/britfeel/

https://youtu.be/CD8FaeYPk9o

comfy instrumental for thread theme lads

Have any of you heard this absolute corker of a song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4p_WxAA-OcQ

The video is just as good

>>39262463
Jesus ebin get a proper bed

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>Ebin's living space

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbkOZTSvrHs

Got kind of a step brothers situation going on lads where my brother in law treats me like a compete retard. Can't stand him, whenever anyone mentions me to him he sighs. Just hurts desu, i've only been welcomong to him. Forced interaction with normies kills the robot.

>>39262485
>cum sock
classy

>>39262485

Good job for posting, we almost could have missed this

As Salamu Alaykum brothers, may Allah's light shine upon all anons who post in this, his thread. In'sha Allah!

>>39262485
there's nothing wrong with it now, I cleaned up

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>>39262483
I suggest you stop running your mouth right this moment, lest you want to deal with unforeseen... consequences.

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Straight, employed millionaire

>>39262485
>Ebin might as well be sleeping on the floor
Bloody hell get a bedframe

>>39262508

Aren't you gonna get a proper bed now?

>>39262485
Where's the pillow case, and the mattress cover and the duvet and duvet cover?
Ebin are you as bad as the Chinese?

Which animes do people argue about regarding which girl is best?

>>39262485

Good for the back that, I approve.

>>39262519
I'm a fan. I just want what's best for the boy

>>39262519
Haha who are these people in your image? Care to explain?

>>39262535
not enough room, this thin mattress only fits when I move my computer chair

>>39262508
What do you mean there's nothing wrong with it? You don't have a bed. You don't have any sheets. You don't have a pillowcase. You don't have a duvet with a duvet cover.

>>39262417
>wagies should be asleep
You've never truely lived the wageslave life if you think this. What you do is stay up far to late even when you're really tired because you know when you wake up you have to work again. Then youu're always tired

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>>39262520
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHA this got me good lad

>>39262520
>making fun of someone who lacks awareness

would you make fun of a blind guy for not being able to see ?

>>39262520
kekd hard lad, nice work desu

>>39262551

Can you draw a floor plan of your room

>>39262551
Why do your parents cage you in a mouldy room with no room for a bed?

>>39262563
he gives it enough to other people stop treating him like a child

>>39262563

If you really need to ask that question you need to lurk moar.

>>39262563
https://youtu.be/E781QE7ZQK8

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>>39262551
Ebin I dont have a bed frame but I sleep on a proper mattress at least.

>>39262563
>someone who lacks awareness
I know this is just bait but if there's anything Ebin doesn't lack it's awareness. He knows his situation full well

is there any realistic way to get euthanized?

>>39262563
I have awareness, I'm just making the best out of what I have

>>39262577
alri doxxanon

>>39262588
I have a foldout bed that the mattress came from but the wood hurts me and its more uncomfy than the floor

>>39262609
I'm going to try buy a small one, I was going to buy a mattress topper in tesco but they didn't have any today

>>39262591
he is autistic though. what is your excuse for being a mong?

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Milk Cat 160

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>>39262626

Don't cancel appointments

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>>39262542
Oreimo
TWGOK

>>39262609
neet rooms truly are fascinating and disgusting. i think you could make a photobook of them

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>>39262555
>yfw you realise that Ebin rested his face on this without a pillowcase every night

>>39262626
share needles with a junkie

>>39262628
>I have awareness,

no you dont, you were diagnosed as autistic.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtua4Vr90Yw

>>39262645
>tfw you'll never be put down in a humane way by a serial killer doctor

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>>39262645
LITERALLY what was his problem??

>>39262417
what about late shift wagies. I didn't finish till 9

>>39262675

fair play mate, you have some fucking shit taste

>>39262665
Ebin is incredibly self aware, going to need to see at least level 5 bully clearance if you want to proceed further with this.

Alright Sophie poster

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjTp0lfcgEE

>>39262625
>He knows his situation full well

autistic people can know when they are in a bad situation. he lacks awareness when it comes to communicating.

>>39262628
>I have awareness, I'm just making the best out of what I have

I'd totally understand that if it was true, but it's not. You could make much better out of what you have, you have thousands in the bank.

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>>39262683

Primrose was seriously punching above her (very ample) weight

>>39262417
I've always wonder where do you get all these OP pics.

>>39262739
Watched a documentary about him the other week, didn't he knock her up and then basically settle for her? He could have done much better

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Shippyanon - Did Shipman ever show regret or remorse for the killings?

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would you have fucked harols boipucci?

>>39262563
Who is Chris Chan?

>>39262702
>Ebin is incredibly self aware

you need to lurk more. anyone that has seen his "debates" can see full well that he lacks awareness.

