Who else here is /stupid/?
Share your worst story.
yesterday
>mom drops glass 1.5m away from me in the living room and the shards land all over the place
>5 min later after most glass is cleaned up, go in her direction towards the kitchen to get a drink
>see something shiny on the couch as i walk towards the kitchen
>figure it's a transparent plastic wrapping
>pick up a glass shard and cut fingers