Can you think of 3 reasons not to kill yourself?

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>>39262557
>Goals
>Debt
>Drugs

>>39262557
My mother, remake of resident evil 2. Thats all im pretty fucked.

>>39262557
>my parents would be sad
>
>

I can't

>>39262600
>remake of resident evil 2
>implying capcom is even going to make it that far

1. might screw up and survive and now with bonus hardship points
2. ?
3. ?

>>39262557
> possible diamond/pearl remake
> I'm a pussy and scared of pain
> fuck

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>>39262557
>my dog
>vidya games
>parents

>>39262557
>might not succeed in killing myself
>the aftermath of my death
>i'm still quite young
that's about it

1. Ive still got the better part of a gallon of rum left
2. Buying a firearm is extremely difficult for felons
3. I don't trust any other method of suicide to not leave me a vegetable

>I've yet to read thousands of book I'd like to, and to write hundreds of stories
>Every day that goes on the world becomes more fascinating
>I've got a loving girlfriend and family

>>39262557
>i want to have a family
>i have not yet fulfilled my dreams
>i have friends and parents who would suffer

>>39263809
>everyday that goes on the world becomes more fascinating

Are you on drugs or something?

>Cumming
>Drugs
>Life is too short anyway, why end life now when you could see what happens, you could fuck a model tomorrow or something

>>39263847
No, I've just been lucky enough to read Spinoza and other philosophers, realizing the utter unlikeliness (and antithetical, but existing, inevitability) of every event in this world/universe. I can't understand how people can maage to not be mesmerized by the implied history of accidents and coincidences that goes on behind everything that surrounds us.

>>39262557
>Friends
>Happiness
>Small possibility of gf in the future
inb4 normie
inb4 reee

>I'm a
>big
>coward

>>39263907
I wish you good luck with both keeping what you have, and gaining what you wish you'd have

no but i wanna die i actually do but i live with my parents and they always wanna know where im going and even if i went someplace to do it i dunno where id go. and doing it ahome would just be asking for everyone to hear a gun. also what if i dont die?

honestly i dont want tobhave to be the one who pulls the trigger its too tense for me to think about what could happen. Im not even trying to blow smoke but if i could find someone cool irl whod be okay with unloading a box of shotgun slugs to the back and sides of my head deep in the woods and id dig a grave there. that would honestly be fucking great but where could i find someone to do it?

>books
>music
>too much of a pussy

>>39262557
>anime
>manga
>light novels

it pisses me off that a hot girl i went to school with tried to kill herself with pills and endednup gettibg her stomach pumped but meanwhile im too pussy to blow my brain out and possibly risk being a vegetable

how do girls grow the balls

>>39262557
>I'm stubborn and want to see where this wild ride goes
>don't want to hurt family
>still have a dwindling sense of hope

>>39262557
>My dog (my bestfriend)
>Nice scenery
>My parents

I have 14 days to enroll at college (again), but I am terribly scared of going back there. I've decided that if I haven't gathered the courage to do it by then, I will kill myself in October.

>>39264550
Why do you feel so, anon?

>>39264155
Your reasons have been rejected. Time to go.

still not have accomplished enough

My girlfriend
My job
My friends

>tried
>but
>failed

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>>39264642
Oh wait, nevermind, I don't have those.

>>39264642
Oh well leave then hehe.

As for me.
>guitar playing
>music
>memes(?)

>>39264563
I've been hurt badly two months ago, and I don't want to feel that pain ever again, so back then I decided I would kill myself within 3 months. Now, two months later, the pain is not fresh anymore, so my mind is telling me to move on and try to fix my life, but when I think about something like that happening again I lose all motivation. So I'm stuck here, at least for the moment.

>fear of failing to actually kill myself
>fear of the process of death (e.g. pain)
>fear of whatever happens after death

>>39264696
There's nothing to be said that wouldn't sound like a meaningless platitude - my only advice is to try and cautiosly, precisely define the "limits within which a thing could happen", where by "thing" is meant the hurt that you received. Things happen, usually, within a context; if you manage to displace yourself from that context, and similar ones, you could reasonably hope not to have something like that happen to you again in the near future. Now, this doesn't mean forsaking that area of life - just isolating it, trying to not experience it before you feel strong and resolute enough to face it again. I wish I could help you more.

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>>39262557
Quality music from the past
Jonathan Brandis
Jesus

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>I still don't have all the achievements in portal 2
>dog would be sad
>parents would be sad
I'M ASCENDING FROM ROBOTHOOD

>>39262557
>my cat
>I wanted to lose my virginity first (giving up on that one)
>...drawing a blank

I'm literally living on hope
That I can have a family
That I can start a band
That I can live for God

Nothing in the present, on this earth at least, is worth living for.

1. I'm almost at my goal weight
2. qtpie girls at work
3. I want to play Death Stranding first

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>>39264550
do it pussy as faggot

Mom
Dad
Inheritance

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1.Family
2.Pockets of happiness/content with media releases
3.ZG in four weeks

>>39262557
The pendulum is about to swing in the other direction. Those who held out will be rewarded.

>>39263809
>loving girlfriend and family
Why the fuck are you here?

>>39265678
ha ha no
we haven't even begun to see difficulty yet

>>39262557
>fear/pain
>not existing/the fact that anything is better than nothing
>my money and internet haven't run out yet

still get boners

anyone? any thoughts or advice
>>39264190

>>39262557
Actually, NO, NO and NO

I cant

>>39262557
>being a much worse problem as a dead
>no heaven
>no more anime/vidya

>>39262557
>Ambitious goals I'm working on everyday to fulfill
>Supportive family
>My two good friends

>>39264642
i find this more relatable than all the people with caring relatives.

and I have neither.

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Good music
Good anime
Good porn

All of which I foresee in the future

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would upset my parents (although I guess I wouldn't be around to feel guilty if I was dead)

I want to know how game of thrones ends

some tiny, tiny part of me hasn't died yet and thinks things might get better if I just wait it out long enough

>>39266756
don't you paint murals and stuff for thousands of dollars, the fuck are you depressed about?

>>39262557
>video games
>
>
Shit.

>false hope
>i might go to the bar
>hmm.. nah I think I'll live to die another day