Pictures of misery

>>39256789
how did he cut the cake

>>39257071
w3ird

>>39256789
I wish my parents did shit like this. It might be uncomfortable as hell, but that's how you get rid of social anxiety.

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>>39256789
Not today anon please its my birthday

>>39257104
>that's how you get rid of social anxiety
Depends.
Bad experiences can make it worse.

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>>39257104
That's how you get eternally imprisoned in your anxiety anon.
This screams utter misery and madness to me. Spoilered for your health.

>>39257104
If something like this happened to me, I would have ended up worse.

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>>39257149
I unironically think that cosplay is good.

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>>39257307
>cosplay
Yeah...cosplay.

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Should I keep going?

>>39257307
>cosplay

Oh, sweet little Anon...

>>39257332
Totally, I need this.

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>>39257253

Damn, son

Vicious

>>39257332
Keep it up anon
Oregano

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>>39257326
>>39257334
What? What am I missing?

>>39257383
Look closely at the picture and read it fully.

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>>39257387
its a costume.

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>>39257411
It's a fursuit you dummy.

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>>39257435
asmr is pretty creepy in general
I still like it though especially when it contains feet

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>>39257450
>tfw I had a Twilight plushie and I would talk to her and pretend she was talking to me
>tfw my mom forced me to throw it out because she said it was disgusting a grown man like me was into girly things like MLP
I even paid for it myself. I wish I still had her. It made me feel a lot better.

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>>39257430
literally no difference for a non furfag.

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>>39257071
Like a SAD VIRGIN

>>39257430
What's the difference between fursuit, costume, and cosplay?

>>39257474

>tfw when I want an RD, Rarity, or AJ plushie to cuddle with

Suffering anon. Suffering. Some day when I win the lottery I'm going to get a full, lifesize replica of them. And then fuck the shit out of them. Good times will be had.

>>39257104
no, it justs ads pain points to your memory so sleep becomes more harder

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>>39257494
>fursuit
A suit based on being an anthropomorphic animal. Could in theory overlap with cosplay if you are, lets say, Sly coper

>cosplay
Dressing up as a specific fictional character. Does not even have to be extreme. If someone cosplays bane for example all they need is a good body, a mask, and a vest.

>costume
Broad term that encapsulates anything really.

>>39257478
Yeah, except this particular costume probably reeks of semen and fursuit

>>39257509
It's really sad. It's weird that almost a year after that incident I still have dreams about the plushie, not even Twilight the character but the plushie.
She was one of those 4DE ones too.

This thread is perfectly fitting my whole day - rage inducing. Not a rage I feel due to myself getting mistreated but others getting this fucked by life.

>>39257547
That's the good shit

>>39257417
>Crying about being alone on your birthday
>25

how has he not learned to manage his misery yet?

>>39257474
People really do that shit? Even the 5'3" brony who worked at the warehouse with me didn't do that. He had a gf but I'm 99% sure she was cycling him as she lived in NY and "can't find a job even after looking for 3 years".

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>>39257450
what has to happen to a man to make him turn into this. i feel like im just a few more shit yewrs away from making my own tulpa or having an MLP wife.

>>39257622
severe autism, not even memeing here

>>39257528
He's dressed as goofy tho. By your definition it's a cosplay.

>>39257609
I'm lonely and having the plushie of my waifu helped me feel like someone loved me. I realize I have problems.

>>39257474
your mom was right, man.

she did it to help you.

>>39257565
All of my days begin in rage and end in tiredeness

>>39257638
Goofy is a dog.

>>39257679
>cosplay
>dressing up as a specific fictional character
For example "goofy from the Disney cartoons". He is cosplayiny goofy.

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embrace defeat, give up, make peace with yourself

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>>39257565
i know that feel.

i don't feel anger or rage, perhaps it is underneath i can only feel grief at what has happened to me, just deep, deep misery and despair choking me. sometimes i flail around hitting my bead or pretend fighting nothing.

i will never feel good about my past experiences that i involuntarily suffered. But i want to at least look back at them and know that they have been brought to justice. .No not vengeance, vengeance implies that i get some kind of satisfaction or relief

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>>39257720
I also said Fursuits and Cosplay can overlap.