>>39262743
gchq was kind enough to make them for us

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>>39262680

>47 year old robot tells Shipman of his woes
>Shipman puts him out of his misery

>>39262715
IT IS OUT MONDAY (I think) AND I'M SO EXCITED IT IS GOING TO BE 20 MINUTES OF CRINGE BUT I DON'T CARE
>>39262562
>>39262566
haha thought I was going to go (you)less, thanks for the sympathy

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>>39262743
Milk Boys 2

>>39262743
they sprout out of the op image tree

>>39262768
>getting worked this hard by Based Big Bants Ebin

>>39262654
I thought he had a pillow case on it, so it didn't seem as bad.
Jesus Christ Ebin.

>>39262759
>just inject yourself bro!

>>39262636
not him but a fair few of us are on the spectrum

>>39262773
How'd he kill him?

>>39262759
Those are some big caulliflower ears

He'd definitely be a top though

>>39262715
>video without James Cordon
Don't need to watch it to tell you it's the best thing to ever come out of the show.

>>39262758
Not him but pretty sure he didnt.

>>39262758

I don't think so at all. Initially he sincerely thought he was doing a good deed (and basically was) it was such a slow progression from euthanising people on their deathbed, to killing healthy people almost at random.

I think his mind just got warped so badly from killing all the initial people that he was emotionally dead by the end.

>>39262408
Autism is not a disability in law https://planetautismblog.wordpress.com/2015/02/01/aspergers-and-high-functioning-autism-a-disability-in-law/

>>39262791
>suggesting that someone lacks awareness mean that you're offended by them

calm down laddy

>>39262768
Ebin is a master of deception. He's stringing everyone here along.

Well I've opened all the resources to do what I need to, now I just need to start.

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>>39262807
>how did he kill him?

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>>39262715
Maisie isn't wearing her seatbelt correctly

>>39262836
don't tell them

>>39262759

He looks like he could have played a good James Bond there

>>39262793
That's what I thought too, for my own sanity at least. But new pic shows his pillow without a pillowcase so he obviously just doesn't use one. His story just gets worse and worse, a child of neglect. Oh wait he's 24 fucking years old

>>39262835
I'm not saying you're offended, he's just playing you. Notice how his blog has been lately, he knows what gets a reaction from us.

>>39262829
he isnt high functioning. he has never had any friends.

I passed out at a party in Camden and Richard Ayoade fingers my desusan AMA

>>39262807
A lethal dose of newfag

>>39262807
This is a level of new never before seen in the world of /britfeel/. I'd leave now before Kev gets back. He won't be happy.

>>39262836
This.

Ebin is actually an extremely sucessful socialite. He has a 1st class degree in economics from UCL, lots of friends, fucks at least one girl a week and has his own large house.

He's just a fella with a weird fetish for convincing people on 4chan he's a neet, and convincingly so.

>>39262807

He had such a wide and varied catalogue of methods that we will never know the answer

>>39262851
we all know what power you serve ebin, don't forget who gave you your power

>>39262775
Not even sympathy, genuinely haven't laughed that hard in fucking ages. You always produce the best OC lad

Are you celebrating tonight?

>>39262463
wtf ebin you totally have room for your pushups, just move the mattress out of the way/rest it on its side

>>39262807

I don't think it has ever been so easy to spot a newfag

>>39262824
What do you think about the connection with his mum taking morphine for her cancer? There's definitely something going on there

>>39262849
>>39262897
>>39262899
>>39262903
Geez guys, I set you up to say lethal dose of morphine for the bantz, no need to get hostile

>>39262932
Thanks lad.
Ate a cookie, might have an early night like the madman I am

>>39262960
Your level of obliviousness seemed genuine. Maybe you should take up acting.

>>39262875
Having no friends is not a disability. Being autistic is legally not a disability.

And he is high-functioning

>>39262985
I was going for that "Was thrown out of gregs for being racist" "What were you thrown out for" thing

>>39262989
>And he is high-functioning

how is he high functioning?

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Lads post your bedrooms.

>>39262989
My nephew is autistic and he's definately disabled considering he runs around screaming and shitting himself and still barely talks aged 11

>>39262892
Always suspected Ayoade was a diddler

Did you enjoy it?

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>>39262902
>tfw got an offer from ucl but turned them down for memebridge

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>>39262957
I'd say it was definitely the initial factor that sent him down that road.

He has just a placid trustworthy face though, how could you turn down that flu jab when harold knows best?

>>39263038
You wouldn't have made the offer anyway with BBB

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>>39262962
WAHEEEY ABSOLUTE MAD LAD

>>39263012
He can speak, he can write, read. Have you ever seen a low functioning autistic person?

>>39263016

Yank detected from that pic

Why do you think people on R9K in particular are obsessed with serial killers? Bit strange desu.

>>39263017
He's not disabled just because you say so. The law says he's not disabled, so he's not disabled.

>>39263012
Low functioning is where you need constant supervision and need to wear those tard helmets to stop you from hurting yourself. Ebin is high functioning

>>39263031
I did actually, his fingers were cold yet nimble. I could tell it wasn't his first way around a rectum.

