeds and women get back into ahmeds kitchens. I hope jews get nuked into oblivion.

I space out alot, i sometimes create myself problems and get bummed over them, I'm basically a self-righteous entitled little bitch and i hate to admit it.

>>39264204
Depression and low IQ. At least my parents have over million euro in property so I will not have any money problems.

I'm an ugly dicklet with rosacea and a receding hairline, so I have no chance of ever being socially or sexually successful no matter what I do. I'm also constantly disassociated/derealized and I binge eat often because food is the only thing that I enjoy in life. I also have gyno. Fuck ever being born

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>ugly
>dicklet
>manlet
>always depressed
>hard time getting out of bed and being productive
>get too attached to any girl that shows me attention
>comes from a dysfunctional family

>>39264204
>ugly
>no skills/talents whatsoever
>no motivation/discipline
>only get worse at doing things

>>39264204
Realised how old friends are a bunch of fucking traitors and degenerate scum. Caught them in the act and ghosted them all. Scum keep trying to reconcile. I have a 1 strike you're out rule. There's no trustworthy people around now a days. Full of low life swine.

>>39265034
>no skills/talents whatsoever
>no motivation/discipline
>only get worse at doing things
100% your fault

>>39264435
>jump off that bridge anon
>durrrr okay
Your fault

i have chronic prostatitis so my ass hurts all the time and i cant get a proper erection
also im balding
i feel fucked over, im like an old man at the age of 23

>>39264204
family member dying
friends dying/going to jail/leaving me
gf leaving me
oneitis having bf
me leaving everyone else
having bad luck in overall
etc etc...

>>39264435
Are you me, from 2 wks in the future? Please explain your passion?

>>39264204
a lot
99% of people get shitty lifes to start with
some of them work things out and become successful some shitpost on r9k all day for years and blame others for there mistakes

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>>39265140
>friends dying/going to jail/leaving me
>friends

>gf leaving me
>gf

Normie pls go.

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>>39265075
Nobody cares about your normie opinion. Why don't you go cum inside your momma?

>>39264204
I was born with a genetic disease that most people don't normally get until they're in their seventies. Technology wasn't quite there when I was born so they did a bunch of procedures on me that, now that technology is better, prevents me from getting procedures that could potentially fix my issue. Such is life I guess.

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>>39264204

Honestly. Other way around

Should have done so many things differently. Shouldn't have listened to so many people. I should have taken a chance in life. I should have tried.

Instead I gave in to my fears and anxieties and worries and fell into a hole born from ground I rotted away. I fucked life over.

>>39264204
I contracted leprosy.

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>>39265345
iktf same here. Now there is no way out...

>>39265243
Because I'd rather cum inside my gf desu

>>39265308
only true tragedy ITT im sorry anon i hope it gets fixed soon
keep it up homie

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>>39265421
>my gf

Delusions neither pillows or your cousins count as a gf anon.

>>39264204
gave me a social iq of 70 and had me grow up surrounded by girls only compounding that problem. also stuck me with male family members that made fun of me for being interested in girls, so i got insecure about it and stopped.

things are alright though and i see now that women are parasites so it worked out in the end.

>>39265468
>e-everyone on /r9k/ is as big of a loser as me
>r-right?!
hahaha

It made me exist, to feel, to think.

>>39264204
I tried doing 10 push ups a day for a week, but all that happened was the area between my man-tits and armpits hurt a lot. Only got a little stronger.
tfw I'll never be with a muscle girl.

>>39264204
Bad guts.
Constant shits.
I wear adult nappys when outside or else I WILL ruin my clothes.
I can't work because of the pain. I can't date because of the pain and embarrassment.
I'll go to cook something due to hunger, have to rush to the toilet, and feel too sick when I'm back so I throw it away.

Hopefully one day my heart gives way and I'm out of my misery.

Feel like God made a mistake by making me.

balding and a lazy eye

On physical level:
>Pectus carinatum
>Scoliosys
>Cyphosys
>Myopia
>Asthma
>182 cms tall
>4" benis
>only 55 kilograms

Where you add:
>speech impediment (I stutter, I mispronounce and oftenly mix the order of words in a sentence)
>shit humour
>unpopular ideas and autistic interests
>cannot empathise with others or actually get their emotions right unless they are either too obvios or they tell me
>pessimistic nihilist

>look like a turbo normie
>only talk about vidya, manga and waifus

My mom chose to homeschool me but also chose not to indoctrinate me into fundamentalist Christianity like everyone else.