Honestly I genuinly do not care.

no matter how shitty I may feel, these kinds of images cheer me up

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I know some of these are relationship oriented, but I still get feels because imagine finally being with someone and they pull shit like this.

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>>39257644
I know why she did it but she's just treating a symptom not the cause. And the symptom at least mollified the disease's pain.

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i almost forgot i had this.

nothing in this thread compares...

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>>39257788
Oh god I was there man.

>>39257450
What did the guy receiving these reacted is what I want to know.

>>39257788
holy shit, that one is a classic. i remember there being an continued story or something, where can i find it?

>>39257435
didn't even know that existed outside of porn

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>>39257815
A lot of people just want to feel loved and like they are worth someone elses time.

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I just woke up and this thread is too much. I'll check back later tonight, can't be dealing with these feels so early.

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>>39257476

This is a beautiful Justin Trudeu quote

>>39257825
makes sense to me
this was an original bloody comment

>>39257854
Man stuff with old people hit me the most. Your last years should be so miserable and yet so very often they are.

>>39257435
I've watched most of those.

>>39257854
Wow, I actually felt something...

>>39257788
20 bucks says he stuck back at his parents with forced therapy and i on the edge of suicide 24/7

>>39257802
How the fuck did Chad get rejected?

>>39257761
Fuck im dying

>>39257450
Ok, this one was clearly someone mocking bronies; not an actual brony, right?


Right?

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>>39257884
>>39257894
At least one of his kids loved him enough to show up for burgers.
Some people can't even say that.

>>39257916
Gymcels are real

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>>39257272
I always wonder what she said after

>>39257468

That's funny, how can you mourn a child that wasn't even born ?

>>39257991
Have you heard of stillbirths or miscarriages?

>>39257856
>if your girl fucks the enemy, you win.

>>39256789

Non of these are even sad, just some autistic one's and normie love stuff

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>>39257991
Some couples spend a lot of time and resources to get pregnant. Hell, you often see couples where the mother pets her stomach or the father puts his ear up to it.

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>>39257991
how can you mourn fictional characters that were never real?
how can you mourn GFs that never happen?

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>>39258033
I dont see you posting

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>>39257435
>ASMR
>95% roastie worship
I can't get over this
That's not what it's supposed to be about

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>>39258073
First ASMR I ever had was the one where you get interrogated and drilled into your skull.
I actually threw my headphones off because of it.

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>>39257272
still think girls live on easy mode, robots???

>>39258082
is this a rage thread now?

>>39257894
>>39257884
>>39257954
The picture went viral and they threw a hugh burger party for him, with hundreds of people showing up.

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>meanwhile a white mother with her mixed son

>>39257351

Someone thought this would make a good jogging suit?

Well, I guess they sold one set...

>>39258114
yes

orsimer

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>>39258120
Sadrage, yeah.
Wish I had more, Ill post some cuck shit because it happened to me

>>39257332
>uld I keep going?
R.I.P. that dude.
suicide was the only answer.

>>39258038
The follow up to that was just soul crushing
>he fucks up and one of the Cyber Sex clients is an old classmate that recognized him but he didn't recognize at first.
>classmate tries to blackmail him or he is going to tell his family
>fucks up and says he has shit and lives in the cellar
>classmate sends the chat logs to his mom and tells her to inspect her cellar
>has to drag everything out and then flee the scene before she got home
We never got anything after that.

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>>39258125
More like people doxxing his grandchildren and forcing them to go eat burgers with their pawpaw.
Still sad desu

>>39257482
>the virgin cut vs. the chad chop

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>>39257104
I actually get more mad when someone says things like this online then irl for some reason probably because I'm a slave irl that puts up with everything but never gets better as a person and I see my life slipping away so fast I don't see a point in hoping I'll change in any radical way.

it's over.

>>39257831
M-maybe his f-friends h-haven't arrived y-yet...!

>>39258169
look at those brads

>>39258169
>they even made a meme out of him
whoooo boy.

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>tfw 90% of thread
Glad to contribute for once though.

