Ideal gf thread

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I dont care really I just want to not be afraid to love and be loved.

>17-21
>155-180
>white europe
>movies, anime, manga, music, games, art
>love
>love
>love
>not love
>20/Germany/white/anime

> Her age
teen-24
> Her height, build,general looks
below 5.5, skinny, pale, autistically expressionless face, no dress sense, bad self-done haircut
> Her ethnicity and location
white, straya
> Her hobbies/interests
anything besides vidya
> Why do you want a gf
what a foolish question
> What could you offer
a lot for a robot. money, support, guidance, dominance, strength, and care
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
do as I say and I'll buy you shit
> Deal breakers
anything to do with being far left or sjw
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
Just here to shitpost. No female is going to read this in the hopes of finding a male partner.

met a girl like this once
fucked it all up
never had that chance again

if its not a mirror image of myself in female form I will tell it to fuck off

The most important thing is liking dinosaurs and pokemon

Everything else can probably be worked with

>>39262605
>> Her age
18 or older
>> Her height, build,general looks
I'm not too picky on height, I'm 6'0. I like the messy/lazy style.
>> Her ethnicity and location
Asian, Arab, black or white. I'm not too picky but I do like southern food.
>> Her hobbies/interests
Card games would be great but not neccessary. Really just have fun with whatever you do. If she likes it, I could orobably get into it.
>> Why do you want a gf
I want someone to spend time with.
>> What could you offer
I could offer constant support, I'm outgoing and will always be around to talk.
>> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
Loyalty
>> Deal breakers
I would say hard drugs.
>> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
I'm 21, chubby but working on it, spic in California who enjoys card games.

I already did this and the girl talking to me just kinda stopped

> Her age
16-18
> Her height, build,general looks
Preferably over 5'6'', skinny to average build, pale skin
> Her ethnicity and location
slavic or germanic
, preferably living close to Germany
> Her hobbies/interests
music, weed, medieval stuff, vidya, tabletop
> Why do you want a gf
Because I need to feel another kind of affection than a friendly one
> What could you offer
Asides from obvious stuff like never cheating and shit I could offer access to drugs and going to medieval festival for free, also possibly I'll have my own place next year since I finally have a job
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
Not overly sexual
> Deal breakers
political extremism, any kind of flirting with other people, different ethnicity
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
18, czech, polish, swedish and german, Germany, Medieval Reenactment, getting high, vidya, chilling in a forest or something

>17-18
>around 165-175cm, medium sized breasts and pretty thick thighs, pale skin, some freckles, small nose with a bit of an upwards curve
>japanese or white, i want her to be located near me so it's not an ldr
>reading books (especially fantasy and scifi), anime, other geek culture that i'm not into so she could introduce me to it
>i couldn't offer much since i'm poor, physically weak and have no female interaction skills (not tremendously autistic though, i think) but I could just offer my love and affection, if she has trouble with math I could be of great help too
>I want a gf because I want to give and receive affection, physical and emotional, also want someone to connect to on a more emotional level (generally guys have a harder time opening up like that so it's difficult to have meaningful connections with them ((((platonic tho)))))
>I want her to match me in conversation (not in a tfw to intelligent way but just so we can discuss stuff equally)
>deal breakers include having had a boyfriend, being a non-virgin, being manipulative
>18, mid-eastern europe, white, I like books, video and role playing games, anime, recently been getting into fitness too

you mean to tell me some people post here in hopes that a girl like that will respond? should've toned my ideal down a bit then, nobody is gonna approach a guy who openly says he wants a virgin
>implying it wouldn't just be some catfisher

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THE ART HOE
>18-24
>Above 5'4 below 5'8, pale, brunette or red head, skinny with nice hips shapely ass, small tits.
>White, lightskin blacks. Just westernized in general
>Northeast, Pacific Northwest, or Canada. Cold is comfy
>She's an art hoe. Loves art, pictures, introspection.
>I think it could add some experience to both our lives and be a fun time.
>Funny, can show her a good time, more of a giver than receiver in bed. Smart, and good conversations
>Intelligence
>Promiscuity.

Me
>19
>Lightskin mixed nigger
>Northeast
>Vidya, movies, science stuff, smoking, fashion/ designer clothes

>>39263351
This one is good.

Origamio

Stop making these threads. Girls don't care about us and nobody ever get replies here.

>>39263839
What do you mean by good?
Usually people just call it autistic

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> Her age
18 - 27

> Her height, build,general looks
Shorter or the same height as me (6'0" / 183cm), petite (not that important)

> Her ethnicity and location
White or asian, anywhere is fine, but we need to be able to meet eventually.

> Her hobbies/interests
Anything is fine, but it'd be nice if we had some of them in common (anime, manga, vidya, philosophy, STEMstuff, general curiosity).

> Why do you want a gf
Companionship, affection, to know someone is there when I wake up.

> What could you offer
Loyalty, companionship, honesty, affection. Also I have a somewhat decent prospects in terms of jobs and the like. And people say I

> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
Loyalty

> Deal breakers
Shallow, normie, feels strongly about social justice, feminism, veganism, etc.

> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
27, white, czech republic, see above. Overweight, but working on it.

>>39264083
Exactly. It's the most autistic and pure at heart. This guy will have the greatest hunt ever

>>39264164
Well, I appreciate the (presumably) kind words, stranger!
I hope the rest of your day goes well, thanks for improving my afternoon.

>>39264215
Thanks man, same for you. If you would've hung out in a museum during peak Pokemon go days, you would've found her. I went to a museum and saw all these qts with their phones out looking for Charmanderchu

I don't care as long as she's attracted to my other girlfriends. If she starts acting out of place, we will then ostracize her from our group, with which she will have achieved a form of cameraderie from our aggressive bonding exercises.
She will be devastated and unable to get over us.
She will be annexed for the cause.

>>39264389
My phone wasn't strong enough to play pokemon go when it first came out, I was working really hard to pull myself out of a dark part of my life and my old cell phone died
But it's okay, there is a lot of potential in the future

But how many of you are okay with girls that are mentally ill, destructive, unable to feel or love, have mood swings and are unstable, and lots of luggage cause that's what girls on this board are actually like. Oh and also, they most likely have no actual personality or hobbies.

>>39264638
No different from my previous gfs

>>39264638
I'm perfectly fine with all that. Infact, it's what I desire most in the world. I want a girl I can take care of and nurture.

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> Her age
Anything reasonable, even if orthodox.
> Her height, build, general looks
Same as above except not orthodox, it'd be nice to get in shape together.
> Her ethnicity and location
Europe, Asia, Eurasia
> Her hobbies/interests
As far as I'm concerned, let there be passion.
However we'd best share more than one thing or introduce eachother to different crafts.
> Why do you want a significant other
To have someone you can nurture and cherish, have them wayfare with you through life, without having to worry about getting up on your own from each fall.
> What could you offer
The same I seek in a kindred soul, to be their spark that brightly ignites warmth and comfort.
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
Significance, closure.
> Deal breakers
Workaholism and little regard for own wellbeing, conflicting ideals, virtues, values or priorities.
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
Chaotic melancholic with an artistic spirit, quite the idealist, somewhat of a perfectionist.
Fond of digital art and philosopy with history, literature and singing on the side.
Other than that a lad with 18 springs behind me, striving to become a polyglote.
Oddly enough I'm just as charming and charismatic as aloof and reserved,
for reasons more or less clear I'll have moments, whiles, days or weeks of withdrawl, timidity or passiveness, however by now I can tell that proper support easily bolsters my resolve and initiative.

As for contact, I'll be gald to share were one to ask, discord would've been prefferable, otherwise I'd have to scrub the dust off skype.

>>39262605
hmm it is interesting that your ideal gf in your head isnt your ideal gf at all you actually want someone who is much different than you think
if you find a perfect gf you will sooner or later become bored of her or at least what i have seen in my life

>>39264745
>>39264725
*clears throat*
Which posts are you, asking for a friend

>>39264840
yeah, happens with animu girls too
I tend to like dumb or autistic behaving characters
and also have a soft spot for emotionless girls
but when it comes to 3d I wouldn't like any of that probably

>>39264866
I'm the dinosaur nerd

>>39264866
I'm the spic who plays card games.

>>39264917
Hey ThunderTwig! How have ya been? Been drinking any blue moon lately? How has work been?

>>39264899
autistic girls are really hard to handle they think is cute and you think for a first time but its get really annoying real quick
emotionless girls are really fucked up in the head and please stay away from them they can really fuck you up and they dont even care

>>39265084
Is it okay if I ask for your discord or contact too? Just trying to get to know each other first not trying to collect orbiters or anything

>>39265031
Thundertwig#3700

>>39265102
Hey there, who is this? I've been drinking whiskey mostly lately, and work was a little turbulent for a while, but it's back to normal now

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> Her age
18-26

> Her height, build,general looks
I'm tall af so anything under my height is fine, not morbidly obese or wtfanorexic are the biggest dealbreakers in general looks, though more than a couple piercings are nasty as well

> Her ethnicity and location
dgaf about ethnicity, preferably a fellow eurobot

> Her hobbies/interests
Something beyond mindless media consumption, especially if we can enjoy it together

> Why do you want a gf
Because I'm a goddamn aspie and I meet essentially zero girls I can relate to in my day to day

> What could you offer
Decent prospects(STEM), p handsome, deep voice, generally good guy despite the autism

> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
Understanding, kind, loyal, thoughtful

> Deal breakers
The ones I posted looks-wise; /pol/-tier or tumblr-level political views would be dealbreakers, as would things like severe drug/alcohol/tobacco habits and the like

> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
23 year old white man, way over in NW Europe. Diagnosed Asperger's, studying to have job prospects, enjoys eating well - I'm in p good shape and have a healthy weight because of it. But yeah, meeting people is the devil, so I'm lonely, just reply if you're interested I guess

>>39265200
henlo
contact?

also why is it difficult for u to meet people if ur studying?

