Who else here unironically is a virgin?

ive been fucked in the ass a few times but have never fucked another guy in the ass. so i'm still a virgin kind of. feels bad.

>>39251696
You are most certainly not a virgin.

>>39251696
I'm a faggot myself, but people like you make me sick. No, you are not a fucking virgin ever since you had your ass stretched out by a stranger.

>>39251703
i haven't had intercourse with my primary sexual organ though. that makes me, in some ways, a virgin.


>>39251719

>i'm a faggot myself

people like you make me sick.

>>39251703
>>39251719
No, fuck off, I have never been with a woman so I'm a virgin. Gay sex because you where a horny teen doesn't count.

>>39251719
and who said it was a stranger wtf you are garbage, dude

>>39251729
What are you if not a faggot? A """"""bisexual"""""?

>>39251736
It does count. There is no way around it.

>>39251756
Just because you had gay sex once doesn't make you gay. I still identify as straight.

>>39251756
you're not actually a homo if you refer to yourself as a faggot. not a self-respecting one, at least. Shitty word, worse than nigger, stop using it unironically.

>>39251763
You identify as a straight, but you are a faggot at heart. You are not a virgin, you cannot twist the word to mean what you want it to mean no matter how many mental gymnastics to apply to the concept.

>>39251767
I am, actually, but I'm also conscious enough to be aware of the context I'm posting in. 4chan is what it is, so I adapt my language accordingly.

>>39251763
>Just because you had gay sex once doesn't make you gay
lol the absolute denial

>>39251767
it's like nigger, they're allowed to use it because they are it.

fuck off nigger, you don't get to use anything because you're a cis white male. get it? nobody gives a FUCK what you have to say, shut the FUCK up.

>>39251796
>>39251793
>have gay sex once, ONCE
>don't actually like it
>decide to never have sex with men again

I'm straighter than you niggers, you're all potential faggots.

>>39251848
>once
>>39251696
>a few times

Which one is it?

>>39251851
I'm
>>39251736
>>39251763
>>39251848

They other guy dunno.

>>39251870
You are still not a virgin, and you actually felt enough of a physical attraction to the other guy to allow him to fuck you. You still had enough of a boner to have sexual intercourse with him, which implies a certain degree of physical attraction. You have homosexual tendencies.

>>39251667
I'm a virgin but i don't feel like a robot. do i just not belong here or??

>>39251940
This place has long since been flooded with normgroids, so literally everyone belongs here.

>>39251667
What you're describing in that image is just a normalfag, not a cyborg.

That's not how cyborgs are.
>schizoid
>depression
>decent social skills, never goes outside anyways
>emotionally distant

>>39251767
A buch of gays call themselves fags. Only colossal faggots don't like it.

>>39252404
That's a robot, not a cyborg. Cyborgs are normgroid trash who are more than capable of getting a new gf every month yet still feel inadequate.

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>>39251667
>30% no

Fucking kill me lads what has this board become. I knew this board has been in rapid decline for a while but it really shows just how much our sanctuary is being invaded. Jesus fucking christ.

>>39252468
8 ch a n's /v9k/ is objectively the best board for actual robots. More lenient than Wizardchan's gestapo but still decent enough to limit itself to male virgins.

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>people are responding with "no"
OUT

>>39251667
There are ironic virgins here?

>>39252973
at least 60% of those who claim to be virgins are doing so ironically because 4chan and le frog memes autism xDD

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>>39251667
>May be found saying that going without sex as a nonvirgin is harder than going without sex as a virgin

REEEEEEEEEEEEE! EVERY FUCKING TIME! SELF PITY IS ALL I HAVE LEFT AND NOW THEY WANT TO MONOPOLISE THAT TOO? NORMIES GET OUT!

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>>39254037
It's true though. After all, you can't have heroin withdrawals if you've never done heroin.

>>39254164
The desire to have sex is innate in all human beings. The desire for warmth and physical contact is an addiction hardwired into human consciousness since its inception.

Aight so what if I rubbed my dick against a passable traps dick until we both came? Is that sex?

>>39251667
Yup, virgin. Never had any sexual contact with a female.

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My compatriots, know you are not alone. 24 KHV checking in.

I'm literally autistic and ugly af, but I'm also rich and white so I've managed to get laid a few times. Not in years though.

>>39254164
It's absolutely wrong. Never knowing what sex feels like, what passion feels like is one of the worst kinds of alienation.
t. lost my virginity at 25 and now on my third year without sex.

>>39254679
Yes.
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>>39254852
>rich
>not a virgin
Not a robot. Fuck outta here, normalfag.
>b-but muh mental illness
nobody cares, get the fuck out

How the fuck can one be a virgin ironically?

KHV, friends only like to be around me when we drink because I'm the responsible one that makes sure no one gets in trouble. In college, but still live at home, meaning there's no way in hell I'm getting laid. Will probably have to repeat a year, which sucks since my father just got forced into retirement, and his accumulated savings still have to last for my two younger brothers to study as well. I even tried getting away and starting with a blank slate by spending a year abroad, but it was all just a waste of money and time. Honestly, I come here to feel better about myself.

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>>39255248
By intentionally choosing to not apply yourself and continuing the downwards spiral into wizardhood.

That picture unironically looks almost exactly like me. Thankfully, the text following doesn't fit.