>>39258129
Whats wrong with it tho

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>>39257435
there is absolutely nothing wrong or weird about pic related. love is purely transactional anyway. they get ad revenue and exposure and a sense of helping people.

>>39258129
Dude has total girl shoulders. I thought a big frame was supposed to be important?

>>39258224
theaverageredditor.png

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>>39257373
Jesus I hate people like that I know someone from my old highschool who does this just posting shit trying to validate herself.

>>39258172
lolm2k

sus

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>>39258236
It's sad because some for too many people this is all they have and have had.

>>39258230
nothing she's much happier then the mom with a stupid white beta son

>>39257285
show up anyway, destroy some shit, rampage, ruin it for everyone! if you cant enjoy the party nobody else should be able to either

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Warning, furry inside

>>39258234
Poor kid his parents must really want him to get a girl

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>>39258015

That's still not an actual developed child, it's tragic but idk

I don't know maybe i don't understand the concept of parenthood, mine did a horrible job, both me and my sister are dysfunctional and mentally ill

I feel like losing a 5 year old would be worse

I've read about examiners/morticians and they had some truly horrible anecdotes for example; A mother drove her car out of the garage backwards and ran over her own child.

When they came to the scene the woman was hysterical and was bashing her skull against the pavement screaming and crying in agony, truly fucked up

Also my friend found his father in the basement, he hanged himself/ suicide, my other friend was upstairs and he heard the screaming

-

You have sad and you have something beyond that something incomprehensible....

Besides it's all relative, what if a child IS born but is difficiant/ill has to drag himself everyday, what about a child that grew up in a slum or in a war zone etc

Something that you consider sad depends on your life perspective, if you have a prosperous healthy life a mild shaky occurrence might make you really sad

>>39258309
GODSMACK

YOU DESERVE IT

>>39258309
Part of me is glad the mum is dead so she doesn't have to live with that creature as her child.

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>>39258309
>hyper cock

ro

>>39257417
>$30 paypal?

Jesus christ was a fucking loser.

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This is more funny to me but still

>>39258230
>he doesn't know

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRcSBmXpkQ8

>>39258236
It's sad that a business model like that can even hold up. To be so alone and broken that you need to watch video whores to feel better is about one bullet away from death.

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>>39258169
fucking boomer. this pisses me off
'IM THE CENTER OF ATTENTION NOW.'
meanwhile the douche with the cig is like 'this is fucking stupid'

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>>39258354
>tfw that's what you do to your wife
oh god she's right, I am the women in this marriage.

>>39258309
>Reasonably good anatomy. (If the ref is done by him with a bit more time put into things as opposed to the other images.)
>Loves his mother.
>Has a car of his own.

It makes me so fucking sad that things like there fore you to realise that these are real people, with achievements, hopes, and dreams, yet are deluded into thinking this is a decent use of their time. Be a furry, be a person, but if you can't draw, or you can't write, at least without effort, either stick to chatting, off your furry accounts, or make a consistent effort.

>>39258384
damn. this one got to me especially bc he seems normie af

>>39258384
Why is he trying to do it that way? If nobody knows you. they won't come over to eat cake all of a sudden.

>>39258169
>>39257854
I hope he fucking scraps all of those idiot grandkids out of his will and gives it all to the only one that showed up when there was no media pressure

>>39257747
If he was a chad this would probably work. At least the guy has confidence

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>>39258309
>R.I.P Mom
>Hyper Cock!

fuck

>>39258459
>Out of all my posts, Ive been muted twice for posting a non original message despite it just being random letters and numbers
You're slamming on your keyboard in a predictable fashion

>>39258459
we need islam
I think my hatred for women finally overcame my desire to have personal freedoms

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>>39258516
>I think my hatred for women finally overcame my desire to have personal freedoms
change "women" to "men" and you just described most radical feminist

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I'm so sorry. I couldn't help it.

>>39258552
okay but dumb feminists chant for islam as well. They will be the ones to get BTFO though

>>39258556
that's super fucked up dude

>>39258528
I love stories of cuckolds getting btfo, I feel no sympathy for people stupid enough to have that fetish

>>39258528
Fucking normies giving consent to their wifes to cheat.