He stroked my hair and tucked me in using some blanket he'd found after too.

>>39263072
this place is a bit strange desu

>>39263061
Yeah, that's true, I wouldn't have

>>39263070
If you are talking about the plugs, it's a converter block so I can use electronics that I've bought for much cheaper prices on American websites.

>>39263078
His parents get bennies for his disablity. He's offically disabled.

If ebin isn't disabled, can we give him one?
I vote we kneecap him and put him a chair that we will call the mouldmobile.

>>39263143
Already on it.

originally.

>ate a few soggy fries and now worried I'm poisoned and frantically searching for infomation on the place that sold them

ah yes

>>39263161
do you drive a black mini?

>>39263078
>>39263069
but he gets enough money off the government to live. you lads sure there isnt a mid functioning? high level autistic people are relatively normal, just a bit weird. Ebin would be considered an absolute freak to anyone normal

>>39263078
>o. The law says he's not disabled, so he's not disabled.

ASD is a developmental rather than learning disability. It is however most certainly a disability and those affected by it have access to the full range of benefits and protections available to those with more traditional conditions.

>>39263080
>tfw no daddy Ayoade bf
Sounds comfy lad, I'm glad you enjoyed it

>>39263170
To be fair it has a food hygiene rating of 1. I had a look at some of the places near me, scary how many that I've eaten from had a rating of 2. Only the chinkies had 5s, might have to try those

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>>39263072

/r9k/ has had an obsession with Elliot Rodger ever since the day of retribution. Naturally because he is very relatable to a lot of people here.

Personally I think Serial Killers and Mass Murderers (boring 10 a penny Jihadis excluded) have very interesting lives and backstories. It's a very rare thing, so to get someone to that stage they must have had a very unique and interesting life

>>39263174
Well its a spectrum so yes there's lots of different levels. Ebins life conditions ate quite bad but i don't think its right to say its a direct result of his autism. Lots of neurotypical people end up in bad situations in life as well.

>>39263200
you reckon its too late to puke them up? its been about 7 minutes

>>39263208
Except Elliott had a normal if not privileged life, he was just a whiny entitled little cunt

>>39263208

The literal king of fail. His life was a farce.

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>>39263232

Fucking christ Ebin, don't go down this route. You've been doing so well this week

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>>39262417
surprise surprise 143

>>39262892
is he going to be on big fat quiz of the year this year

>>39263232
Damage is already done desu. You can puke if it makes you feel better though, ask Tilde for tips

fuck sake lads, just got terrified by my own reflection, thought it was an intruder in the garden

>>39263261
Its not because of the calories, I think they're going to make me ill

>>39263278
can I die from chips? I had one whole chip and chewed on several ends

>order bepsi max from takeaway
>get full-fat coke instead
ffs why even give the option

>>39263208
I can see how Elliot can be interesting but I've never found him that relatable. To r9k, maybe, but not so much britfeel. He's very much a Pepe, and this is more of a Wojak thread

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Haha look at these mad truck boys

>>39263274
Yes!
He whispered in my ear that he's going to wave to me on camera by wiggling his middle finger directly at the camera man, just as he wiggled his finger up my rectum.

Thanks for the question.

>the bitcoin I have but can't access is now worth 550 pounds

bit pissed off

>>39263286
>can I die from chips?
One of the few questions that has left philosophers and scientists alike fumbling

>>39263314
why can't you access it lad?

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>>39263038
TOP
UP
FEEEEEEEEESSS

maybe you'll have it paid off by 2030 lad

>>39263213
i would agree if he had friends when he was younger. i know lots of lads brought up in shitty living conditions and they are still never completely socially inept. its not just his living conditions, it is everything. i know a number of people who are high functioning and they are not as odd as ebin. i have lived on a council estate my entire life so i know quite a lot of shitty families and i have never met or heard of a lad as fucked up as ebin.

>>39263301
>its actually them
Where did you find this lad?

I don't even know why my brother is even here, he never comes up here and randomly bursts into my room with a box of chips. It still fucking stinks of chips in here just after i'd cleaned my room, this is an unplanned disaster. My stomach already hurts

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>>39263337
Look at them, they're so quirky and random!

I finally properly talked to the tranny at work

Though it involved a third person and at times I felt on the outside looking in

>>39263336
The weirdest thing about Ebin is that he says his parents care about him, but look at how they let him live. Look at where they allow him to sleep. They are keeping him as a child but not looking after him like a child. What the fuck is wrong with this lad's mum and dad?

>>39263348
Ebin shed some light mate.

Me and my mates got mugged by a bunch of african immigrants earlier lads just got home from the police. They didn't take much except the drink we bought from Tescos but bloody hell, when they pulled out knives I wasn't going to risk getting stabbed for some booze. Weird experience though.

