Can I pls do a fembots homework and or help in some way with

>>39254772
Same except I can give her money too

>>39254837
I'll do the homework, give money, and won't expect a single thing. You don't even have to talk to me beyond providing an email address and your paypal so I can give these to you.

You don't even have to be female. Don't even show me your picture.

Fuck, I'll give you the deed to my house.

I know you guys are trolling but I got $8000 of loans for a girl because I thought she liked me.

>>39254882
storytime please, and proofs if you have them

forget these other guys fembots, ill be your personal slave, ill literally give you my entire life and do whatever you say expecting nothing in return

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you can do mine if you want, how can i contact you?

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>>39254772
>help in some way with something, expecting nothing in return?
You already have with that adorable image, OP.
Thanks.

>>39254924
I'm a certified 180+ IQ genius. Just think your question and I'll solve it.

All I need is the latitude and longitude of your house.

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>>39254950
but I don't wanna give my location :<

>>39254924
op here
[email protected]
thank you for the honor this is how I cope

>>39254961
I figured out your location thanks to the second post. Should have encrypted your picture.
I'm now delivering 5 billion pizzas to your house.

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>>39254975
B-but anon, I don't even live in a house! Is that a bluff? Could you even say my city?

;3

>>39254975
4chan strips all GPS data from images when uploaded, dumbass.

>>39254899
Outside of showing bank details etc idk

Knew this cute chubby asian chick since I was 18. We worked together at a KFC in an asian heavy suburb in Aus. She used to flirt with me a lot at work and ended up asking for money to pay her rent. I gave her about 200 each time for about 5 weeks. Never got anything. She offered to pay me with sex but I said no.

Fast forward like 8 years and she adds me on FB randomly saying she regrets what happened and that she wants to be friends. We hang out a couple times and I ask her out. She accepts. Except she treats me like shit and won't touch me. Makes up some story about past debts that she's running from. I thought I could help her and she would be grateful or whatever. She just harrasses me for weeks until I get about 3 loans adding up to 8000. Continues to treat me like shit, won't touch me, won't go on dates with me and sits on the other end of the lounge on her phone when we hang out. I call it off. She goes insane with rage saying how I'm a headcase and whatever.

Then about a year later threatens to send a couple guys around to my house to fuck me up because she thinks I was spreading shit about her to her friends.

Lesson learned, I have no self esteem and am good for nothing.

>>39254997
Heh, you don't think I hacked into the 4chan database to change how it operates. Nothing personal.
>>39254993
I'm not going to say
Lest you run away.
Roasties must pay.

>>39254924
>>39254962
pls respond ;--;

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>>39255028

I'm not a roastie!! >:<

you're a mean boi

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>>39255046
check your email anon, I replied! I can send another if it didn't work

>>39255049
heh I have a picture of your gross vagina right in front of me after hacking your webcam

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>>39255005
I'm sorry to hear that, anon.
You're kind enough to find a much better girl than her. At least now you'd be more wary of people manipulating you, right?

>>39254772
what about traps?
orginame

>>39255117
I don't have a webcam, nor have I ever taken nudes

>>39255142
I don't know anymore. I've tried to be a good man and just live life the way I wanted but all my friends moved on, women don't want anything to do with me. I just work and sleep. I'd take my own life but my nieces adore me. They mean a lot to me and I don't want to make them sad if I died but it doesn't make me feel any less unfulfilled. I don't know what to do. I can't sleep and I have to get up in 6 hours for work. Thanks for reading

>>39255270
It sounds like you need a fresh start.
You're obviously caring and sweet, you just need to find somebody who doesn't care about appearance or idiotic minor things.
Sleep well if you can, anon.

Can I pls get a fembot to post her tits? You will get nothing in return.

>>39255005
Why did you refused to have sex with? Were you hoping for a relationship?

>>39255364
I didn't want sex in return for what I did. I didn't want anything really. I wanted to be useful and hoped she might see me as someone that can help her.

>>39255411
If could return back time would you have fucked her?

I mean at least you wouldn't have waisted all that money for nothing. Unless you are a normie that has sex frequently in that case i can comprehend your intent.

I'm a desperate robot here.

>>39255506
Nah. I lost my virginity before then so I wasnt desperate. Before you call me a normie I should tell you that I'm 28 and haven't had sex since my first time. 11 years and counting.

Anyway sorry for hijacking the thread. Thanks to your kind words >>39255318 >>39255142 it's nearly midnight in Aus and this stupid wagecuck has work.

>>39254772
>>39254837

Tee hee, boys? I have stuff for you to do
>*dick pops out*
Whoops, ignore my large clit
>*wig falls off*
So, who wants to do stuff for meeee?

Oh yeah, tee hee

>>39255573
Well that's pretty sad.

I'm 21 years old KHHV, I will lose my virginity once I'll have enough money to pay an escort, It's the only way for me.

>>39254962
I emailed you but you didn't respond.

>>39254993
>Could you even say my city?

That faggot can't. But I can.

England

>>39255773
>city
>England
Anon, I...

>>39255803

I know. Please try to contain yourself. I know it's hard, but atleast try.

>>39255005
This is some next level pathetic-ness.

Fuck you. I got angry reading that.