>>39256789
God thats every one of my god aweful birthdays. Why wont people just fuck off

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>>39257482
>tfw this is how I view all my actions

>>39257599
I always birthday post on r9k

>>39257435
I listen to these videos on a daily basis
TeacupAudio is the best

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>>39258572
Would they? Sure there be a few whores in hell for it but most would just be with a network of wives that would get along and deal with day to day shit while their one husband provides for them. That's a pretty good trade off where as you just get killed one way or another for not being their race and having a dick. Women always come out on top, history has show that much.

>>39256789
Wow you have fucked up family man, i would ditch them at that point

>>39257599
I'm 25 and its fucking hard man

what doth life

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Depending on how you feel about orbiters this is either sad or hilarious

>>39257417
>just as fucked as before

what did he mean by this?

>>39258067
That's not depressing
Someone posted that screenshot of her two parents texting

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>>39258125
Would you really want a pity party with hundreds of strangers showing up to virtue signal? That old fucker just wanted to cook some food for his grandkids, not get harassed by a bunch of random douchebags.
>mfw all of my extended family hates me because I was the only one to keep in close contact with my rich great grandfather and he ended up leaving everything to me allowing me to live like a NEET king for the rest of my days

>>39258356
I just hope you die of a VCA at your place with people ever noticing you because of the rot stench.

>>39258148
>Ill post some cuck shit because it happened to me
Voluntarily? I can sympathize with dudes that were betrayed, but morons that actually buy into open relationship bullshit and get burned deserve it.

>>39258797
Long story short
>Seeing person
>Like them
>About a year go by
>They want to be open
>No idea what to say since it hurts so much emotionally
>Just say sure
>Lost all feelings for them
>Break up with them later when they talk about someone they are going to see
>They flip their shit and panic
>Say they are sorry and want to stay with me in a closed relationship

>>39258746
I just fucking nuted with your gt.
Old man served some justice.
It's like pottery

>>39258709
Haha fuck ya that's good shit

>>39258701
could be worse
>tfw 30

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>>39257071
Like this

Origimus

>>39257071
the virgin cut
the chad slice

>>39257831
Fuck man. This one hurts.

>>39258354
Fucking hell autists annoy me so much, maybe it's cause I was literally a knifes edge away from becoming this bad once

>>39258505
>tfw no bread gf

>>39258356
Well anon, you're posting on a Finnish alcohol bottle collecting forum on the board made for a purpose other than virgins crying

>>39257991
>all your life has lead up to this moment
>your entire marriage, your entire relationship with your significant other
>you love them with all your heart, and the child that will soon be born feels as if it is an extension of both of you
>the child is a symbol of your love for each other
>you both talk to the child, even though you know you won't be understood
>that doesn't matter, because you love this child with all your heart
>but, one day, there are complications
>something isn't right
>the doctor tells you that your baby, the child you have prepared for and maybe even named, has a very low chance of surviving childbirth
>you pray, you hold your partner and you tell each other that everything will be ok
>but that's a lie, and you know it is, but you keep saying it to comfort one another
>that lie hits you hard one day, because when your child is born there is nothing that can be done to save him or her.
>you hold your limp, lifeless baby in your arms, crying
>after a considerable amount of time, after resenting everything and everyone, you start to move on
>then some nigger on 4chan types up a stupid fucking post, "lol why mourn a kid who was never born haha"
>it all comes back to you
I hate you, anon

>>39258169
How did I know they'd all be a bunch of wiggers

>>39257983
god. i can feel the pain pulsing from the very end of my soul

>>39258427
>>39258429

Hes a former drug dealer/gang member that got a normal construction job and was trying to turn his life around.

>>39258863
Could be worst

>tfw 31 year old roastie[/spoilers]

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>>39257313
Jesus do people not read what they put down before they post something like that

>>39258234
fat piece of shit

>>39258129
>falling for some guy who is obviousily a psychopath

>>39258114
yes they do
i mean, she is SICK of attention of an awkward non-chad

>>39259086
Is there a non cancer resolution version of this pic?