>>39263303
it should be me thanking you
thanks for answering RichardAyoadefingeredmy desusananon

>>39263348
A purge might relieve you of those horrible germs. You would get away from the smell in the loo too.

>>39263364
No one cares anymore, we have Ebin now. He's the white version of you, except he isn't a sex offender like you are.

planning on starting a religion with ebin as the God. Who's in?

>>39263368
>What the fuck is wrong with this lad's mum and dad?

his mum and dad are the reason he is so fucked. anyone with an autistic child would not them live in the same conditions as ebin. he should have went to one of them special schools and got a lot more help throughout life. his parents have been neglectful of his needs.

>>39263401
How many holidays do I get?

>>39263348
you're probably dying lad
do you think they can put you in the same plot as your grandmother for cheap

>>39263401

I've already considered praying towards filey

>>39263358
Take it that this is what people get upto in america when you can't go the pub.

>>39263383
No he needs to smoke a cigarette to smoke out the germs

>>39263400
Don't need you anymore either

I have friends at work, I talked to 6 different people socially

>>39263405
There's a public holiday once a month in which people have to take a bath.

>>39263410
Yes, we shall pray towards Filey. Once a year many Ebinites will make a pilgrimmage to Filey to touch the mouldy war. Some say it has healing powers.

>>39263429
Tell them about your sex offences and see if they are really your friends.

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>>39263374
>weird experience though
Should have thanked them for culturally enriching you lad and then sucked them off

>>39263439
>once a month
No thanks, maybe once a week and we'll talk.

>>39263429

Fuck off then, I'll admit you had a very good run, but you're just some annoying nobody who we don't care about now

Sincerely wish you the best of luck for the future though

>>39263421

That and incestuous buttsecks, yes.

>>39263441
That's coming

Told one guy I was expelled from uni and he's looking for info

>>39263439
>Once a year many Ebinites will make a pilgrimmage to Filey to touch the mouldy war

Some of us already have our pilgrimage planned

>>39263447
Lmao rape is hilarious when it happens to men

>>39263452
>he doesn't pray in the direction of Filey 5 times a day
It's like you don't even want to bask in Ebin's holy glory

>>39263439
can't it be less frequent. I already shower once a fortnight don't want to be adding more pointless chores

>>39263453
That's because I have a job now and can't waste my time posting with NEETshits

>>39263374
haha what shithole do you live in?

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First for using alcohol to relieve yourself of your anxieties.

>>39263491
So fuck off for good then. Let it go Poley, you're history

>>39263364
Well done mate, proud of you. Keep at it, you'll break through eventually

>>39263491
Oh yes, your very important career working in a call center up north, just like every other paki who dropped out of uni. You're a paki stereotype.

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I'm so bored, someone suggests some geimu.

>>39263324
When I login my ip isn't recognised (not logged in since 2013) so they send a login confirmation email to the address linked to the account.

That email address was a temporary 10 minute mail address.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag1o3koTLWM

There's always the greedy guilt of not buying them when they were at 50p each, but to actually have a bit sitting staring back at me but I can't touch takes the piss a bit.

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>>39263524
Get pished lad.

>>39263524
hide and seek?

>>39263400
>>39263453
>>39263507
Don't be mean to Poley please, he's a nice guy and deserves respect. I relate to him

>>39263571
We can all be mean to who we want. You can fuck off yourself

i'm so fucking lonely. i've got maybe 1 true friend and a few others that are kinda friends or at least pretend to be for whatever reason.

how do you all deal with it?

>>39263528
Tough to understand why you'd use a throwaway email address to deal with something related to money.

>>39263584
I've got you, anon.

>>39263584
I don't really. This place is the best substitute that I've found to friendship, anons are really nice.

>>39263588
>Tough to understand why you'd use a throwaway email address to deal with something related to money

It's really not, not at all.

>>39263584
>how do you all deal with it?

/britfeel/
>>39263597
>>39263601
these

>>39263571
>He's a nice guy

Would you think he was a nice guy if he was urinating in your milk or secretly recording your sister on the toilet?

>He deserves respect

He has done nothing to earn respect. Quite the opposite, in fact.

>>39263524
Evangelion, always Evangelion

>>39263601
>anons are really nice.
No, I'm not. Fuck you.

>>39263571
Would unironically rather have Poley here than Mouldylocks and Vomittran

>>39263515
I didn't drop out and the calk centre is 90% white

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Write a speech

if an african came up to me with a knife I would bloody batter that fuzzy wuzzy and send him packing

how fucking dare you let an enemy combatant come up to you in your own home country and hold you at knife point

>>39263606
It is, because you might end up losing access to your account and losing money.