This is a digression but I find it funny that there are homeschoolers who were homeschooled cuz their parents thought schools were too liberal but there's also homeschoolers who were homeschooled because their parents thought their schools weren't liberal enough.

>>39264204
Serious social anxiety and both my parents chose shitty partners after divorcing.

>>39264204
I was a cutfag at birth

>3rd worlder
>poor
>manlet
>ugly
>hereditary mental illnesses
>actual non-meme ADHD

I lost before even began the game.

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>>39266643
Hey bro where do you come from??

>ugly
>manlet
>wristlet
>mulato
>brazilian
>poor
>lazy and undisciplined
>suicidal thoughts

Born 5'6"

>>39266766
You sure was a tall baby

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>>39266753

Turkey

I swear it was originale

>>39266783
*were
origigigi

>>39264204
Life didn't fuck me over. I fucked myself over by spending the majority of my high school years locked up inside the house, playing vidya and lurking / posting on forums and imageboards.
But I've been turning things around. I still have youth left to spare. I still have time before I have to enlist in the military. All I can hope for now is to keep working as a wagecuck and to learn / further develop some of the skills I always wanted to acquire in high school. Then it's the Army for me.

>>39266882
How is Turkey third world?

>>39267111

Why do you think it's not? It's a fucking shithole.

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I probably fucked myself over tbqh. I gave in to my fears, gave in to the bullying and all the things normies said and did to me and became a recluse. Now I'm a 30yo manchild living on disability with multiple mental health problems and starting to believe the creator of this place is only keeping me here to torment me.

It is not my fault I am an ugly 5'10 king of manlets and have a low IQ and talk like a retarded half the time. All the rest of it is. The rotten breath, the spaghetti spilt, dressing like a douchebag, chipped teeth not working myself out of poverty etc.

I'm a normie with debilitating anxiety. It led me to believe something is wrong with me all my life. Finally graduate get a good job, yet fuck up communication with everybody new I meat at work because I start having panic attacks. Feel like an imposter at work that I love because I can't help panic while talking to people even though I think they are really nice

>>39264204
I was fucked from the moment my dad approached my mom in that nightclub.

>>39264204
weird psychological condition triggers gag reflex when my throat is dry. made me quit doing all sports

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>>39264204
>brainlet
>autist
>ocd
>deppresion
>virgin
>bad eye sight
>bad skin(eczema)
>low sex drive
>no zest for life, low motivation
>no skills at all
>neet, although i don't mind being a neet, working is fucking hell

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>>39264204
kidney disease.

Extreme Social anxiety

Abusive parents + babysitters growing up

Chronic depression and nothing resembling self confidence probably resulting from the above

Near Sterile

Ugly

>>39264204
small dick
If I was bigger, my life would have snowballed into a positive direction.

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>>39264204
I was homeschooled by crazy abusive parents and somehow that led to my older brother running away joining the army and now he's going to leave and go to syria to fight ISIS in a little over a year

He's my only real friend in the world, but he doesn't seem to enjoy life and just wants to go out in a blaze of glory. I'm going to join him and document everything because I can't allow his death to just become something distant that happened in some shithole far away. I'm not a soldier and I'm probably going to get myself killed but life can suck my big fat fucking cock because I'm sick of it's shit and I'm not going to let my best friend die alone

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>start breaking out in horrendous acne at 14
>'oh dont worry you'll outgrow it lol!"
>finish high school
>finish college
>work for a few years

when does it go away?

>>39270600
homeschool made me try to join marines but i git rejected then failed everything else.

be proud if him, he's doing something

>>39270701
I'm glad he did what he did, it did a lot of good for our family and me. If dying fighting ISIS is what he wants to do then I won't stop him but I'm not going to let him do it alone

>>39264204
Born black and aspie
Hjb

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I have anger issues and can go from 0 to 100 in a nanosecond. Thanks, Dad.

Also, I'm a manlet. That doesn't help in life, either.

My own inability to control myself to my own pleasures.