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i can only imagine.
i can only...

>>39258038
>>39258163
Wow am i glad i moved out as soon as i legally could, can't imagine having to secretly live in my parents basement, i hope he found a job and a small rental house

>>39259287
I don't think so I just downloaded it from some other guy in a thread

>>39256789
Why can't you fucks just cut your wrists already. Do it, finish the job.

>>39259349
I'm not going to do that anon, sorry

>>39257609
I have a friend and he is unironically in love with Twilight. She carries her plushie everywhere, cleans her, dunno what else... I mean, it's a bit weird, but I am glad he is happy like that. If he had a human girlfriend I am sure he would be a great boyfriend, because he is always there for his waifu. He doesn't give a damn about what anyone thinks, he is in love.

>>39259424
Is he the guy that's travelled with her and posted his story on /mlp/ a few times? He seems like a cool dude if that's him.

>>39259349
>he doesn't realize that "depressed" kids are actually enjoying the attention and sensation they get from being edgy and 2deep4me
suicidal people are the complete opposite of r9k.

>>39259468
Exactly why they should commit suicide.

>>39257071

probably like pizza slices

>>39257253
This one's gotta be fake.

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feelsnotoriginalman

>>39259349
sounds really painful

my entire life is cringe, just add me to a situation with lots of people around, even normal things like shopping and i'll make a fool of myself.

actually add me to a social setting... DOOM.

>>39258234

Wheres that dad image when you need it?

>Hey champ, your mother and I have been talking and we decided its time for you to get out of your room and socialize. You keep looking at those cartoon girls we think its just not healthy! Look, champ. Im going to help you get a date. I posted your picture online saying your single. Its like fishing, really. You have to put yourself out there and sooner or later youll get a catch. You just have to be patient and keep your chin up, champ!

>>39258091
>so many pizza boxes
I am not so rich that I can afford to order pizza all the time.

>>39257450
>aw shit nigga
Kek'd way too hard

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>>39257732
can't relate to this at all
feels good man

>>39259456
got a link? i don't think he travels much, he has a job for the disabled, so he doesn't really have money for that.

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qetttp;lkjyhttrrt

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>>39258309
Try again phamalamm

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>>39259287
>can't into reverse image search

>>39258925

I'm sorry but i can't put myself in that place, i don't feel it.

, some parents abuse their own children later on, it's easy to love an innocent creature years down the line you might resent it.

>>39259843
jesus this is a quality thread
i am all sad now

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>>39258872
>Cake wasn't even his

>>39257894
Actually the internet got wind of it and lots of people actually attended his public cook off, so it had a happy ending.

>>39258067
ahahahahah that fucking delusional fuck in the pic

>>39258129
Wasnt this guy the "pretty thug"?

>>39259790
oh how i loath you and curse you you wretched normie you ungrateful sack of shit

>>39257272
>*waits patiently*
Legend says he is still out there...patiently waiting...

>>39259876
Someone who would abuse their children later on wouldn't have made that display desu

>>39258925
>he took the time to type this out

get a life lmfao

>>39257732
>>39259980
>fat
>GPA
too american to relate to

>>39257776
always this one... what a huge single mom raised faggot

Yesterday, I had sex with my wife. As always, she waited for me to put on a condom, but I didn't. I laid next to her, lifted up her leg, put it on me, kissed her and stuck it in. Then, after some minutes of unprotected bliss, I came inside her. During her fertile days.
I may be a father soon. Thank you all for showing me how to not raise a child. Thank you all.

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If you force yourself to follow my list to its logical conclusion, you will change.

>>39259830
I don't have a link, but I'm pretty sure one was a photo from France. It probably wasn't him then. Which means there's more like him.

>>39258169
this is why i hate the internet

>>39260260
>stop watching porn
but how though

>>39260093

Idk maybe abuse is very broad, being incompetent is a form of abuse, parents that are too stupid or ill to sufficiently raise an actual human being.
I've seen it plenty, no quality or sanctity of life, being of "good will" so to speak isn't a cover all for raising a good child, heck even loving your child too much can fuck them up.

