Ask an Italian failed normie anything

I heard italy has easy neetbux, true?

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>>39255738
>I heard italy has easy neetbux, true?
Sorry mate I have no idea what neetbux is or are

>>39255738
not really mate, it's pretty hard to get neetbux in italy

>>39255670
Do you carry spaghetti with you when you go out?

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>>39255842
>Do you carry spaghetti with you when you go out?
No

can i move to italy without knowing any italian or will i be shunned.

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>>39255927
>can i move to italy without knowing any italian or will i be shunned.
In the South, no one speaks English. Northern Italians are better but still not generally VERY good with English, so conversations could be a little bit hard to carry on. Why would you want to move here BTW? It's shit.

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>>39255927
Pros: people are kind and welcoming. Being a country living mostly of turism has that as a pro

Cons: there are VERY few people over 30 who can talk well english.

Depends also where you would come

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In italy is not considered a crime to watch 2D lolis' hentai

>>39255842
yes but often I spill them all over the place

>>39255959
>Why would you want to move here BTW? It's shit.
i have citizenship due to familial reasons and my dad though i should have one. I could live there for a while if i wanted to.

>>39255670
Which part of italy?

orgegninalpizza

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>>39256042
>Which part of italy?
North-West.

Are you guys going to recover from all the migrants flowing in?

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>>39255670
>normie
What are you doing on my board?

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>>39256058
Kek, from the other side of pianura padana, also, why am I talking in english?

>>39255670
Isn't italian culture all about being boisterous and confident? That must be an awful place to be a failed normie.

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>>39256073
>Are you guys going to recover from all the migrants flowing in?
I don't think we'll do. They are literally EVERYWHERE and people either don't care or has no power of decision

>>39256083
>What are you doing on my board?
FAILED normie. I'm basically a cyborg/robot hybrid

>>39256090
>why am I talking in english?
because Italian is not a good language for the Internet

>>39256093
>Isn't italian culture all about being boisterous and confident?
not very much. how did you get this idea

>>39256073
I doubt it. You find migrants everywhere here.
It's ruining country's safety and economy, since having migrants sleeping on streets doesn't really help turism

>>39255927
>can i move to italy
why exactly would you want to?
It's a third world shithole by now, with 50% actual youth unemployment, crazy high cost of living

>>39256093
It is indeed.
Italian culture is also similar to japanese one about family and pride.
Being a robot here, or a cyborg is hell

>>39256111
>>39256106
That really sucks I hope you guys get a hold on it.

>>39256106
That's what /pol/ told me as well as other places online. I alsp heard you guys stay virgins up until your 20's which seemed contradicting. What is it really like then?

>>39256106
>They are literally EVERYWHERE
>>39256111
>You find migrants everywhere here.

Yes. Every small town by now has hordes of africans roaming around making you feel like you're in Somalia or something.
Everything is dirty and unsafe.

IN ADDITION to the 6 million other immigrants already living (parasitizing) here from the absolute worst countries of origin ever including but not limited to murderous Albanians&Romanians, millions of moslems, and of course africans from the early days.
There's also a considerable chinese presence shitting up the place and ruining local economies.

>>39256129
Swiss literally closed borders, and Europe is obliging us to accept migrants, but they don't allow us to distribute them in other countries. Some hotel owners were literally forced to accept migrants for free and to give them a place and food for free.

>>39256106
I'm starting to wonder if you're really italian OP, because what you say contradicts most of what I've heard from your flag when flags are forced

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Do you know my cousin Ciro? He posed in a photo once this is him hes from naples

hed a fuccboi

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>>39256158
Fellow italian I see

Mammamia indeed

>>39256167
Well maybe there is someone that can run on repatriating all the migrants back to their original countries.

>>39256167
I am not op but I can tell he is, ask anything in italian or about this country.

>>39256167
>because what you say contradicts most of what I've heard
Like what?
You've also have to understand the peninsula is effectively culturally split in 3 with the North being VERY different from the South.
Typical italo-dago-mafia-spaghetti stereotypes are spot on for the southerners desu, but Northern italians and to an extent central italians are completely different.

>>39255852
Nah, around here we carry ravioli

>>39256106
>I don't think we'll do. They are literally EVERYWHERE and people either don't care or has no power of decision
dude what, italy will recover from the rapefugee crisis easily, young people have right wing views and racism is on the rise
>because Italian is not a good language for the Internet
the only language allowed on r9k is english, besides it would be mean to speak in italian, others would not be abe to understand us
>not very much. how did you get this idea
are you sure you are italian my dude?