>>39255712
I did not respond to Kathleen.

>>39256392
>Kathleen
Oh shit, Kathleen's in here??!?

>>39255832
Holyshit how did you do that

oh I think I know

Good. NEETs should be put to work one way or another.

>>39258161
I'm a NEET, what should I do?

>>39258550
I can't think of anything right now.

>>39254772
I got bills to pay bois, hmu

>>39258794
Should I give you money?

>>39258846
I mean it would be nice

>>39258905
please i beg of you let me give you money too. just tell me how much the other orbiter is paying and i double it

>>39259146
Don't do this to yourself anon, you better then this, stop it!!!!

>>39259146
Don't be a faggot anon, if you're going to lend money to girls then go and buy a prostitute

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wish a nice boy would offer to teach me how to play league better instead of doing my homework
we can even voice chat

>>39259293
It probably isn't about sex. He's being controlled by his instinct to provide for women.

i gave a girl that i hardly even knew 2 grand. Im not even sure why i did it. Heres the story:

>get a job at starbucks
>notice one of my co workers is super cute
>dont ever talk to her
>one day i am on break and i notice her crying in break room
>ask her if shes ok
>she says she has impacted teeth, and is in pain 24/7, but has no money or health insurance
>she tells me she cant eat or sleep, and just cries constantly because she is in so much pain
>i tel her i will loan her the money so she can get her teeth fixed, if she will pay me back over time
>she says ok
>see her a few days later and she seems so happy, and tells me thanks for being so kind. says not to worry, she will pay me back a little each paycheck
>she quits a few days later and i never see her again
>she apparently left town with her bf
>kiss 2 grand goodbye

>>39259300
i can teach you how to csgo scrub

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>>39259324
an fps? i'd rather kill myself

>>39259300
Become Korean. Drink Korean semen and you will soon gain super human keyboard skills

>>39259146
interesting.
my venmo is [email protected]

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>>39259422
i would suck Fakers cock until there wasn't anything left

>>39259422
the secret to true power

>>39259519
Timestamp and I'll send some?

>>39259816
but its against the rules to post pictures of ourselves

W-Would you even buy me games?

>tfw no paypig

>>39260027
Of course I would my precious femanon.
Name a game.
Any game!

There's nothing I want more than to give money to a fembot. Literally. It's my greatest wish. But she has to deserve it.

>>39260047
I remember the first time I was introduced to this fetish was on a news report of all places.

those were simpler, more innocent times

>>39260082
Why is that your greatest wish?

>>39260082
What does she have to do to deserve it?

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The only thing worse than whores are their enablers.

>>39260155
Because I can't have any kind of real relationship with anyone since I don't care about people, but if she's good enough I would appreciate her and if I did that she would appreciate me.

>>39260215
Be extremely charming. I don't care about looks.

>>39260054
U-Umineko.

>>39259863
O-oh
Make a /b/ thread?

>>39260231
I hope you find someone willing to do that with you!

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>tfw no paypiggu orbiters
I-i've been doing it all wrong, bois

>>39260247
done
/b/thread/742996908

>>39260715
>>>/b/742996908
REEEEE learn to link properly

>>39260773
meh, ive been travelling for shitty job training so my brain is fried

>>39260816
what job were you training for?

This is literally how easy it is to be a woman. The next time a girl on here tells you that """fembots""" can exist and have it just as hard in life as men, just link them to this whole thread.

>>39260878
this tbqhwymd

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>>39255005
>She offered to pay me in sex but I refused

Had to stop there.

>>39260864
front desk hotel shit they sent us all to this meeting thing and basically lectured about how to not fuck up. the pay aint great but I get to work late hours and have my days free to do whatever

>>39254837
>>39254867
>>39258846
>>39259146
Hi ^^ uh hey I mean I am down with getting free money I just dropped a bunch of money on a new sewing machine and stuff so I could try and get into making collars

Here's a pic, am real fembot. Can post more with timestamp if needed!

>>>/b/742998605

>>39261085
You're supposed to be attractive to get free money just for being a girl, you dumb cunt

>>39261166
It's not the best pic of me but I just posted another with timestamp

>>39261085
Are you famous or something?

>>39261307
Lolgodno thatd be sorta cool tho??

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>>39261307
Yea dude that's Elle Fanning. You know, from Neon Demon.

>>39261374
omfg, I have been told that literally since i was a kid x.x i dont see it in the face but in the body sorta!

>>39259816
Here! I'm sorry I missed you the first time!

>>39261085

>>39261085
great, you killed the thread. look what you fucking did

Hahahaha


I accidentally killed a thread an hour ago

>>39262792
>teehee im a dumb roastie the ruins everything I touch xD

>>39262978
Dumbass I'm not roastie

>>39263026
like hell you fucking arent, roastie

>>39259146
>>39254837
a-are you still willing to do this
my kik is mikudayooo

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Everyone in this thread needs to be banned

>>39263958
ive been waiting on results for a couple hours now, I believe it was either a ruse or theyve chickened out

>>39255005
You're too pure. Fucking hell. You don't deserve that.

Made you mouse over me, huh?

>>39264904
my heart broke for that anon

..anyone still willing to help me with homework? i dont want money i just want help

[email protected]

>>39265146
emailed you originally