>>39260260
Entirely cutting porn out is a meme, and reducing your consumption only warrants being that high in the list if you're literally losing hours every day to it.

>>39259843
Is that Steve Buscemi?

originalbuttzexpepenigger

>>39259843
is he retarded? did he really think the disgusting gook he was talking with was that cutie?

>>39257435
Dont forget the anime ones. Or soft loli breathing 10 hours.

>>39260260
>learn a second language

what the fuck you american imbeciles?

>>39258325
Is your sister originally hot?

>>39260260

>Volunteer
Only thing on the list I can get behind.
>Work out
Meme. Cardio is the only thing that matters.
Weights and bodybuilding are for narcissistic fags who think it's gonna make their chances with women any better. Don't be fat and have decent stamina and you're good. If you're ugly, gym won't change that. It's serving shit on a golden plate, not to mention gym people are retards and it's not gonna help you with depression as you'll always feel as if you're not good enough.
>Be kind
Be kind to those who deserve it, otherwise you're a cuck.
>Leave retail
as if it's easy for young adults
>Learn a second language
Americans seriously don't know a second language? I though this was a gag.

>>39257435
I'd slit my throat wide open before i get to this level

>>39260399

I guess from an outsiders perspective yes, i hate to use the word hot, she's "good looking"

>>39258172
git gud fgt
Original Comment

>>39258384
damn im sorry for this nigga i tought they always hang out in some gang shit

>>39259349
I get laughed at for cutting them weird

>>39260517
>Not wanting to achieve He-man mode

Lanklet detected

>>39257747
Free ride and dinner?
Hot damn, uber is getting desperate.

>>39260217
Wow, that sounds romantic. Does she lay there like a dead fish while you masturbate with her cunt, or is it reciprocal sex?

>>39260384
We own a fucking continent, eurotrash. Most of our counties are bigger than your shithole "nations," which is why we don't need to learn another language while you fuckers need two or three of them just to negotiate buying your next loaf of bread.

>>39259856
A classic example of why being a furry with a fursuit is a bad idea

>>39260517
but like with muscle I can imagine just everyday life being easier like being able to change a tire without fumbling around like a weak idiot.

>>39261068
>euroshitters refer to every state in america as simply america
never really understood this, theres great differences between the many parts of the US. I guess it's that we actually managed to get most of the people here to speak one language and only in a few areas are things printed in two different languages.

>>39261068
>unironically being an an Amerifat
You'd better start learning Spanish

>>39256789
I would have picked the cake up, turned it upside down, dropped it on the table, and walked out of the restaurant. I wish shit like this happened to me just so I could have an excuse to go off on people.

>>39260517
That's fucking retarded. Cardio is the meme. Working out even makes your face tighter if you go heavy. You are just confused because the poster boys all take roids and work out 4 hours a day, that's not what normie lifters look like. Go to the fucking gym. You will see accountants lifting, you will see white collar office managers lifting. They look great, and feel great. You actully have no idea what you are talking about

>>39257120
hey happy birthday dude. Truly wish you a happy one.
Go get high or something.

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>tfw used to do shit like this all the time in highschool

>>39261068
>We own a fucking continent
USA doesn't equal North America, you ignorant buffoon.

>>39257456
> asmr
> containing feet

umm.. how?

>>39261590
Thanks alot
Orgij

>>39259291
That's just physical exhaustion combined with a high-stress situation forcing the body to stay alert well beyond its ordinary state, when it should be resting.

>>39259291

He looks psychotic/ptsd

I know because i recognize that look

>>39258825
i forgot what the term for it was.
shit testing or something?
someone post if you remember, but it's a pretty obvious concept a lot of bots seem to have trouble with. it's that other people push their boundaries for them to make you assert yourself, not because they want to hurt you

>>39258172
the very way you approach this is wrong.
you're meant to WANT to make things YOUR OWN and to take control of your life.

might be low test, start working out lmao

>>39258293
>implying single parenthood doesnt create beta

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>>39257476
This guy still gets way more pussy than me so he wins anyway.

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>>39258234
>Any single girls won't a awsome guy...