>>39262605
> 17-23
>"normal"
>white doesn't matter I want blue or green eyes
>anything. Idc
>love
>anything with music. Riches.
>not be autistic, cynicism, not political, art I guess
>cheating, emotional cheating
>20, Mexican American pretty cool dude, I make music. I love music. Could talk about it forever.

>>39265164
[email protected] is my email. You can email your Discord there or I'll email you mine
>>39265193
Just a friend.

>>39265301
Well, where do you know me from? Why not just say hello on discord?

>>39265340
I know you as dinobro. We don't have each other added anymore

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> Her age
18 plus
> Her height, build,general looks
Smol girl
> Her ethnicity and location
Any but i really like Asians but id love any girl
> Her hobbies/interests
Games anime music shows cosplay
> Why do you want a gf
I just want someone to talk too
> What could you offer
Im a neet so not much
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
Insanity and yandere like
> Deal breakers
Doesnt gimmie attention
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.

6' black hair brown eyes tan usa pretty much same interests i want in a girl

>>39265372
Well, it's out there if you want
Otherwise, have a nice rest of your day, it's nice to meet a friend again!

>>39262605

> 18-35 (although I prefer more mature women)

> 5' 2" - 6', athletic, pale, freckles, piercing stare, long or short hair (no in between), piercings, tattoos

> US, EU, AUS because I can visit the last when I feel like it and I'm not so needy that I'd need her in my area.

> she could do anything so long as she is passionate about it whatever it is. it would be amazing if we shared a common passion.

> I don't actually want one at the moment. I'm working on myself and I don't want that progress to slow down by devoting spare time to someone just yet. it would be nice to be understood though.

> I can offer excitement. I have some thrilling hobbies that I'm sure my partner would get a kick out of watching or joining in on. I'm spontaneous and clever. I can sing really well too.

> unique personality and loyalty.

> unpassionate about anything. dishonest. everything else can either be worked with or will serve to make things interesting

> 22 / white / US / I love the water and being outdoors. I enjoy doing things that make me fear and overcoming them ex. skydiving, cliff diving etc... I have also been told I have the body of an underwear model if she is into that look.

would appreciate some feedback if any of you will look it over.

>>39265443
that's going to backfire so fucking hard

>>39265506
Tbh i like it so don't worry im pretty insane myself

>>39265269
[email protected]

I study STEM, so girls really aren't in great supply

Please do mail me though

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>Her age
17-21
>Her height, build,general looks
Any height, Healthy and fit, or trying to become healthy and fit, no fat chicks
>Her ethnicity and location
White and in the united states, as I plan to move there for work
>Her hobbies/interests
Anything scientific, space and engineering being terrific, but not critical, would adore a gym and vidya buddy, anything else is up to her
>Why do you want a gf
Someone to care for, to care for me, and to give me a swift kick in the ass if I start becoming a lazy shit
>What could you offer
the same as above
>What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
Intelligence and Loyalty
>Deal breakers
Disloyalty, Drug use, antifa-tier liberalism
>Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
White aerospace engineer business aspirant in canada, will likely have at least a 6 figure job at the end of my education, growing to 7 figures when my business plans take off

>18+, 19 would be best age. NO UNDERAGE.
>Biological Female
>Physique does not matter at all to me but I'm most attracted to thicc, I have a straight up bbw fetish too. Pale Skin and Dark hair are also a nice bonus. I see the appeal of all heights.
>History, Videogames, Grand Strategy games would be nice too (if those girls even exist...). Scifi is nice, and it would be cool if we could watch Anime together. When we meet maybe we can build Lego together too
>I want the companionship and love that a gf can provide.
>I'm very clingy/loving and if we have common interests I love having discussions and engaging in activities
>the most important trait is common interests, followed by honesty.
>She MUST be a real Virgin (0 sexual experiences), preferably kissless
>She musn't lie or decieve; Honesty is imperitive.
>No BPD
>No Bipolar
>No Anti-Social PD (No Socio/Psychopaths)
>No history of torturing small animals (see above)
>No Trannies
>No Tatoos/Piercings
>No Cuck shit/Polywhatevever degeneracy

>I'm 19/Male/White
>Kissless Virgin, I want 1 lifelong partner/lover.
>5'7 (170cm), ~120lbs (~54.5kg)
>light brown/dirty blonde hair, kind of a bad hairline that I've had my whole life. Sometimes I cover it up with a longer hairstyle but I will never have a "good" hairstyle.
>Hazel/Greyish/Blueish eyes idk
>shit vision so I wear super strong glasses. I have circular wireframe glasses.
>Been told I look like John Lenon and Harry Potter before if you want kind of an idea.
>Deeply interested in History. I like Videogames, especially grant strats. I like scifi sometimes. I like to collect some odd items here and there. I enjoy some mostly entry level Anime.
>Located in Massachusetts, idgaf where you are if you fit what I want
>NEET, In the process of trying to go through the state to change that.

Discord:
Ryan#2074

pls give a (you) if you add my discord so I know to check thanks

>20-25
>150-170, fit with big tits
>white mediterranean (french or italian if possible)
>movies, science, fitness...
>lonely af
>money, fun nights out
>She has to be witty and smart
>smoking, drugs, short hair, vegan, libtard, dumb
>23, white, french, manlet, interests : sience, fitness, movies, fucking

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Tomoko. In my dreams i always hope someone like her will find me. Originally sad.

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>>39263769
>Mfw I'll never have this in my sad life

Basically a mix of zone-tan and vivian james. Either med - long ginger hair, or short - med black hair.

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>>39262605
>futaba will never be my gf

>>39265887
Tomoko is perfect, I wish I had a girl like her too

>>39265956
Oh, and it would be nice if she was French. (I like the French accent)

>>39265957
Know that feel all too well

>tfw will never be as good looking and chad like akira kurusu

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I want a woman who has independent thoughts and opinions, and actual valid and well thought out reasons for them. I want a girl with unique insecurities and strengths. A girl with enough confidence to be an adult

All women are basically the same when you get down to their cores. They all think and feel the same, even the ones that trick you, the ones who appear to have something different going on, something genuine, they all turn out to be the same. There is no such thing as a unique girl, there's no point in getting to know any because they will always let you down fundamentally, always be horribly uninteresting and conformist.

>>39265887
>>39265923
don't even give up my son
fight on and work to become the best you can be, and your dreams will become a reality
The fulfillment of your dream is directly proportional to your desire to succeed and how much you're willing to sacrifice. If you are not prepared to die, then you are not prepared to live.

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>>39266016
Why'd you have to wreck this thread with that brutal honesty. It was comfy

>>39265993
It hurts too badly. He's surrounded by so many top tier qt's. Futaba is best girl though.

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>>39266016
This doesn't have to be a black pill, my man. There's a certain amount of joy to be had in knowing that as soon as one chick stops being pleasant to be around, you can just move to the next one and it'll be fundamentally the same (as long as you avoid a drug/alcohol addict or literal psycho, of course)

>>39262605
>16-22
>5'3"-5'5", pale, skinny-lil bit chubby, long hair, not a titimonster.
>Asian
>Anime, grand strategy games
>I'm a lonely depressed mess and want a girl to save me from myself
>I'm loyal, if I know you trust and love me I'd be willing to commit murder for you.
>Kindness, innocence, someone I can protect from the evils of the world.
>Being sjw/leftist

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> Her age
16-22
> Her height, build,general looks
over 5'3 (i'm 6'3 so anything under that would make things uncomfortable desu), healthy bmi, brown/black hair, preferably on the longer side, relatively cute
> Her ethnicity and location
white or asian, europe
> Her hobbies/interests
anything really, as long as we have some in common (anime, vidya, chess, reading, sleeping, etc)
> Why do you want a gf
friendship, emotional support, someone to keep me company
> What could you offer
everything above, loyalty.
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
loyalty, motivation, patience
> Deal breakers
smoking, clubbing, drugs, too many (irl) friends, extremist of any kind
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
white boy from europe, decently built (6'3, although a bit on the skinnier side, broad shoulders, ok/10), extremely introverted so it'll take time for me to completely open up and voice chat isn't something i can do right away, interested in everything from vidya to astronomy, available 24/7.

