>people chewing

Why the fuck do people chew with their mouths open? Whenever someone does it I have an urge to beat them to death

>>39257419
It's alpha to chew as loud as possible and let some food fall out my your mouth.

>>39257443
Is there a virgin chew vs Chad chew?

>>39257354
Stop using the pink wojak on this board you faggot

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>PEOPLE SCREAMING

>>39257493
At this point I relate to him more than the normal one.

please keep all pink woman's in /biz/ thank you

>>39258409
Shut up phoneposter.

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>>39257354
>the sound of liquid pouring into a glass/cup

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>people rubbing their finger along the rim of a soda can

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>hearing someone's piss hit the toilet water

>the sound of silverware hitting a persons tooth

>>39257470
Virgin Chew
Chad Crunch
Fuckboy Imbibe

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>seeing the food being chewed in their mouth
>trying to act like you are not triggered

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>>39257419
Right there with you. My dad chews with his mouth open all the time. Christ almighty do I have the urge to drown a box of puppies whenever he does that. What's worse is that he gets mad whenever I point it out so there is no way of talking him out of it.

>Little obnoxious shitty girls screeching at the top of their lungs for the most utterly stupid bullshit

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>car honks right behind you

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>baby crying

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>people snorting their snot and boogers up

fuck these wojaks edits are fucking good kek

Does anybody here hate matchsticks? I absolutely loathe them. If I see one on the floor, I get triggered.

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>people running
>people hiding
>people dying

>people who constantly eat at work
There are a few people in my office who really eat ALL THE FUCKING TIME chewing, crunching, stuffing their faces with all kinds of shit like there's no tomorrow. I usially laugh it off but sometimes I want to strangle them with their own intestines.

>>39259389
>they do it for a prolonged time
>they decline an offered handkerchief and go on to explain that clearing their nose won't help it

THEN FUCKING STOP BREATHING YOU SHITHEAD RIGHT THIS INSTANT OR I'LL FUCKING PUSH YOUR DISEASE-RIDDEN NOSE SO FAR INTO YOUR HEAD AND DOWN YOUR THROAT YOU'LL START DIGESTING IT

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I am going to use all of this shit i learned from this thread on my robot cousin when we eat together lmaooo

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>car revs engine as they drive by

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>>39259389

>tfw I do this

Stay mad faggot. I have no intention on using Kleenex. I may even rub my nose over my sweater.