>>39262135
Undisputed winrar

>>39260308
as many things, porn is bad when in excess. whack off once a weak yea whatever, whack off everday , bad

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>>39257285
This is why I'm slowly turning to a misanthrope. Why are some humans this disgusting?

>>39258172
The Robot lives on

>>39257332
story? this he an hero?

>>39257854
i cant take this one seriously, ive seen it memed so much. laughed desu

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>>39258384
didn't /b/ make this guy a birthday card?

>>39258925
it wasnt your fault, the fact that you feel bad shows that youre a fucking weak faggot, get cucked faggot.

>>39257788
Sides Status: in Orbit
Definitely top 5 ever

>>39261509

Have fun being a delusional narcissist. Lifting is useless unless you want to bulk up or some shit and that's retarded. gym won't make you any prettier. Stop conforming to the gym lie and focus on stamina and eating right.

From my 2 years experience at lifting there are very few normal people doing it. Most are teenagers, bodybuilders or desperate adults who quit after a few months. 90% of gym instructors aren't past their 20's.

>>39257253
I hope this is just a joke. If not that man is to pure for this world.

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>>39261068
At least we can afford a loaf of bread.

>>39257609
The thing about My Little Pony that got a lot of the hopeless ones attached was that each one had a personality that just simply doesn't exist in real life at least not in any sort of consistency. These people that cant be with most or all women still have the need for connection but they are attracted to personalities that dont exist.

>>39261611
I did this type of shit too. I cringed at this video because of how much it reminded me of myself

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no idea how this hasnt been posted yet. still fucks with me

>>39257468
lol she peed on the pregnancy test and she framed it....its got pee pee in it...HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>39259009
it's too late for you
hopefully you don't want kids or they'll be even more messed up and autistic

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>>39257854

TFW I remember not responding to letters my grandma sent me when I went off to college and suddenly she was gone...

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>>39261611
The video is unbearable to watch. After watching it again though I picked up a minor detail that was particularly sad. When she goes to hug him, it looks like he goes to kiss but she twists her head so far he is instantly denied even though his head has made progress in the same direction, so he has to spin it away. That may have sounded extremely autistic but if you watch the video you'll see what I mean.

>>39257916
Its because displays of affection like that have been demonized. Women now view it as creepy but at the same time still expect SOMETHING along those lines.

>>39257761
i think i see teary eyes wew

>>39257854
Shit like this is why sometimes I think China is better than the west. Over there something like this would land the kids/grand kids in jail.

>>39263073
Link? I would appreciate

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>>39263041
my local zoo got rid of the puffins and used "We wanted to give our polar bear more room" as an excuse

>>39260260
>leave retail
yeah it's that easy

just, get a higher paying job man lmao

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>>39263321
There are other garbage tier jobs that are not retail. Go pay $150 on a forklift permit or whatever and go work at a warehouse.

>>39260260
>Volunteer
Check
>Work out
Check
>Stop watching porn
FUCK

Why put something so obviously impossible in there?

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>>39260522
Fuck I didn't know this was bad

>>39260260
literary do all those things. I felt so empty for so long, a few weeks ago I finally met a cute girl on omegle. Talking to her for two weeks now, haven't been this happy since I was a kid. Dad thinks it's a scammer and disapproves, tells me to chose her or my family. I'm going to chose her, if this doesn't work out I'll an hero.

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>>39263140
As an Asian, we're honestly not much better than you guys. Of course unlike western pigs, we would actually attend but if there were faily issues it would quickly devolve into trying hardest to get on the grandfather's good side for favor/inheritance etc. In my family, a few of my aunts accused one of my uncles of poisoning my great grandfather (he had died more than 20 years previous) on event of my great grandmothers death.

>>39263340
What's the point if it's still a garbage tier job?

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>>39257802
This fucking cow isn't even happy with a well dressed, well groomed guy. Women are so fucking vile they make me feel sorry for Chad.

>>39263440
Retail is a dead end soul crushing enviorement?

>>39262135
That's pretty based desu.

Redpilled to the end

>>39263457
Warehouses aren't? Are you crazy?

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jeb is /ourguy/

>>39257120


Happy birthday Anon!