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>>39262605
I just want love, real love, which is unfortunately impossible for someone self-sabotaging and self-destructive like me. I know its cruel for me to get into relationships anymore, but I cant help myself, and I cant help it when I get mean and uncaring. If only I could be honest

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>>39262605
>Her age
18-25
>Her height, build,general looks
5'6 or below, average to thin, a lot of bonus points for modest or cute fashion sense. But looks don't matter too much, it's more about a cute personality.
>Her ethnicity and location
asian or white, US
>Her hobbies/interests
Honestly, anything as long as she's passionate about it, though I do like nerdy interests. A girl that invests herself into her hobbies shows a great deal of character.
>Why do you want a gf
I want to share memories and emotions with someone. I not only want a companion, I want a best friend.
>What could you offer
I want to make a girl happy. Making her happy would make me happy. I'll be there for support, comfort, or if you just want to talk the shit I'm up for that too.
>What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
She's gotta be smart. I want someone I can share an interesting conversation with. Modesty is another big one. I'm not interested in your nudes, if I wanted to see tits I would go to pornhub.
>Deal breakers
drugs, SJW, bipolar, disloyal, dishonest
>Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
I'm 21, I'm a white/flip hapa on the east coast. I love drawing, writing fiction, piano, and studying history. I play vidya and watch anime as well but in moderation.

Where all the bitches at tf

>>39266959
With chad.

Originalio

>>39266959
Who cares? This thread is belongs on /soc/. Saged and reported.

>>39267012
>this topic isn't allowed on an off-topic board

retard

>>39267090
Read the rules, newfag. Contact fagging doesn't belong on /r9k/.

>>39267012
Fuck soc people wtf asshole

>>39263351
>>39263526
>>39264790
>>39265200
>>39265642
>>39266016
>>39266464
you all seem great but youre too far

>>39267147
Where you at senpai? Tell us about yourself

>>39267147
Give it a shot anyway? I really wouldn't mind at least trying, you got a burner email?

>>39267147
are you african or something
europe, asia and NA were listed

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>>39267126
>robots complain about no friends
>try to make friends with other robots
>NO THATS NOT ALLOWED

>>39267240
Make friends? By make friends do you mean find a hookup? Besides, I didn't make the rules you mong. Take it up with the mods if you don't like it.

>>39267284
>be a rulefag with a stick up his ass
>deflect argument with "I didn't make the rules :^)"

go fuck yourself you no fun allowed faggot. Besides, there is a difference between making friends and hooking up.

>>39263769
I've dated a few art hoes and am dating one now. Art hoes don't like your effay aesthetic. They think you're a fag. Classic Levi 511, t shirts that aren't super silky and gay, slim chelsea boots, they don't want to date themselves. Work on being less effeminate and more masculine, I know that's hard for u lightskins drake types

>>39267330
Fuck off, normalfag. No girls want to talk to you.

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>>39267373
>y-you're just a normalfag!

6 feet tall, greco roman, likes baseball, watermelon, and pokemon. Enjoys pegging and saying Kappa in real world conversations. Her brother and I get along but her dad doesn't like me. She cooks the best butterball soup. Also she likes to go on dates on boats and trains.

>>39262605
I don't know. The idea of having a girlfriend, even a boyfriend, is so abstract to me that I realistically wouldn't know how to put it. People post pictures of men and women here or just describe people like they're "x/10" and I honestly have no idea, 10/10s look the same as 4/10s to me, and the only people I've seen rated 3/10 or lower have obvious extreme skin issues or facial deformities. I don't really think "I wanna cuddle a tiny girl with soft skin" or "I wish I could be held by a tall, muscular girl" I just feel sad that I'm never going to be loved. The only thing I'd really want in a partner is for them to not be fat, because my sexual attraction to them, which is an important part of a relationship, wold be extinguished as overweightness just warps to feminine/masculine form.

>18, white, 6'2'', 150lb, England is my city, standard robot stuff + cooking

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>>39267358
It's not possible for me. I've fallen for the vaporwave, sadboys, fashion meme. I get caught in my feelings sometimes. My attire isn't that feminine. It's more like long sleeve ts, basic jacket/hoodie combos and ripped jeans. Also hats. I just want a slightly depressed introspective art hoe, but it's hard for me to get out of my shell, cuz they are the type to never approach or easily reciprocate advances. I just want to share a cig with one

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> Her age
20-25
> Her height, build,general looks
average build i guess, anything below 5'7
> Her ethnicity and location
white and from australia
> Her hobbies/interests
artsy kinda stuff, photography, literature, writing and vidya
> Why do you want a gf
really just want someone to talk and spend time with
> What could you offer
kinda smart, funny, caring
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
appreciative of nature/art
> Deal breakers
trashy personality
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
21, white, australia. i like photography, cooking, music, mmo/story driven games and writing.

pls im lonely

>>39267284
Wtf you no fun faggot we are just posting ideal gfs its not our fault if some people fit the disc and wanna talk! Fuck off!

IDEAL
>Healthy
>Taller than me (not hard I'm 5'8'' come on)
>Red hair
>Passionate about drawing and/or writing
>Kind and compassionate
>Christian
>Skilled at cooking

But you know I'm a virgin loser who doesn't look so sexy so realistically all I expect is
>Healthy
Because I mean, I'm healthy so surely I at least deserve that right? Is that really such high standards?

>>39267147
Ohio, USA
>19

>5'6 160 lb chub trying to change

>white north american with russian in my blood, my skin has a pIale yellow tint like ivory, I have a tattoo of a UFO on my wrist

>I grew up without vidya for the most part, but I can try new things, I like animation and birds ( I have 5 of them)

>to not be so alone I guess

>companionship and the fact that im not a roastie that will steal your money and weigh you down with kids (I dont want any)

>somebody thats interesting to talk to and can show affection

>black, liberal, trying to find the balance between autistic and normie. Normie chads bore me to death but more often than not robots are way too broken to be able to do anything with

>once again, 19 white chub bio female from Ohio that just wants to lay on you while you play video and run errands and do mundane shit while also planning road trips and going to the nature park with you

>>39267165
>>39267168
>>39267172
aaaand of course im a dipshit that forgot to put it all in one post

>>39267767
>Ohio, USA
what part?

>>39267767
I'm from Ohio too.

email me?

[email protected]

>>39267767
Oh you seem nice honestly i doubt id get notice since theres so many more bois better then me but of you do wanna talk you can send me a email at [email protected]

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>>39262605

>25 - 31
>Between 5 and 6 feet, big tots are nice but not necessary
>white, Asian, or Hispanic. Earth.
>Lit, art, philosophy, volunteer work
>Someone to come home to and to love. Being loved is also nice.
>Not much. I have very little free time bc of my job (resident physician) but I will consider you to be my best friend and want to grow old with you.
>Kind, generous with friends/family, and generally patient.
>Impatient, not kind or generous
>28, european/hispanic mutt, Midwestern US, interests: finishing my residency and paying off my $230,000 loans, my cats, cows, late 19th/ early 20th century history, vidya

>>39267767
If youre in the 216 area, hit me up man, I can be super apathetic around you if you want

>>39267809
southern
>>39267822
>>39267863
okay lets talk, cant promise anything though
[email protected]

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>>39262605
> Her age
Ideally my age or a little younger, I've heard half your age plus 8.

> Her height, build,general looks
My height or a little younger. She just has to not be fat. General looks aren't so important, and although I've been attracted to girls with dyed hair, if she has scene makeup then she's most likely out of my league since I don't have a social life and chicks like that are generally very happening.

> Her ethnicity and location
White and near me.

> Her hobbies/interests
I'm not picky about her hobbies and interest, I would just want her to be a unique individual who doesn't mindlessly follow the herd.

> Why do you want a gf
I don't particularly want one right now since I don't have the money to go out to each and such, but if I did happen to date someone...which may amount to staying home and downloading torrents and browsing the internet together it would be to have someone to talk to and for us to expand on and build off of what the other person says and thinks.

> What could you offer
My time, love and ideas

> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
Like I already typed up for her hobbies and interests she would need to be a unique individual. She also needs to support Capitalism and Democracy since I'm starting to suspect most women tend to be Communist/Socialist. She would need to be friendly but not childish like the Anime posters. She would need to have low standards and value friendliness over douche bags and money, since that's who most women go for.

> Deal breakers
If she's too confrontational or tries to be the dom. For example if she tries to one up me too much it's over. Also if she can't take a joke since I like to make jokes when things are uncomfortable or if I don't want to open up.

> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
So is this where we're supposed to realize our standards are too high? I'm a 32 y. o. need who lives in an apartment lower middle class suburb

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>>39267980
Tell me you did not just tried to hook up with underage girls in 4chan

any chics in socal

>16-24
>slightly below 179 cm,/fit/ with sexy girl abs,boobs are irrelevant but preferably ether big(C-D cup) or completely flat
>doesn't matter
>vidya,animu,sports,bikes and cars
>just want some to hang out,cuddle,kiss with.I just want to feel needed
>i have car,house,job and diploma in innovation,that has to count for something
>i dunno tomboyishness,i guess
>she fucked nigger,she is psychologist,she had more then five sexual partners,has kid/s
>21/Russia/white/vidya,animu,sports,bikes and cars

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> Her age
Probably 18+, preferably younger than me
> Her height, build,general looks
Shorter than me (6'1), thin, long hair and large eyes.
> Her ethnicity and location
Asian or white, preferably from the US
> Her hobbies/interests
Books, reading, vidya, stuff I like generally
> Why do you want a gf
I guess it's just natural, to have a female friend to do stuff with I guess
> What could you offer
Nothing honestly
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
Be caring, have a sense of humor
> Deal breakers
Slut, fat, feminist, political nutcase
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
I'm 6'1, short brown hair, dark circles under my eyes, slump usually, skelly, white, 20. USA, see hobbies above

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>>39264790
This made me physically cringe, m'sir

>>39267542
be aggressive in your pursuit of them and hit on them in a dopey alpha way. Be sweet to them without being creepy and not being a bitch. If you highlight their personality by being happy they will like it. They want to borrow your fuccboi flannels just do it my .5 nigga

>>39265753
Damn dude you're smol af.
Also
>circular wireframe glasses
>neet
And you sound like a huge nerd (not in a good way).
Otherwise p great lol

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>>39266751
Hey m-my friend seems to be interested in you... D-do you think you could post your discord? .. For her? Thanks!!