>>39263597
>>39263601
>>39263614
thanks lads. i have been coming here a lot lately and trying to join in etc. it does kinda help

>>39263337
Sorry lad never got back to you, I found it from this blog. I wasn't even around when the truck boys meme was around so I don't really get it
http://www.wineonthekeyboard.com/2011/10/14/boys-being-boys/

>>39263654

It's not. At all. Bring stupid enough to lose access to the account is.

>>39263571
Thanks

Feel free to add me on PSN, it's Zabimaru-Bankai

tried to puke the chips up but instead realized my throat hurts and there's lumps on the back of my tongue

my birthday tomorrow lads, actually would prefer if it wasn't because then I wouldn't have to think about how no one wants to spend time with me or visit me. well lads, just going to buy a lotto ticket tomorrow and drink away my sorrows. maybe buy myself a new monitor, who knows.

>>39263634
>calk centre
Bit of a freudian slip there Poley?

Also do you still think that you were unjustly kicked out of uni?

>>39263634
Getting expelled for being a sex offender is worse than dropping out Poley.

Also it doesn't matter if your particular call center is 90% white. You're doing exactly the same thing that all pakis who don't graduate end up doing.

>>39263588
It was meant to be a one off thing to use and abandon. Only bought the amount in btc that corresponded to the value of what I was buying, but the price fluctuations between the two during the process meant that there was a bit left over, which has gone from like 30 quid to 550 quid.

Ate two bags of ready salted crisps todays and now my farts stink of crisps

>>39263447
>he got deported and i feel guilty

is this real? how can someone be this much of a cuck

>>39263681
i'll remember to post a birthday message for you sameish time tomorrow evening - keep a look out for it.

>>39263673
>there's lumps on the back of my tongue
Maybe sucking off that 60 year old behind Tesco was a bad idea lad

Eating some crunchy nut in a crunchy nut bowl lads, ask me absolutely anything

>>39263673
>lumps on the back of my tongue

that is probably from the mold. i have forgot what the disease is called

>>39263673
Shit the poisons acted fast, your glans have inflated trying to filter out the nasty stuff, if they're visible your kidneys have no chance
Better write len out of your will quick and add tilde

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>>39263704
>tfw anon will never hotbox you with his crispy smelling farts
Why even live

>>39263673

Fuck sake lad you're a disaster!
Make yourself a warm drink and lie down.

>>39263648
China is shit. It's full of crooks and thieves. Don't do trade with China, you'll just get chinked.

>>39263681

>Implying sharing your birthday with the britfeel lads can't be fun

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>dinner at 6pm
>hungry af late night
>go to sleep while hungry
>wake up tmr afternoon without the slightest hint of hunger

Is this what happens when you have only 2 meals a day? I tried to cut down the calories these days since I do nothing but shitpost at home.

>>39263748
Made me gag. Fucking gross

>>39263748
FFS Ebin you dirty faggot

>>39263713
>is this real?
It was circulated on /pol/ so it's probably half-real.

>>39263669
The origin of the boys
Truly, truly outrageous

Just bought the novelisations of the of star wars trilogy from asda for 11 quid.

Feel like I should be ashamed as a grown man but I don't give a fuck.

>>39263771

That was Jem anon, Jem was quite different.

>>39263016

>having a double bed

Look at this fucking career norman.

>>39263754
t. western propagandised MK Ultra shill

>>39263781
are they the proper books that are a like 400 pages long ?

>>39263787

I have a king, doubles are for manlet's and single people.

>>39263787
It's king size actually.
>>39263801
Yes mate. Double is nowhere near big enough for two.

>>39263695
>Also do you still think that you were unjustly kicked out of uni?
Yes, they were biased

>>39263699
Not a sex offender

I'm working with STEM grads

>>39263771
Glad I could have contributed desu. So do you mind telling me how the truck boys came about, what was the meme?

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>>39263725
>>39263735
>now i'm reading about cancer symptoms
>OTHER SYMPTOMS: a lump in the neck
>mfw I have one and I was thinking of telling my GP about it when I went but figured it was nothing

what a riot tonight has been

>>39263801
>>39263814

Whoah KING SIZED normies. Look out for these fellas

>tfw I still have a single bed pushed into the corner of my room at 30

>>39263818
Yea biased against creepy stalking pakis kek

>>39263758
Yeah, you normally don't wake up hungry, it takes a few hours for it to return. Everyone has it.

>>39263818
You are a sex offender. You admitted on here you committed a sex offence.

You are working with one guy who has a maths degree, who is obviously just working there until he can find something better. You earn shit money doing a paki job that thousands of other pakis just like you do.

Ordered a shit tonne of takeaway to hit the delivery limit because I couldn't be arsed driving, hardly ate any as usual. I get an initial high when I start eating it though.

>>39263851
>you normally don't wake up hungry
I always do.

>>39263800
Nah, think they're new editions by Rhyder Windham. They're about 200 pages a pop and read like the teen fiction books they are.