Hope your day is going great (:

>>39257435
>go to one of these videos
>look at the comments
This is like a whole new level of cuck. If I ever get reduced to this, I'll fucking shoot myself.

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>>39261068
>own continent
>get triggered by one little shitpost

>>39257417
>30$ paypal?
>r*ddit

lol

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>Expect a fun comedy anime
>Get extremely depressed instead

>>39257120
Happy birthday, consider yourself hugged ;)

>>39257732
Such is life of failed normie

>>39263484
Absolutely. Its all different layers of hell.

>>39260260
>volunteer
is this bait?
>learn a second language
for what purpose? I speak english. I have no use for inferior languages.

>>39257450
That aint shit compared to the guy who got "married" to his twilight plush, has bdsm toys for his twilight plush, and does scat stuff with his twilight plush.

>>39258336
That's just fucking hilarious, anon.

>>39258676
>duke 88
Is that like a /pol/ superhero or something?

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Wanna stop being a robot? Go kill a bunch of people

>>39258925
>the child is a symbol of your love for each other

Get the fuck out of here

Me and my gf have failed 3 times in a row now, at least I didn't turn homo like you

>>39257727
>goldman
every single time

>>39259577
Easily one of the saddest greentext stories on the entire fucking internet. Damn it.

>>39257831
i would sit down with him, even if i didnt know him.

>>39259856
this is why being dumb and poor and having access to the internet is a bad idea

>>39258336
>still has cheetos residue on face
it's almost too perfect

>>39263140
Lol your so thick
They abandon their elderly in the fucking woods when they become a burden. Google that shit.

>>39258528
>im a cuck
>wife left me for cucker
>i don't like this all of a sudden
cucks get what cucks deserve

>>39257468
Dude it's just a clump of cells lmao like chill

>>39258528
I feel like this is the ultimate cuck fantasy though? Why isn't he just masturbating day in day out just thinking about how he's been cucked so hard his marriage is gone?

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>>39262580
i genuinely mean that you should do cardio every day and work out 3 times a week with compounds- just squats, dls, pull ups, ohp for health reasons. Bone density gains plus more muscle mass means less cancer risk. Joints need to be worked out and used and while you are at it why not build some muscle.

>>39258872
seriously these virgin/chad comics never fail to make me laugh like a maniac

>>39257806
there's a part two? do you remember what happens?

>>39258309
What a poor woman. Has to deal with shit this madman does on a daily basis.

>>39263739
oh god its so bad, I watch asmr a lot to help with insomnia but god damn the community is gross

>>39259856
I feel sorry for it's parents. If i was in their shoos, i would beat the shit out of that fucker until he becomes a normal human being once again. if he ever was.

>>39257732
Stop reminding me of the hope I used to have, and I am only 21.

>>39257450
>Aw shit nigga

I'm dead, that guy was trolling

>>39257253
>I am blessed too, like Joseph!

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>>39261611
This is him now

>>39256789
This is my favorite green text. The misery and humiliation is palpable.

>>39258397
If She provides then she's the man.

>>39267154
How tall are they? The females look like midgets.

>>39260522
Right? This and people spending hours installing ass and tit mods on Bethesda games. Pathetic as fuck

>>39257806
>>39266064
There's no part 2.

>>39267340
>This and people spending hours installing ass and tit mods on Bethesda games.

Fuck you. Learning how to get those hundreds of sex mods to work compatably was the hardest, most tedious, and most intellectually frustrating thing I've ever accomplished.

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>>39258091
I'm proud that I broke this cycle at age 17.

>>39260260
The only universally helpful things listed here are:
>Volunteer
>Work Out
>Be Kind
and
>Leave Retail

>>39257802
>Well groomed beard
>Nice watch
>Bought her flowers
>Clearly works out
>lol no fuck this *crying laughter emoji*
I wish women would just fucking die.

>>39258129
>Tear tattoo
Doesn't that mean he was raped?

>>39259008
If he was still a criminal, a bad boy, several women would have shown up and begged for his cock.

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>>39258172
Is that Jason?

>>39260260
>Stop watching porn.
Never.
>second language
Nah.