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Short story time! You might find this one interesting.
>decide to go out by myself to meet new friends or perhaps a girl
>did this a few times, had fun generally. am not bothered at all with being by myself at music events, nobody really gives a shit
>this one is a terrace lounge bar type setting
>DJ is killing it
>sipping beer and vibing to his selections
>hour and a half goes by pretty quickly, having fun
>take a short walk outside, rest a bit
>go back to where i was
>after a while this dude stands next to me and starts talking to me
>he looks like an aspergers 14 year old, and it's not even an exaggeration, that's LITERALLY how he looked like
>he had a 'LIKE A BOSS' meme t-shirt on, i'm not making this up
>starts talking to me about video games as he tries to dance awkwardly
>think to myself "... is this even happening? "
>he's the same age as me (20) and he came there with his mom
>with his fucking mom
>i'm not making this shit up
>i think "well okay, this guy is clearly socially awkward, i'll be nice to him, that way he can get some more confidence"
>he talks to me about youtubers like Markiplier and Jackscep-whatever his face is
>he talks to me about 'dank memes'
>I still can't believe this is happening, but it gets better
>during our convo he mentions how he almost got laid with this one girl that he was in bed with
>meanwhile I'm still a HHKV at age 20
>consider myself a well adjusted, sober individual who is a productive member of society, generally have my shit together, work out, take care of my grades and make a lot of cool shit for fun and personal projects
>this guy almost got laid, i'm not even close
>continue talking to me, he adds me on facebook, i go along with it
you probably go on r9k so if you're reading this sorry i called you a sperg
It's really funny how life tests you sometimes, i went home pretty neutral but had a good laugh about it all the next morning
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>>39252376
he probably either lied or got close when he was a teenager because teenagers are universally horny as fuck and even the most beta could fuck with effort and low standards
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>>39252376
I really believe there is some gene or something that is to be discovered that allows people to get a partner and some people just didn't win the genetic lottery, thus will never be able to attract a permanent partner or have unpaid, consensual sex, not influenced by drugs or alcohol. Great story though I don't think I would be able to not laugh my ass off in front of the guy if it happened to me
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>>39252387
Maybe dude. Well, anyone who brags like that openly to someone they just met is kind of suspicious so... well I dunno! Might be.
I think it's pretty safe claim he's on the spectrum somewhere. I'm not even saying this because I'm mad at him for whatever reason because I'm not. If you saw how this dude looks like, acts like and talks like you'd be saying the same thing regardless of the interaction you would have with him. I'm just being honest!
>>39252420
hahaha perhaps bro, i was thinking that maybe a lot of r9k is actually asexual (assuming that's a real thing). I talk to some of my friends that did get laid (people that are obviously not asexual whatsoever) and it's like they totally allow their primal instincts and urges to take over them when they want to get pussy, they dont care whatsoever about the other person and they can't even IMAGINE what goes on trough our heads when we even think about doing the same thing. Like we have this consciousness level that's unimaginable to them *insert big brain boy meme here*
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imma give this a quic bump rn f a m
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last bump and ALSO this comment is original
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