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>>39268657
cup#0353

>>39268257
>probably 18+
Eat shit pedo fag. I curse you with no gf for 3 years.

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> Her age
17-23

> Her height, build,general looks
Slim to average, preferably petite body, small tits, long hair, at least somewhat decent looking but not barbie doll, preferences not requirements, just dont be fat or gross

> Her ethnicity and location
Preferably white, USA

> Her hobbies/interests
Video Games, internet/computer shit, movies, art, generally anything indoors

> Why do you want a gf
tired of being alone, just want someone to actually care about me

> What could you offer
unbreaking, unconditional commitment

> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
honesty

> Deal breakers
social media whore, long sexual history, obesity, retardation (liberalism)

> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests
22. white, texas, hairy/bearded, kinda good looking but also balding and shitty body, socially awkward but its not obvious, virgin, zero experience with women, I like the same shit I listed above, very conservative and down to earth

cant wait for all those responses

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>>39262605
> What could you offer
I'm fucked.

>18 same as me

>5'6 ish, slightly on the taller side, nice butt, good shaped tiddies don't have to be too big

>anything but arab punjabi or south asian cause they gross, no darkies either, light skins or mixed are alright. my city or any of the cities in the province, toronto would be cool

>anime, vidya, weed, not too picky about it

>stupid question

>i drive, i got income, and im outgoing and funny which is more than most of this board can say for themselves

>excessive tats or piercings, shite personality, sjw or far left, needs constant attention

>18 black, south ontario, same interests as i listed before, not too ugly

>>39269063
almost forgot, ball or soccer would be cool interests

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> Her age
18-24, very lenient about this
> Her height, build,general looks
I'm 6'6 and don't really care about height. Must be of healthy bmi and decent looking (4-5/10) though
> Her ethnicity and location
White or asian. Anywhere but preferably nearby
> Her hobbies/interests
At least one or two in common
> Why do you want a gf
Companionship, love, motivation towards self improvement
> What could you offer
All of the above
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
Loyalty, not an alien in disguise (unless she's a cute alien)
> Deal breakers
Crab in a bucket mentality
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
19, white, Sacramento, California. Interests are vidya, anime/manga, carnivorous plants, realistic space warfare, guns.

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Within 2 years of mine

5 flat to 5' 10", norm to thicc, dunno 6/10 minimum?

Don't really care, N. Utah S. Idaho NW. Wyoming

Nerdy stuff (D&D, Vidya Gaem super heroes, general tech, etc.), sports, outside stuff

So I don't look like an autismo cross between a sports chad and a basement dweller. And for the experience, only hug no fug tho

>pic related dunno what qualities that someone would look for

A tom-boyish attitude willing to come along when a hike or an innawoods trip sounds like a good idea.

>pic related I don't see how 2-3 qualities can make or break a relationship

18, Danish-Norwegian ancestry but Amerian for the past 6 or so generations, South Idaho Northern Utah, pretty much the same as above but specifically football, lacrosse and lifting.

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>>39262605
>Her age
20-28
>Her height, build,general looks
over 5', nice boobs, not fat, long hair, wears nailpolish

>Her ethnicity and location
do not care

>Her hobbies/interests
anything productive like drawing, science, as long as it's not "travel and netflix"

>Why do you want a gf
sex

>What could you offer
who cares, this isn't about me

>What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
loyalty

>Deal breakers
smoker, drug users, heavy drinker, obesity, seriously religious

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> Her age
18 or 19

> Her height, build,general looks
Short - medium, 5'0 - 5'6

> Her ethnicity and location
White/US

> Her hobbies/interests
Idk, preferably not a lot

> Why do you want a gf
Idk

> What could you offer
Nothing

> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
Idk

> Deal breakers
In college, smart, outgoing, has any friends or previous relationships, has a job, not a NEET

> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
20, white, US, NEET, nothing

>>39264790
That self description is fucking classic

>>39268599
pls no b rood

>>39262605
> Her age
18-22
>Her height, build,general looks
Short, skinny, small boobs, cute face.
>Her ethnicity and location
White or Asian
>Her hobbies/interests
Games, anime, reading, nature walks.
>Why do you want a gf
I want a slow and cute relationship with the possibility of marriage in the future.
>What could you offer
I'll be a software developer soon so income will be pretty good, I'm pretty good looking and working on getting fit, I may be a bit blunt but I'm honest and loyal.
>What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
Genuine concern for my feelings
>Deal breakers
Not a virgin too, drugs, excessive drinking, and being too extroverted.
>Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
21, white, average height/build, US
I'm pretty calm, I like to spend my time playing games or reading a book and sometimes go out for food or a movie.

>>39262605
> 16 - 27
> 170cm or lower. Petitte build with a nice ass. Short hair. Tomboy fashion
> Latina
> Tabletop, history, books, vidya, anime, cooking, etc
> Because girls are cute and I want a family
> Almost nothing
> A good hearth
> Promiscuity, drugs, tatoos, no sense of humor
> 23 y ld, unemployed college student, latin america, same interest that I ask for, etc

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>>39262605
Her age:
> 18-25

Her heigh, build,general looks
> 5" Small but filled out (flatish chest), dead eyes, comfy cloths not flashy

Her ethnicity and location
> Pale White Russian / German / American

her hobbies/interests
> Music, Physiological deconstruction, Philosophy, fashion, anime, games (mmo's / rpg's not mobas / tf2 clones)

Why do you want a gf
> I'm hitting that part of my life where I want to settle down and have good enough money. I'm starting to notice i'm becoming a bit empty in that area and how much companionship would be a really positive thing in my life currenlty

what could you offer
> I offer life stability, good and stable topics to teach and listen to. I offer a wide verity of opportunities in a lot of art / gaming fields. A good knowledge of how to the man in a relationship from a southern up-bringing. My depressive nature makes me like to randomly give gifts.

what's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
> they have to be mature and not over talkative. Happiness can't be their #1 priority in life. (mature goes hand in hand with having a solid life direction)

Deal Breakers:
> No direction or goals, is obsessed with being happy, overly talkative, cut's themselves (for attention specifically),

Quick Rundown on yourself:
> 20, Male, White, Italian (born and raised in america), Charlotte N.C., professional musician and district manager at F.Y.E (it's a music / movie / merch store). Interested in : Music, Music production / theory , Physiology, Art, PC gaming, game development, Manga / reading. I have a lot of connections in the media world/

I make 2.5k a month but work on games so I make upwards of 15-30k on release month of the game. I currently rent out of a town home that is bigger then the house I grew up in.

Depressed but I deal with it.

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> Her age
18-25
> Her height, build,general looks
Shorter than me (182 cms) is nice. Looks don't really matter.
> Her ethnicity and location
White or asian, NZ.
> Her hobbies/interests
Anime, videogames, badminton, animals, nightwalks, visual novels, JRPGs.
> Why do you want a gf
because tfwnogf
> What could you offer
unconditional love and affection
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
Humility
> Deal breakers
SJW, normie, cheating.
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
23, white, new zealand

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> Her age
18-22
> Her height, build,general looks
5'4"-5"10", Skinny with small tits or chubby with large tits
> Her ethnicity and location
White, Asian, Latina. Anywhere near Tallahassee, FL
> Her hobbies/interests
PC gaming, innawoods stuff, guns n' funs
> Why do you want a gf
I'm want someone to make me happy
> What could you offer
I want you to be happy
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
Smile
> Deal breakers
Supporting antifa or neo-nazis, listing to modern rap, country, or tween emo
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
20
about 85% white (male)
Tallahassee, FL
Computers, Outdoors, History
Probably going to major in Computer Science.

>>39267890
ah, im in the 513 my dude

> Her age
18-21 (Younger than me)
> Her height, build,general looks
Anywhere from 5' to 5-6
> Her ethnicity and location
White/Asian, hopefully in Phoe
> Her hobbies/interests
Anime, Gaming, hockey
> Why do you want a gf
I'm incredibly lonely and need companionship and someone who actually cares about me
> What could you offer
Fairly high GPA in in demand major so decent career prospects
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
Kindness
> Deal breakers
Any sort drug abuse
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
21, White, Columbus Ohio, Gaming, Anime, Hockey

>>39267890

hey I live in your county cool

WHERE ARE ALL THE GUYS THAT LIKE CUTE KINDA FAT GIRLS GOSH DARN !!!!!

>>39271204
I like chubby girls, anon. Do you have any contacts?

>>39271246
yes i have skype but all you know is that im chubby, how will you know if you like anything else about me

>>39271322
That's why I asked for contacts. I want to get to know you. You should try Discord! It's easier to contact people that way.

>>39271246
yo, im >>39267767

>>39271204
I like cute kinda fat girls. I'm a NEET who is unattractive though..

