Who here /tipster/ Anyone wanna share tips?

if you go to five guys for a bacon cheeseburger, ask for extra bacon.
they dont charge extra

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this is how you make "anon's spicy sauce" part 1 of 2

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>>39254647
it's a little complicated but it is great on bbq

>>39254440
I ordered a pizza last night and some old guy was my delivery boy.
Looked to be about in his sixties. Said he had trouble finding the address and was trying to get me to leave a tip as compensation. Told him no and said thanks. He did a fake smile, laughed and walked away. Made me glad im not a loser like that honestly.
You have to be quite the fuck up to be a papa johns pizza boy that thinks he deserves a tip because of any inconveniences during delivery escpesially at that age.

>>39254727
>asks for a tip
disgusting, I always leave them the change if it's a 20 note or whatever, but if they ask I want every god damn penny

>>39254727
>Gets lost
>asks for a tip for the inconvenience.
Jesus. I do delivery myself, it's a fuckin do nothing job but the entitlement and stupidity from other drivers never ceases to amaze me. Getting tips is as easy as being nice, not forgetting shit and dropping the right phrases. Sir and ma'am the straight laced folk and throw a "Ayy dude" towards the dumb jocks.