>>39256214
wrong reply fixed it
>>39256162
>>39256214

>>39256225
>>39256192
Do you know my cousin? He posed in a photoshoot and he sells drugs hes from naples he browses /a/ with very bad english

Cant conract him online

>>39256201
Well I'm leaving soon, this place is effectively a death sentence. Everybody I know is pretty much living out their youth supported by their families always "waiting" for stuff to get better meanwhile it's gotten considerably worse in the last 9 years from the onset of the 2008 economic crisis.
An entire generation utterly RUINED with no prospects whatsoever.

Country is on its deathbed.

>>39256249
>young people have right wing views and racism is on the rise
Where the fuck do you live, young people are all antifa or altleft here

>the only language allowed on r9k is english, besides it would be mean to speak in italian, others would not be abe to understand us
italian is a bad language on the internet. Have you ever seen an italian meme? terrible

>are you sure you are italian my dude?
molto sure, cosa e' che ti fa pensare che non lo sia?

>>39256266
I don't consider terroni as people, I am sorry I don't know him as a human being

>>39256298
>Where the fuck do you live, young people are all antifa or altleft here
rome, and people over here are pretty redpilled my dude, they are starting to get sick of all the black hobos and muslims on the streets
>italian is a bad language on the internet. Have you ever seen an italian meme? terrible
yeah, italian memes are straight garbage
>molto sure, cosa e' che ti fa pensare che non lo sia?
most italians have confidence, are extroverts and are loud as fuck, that's why it seemed strange to me you didn't know about that

>>39255670
Sono tanti i robot in Italia? Ogni volta che vado a visitare i miei nonni mi sembra di vedere dei ricchioni Chad che vivono a casa con la mammina o ragazze viziate che chiedono palesemente troppo dai loro coetanei.

>>39256266
>He posed in a photoshoot
for the police, I hope

>>39256317
>terroni as people
They're closer to northern africans than europeans, I honestly have a harder time relating/communicating with them than a different nationality altogether, even third worlders

>>39256249
alt right is the minority. young people are libtards here where I am, sadly

>>39256058
Genova?

>>39256265
I am seriously hoping the mafia will do something

>>39256352
sorry to hear that anon, it must be awful

>>39256332
>rome
dude, you chose Grillo to lead you. You're not the most intelligent/reliable population

>>39256358
I wish. Turin, city of faggotry

>>39256334
>>39256317
nah hes cool. I want him to lend me some money online im bitcoin

>>39256332
>rome
then you're a terrone so of course you'd find italian stereotypes accurate moron
>people over here are pretty redpilled my dude
Also underage.. Rome has always had a strong far right presence, which is absolutely untrue for the rest of the peninsula in particular the centre-north.
Yes, Lega Nord is on the rise and the PD is most probably gonna lose the next general election, because people are sick of the migrant shit but that's it.

Most are just exasperated cuckservatives/normies.

Even if Lega were to win, there's no feasible way to send back the hordes and the joo owned media(couple with the international ONG/media cabal) is gonna start the usual terrorist campaign to impeach the Gov like they did with Berlusconi.

But then again you're waaaay to young to remember


RIP Italy

>>39256393
>im bitcoin
nice to meet you, bitcoin.

>>39256375
>the mafia will do something
evidence points to the mafia actively helping out NGOs etc with the migrant trafficking dude

>>39256358
Or Milano I think

>>39256375
dude they are making money off of it they see it as a way that they can make money.

>>39256192
That looks some nigger/spic shit. Is that even italy?

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>>39256416
WHAT THE HELL YOU CAN'T EVEN COUNT ON THE MAFIA THESE DAYS FUCKING CHRIST

>>39256445
>Is that even italy?
NO. It's Naples. Don't mix apples with turds.

>>39256445
below Reggio-Emilia is not even Italy

>>39256400
>then you're a terrone so of course you'd find italian stereotypes accurate moron
not actually italian, legally immigrant scum
>Most are just exasperated cuckservatives/normies.
no doubt 98% of people that live in rome are normies, we even have a fucking gay village here so yeah, i can't wait for another world war my dude, i can't take this faggotry propaganda anymore

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How do you a-go from this...