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>see someone else get a reply to their ideal gf
>go red with envy

>>39262605
>18-22

>not fat. slim/fit doesn't matter as long as not fat.

>Preferably Asian, white/hispanic close second.

>US '/ West Coast.

>Any hobbies are fine as long as you find it interesting.

>I want someone to call home... ya know what I mean

>hmm I'm not sure what I can offer, but I'll do my best to be the best me I can be.

>not too dumb, I knew a girl who didn't know about world war 2. Please just don't be that dumb... otherwise uhh neat? I don't need her to be a clean freak, but just don't leave trash everywhere.

>hmmm Fat, Dishonest, Bitchy.

> 20, Asian (Korean), California, um anime, vidya, hiking, reading... that's all that I can think of... history/conspiracies (kinda...mostly just modern History). (fit-ish)

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>20-24
>below 6', thin to average build, pref C cup or larger
>european descent, living near me
>enjoys fishing, hiking, riding pillion on my motorcycle, being a little sweetie to me
>broke up with previous girlfriend because i no longer wanted to be a racemixer
>steady and stable employment of $50k+, love, outdoors, multiple motorcycles, intoxicating personality, friendliness, companionship
>not be a stupid fucking bitch, able to at least feign interest when I go on a tangent explaining a random subject that interests me, willing to reciprocate sexual favours
>being non-white, heavy drinking/drug use, intellectually dull
>22, 6'0 175lb white european, US PNW, fishing/hiking/motorcycles/botany/vidya/cooking

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>>39263542
>16-18
>hm...

>>39271398
>>39271451

i dont have a discord but my skype is verycoolbeanz if u wanna chit chat with a lonely gal

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>tfw no gyaru gf
I really just want a big lewd girl with a bold personality. I don't even care if she fucks other guys for money.

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>>39263769
I'll take one too please.

>>39271403
That's not bad at all, anon. Too bad I don't live in Idaho.

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Another post about my desire for a gf that just wants a gluttony incarnate bf to lose weight together with. Weebshit and artshit is a positive, some form of qualifications in the area of caring for disabled is also good because I'm fucking retarded and also dangerously autistic.

[email protected] is my email.

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>>39262605
>post about my ideal gf once
>actually got a reply
>but by the time I saw the reply the thread was archived and some other guy potentially got in contact with her

What ever it was probably a troll anyway
why can't I have nice/good things happen to me
Pic semi related

>>39271757
i sent you an original message originall

>>39271862
All we have to do is casually turn into Chad, and they'll come flocking

>>39271204
please go to the gym
you are slowly but surely killing yourself through your weight

>>39272242
If she's only kinda fat then she's not going to have any serious health problems.

Trying again though
Original ideal gf
>>39272076
>18 or older
>at least,6ft or taller,semi /fit/ thicc, not ugly
>race and location doesn't matter as long as you're willing to live with me in the US or France if this turn out ok there
>interest can be anything aslong it's not unhealthy obsession tier
>because I want genuine love that last throughout marriage which can only be achieved at a young age in my honest opinion
> I honestly don't know what I have to offer in a relationship as I've never been in one
> loyalty/faithfulness

Deal breakers
>being a slut or cheating
>not being a virgin only a bit into this because of [current year ] but 1 guy is to many for me

For me I'm
>19
>united states
>black
>anime,video games, art, programming >>39272076

>[email protected]

>>39264790
Your autism is very cute, good for you.

>Around my age

>Has to be a good few inches shorter than me, blonde, and decent sized tits

>White, igf where she's from

>anime, videogames, reading, and likes to explore.

>because I should be getting into a relationship at somepoint and I want a relationship

>I can be a loving and caring person, I'm great with animals, I'm... smart? People tell me I'm smart. I'm still in school, so I don't really have a decent job, but I could get myself an IT position and those can pay pretty well.

>she definitely needs to be a forgive and forget type.

>More dominate personalities are a no go for me, people with no common sense also.

>According to my schools official personality test, I'm an INTP personality type. I'm head strong but lack modivation to do things unless I actually want to do them. I'm 20, and I haven't really picked something to persue but I'm thinking about going for a computer science degree. I live In the US I'm white, I'm conservitive/alt-right and I'm into videogames as well as reading, anime, and exploration, and I tend to ramble. Alot.

>>39272260
even being merely overweight has large health hazards, putting significantly more strain on the organs and bones, heart, back and knees in particular, and causing them to fail at a much younger age, with lots of agony leading up to it
being a ham planet just speeds it up and makes it more severe, but it's still the same in the end

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>Her age
22-26
>Height, build, general looks
Chubby. Don't care about height. Glasses are cute
>Ethnicity and location
White, U.S. (Midwest preferred)
>Hobbies and interests
Something creative is a must. I like people who actually produce things and work to better themselves. Tabletop RPGs are a plus, particularly narrative-oriented ones
>Why do you want a gf
So we could support each other and challenge each other to improve ourselves
>What could you offer
I object to this question because relationships aren't transactions. But I will undoubtedly make you more food and cocktails than you know what to do with
>Most important thing
Has goals and is working toward them and going somewhere in life
>Deal breakers
Highly political in any direction. Weebshit. Has unironically used any of the following fonts: Papyrus, Bleeding Cowboys, Curlz MT.
>Quick rundown on yourself
24, white, Midwest, graphic designer. Love cooking, tabletop RPGs (forever GM), antiquing, typography and extremely bitter liquor.

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>>39262605

>> Her age
18-24
>> Her height, build,general looks
5'1-5'11, Okay face and a little chubby are nice
>> Her ethnicity and location
Doesn't really matter honestly
>> Her hobbies/interests
Video games, Anime/Manga, Music, Writing, Art, Computers
>> Why do you want a gf
I'm lonely
>> What could you offer
I'm a tall weeb who likes sports I'm kind of a shit honestly
>> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
Making me happy
>> Deal breakers
Diseases and shit
>> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
18
White
South Carolina
Manga, Video games, Basketball, Building computers, and Writing

>>39263876
It's not a meetup thread though, retard. That's why it's here and not /soc/

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>> Her age
18-24
>> Her height, build,general looks
Either short (<5'4) or tall for a girl (>5'10). Height doesn't really matter to me though. Body type isn't a big issue for me, just don't be obese and it's all good. Just take care of yourself. Short hair on girls is my kryptonite.
>> Her ethnicity and location
No preference, but if I'm gonna be extremely straight up here I don't really find many African women to be too attractive.
>> Her hobbies/interests
It'd be cool if I could have a nerdy gf, someone that can be absorbed by a book or doesn't mind staying up all night talking about philosophy and shit. I just want someone genuine. I just want her to be passionate about anything tbqhwyf.
>> Why do you want a gf
It'd be nice to just have someone I guess? There's no real reason. I'm not rushing into anything here but I figure I may as well make an effort to find someone.
>> What could you offer
I'm really empathetic and really feely if I'm being honest. If you're feeling down, I'm with you until you're feeling better. I'm really loyal. Plus I guess if you fuck up your computer or something I can fix it or I can reach the shit on the high shelves.
>> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
Be a bit cynical I guess? Just don't be really preppy and happy all the time as awful as it sounds.
>> Deal breakers
Don't be extreme anything, don't be overtly religious, don't have a beard.
>> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
I'm 19/m/Egyptian but I live on the east coast of the states. I like fucking around with Graphic Design and stuff sometimes, reading, movies, and vidya are always fun too.

If any girl out there actually is interested reply to this and I'll drop my contact

>>39262605
> Her age

a few years younger than me

> Her height, build,general looks

around my height, slender with cute face, bonus points for brown eyes and straight hair

> Her ethnicity and location

doesn't matter

> Her hobbies/interests

left leaning in politics, at least some interest in arts

> Why do you want a gf

no idea

> What could you offer

loyalty and love

> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have

actually wanting me

> Deal breakers

being loud mouthed bitch

> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.

28, slav, balkans, politics, gaming, films and books, guns and bowling

20-28
brunette/redhead, freckles
white, australia
gaming, anime, watching shit movies and making fun of them
I want to be useful and have someone close to me
sense of humour
i hate people that cant spell
white ausfag wagecuck lives alone 2 cats plays vidya

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>18-22
>thinn, height doesn't matter as long as she's shorter than me
>white
>outdoors, hunting, classical music
>i'm lonely
>nothing, i'm terrible
>must love me and not consider my crippling social anxiety a dealbreaker
>see above
>I'm 19 and i literally don't know how to talk to people. I'm extremely shy.

>>39262605
> Her age
I'm 23 so 18-27 is fine, any older and I would probably be even more of a burden
> Her height, build,general looks
I don't care about her height or weight honestly as long as she isn't a complete blob or pencil
> Her ethnicity and location
Would prefer lighter skinned race but not a big issue, location doesn't matter since I'm in the middle of nowhere and would have to move anyways.
> Her hobbies/interests
Anime, metal, vidya and a decent taste in movies. That's about all I would want.
> Why do you want a gf
Because I want somebody to give my soul to openly.
> What could you offer
I don't really have anything as I'm a poorfag and a NEET. I could talk online everyday though.
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
Willingness to talk to me. I've been ghosted more times than I can count.
> Deal breakers
Being a super jew liberal. If she is triggered by me saying nigger it won't last in the long run.
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
I'm 23, a 5'5" white manlet skelly that likes all the generic nerdy shit like anime and stuff.
I'm also really big into fighting games and looking for provocative movies.