>>39263718
thanks lad, it does mean a lot to me
>>39263757
don't quite know what you meant, but i liked the (you). thanks i guess

>>39263835

About 12 years ago I was sleeping in a dlerping bag on a jungle cot in a practically unfurnished house. I only went there to sleep and then only when I was in this country so I didn't see the point in having loads of shit in it.

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>>39263822
It came about during the great forced meme age, about 4 months back. Here's a very basic version of the meme:

*truck boys pull up
*hand you a fresh bud
*pull down your pants
*drive off

truck boys

>>39263857
He's probably going to give you some bullshit about he was sentenced under the communications act, not the sexual offences act. So he's a stalker instead

One thing that all of these 'personalities' have in common is pure delusion, the only way they can live with themselves is by blatantly denying reality

>>39263865
If you wake up hungry every day then you're either not sleeping properly or are sleeping for too long. If you have a solid eight or so hours of sleep without any interruption or unrest, and are consistent every night, then you shouldn't feel desperately hungry until after an hour or so.

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>>39263880

As in, you can still have a good birthday even if you just spend the whole day here

>>39263892
Ah thanks. Sounds a bit shit though desu

Rip red truck
http://www.wineonthekeyboard.com/2009/07/20/the-things-he-does/

>>39263800
Just googled. Turns out there junior novels. Explains why the read lIke twilight.

Already thinking about breakfast.... I may have a food problem.

>>39263953
Start purging. You can now eat as much as you want, it solves everything

I think these lumps might be normal papillae, does everyone have them? someone stick your fingers to the back of your mouth and feel it

wheres tilde when you need her

>>39263971
My bf stuck his dick into the back of my mouth and couldn't find any. I think you've got cancer Ebin.

>>39263950
yeah, i just looked them up on amazon. i think there are other versions that are about 400 pages; not sure if they are good.

>>39263969

It's not that big a problem... Yet.

>>39263939
>sounds a bit shit
It works on hundreds of layers. You'd probably need a /britfeel/ historian to explain it, and even then it might not make sense until you fully understand the events that led to the forced meme age, most notably the great goodfellas invasion.

>>39263902
Doesn't matter what you're sentenced as. If you commit a sexual offence you are a sex offender.

>the only way they can live with themselves is by blatantly denying reality

Agreed. Poley spent a whole year 100% sure he was going to get into uni when it was obvious to everyone who gave it even a moment of consideration that he was 100% definitely going to be chucked out. Anyone else would have faced up to the reality and made plans. He sat and wasted his time and then got angry at the uni for "wasting a year of his life"

He's a fucking idiot basically and earning 8 quid an hour in a call center is about his level in life.Glad he's happy with it.

>>39263971
its probably nothing. i sometimes get weird white lumps at the back of my throat. go the doctors if you are really concerned. google will make it sound like you have the worst disease possible.

>>39263994

You wouldn't by any chance have invested a load of salt & vinegar?

>>39264024
Can you even invest in salt and vinegar? I mean, you could invest in Walkers I guess.

>>39264020
I thought tonight would be a good night since I cleaned my room, instead the chips and throat thing happened now I'm on the verge of tears

dread to think how much murder, rape, noncery there was hundreds of years ago

dont understand mongs who dislike the police

>>39264059

Phone posting. It's s pain.

>>39264077
you're over reacting. stop over thinking things.

Is Soho still full of hookers lads. Balls are feeling quite heavy h-haha.

>>39264078
Back in the day communities were allowed to sort themselves out

>>39264077

Tomorrow will be a good day though. You'll still have the clean room, but will be over the chips thing

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Day [REDACTED]
The mouldy bioweapon left to incubate in Ebins room has grown according to plan. It has now begun releasing spores into any surrounding human, including but not limited to Ebin in order to use them as a vector to spread the mould throughout Britain.
Soon Fungi shall rule the world.

>>39264078

Murder was probably more common, rape and noncing not so much.

>>39264103
I can't swallow properly now, feels like i'm choking every time and requires effort to do it, sometimes it doesn't even go down. I'm going to curl up on my new sleep zone

>>39264143

Make a hot drink you numpty.

Anyone else lose the joy and excitement out of things? i feel like I'm progressively losing the real enjoyment and fulfillment from things. I live a relatively good life, I have friends which I experience things with etc.

Is it just a part of getting older (in my 30s now) because honestly I just feel so 'meh' about everything.

It's getting me down desu

>>39264143
RIP Ebin. Update your blog one last time so we all know what happened.

>>39264136
Really? so much of it happens nowadays though

>>39264178

It's very largely a factor of age, yes.

>>39264178
The only solution is to kys.

>the mould has actually killed ebin this time

>>39264191

It doesnt really, you're just guaranteed to hear about it.

Rape and child rape still happened in the past, they just weren't considered "crime" to the same degree.