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>>39256507
...to a-this?

>>39256445
italy was traditionally repressed so people in campania created the secondigliano system to help suport the people from neofascists and give labor to people like modern day robin hood

But yea some bitcoin

>>39255670
are you terrone maccherone?

>>39256585
this questions has already been replied twice: >>39256058 and >>39256378

>>39256498
>not actually italian, legally immigrant scum
so why don't you stfu instead of accusing anons of not being italian themselves?

You have to go back

>>39256608
Maybe Turin isn't the best city in Italy, but at least you are not from CASERTA

>>39256666
>CASERTA
>666+6
Rido parecchio (di te)

>>39256614
>so why don't you stfu instead of accusing anons of not being italian themselves?
because it seems strange that you don't know about your own country stereotypes
>You have to go back
i will as soon as i make enough money to buy a comfy apartment in a city in the mountains in my home country

>>39256666
Campania is QUADS

Sto imparando l'italiano, give tips to improve

>>39256684
>you don't know about your own country stereotypes
You can't even read english (I doubt italian either) stupid nigger
He wasn't saying they're not sterotypes, he was syaing they're NOT TRUE dumb brown 80iq moron
>make enough money to buy a comfy apartment in a city in the mountains in my home country
Selling drugs or stealing no doubt. And good riddance, gtfo

>>39256666
>not wanting to live in casal di principe
>not wanting to live a relaxing peaceful life raising buffalo to make mozzarella

>>39256725
>stupid nigger
says the nigger manlet
>He wasn't saying they're not sterotypes, he was syaing they're NOT TRUE
he had no idea what the other dude was talking about, i know you italians don't speak english that god but come on man
>Selling drugs or stealing no doubt
lmao, like i'd do something this low paying and high risk

>>39256741
>pianura padana
>avg. humidity 999999999999999999999%

are there a lot of niggers around casal di principe?

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>>39256773
>i know you italians don't speak english that god

Was puss puss wet???

Senatus Populusque Romanus?

>>39256776
Not at all its a pretty decent place to live

>>39256816
optical fiber or cotton fiber?

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>>39255670
What do Italians think of Mussolini and is he as hated as hitler is in Germany nowadays?

>>39256858
DVX MEA LVX

Mussolini is Love, Mussolini is Life

some good italian music
https://youtu.be/KEPeGmtul3o

>>39256773
>says the nigger manlet
Another stupid stereotype from the actual nigger, kys
>he had no idea what the other dude was talking about,
NO he wasn't, he only asked where did the other anon got the ideas (hint: just stereotypes)
>i know you italians don't speak english that god but come on man
You appear to be actually illiterate on the other hand, and lol@needing a single comment to make you reveal your nasty niggetry surface after you having played sympathetic goodboi throughout the thread.
>like i'd do something this low paying and high risk
So what is it? Human trafficking?
It's apparent a dumb nigger like you couldn't possibly land a nice job, especially in Italy today

How do you feel knowing you wont ever have a qt girlfriend hold you strongly while you cruise around Rome at 2 in the night?

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>>39255670

Can u explain the job situation.

Im part Greek, how is it with the immigrants and also are the women cute? Would somebody who looks greek do all right in Italy or is there cooler places to go, *(I hear Romania is fun)

enjoy more italian music friend
https://youtu.be/qe7TLOQRBO0

What qualifies you as a failed normie?
Why you was a normie and what are you failed?

>>39256969
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHUVIjjT_WY

I see some fellow piskelletti dark in this thread

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>>39255670
Do pizza gfs exist or are they just a myth? Plz tell me how 2 get 1

Also how to stop drinking depresso expresso?

>>39255670
Ciao, robot qui, sei neet come me?

KHHV?

any gypsies here

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any ragazze carine in this thread?

>>39255670
how does it feel knowing a migrant is pumping his African seed into your oneitis.

>>39256705
Madonna santa boy, just do your meglio.
Remember that pasta va al dente che scotta sucks ass

>>39257152
I have trascended, I work, study, vydia, repeat.
Girls are cute but overall stacies, so I can easily live without them

>>39255738
You get zero neetbux here. Only if you are disabled, and its quite little

>>39255970
We are not spain or greece, we dont live mostly by turism

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Just a reminder that terroni are NOT welcome here and should get the FUCK OFF THIS BOARD.
Thx bye