Also I hope the 1 female who may see this eventually has a nice rest of her day with whatever she was doing before glancing over everything but this one sentence.

>>39267373
stop contradicting yourself if you want to insult him

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> Her age
18-25
> Her height, build,general looks
Shorter than me and just not fat. I prefer girls with brown hair & light eyes.
> Her ethnicity and location
White, bonus points if you live in Europe
> Her hobbies/interests
I don't mind, preferably we'd share some so we could do them together like vidya or travelling
> Why do you want a gf
Companionship, someone to be close too
> What could you offer
Companionship, emotional support, sex, friendship
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
Honesty & loyalty
> Deal breakers
Drug user, tattoos, dishonesty, sjws
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
22, 6', white, UK, history, science, getting /fit/

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>>39262605
> Her age
16-22

> Her height, build,general looks
5'9 or shorter (I'm 5'9), skinny, feminine I guess I don't really know hwo to describe general look.

> Her ethnicity and location
white, latino, or asian

midwest

> Her hobbies/interests
it would be nice if I had a gf that was into anime

> Why do you want a gf
I'm lonely and want someone I can trust and cuddle with

> What could you offer
companionship and someone you can trust and cuddle with

> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
loyalty

> Deal breakers
I don't mind some fat, but if you're obese I'm not interested

> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.

19, white, midwest

Anime, working out, sports, vidya, tv/film, I played rugby in highschool, and I enjoy going on hikes

>>39273386
I'll post contact I guess

>kik: max.power.s

>discord: ledunc#3026

>skype: Charles Duncman

Message me on r9k if you want to communicate some other way

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>>39265443
Crazy boi still looking

>>39273477
Nobody is going to voluntarily contact a pedo.

>>39262605
> her age
My age would be nice, but a year younger (20) would be perfect.
> height, build, general looks
Small (5'3", 5'4" etc) but average to large breasts. Skinny, with a girlish face. Pretty eyes.
> ethnicity and location
White ofc, and a few blocks away from me.
> her hobbies/interests
Classical music, ideally contemporary stuff. Books. I'd say travel but women who like traveling are usually roasties. Meat-free cooking.
> why do I want a gf
I want a reason to live and to believe there are still good women out there.
> what do I have to offer
I'm smart, I can have conversations. I listen. I care about other people. I have a wide variety of interests and I try to be the best I can be. And if I love someone, they always come first.
> most important trait for a gf
Intelligence. I could never ever love a person I didn't think was smart.
> deal breakers
Whore. Wants to go out all the time. Normie. Interested in open relationships.
> rundown on me
21, white, Washington state. University student, Music Composition. I like to work hard and do my best at whatever I do. I like tabletop games.

>>39265753
>nothing

as I expected, still sad tho

>>39263769
I literally dated this girl for years and reading your post made me real fucking sad

>>39273520
How am I a pedo?

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>>39262605
I don't want her to be a list of things.
I mean I can say I like this look and that I would like her to have accomplished this, but what makes a person? My "ideal" could end up not being as good for me as someone else I give a chance who surprises me. I don't know. I guess I'm just trying to say there it could end up being insidious. It's the small and unnoticed things that do the most damage in the end

>>39273575
>Her age
>16-22

>>39273678
>jealous dried up roastie

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I'm not gonna find anyone here so might aswel go all out

> Her age
18+, but prefer older than me
> Her height, build,general looks
taller the better, doubt youre taller than me but if you are that's pretty hot, and you can't be allowed to be picky at that height
slim with fat tiddies this is one of the things im not compromising on
dont have car wreck face, anything above 5/10 is fine
> Her ethnicity and location
white no compromise, europe no compromise
> Her hobbies/interests
don't care as long as theyre not memes they pretend to be interested in
the more they know about them the better, i want to have interesting discussions
bitches with cold gaze make me go diamonds, but they have to be smart
> Why do you want a gf
why is this a question
> What could you offer
good dicking, that's about only thing I can actually offer
also nice talks if we have the chemistry
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
chemistry, quick wit, loyality and fat tiddies
> Deal breakers
being overly political one way or another, intellectual dishonesty, gaslighting
unwillingness to be open about everything
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
20
huwhite, memeheight and memedick 6'3 8x6 anywhere between 5-7/10 according to soc, thin with some definniton going
europe
politics, history, technology
cheesy as shit but honestly theres not much else

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>Her age
Doesn't matter.

>Her height, build,general looks
Doesn't matter.

>Her ethnicity and location
Doesn't matter.

>Her hobbies/interests
Doesn't matter.

>Why do you want a gf
I'm frustrated and bored and I feel like everything is pointless. I want to spend all of my time with someone fun.

>What could you offer
Pretty much anything.

>What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
Very good social skills/charisma.

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>>39273826
why would you want a girl with good social skills? what are you, gay?

>>39273850
Because girls like that are by far the most fun to talk to.

>tfw no replies
>I expected it because I'm a worthless human being and made that clear in my post and basically looking for a literal angel to become my gf

>>39274058
which post was yours? asking originally

>>39273678
Yeah I'd date anyone between being 3 years older then me to 3 years younger then me. Clearly thats me being a pedo /s

As well, though I'm looking more for someone I can share romantic feelings with rather then hook up with, in my state the legal age of consent is 16 as well as for the majority of the midwest.

>>39262605
> Her age
18-21
> Her height, build,general looks
5'2 - 6'0, athletic body, light eyes
> Her ethnicity and location
white or hapa, West Coast
> Her hobbies/interests
outdoors, wide spectrum of books, anything really
> Why do you want a gf
i've never had one before and i'd like to see what it's like
> What could you offer
two working ears, occasional banter, commitment, loyalty
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
drive to improve
> Deal breakers
messy, dishonest, close minded, pessimistic
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
18, Polish American living on West Coast, Soccer, skiing, runs/walks outdoors, books (i try to be diverse with my book choices), films, piano, meditation. i appreciate anything that's competitive or thrilling

>>39274092
This one, originally of course >>39272896

>>39263542
>no political extremism

>Not wanting a white nationalist (which is supposedly extremist) Germanic medievalist GF

Faggot

>>39274257
not him but
those types of chicks are usually nutjobs that are either former commies or have daddy issues
i can indoctrinate chicks on my own

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> Her age
17-20
> Her height, build,general looks
Any height, average/chubby is fine, as long as you're a nice individual looks don't matter
> Her ethnicity and location
Anybody from the states
> Her hobbies/interests
Her hobbies can be anything, as long as she's passionate about it and is wiling to go on and on about it, and of course share some hobbies/interests
> Why do you want a gf
Friendship/companionship, emotional comfort, someone who I can enjoy talking to for hours and tfwlonely
> What could you offer
Everything listed above, loyalty, and maybe affection
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
Honesty and being communicative
> Deal breakers
Any sort of hard drug usage, being extreme about politics, dishonesty, too many irl friends
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
5'11 latino from Texas, inept and introverted as heck, but willing to open up and try something new, interested in most stuff, from vidya gaems to studying constellations

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>age
18-23

>height, build, & looks
5'8" or shorter
not muscular or fat (a little chub is fine)

>ethnicity & location
don't care about ethnicity
preferably in the US if not near me

>hobbies/interests
include but not limited to: animemes & vigya (the weeb combo). I play magic so it'd be cool if she'd play with me (not a necessity). Enjoys food.

>Why I want a gf
sadboi who wants someone to be intimate with

>what can I offer
I can kind of cook (still learning, though following a recipe isn't too hard for me).
my meme collection :^)

>Most important trait(s)
being faithful & loyal

>deal breakers
drugs, cigarettes, heavy drinker, tattoos, piercings (though naval piercings are okay in my book), the "tolerant liberal" type, the "I'm a bitch & I know it" type, gold digger

>rundown
20yo white man. Attending college for Comp Sci. am weeb. Friends call me a living shitpost. Trying to get back into biking.

discord is Squigernog#1191

>>39274391
I live in southern commiefornia

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>>39262605
>> Her age
17-21
>> Her height, build,general looks
looks cute, slim with wideish hips, not fat, nice and healthy but not overly active
>> Her ethnicity and location
preferably Japanese but white is fine, uk
>> Her hobbies/interests
anime,older games/non-normie games,cyberpunk stuff, technology manga, similar music to me such as motorhead/judas priest style and eurobeat, likes making things and messing with 3d printers/electronics
>> Why do you want a gf
lonely and want someone to spend time with and just basic human interaction, sure sex is nice and id like sex if we was dating but i dont want to be all about sex
>> What could you offer
emotional support, someone to hang out with, wouldnt cheat, pretty much always have time for them apart from when working
>> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
similar mindset and nice looks, doesnt need to be stunning just not abnormal or ugly, must not be a feminist tier idiot, general dim wittedness i can handle but that liberal shit annoys me to hell
>> Deal breakers
ugly af, feminist/really liberal, closed minded, vastly different opinions and interests
>> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
19 nearly 20, white uk, like anime and manga, retro games, messing with electronics and 3d printing, dabbled slightly with coding but never put much effort into it, building computers,thinking about the future and what itll be like, discussing the feasibility of colonization of the solar system and beyond, cyberpunk, technology

>>39274458
hope i get some replies

>>39274458
fuck im shit at this, forgot to put looking for a female, and im male, not fat