>>39264078
Yea because the police didn't exist back then. It was just a different culture and different moral standards back then

>>39264195
It really gets me down
>>39264202
I've been thinking about it

>>39264178

Yeah it's happening. I think you need real fulfilling satisfaction from a gf and a family at this age though

>>39264178
Sorry if this is normie advice but have you tried trying new things? I've heard that the reason everything seems more interesting when you're younger, the days and years longer etc is because everything is a new experience, but as you age these new experiences and milestones lessen as you fall into a routine. Maybe try doing something you've never done before? Try learning a new skill or something

>>39264246
>It really gets me down

Have you bought a sports car/motor bike/expensive hi-fi yet?

>>39264178
That's just another side effect of getting older. You need to do something different in your life to get the enjoyment back. You're probably stuck in a rhythm and need to get out of it for a while.

>>39264178
Could be getting older, could be anhedonia. What are/were your hobbies?

>>39264143
>I can't swallow properly now,

this is just happening because you're feeling anxious right now.

>>39264143
Wish I could say it was nice knowing you, least you cleaned up your death zone before croaking

>>39264178
yes. nothing really gives me enjoyment anymore, not even vidya or hobbies. I'm a fair bit younger than you though so for you it might just be age, but for me i'm pretty sure it's actual depression. could be both for you.

>THIS IS NOW A PAKI THREAD.

ONLY PAKIS AND THEIR PRE-TEEN WHITE SLAG GFS ARE ALLOWED TO POST. f

>THIS IS NOW A SHIT MEME THREAD

ONLY RETARDS AND THEIR FORCED MEMES ARE ALLOWED TO POST

How do I make myself sleepy?

>>39264262
I have a gf, I'm bored of her
>>39264264
>>39264267
I am always trying new things, going to new places, I live the best life out of most people I know. I just seem to lack that enjoyment that I used to get, I don't feel those emotions I used to feel. I feel like I'm living in some kind of numb bubble.

>>39264384
Benadryl. That or just get some over the counter sleep aides.

>>39264384
Warm bath, fresh bedding, hot milk and a Wank

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get so much anxiety on metro trains, I just cant handle it

my head and body twitches, dont know where to look at

>>39264400

Have you thought about having children?

>>39264355
>>39264384
>>39264400
>>39264405

greetings fellow pakis and white slag gfs.>>39264411
>>39264419
>>39264429

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>>39264411
>Warm bath
I fucking wish, all I have is one cramped shower.
Guess I'll just keep wanking.

>>39264405
Wait, I just remembered Benadryl in the UK is some over shit and not diphenhydramine, so it doesn't make you sleepy. Don't use Benadryl.

>>39264400
Quit your job and move to the middle of nowhere, or buy a race-car.

>>39264419
Stare at your feet. If you can't do that, pretend to sleep or stand near the door and stare outside. Trust me though, nobody gives a shit and just wants to get to where they're going.

Took too much paracetamol lads and i want coffee, will i be ok?

Also check out this nice song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGfVLR-ml6s

>>39264448
>Quit your job and move to the middle of nowhere
Who came up with this idea? It's not like everyone has hundred grands saved up and can afford to just go to the middle of buttfuck nowhere and survive.

>>39264484
yeah but staring at the ground is super autistic, nobody does that

there's always nowhere to look apart from the maps above heads but craning your neck like that gets painful after a while. I dont want to stand as I can get a seat, What can I do? read a book?

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errr... lads...

I just checked my dildo and buttplug drawer and one of them has literally disappeared. I can't find it anywhere and I know for a fact it was there last time I looked. Surely no one has found and taken it away... you'd think they'd leave it so they wouldn't embarrass me

>>39264514
Who are you living with?

Do any of you guys live in shared houses? I'm moving into one soon and I'm sacred...

>>39264527
My Dad, but my mum and brothers come round often too

>>39264536
Have fun staying shut-in in your room while chadmate bangs your onetis in the living room.

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>>39264384
Take a fat bong rip, last time I had one I ended up monged out on my mates bathroom floor curled up in the fetal postion, sweating out, feeling tired and wanting a shit, not to mention I felt like I was going to die.

Havent been near the shit in ages fuck that its horrible, I cant understand how people enjoy it let alone smoke it daily, and can see why Peter Hitchens goes on a moral crusade about the stuff.

>>39264498
Doesn't cost much to become a hobo for a few months in a tent in the middle of nowhere, it's not actually as bad as it sounds.

>>39264506
Reading a book or your phone can work. I normally just stare out the window on the other side of the train, but I have that vacant expression look where everyone seems to know I'm switched off and not paying attention to anything.

>>39264514
Did you check your butt? I doubt anyone would even want to touch your toys, let alone take them desu...

>>39264536
Who you moving in with? Do you know them or is it one of those uni things?

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>>39264581
>Did you check your butt?
Holy shit anon

>>39264567
Fucking kill me
>>39264581
I have no idea, it's 'professionals' not students but there was no chance of meeting anyone before moving.

