What's the most robot-tier pet?

a jar with mushrooms

>>39259038
mechanical spiders

mommy's maggots

Tarantula
Just chills and acts mean to more socially competent animals who enter its domain

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cactus

Originally in fact, my dear sir.

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>>39259038
Turtles, rabbits and maybe frogs.
Cats are nice but can be a bit too bitchy.

>>39259050
pic pls.

>not a rag with mushrooms growing from it
shiggy my diggy

>>39259038

A dried cow fetus

>>39259038
muh cornsnake that noone shuts the fuck up about
>omg anon you have a snake?!?!

>>39259038
Snakes' here's why
>quiet, doesn't disturb you
>very little maintenance (most eat every two weeks or so)
>doesn't take up a lot of space
And best of all,
>makes normalfags uncomfortable (bonus points if its one of the larger ones)

>>39259132
>maybe frogs
Get them in a bioactive vivarium with some springtails, isopods, and some non-flying flies and you got the ultimate comfy robot pet

>>39259038
Mouse/rat.

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>>39259038
Carnivorous plants
>>39259123
Not bad

>>39259038
Dogs make you leave the house and help you start conversations with girls so definitely not robot tier.

>>39259038
honey bees

fish in a lightbulb

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Cat is robot tier for fembots.

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>>39259038
Large parrots.
>demand more attention than a normie can provide
>bond with one person and hate everyone else
>just vocal enough to trick you into thinking you aren't hideously lonely

>>39259793
>just vocal enough to trick you into thinking you aren't hideously lonely
do I get one now

>>39259123
My dad grows cacti. He has a dozen small pots lined up in front of his window with different tiny cacti.

He's also probably where I got my autism from, so it makes sense.

>>39259204
pix of snek pls
how long you had it

>>39259793
I owned one.
If you're a clean person, expect to vacuum daily. When they crush pellets in their beaks, that shit goes everywhere. Feathers after preening will create a shit load of dust, so you'll want an air filter.

They also poop a lot. Like, every 15 minutes. It's easy to clean and doesn't smell, but still, lots of poop.

If you have a window, forget waking up late. You're going to wake up as soon as that sun comes out, because they have to perform their daily sun rise singing ritual, which lasts 10 minutes. Nothing you can do will stop them from singing.

Other then that it's alright.

a rock


muted reeeeee

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>>39259132
Possums are so fucking cute but I can't have one because they don't live very long it would just destroy me to have a possum I'm attached to die at the age of 3 or 4.

>>39259793
This guy gets it. Macaws are cool as fuck. Love to cuddle and be touched, love to talk and hangout, live for like 100 years, real bro tier animals

>>39259204
How's it feel owning a pet that doesn't give 2 shits about your existence

>>39259038
bonsai desu

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Bunnies

Anything else is for normalfags

>>39260395
Snakes actually fucking love being around humans. Snakes love almost nothing more than branches they can coil around and heated rocks. Humans are pretty much warm trees. We give snakes a pleasure they could not possibly get anywhere else. You can argue snakes share a greater bond with humans than any other pet.

>>39259793
>bond with one person and hate everyone else
tropical birds in a nutshell
fucking awful creatures to be near as a guest and god help you if they get loose

>>39260625
>bilateria
>>chordata
>>>vertebrates
>>>>endothermic vertebrates
>>>>>mammals
>>>>>>"cute" mammals"
>>>>>>> domesticated "cute" mammals
>>>>>>>> domesticated "cute" mammals with a cutesy nickname like "bunnies"
Rabbits are on at least eight levels of animal normalfaggotry

>>39260802
>rocks


pet rock