>>39274408
Are you a girl? Hi

>>39274501
>20yo white man
sorry m8

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>>39262605
>> Her age
24-29
>> Her height, build,general looks
Dont care, just dont be morbidly obese
>> Her ethnicity and location
Best would be my country and same origin
>> Her hobbies/interests
Books, Movies, Cooking, Cycling, Trekking ...
>> Why do you want a gf
To fool around with what else, later to have a family
>> What could you offer
Best of slovak cuisine, house in future and my undying love <3
>> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
Ability to not stare at phone all the time, being rational, calm and dont picking stupid fights which lead nowhere
>> Deal breakers
Being morbidly obese (I just cant help but see you die in fifties of heart attack), reckless, lol-partyyy outgoing behavior
>> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
22; white slav; slovakia; books, history (mainly guns and fights), videogames (not really nowadays),cooking youtube channels

> Her age
20-28

> Her height, build, general looks
not really short (<150cm?), thin, qt

> Her ethnicity and location
northern/central europe

> Her hobbies/interests
indifferent desu, maybe anime

> Why do you want a gf
partnership

> What could you offer
love, attention & care
lush living conditions

> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
loyal, pretty consistent sex drive

> Deal breakers
substance abuse problems (ok if there's a want to change that), social justice warrior

> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
25, male, new zealand (latin)
vidya & technology, philosophy

>16-26

>anywhere around 5'

>caucasian preferably, but doesn't really matter as long as she has a cute face and no revolting body features

>vidya medium interest, fashion, art,

>to talk to about our days, sex, and someone to do stuff with when it's socially normal to do things in pairs, to look at and admire

>an average sized cock, devout loyalty, a strange knowledge in the years movies came out

>more book smart than me

>fat, big pancake nips, urban culture

>21, mixed white/native, canada, wanabe skaterchad, plays guitar, plays too much cod, always late for shit.

> Her age

less than 13

> Her height, build,general looks

4'7 - 4'11, barely any tits and ass and has to be kAwaii

> Her ethnicity and location

asian obviously, japan

> Her hobbies/interests

drawing, being a useless piece of shit, making me dinner, giving me baths and be interested in me

> Why do you want a gf

nothing wrong with bein a little close to your sister

> What could you offer

headpats and a lot of "milk"

> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have

be related to me, cares about me very deeply, calls me onii chan and tsundere

> Deal breakers

not blushing whenever I'm within 50 feet of her

> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.

5'9, Japanese, vidya/writing/headpatting

>>39274603
Don't you have 2chan? Why do you browse here?

>>39274603
>less than 13
What the fuck

>>39274629
go back to /soc/ summerfag

>>39265753
>No history of torturing small animals (see above)

Really?!

>>39274603
fuck off larping nip faggot

A lot of these sound similar to one another with small vairiations. Does every robot want the same girl?

>>39269638
Location is a deal breaker?

>>39262605
>> Her age
18-26
>> Her height, build,general looks
5'3-6ft
>> Her ethnicity and location
Doesnt Matter, East Coast preferably
>> Her hobbies/interests
History, Fitness, Drawing, Hiking, Anything really
>> Why do you want a gf
doesnt have to be a gf, friends are nise too
>> What could you offer
im kewl guy B-)
>> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
sense of humor
>> Deal breakers
Overly Political
>> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
18 year old mixed guy in Florida. love drawing, cartoons, vidya, hiking, history, learning how to make music too

>>39275114
95% of women our age fall into this when you take out whores and degenerates

>>39267521
Post contact if ur still here

>>39275206
You're no ugly are you? Just wondering

>>39275114
Pale Asian/White girls that like weebshit and vidya are the female equivalent of Chad.

>>39275449
They're Chad to bottom of the barrel beta males.

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>16-22 (I live in the UK so 16 is legal)
>height doesn't matter, chubby build, not a slob. Not picky about hair but pic related gives my heart a boner
>any race except extremely dark black, UK
>likes artsy stuff
>I want a gf because I want someone to love and share my life with
>I work a wagecuck job but I don't buy a lot of stuff so I have money to spend on a gf
>most important trait is some kind of quirkyness. I can't stand boring generic girls.
>can't have a slutty past. I want a girl with somewhat similar level of experience to me even if she's not a virgin

>I'm a 20-year-old slim white guy. Am a 5'8" manlet but I look kinda cute and dress well. Very much a pretty boy rather than a chad. Live in south-west England and love graphic design and /co/

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I just want a girl that will dominate and love a pathetic robot like me.

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>>39262605
>> Her age
18-24
>> Her height, build, general looks
Either noticeably shorter or taller than me, thin (but not skeletal) and flat/small breasts with long straight hair if shorter, muscular, large bust and somewhat androgynous if taller. Think 5'2 and shorter or 6'2 and taller. Would be good if she was fairly strong even if short.
>> Her ethnicity and location
Most ethnicities are fine except non-jap asians, location Australia
>> Her hobbies/interests
Biology is a must, anime and (good) videogames are good too. Hiking and camping would be fun to do together. Oh and sexually Dom too is a must pretty much so long as it's not 100% sadism, there better be aftercare.
>> Why do you want a gf
I want a dom gf that I can be owned by basically. Lots of lewd shit, lots of lovey dovey shit too.
>> What could you offer
I'm on r9k, do you really think I'd have any worth to offer? I wouldn't want a girl that wanted me for what resources I could provide anyway.
>> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
Superiority and Loyalty. Other good traits are assertiveness, ambition, motivation and wit.
>> Deal breakers
Being promiscuous/having casual sex in the past, lying, disloyalty, being bland or "basic", submissive.
>> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
19, White, Australia, 6'0
Interests are marine biology and nature photography, along with the regular anime/videogames/comics and shit.

Basically I want a girl that's clearly better than me that I can be a support for while she cares for/nurtures me.

>inb4 someone spergs out about my "ideals" being unrealistic

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> Her age
18-24
> Her height, build,general looks
Height doesn't matter, anything that isn't overweight. I have a thing for freckled girls with dark hair though.
> Her ethnicity and location
Doesn't matter either. Preferably Europe but North America and Australia are fine.
> Her hobbies/interests
Doesn't matter
> Why do you want a gf
I want to feel like someone really likes me and that I can make them happy.
> What could you offer
Not sure but I've been told I have a lot of good ideas and things to say when I'm hanging with people I like and connect with.
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
Someone who enjoys the simple things in life and just being with me.
> Deal breakers
Being judgmental and all around mean spirited person.
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
18, Northern Europe, white, blonde hair and grayish green eyes. 6'0/183cm. Slim but not skeleton tier. I like listening to music and getting lost in my thoughts and fantasizing about travelling the world. Also videogames.

>>39271716
I mean, since I'm 18 I think 16 would still be okay for me
In Germany you're not automatically a pedophile for a 2 year gap

>>39274257
I'm a nationalist but not a big fan of extremism, I just want to peacefully do my medieval stoner shit

Why do everyone in these threads have very high standards but absolutely nothing to offer?

>Her age
18-26
>Her height, build, general looks
Height isn't a big deal I do like tall girls though, I'm not attracted to overweight girls and I like brown hair and glasses.
>Her hobbies/interests
vidya, computers, music, tabletop games, animation, and anything really as long as it's interesting and fun.
>Why do you want a gf
I get lonely very easily and don't have many friends. I hope to find someone that wants to spend time with me doing anything.
>What could you offer
I like spending time with and listening to people I care about. I like to think I'm relatively funny and good looking. I try very hard to be kind to people and I'm trying to self-improve.
>What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
If you're not OK with silences or pauses in conversation you won't like me. I only talk when I have something to say and after I meet someone I end up becoming less and less outgoing because I don't have as many questions to ask or ideas of what to talk about.
>Deal breakers
I don't have any hard and fast rules but chances are if you're SJW we won't really like each other. Also If you're too nice you probably won't like me because I can be pessimistic and mean to people.
>Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
Almost 20 in Midwest U.S. white. I like listening to music and playing games I play TTRPGs and card games occasionally. I love computers and am learning about them in college. I am a degenerate with some fetishes I just try not to be autistic about them. Throwaway email is [email protected]

>>39278213
Did you miss the part where it said "Ideal" you inbred faggot? Of course it will look like high standards, that's the point of IDEALS.
>but absolutely nothing to offer
Stop treating men as resource dispensers as if they have to offer something to earn access to your flaps roastie.

I just want her. Nothing more. Nothing less.

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Holy shit this thread is pathetic. Why are you all posting this shit that no one cares about? Why?

>>39278213

This was mine:
>>39269638

I had plenty to offer

>>39278932
Why do you need r9k to find a shitty gf then?

>>39279432
I live in a shit area
been on 5 first dates this summer all shit

>>39279438
wops, @ the wrong person, I live in a shit area, had 5 first dates this summer and they were all shit lords

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>>39262605
>> Her age
18-25
>> Her height, build,general looks
average height, ideally chubby, longer hair
>> Her ethnicity and location
any ethnicity, near me
>> Her hobbies/interests
has to be into anime and cooking, into gaming would be a plus, anything else it's probably best that she have some hobbies of her own as well as stuff we can do together
>> Why do you want a gf
because I'm lonely
>> What could you offer
companionship
>> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
being laid back
>> Deal breakers
promiscuity/too many relationships in the past
>> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
22, white, texas, into anime, cooking and gaming (mostly fighting games and jrpgs)
finishing college soonish then going to work for my mothers company while I work towards getting a meme job in the gaming industry
I tend to be quite at first but once I get to know someone a bit and get over my shyness I talk too much

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>>39278580
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take, I've actually met a couple that met on /soc/ from my area they were both shut in virgins who thought they had no hope, they eventually met up and started dating and are now married. Sure it's unlikely it'll happen to me or anyone else as well but you lose nothing by trying.