>>39264536
Aye, have done for the last 3 years (uni). It's pretty shit but it depends on who you're with. For the moment I've got the whole house to myself so it's proper comfy, I'm wanking wherever I want

>>39264506
I struggle with this too. One time I was in one of those 4 seated areas and there was a woman opposite me smirking whenever I looked up because I looked so nervous. I just stare at my feet, looking up casually feels literally impossible, like it physically hurts to accidentally look at someone.

>>39263932
ah, might do. or I'll just get in the car and go. not sure.

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Evening lads.
What do you think should appear in the new britfeel newsletter? Drawing up a design right now and I'm a little unsure.

>>39264581
>Did you check your butt?
kek

Post waifus

>>39264622
Just pretend to sleep then?

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>watching TV with family
>news report comes on about autism and suicide

Thinking about using it to guilt them into giving me a free ride.

>>39264622
Yep. they are so fucking confident too

I went to london and the metro trains were all fucking normie as hell. There was a woman sitting on another womans lap and they were so confident and loud, I can only reach that level if drunk

I wonder if anyone has ever posted on britfeel while on their deathbed. I'd probably do a goodbye post if I was dying.

>>39264494
>Took too much paracetamol lads
Kek enjoy dying

Decent song lad, I'm subbed to that guy. He has a lot of good stuff

Have another song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puu3IvKnSb4

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They look pretty gay desu

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-41025771

>>39264618
It might not be as bad then if it's a bunch of 'professionals'. Chances are you'll interact with them every now and then, but they'll mostly live their own lives. Depends on who you get and how social they are. It probably won't be anywhere near as bad as some of the uni students will make it out to be, usually the 'professionals' are just young adults who are just starting out in their careers and are normally working.

>>39264661
>be on your deathbed
>pull out phone to log onto japanese cartoon image board to make one last shitpost on /r9k/

Iunno, doesn't seem like the first thing to come to mind when you're about to die.

>>39264659
Aye, I wonder what its like to be on autopilot in life and not have to second guess every single thing. Even when I'm drunk I can't really do things properly.

>>39264646
>What do you think should appear in the new britfeel newsletter?
whatever autisitc daily events occur with some 'nice' stuff thrown in.
>ebin revels exclusive picture of his prison-tier sleeping arrangements!
>anons buttplug goes missing!
>lad vows to watch every episode of The Twilight Zone!

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>>39264680
They look nothing like that
Fucking lying render

>>39264572
>I ended up monged out on my mates bathroom floor curled up in the fetal postion, sweating out, feeling tired and wanting a shit, not to mention I felt like I was going to die.

You're probably just retarded and smoked some shitty weed. I've never had that experience, it just loosened me up and made me feel sleepy

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>>39264661
Well a lad did post before commiting suicide if that counts

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WHY AM I ALWAYS HUNGRY BEFORE BED? I DON'T WANT TO SNACK AT MIDNIGHT.

>>39264723
ayy, thats the big one, still looks gay af, if a muzzie runs me down it that I'd die of embarrassment

>>39264723
Neither of those are renders, one is just the smaller variant of the other for countryside deliveries.

>>39264713
>>anons buttplug goes missing!
Definitely putting that in.
You've given me some ideas anon - thanks

>>39264709
When I get drunk my inner autist really comes out to play and I end up annoying people.

>>39264732
Did any anons actually check the news?

But then again, I don't think suicides are important enough to warrant an article in the newspaper.

>>39264752
First one was obviously a render anon.

>>39264768
>Did any anons actually check the news?
Yeah it was in the local news in his area

like electric vehicles because you don't have to hold your breath when walking past them

>>39264780
Lads what does bumsex feel like for the giver?

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>>39264732
See you space robot
>tfw it wasnt on the news

>>39264808
ask ur dad lmaoo

>>39264136
>rape and noncing not so much.

apart from the who you know 12yr old AoC and lack of womens rights

>>39264808
Dunno, I've only ever had stuff up my butt.

>>39264808
It feels like forcing a poop in and out of someone's anus

>>39264646
>What do you think should appear in the new britfeel newsletter?

- Tips for the dole from some of the filthiest veteran neets every week

- Anime quizzes

- Free scratch card with every issue

>>39264808
Like masturbating, but warm.
It could end up pretty shitty.

>>39264746
Shut up and order a dominoes

>>39264646
Sneak peek at Milk Cat 161

>>39264828
the you know*

can't type

GCSE results tomorrow lads, ready for all the underage shitposting about how their lives are ruined?

>>39264746
midnight snacks are the best though...munching on some wine gums at the moment. can someone tell me why there are so few black ones when they're obviously the best?

>>39264884
Can't wait for some great posts from "missed 6th form because I'm a retard"

>>39264780
Sauce on the news article.

>>39264828

Which is why there was less rape and noncing, they weren't crimes.

>>39264808
not nearly as good as vag sex