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>>39262605
> Her age
18-19
> Her height, build,general looks
175cm, I like it when my chin is on the same height as her forehead, C or D cup, normal weight, ginger hair, brown/green eyes, small cute nose and ears, thin lips, pale skin.
(my former oneitis basically, I no longer love her though)
> Her ethnicity and location
Any white ethnicity, Russia / Canada
> Her hobbies/interests
Don't care.
> Why do you want a gf
Cuddling. Really.
> What could you offer
Idk, I'm sort of smart and know things, working on my bachelor's degree. And girls find me attractive, but I'm too much of a sperg to use it.
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
Not being a typical roastie / whore. Someone who doesn't feel the need to fuck as many Chads as possible before her beef curtains touch the floor.
> Deal breakers
Has had more than two sexual partners before (God, just how low have my standards fallen)
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
19; Russian with some minor European admixtures; Russia; programming, physics, math, recently became interested in politics and related subjects.

Who the fuck cares though? *sigh*

>>39278580
To vent and dream a little of course, you fucking moron.
Get out of here.

> Her age

18-22

> Her height, build,general looks

Height isn't important, skinny with some kind of curvature to her ass. Doesn't need to be big. Not ugly.

> Her ethnicity and location

I'm half black so honestly i don't care, probably would avoid a white girl unless she had a christian father she cared about. Want a black girlfriend, but most black girls act like literal apes. A grill is a grill. Don't care where she lives either, or language.

> Her hobbies/interests

Don't really care as long as she smokes weed. Everyone has different hobbies. I see the appeal of anime gf, but they tend to be slooots

> Why do you want a gf

I want a wife. A gf is just the testing period for wifing. Just to terrified of wifing someone. And girls show little interest.

> What could you offer

Love and very soon a huge financial future streaked in political controversy. I will be the obama of the kkk... Somehow

> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have

Loyalty.

> Deal breakers

Cheating. Can handle anything else i think.

> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.

22, 6'3 half black half white otter, cali (degenerate state i know), sci fi and vidya.

>>39266016
I only developed that when I was 29. The price was giving up friendship with other women.

>>39267930
You didn't state your location.
> She also needs to support Capitalism and Democracy since I'm starting to suspect most women tend to be Communist/Socialist.
I agree with you. While not going full /pol/ I also hate antifags

i want a robot bf but i'm not good for anyone on this place

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>>39281256
>>39267930
>supporting rule by normies

>>39281291
>sure, let's have 10 million deaths due to famine, at least we won't be ruled by normies

>>39281277
What makes you think you're so undeserving?

>>39281277
Old enough to pee, good enough for me.

>>39262605
>> Her age
12
>> Her height, build,general looks
cute
>> Her ethnicity and location
latina but not full blown spic
>> Her hobbies/interests
same as mine
>> Why do you want a gf
as a best friend, to be there for someone who needs a father but never had one.
>> What could you offer
Everything i have
>> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
to love me
>> Deal breakers
smoking and beeing a pain in the ass bitch
>> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
18

>>39281277
You seem to forget that a good portion of robots requirements is a vagina and that's it.

> Her age: 18-25

> Her height, build,general looks: 1.55m to 1.65m, can be chubby or skinny i dont really care

> Her ethnicity and location: Asian, Europe

> Her hobbies/interests: Listening to Metal, play League of Legends, love Philosophy

> Why do you want a gf: Because I want to marry and be a father

> What could you offer: Memes, fluent in 4 idioms

> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have: Being asian

> Deal breakers: Not being Christian

> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.

18,
White,
Portuguese,
Religion, History, Music, Anime

>>39275206
>>39275437
Pho#3892 on Discord.
I just talked about how I've no clue about beauty, but I think I'm quite passable, certainly not ugly. I have been called cute/handsome and personally don't think I look bad.

>>39281426
Even that's not necessary for many

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>>39271712
> Oh, she's kind of cut- OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK BITCH, WHAT ARE YOU AMISH?

>>39281426
>ask those anons what they'd do if a girl that looked like Gabourey Sidibe called him cute/asked him when he's free/etc
>they never reply
Why is this?

The only thing I want is a girl that has a personality like the girls in my chinese cartoons. That's literally it.
Too bad that will never ever happen.

>>39275449
No they arent. Thats Stacy.

>>39281277
What are you like? Hobbies, appearance personality etc

>>39278213
It's called ideal gf. These are not minimum standards. Idiot.

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>>39262605
I want pic related, but i really doubt ill ever find her.

>>39262605
age?
couple years younger

height, build, looks:
little below average, skinny, some ass appreciated.
Straight hair, dark reddish brown or ashy blond
pale, freckles,
>looks back at OP
prety much that

Location?
My house :^)

Hobbies?
creative
not just visually or literary, also in ideas and openness of mind
>but anon those aren'-
it's my imaginary gf, shut it

would could you offer?
>worst question of my life
I'm pretty good looking I guess, intelligent, really open and very good at visualising

most important thing:
for the whole to exceed the sum of the parts in whatever way accomplishes this the best
I guess her having the same mindset counts as a trait
creativeness and energy if youre gonna be autistic about ti

deal breakers?
No whining, if you've got a real problem i'll take it seriously

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flesh is pig disgusting.

>>39283890
This can't come soon enough. Put a cuteboy psyche into a female body and I'm sold.

>18-24

> 5 2' perfect ass, c-cup tits, pale blue eyes, dyed blue hair

> rus/jap combo

> reading, vidya, sleeping, fucking

> i have not been emotionally open with anyone for 6 years and i have antisocial personality disorder. I just want to be intimate with a girl that i can vent all of my stress with and heal my emotional damage.

> work IT and have 300k in crypto currency. really good in bed

> honesty

> lying

> 5' 11, white, /fit/, anime, vidya, guns, drawing.

> Her age
18-24.
> Her height, build,general looks
Below 5'8", thin or athletic, pretty.
> Her ethnicity and location
Black, England.
> Her hobbies/interests
Active, healthy hobbies like cycling, running, swimming and hiking. Cooking / baking would be good too. Anything else is a bonus but no spiritual bullshit.
> Why do you want a gf
Loneliness.
> What could you offer
Housing, money, caring personality, healthy lifestyle, good cooking.
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
Loyalty.
> Deal breakers
Fat. Don't become a fatty and we're good.
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
22, white, UK, sports (rugby, tennis, snooker, chess), fitness (gym, running, cycling, swimming all regularly), travelling, cooking, anime, etc.

Ideal GF:
>Age: 20 Aeons
>General Looks: 500 Ton Chaos God, Literally Shaped Like A Sphere, 100 Eyes, 50 Mouths
>Ethnicity and Location: Ethereal, Lives Everywhere and Anywhere
>Hobbies: Devouring Starbound Souls, Waging War Against the Shadespawn and Second Earth Conglomerate, Interior Design, Travel
>Why: Because You Asked Me to for a (You) OP, You Cum Gargling Faggot
>What Can I Offer: I Can Offer You This (You), You Normie Trash
>Most Important Trait: Okay with My Schedule and Introverted Nature
>Deal Breakers: Not Okay with Guys' Night Out
>Rundown of Myself: I Post on /r9k/

>>39281277
Sometimes its okay to try and just be friends if you don't think it will work
I'm as happy to be friends with girls, really

> Her age
18-22

> Her height, build,general look
4'8-5'8, I dated a girl that was 4'8 and that was greatest shit ever, i miss her

> Her ethnicity and location
white i guess idc, nyc

> Her hobbies/interests
reading, vidya, music

> Why do you want a gf
I don't unless i really click with them

> What could you offer
pretty well off, I do mma so im fit and can defend myself, im loyal and down to spend a lot of time together. idk really i hate myself lol

> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
loyal

> Deal breakers
not loyal, gotten my heart broken way too many times my dude

> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
20, white, nyc. I compete in mma and bjj, I'm not really happy most of time and I have trust issues. 5'11, listen to too much music

>>39262605
>Her age
25 - 35

>Her height, build,general looks
~5'6", 150 lbs., long brown hair+brown eyes, doesn't shave

>Her ethnicity and location
White, USA

>Her hobbies/interests
Anime, nature, music

>Why do you want a gf
Um.

>What could you offer/what I want
Attention and reformation

>What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
Open and honest

>Deal breakers
SJW

>Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
I'm describing myself :^)

>>39264866
Hey, I hope you're alright
Take care of yourself if we don't meet again

> Her age
19
> Her height, build,general looks
6'3" Amazonian build
> Her ethnicity and location
Japanese ethnicity, her location is next door to me
> Her hobbies/interests
Exactly the same as mine down to the last detail
> Why do you want a gf
The same reasons as everyone else. Love and companionship
> What could you offer
Irrelevant. This is an ideal gf thread
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
I want her to be a billionaire
> Deal breakers
Not being literally ideal
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
No