>ok anon, it's your turn to read to the class

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>>39249911
>stutter once
>comtemplate suicide

>>39249911
>tell teacher I would rather not
>teacher insists that I do waht I am told
>tell her I warned her
>read a whole page in monotone stuttering with off beat intonation in such a way that the no one other than myself could follow
>never get picked to read again

Everything went well, desu.

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>it's time to write down your life goals

My real goal is to have sex with a girl but dumb bitch makes me fake "be a doctor" as a goal

>group assignment time!
>always left alone
>always ask to work alone
>teacher always has to drop me in a group of people who hate me/think i'm a loser

>>39249911
I was the kid who would correct everyone whenever they mispronounced anything to the whole class. I was really obnoxious about it too. I don't know why everyone didn't hate me.
Or maybe that's why no one considered me their best friend.

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>>39249911
feel that feel in CCD catholic bible study, mess up the old world words and make me feel stupid :(
mess up again in 9th grade class
>forever alone

>>39250076
Get out, underaged plebeian

>your line to read has 'nigger' in it

swear to god the teachers did it on purpose

>>39250086
I'm 26 nigger, did you your priest rape you?
didn't think so

when the entire class goes in a frenzy and they already know whos there partner im just siting there

>>39250185
fuggg,that feel lol

>>39250185

Same. Hearing 'you can pair up or work by yourself' was always a godsend in those scenarios.

>>39250185
>that fucking teacher who always assigned group work
>get forced into whatever group is left
>don't even get acknowledged

>>39250254

In my case, some people were at least polite in their interactions, but I could tell there were times where others didn't want me to be there at all.

This is probably the one thing I wasn't insecure about in school. I was so proud of my reading abilities that I would hope I'd be called on to read.

>>39250088
What the fuck are you reading, Huck Finn?

>Speak up Anon, I can't hear you and I'm standing right next to you!
HOW THE FUCK COULD I TELL YOU COULDNT HEAR ME BEFORE THAT COMMENT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>39249911
>"...And so he came from barbados"
>"It's BarBAYdos anon"
>hear sniggers from the back of the room

MFW everytime I remember this

>>39249911
man i just refused to read it out loud.They also never picked me since they thought i was weird/anti social.

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>>39250981
>tfw this was me during jury duty

I don't even know how I made that far into the selection pool but was ultimately not chosen to be on the actual jury. I didn't even want to answer the questions because they required answers beyond what people my age would know. Things like life insurance or if we knew people that had been a part of cases involving insurance fraud. I honestly had no clue and wondered if these lawyers had already done their research on everyone and if knew if we were lying or not. Some of the people were actually excited and were hoping to get selected for some fucking reason.

>get the chosen to answer a question. I forgot what it was.
>start talking at a good tone
>start noticing every lawyer and possible juror staring at me
>autism.exe
>tone crawls to a slow mumble
>typing lady has a mic and says "please speak up"
>my voice cracks when I try to speak up
>eyes getting watery
>heart starts beating faster (verified through my fitness watch that reads my heart rate)
>suddenly feel like I have to take a catastrophic shit
>mfw
>finally they move on to someone else

Had I been chosen, the case would have taken 3-4 weeks. They showed us a rack of binders full of evidence. There was probably 8 binders. Big 3 inch ring binders. Each full of paper.

tl;dr fuck jury duty.

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>>39249911
> English class
> normies don't even try to pronounce things properly
> nobody cares
> read with a better accent than most of them, if not all
> feel ashamed because it's not perfect

> Why do you talk like an American, anon? We're studying BrE here.
> BITCH I'M AT LEAST TRYING WHO ARE YOU TO CRITICIZE ME??

>Ok anon pass to the board and solve this problem
>unexpected boner due: fuck you
>can someone else pass?
>no anon please come to the front
>no one noticed of my 2 inch benis

First time I felt happy and sad at the same time

>>39249911
>5th grade
>in 'advanced english'
>crush is sitting next to me
>its my turn to read
>start reading
>is horrible
>somehow skipped an entire sentence in the paragraph
>laugh it off
>want to die though

>>39251359
>crush is sitting next to me
Why? Coincidence or were you beta-orbiting her?

>>39251375
No she actually liked me too, which made the situation even worse because she was actually smart.

>>39251397
> a crushed liked him back
Are you sure you're on the right board, Norman?

>>39251450
This was in 5th grade. It was my first and last crush until I got to college..

I still remember her full name too, sad.

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>>39249911
Teacher here.

I actually bring up a roulette wheel thing from a website for this so the kids know its random and I'm not picking on them. I do have a supreme future robot in class today, and I could tell he was in a foul fuckin mood after he refused to do any work for 2 whole periods and I had to make him close his laptop for playing vidya on it.

I almost laughed when the roulette landed on him for book reading. He didn't even have his book and I knew that, he always "forgets" it on purpose. So the second his name landed I pointed aside of him and asked a book to be passed over. The sheer frustration on his face.

Asked nicely if he can read for us.

>No

Asked again

>No

Asked if he can just read one page then

>No

Asked someone else to read for extra credit and stepped over to talk to him more quietly.

>I don't DO reading I don't do it
>I just don't ok
>Don't ever pick on me to read I wont
>I wont ever do it

Notice he has none of the work done from the entire day and ask where it is

>I didn't need to do it

But where is it

>I don't need to do it

Why?

>I just don't ok

Tell him to give me one of the assignments from today before he goes to lunch or I'll assign him detention

>Sighs super loud and wavers his arm all over desk knocking stuff off

I let it go and lunch comes, stare right at him as he packs up and glances at me before heading for door. Say "You're making a choice, Anon". He looks back once and then outright bolts. Assign him detention immediately and call special ed, they wrangle him from the wild and put him in the behavior unit. Later he comes into class screaming at me that I got him in trouble. Tell him if he catches up on the mornings work before school is out he wont have detention. He begins grabbing and throwing stuff from my desk instead. Call for him to be taken to the behavior unit again.

This guy is 14

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>Hear giggling coming from the back of the classroom

>>39251685
You're top of his list

>>39251272
>English class
>bitches reading poetry and making hard stops at the end of every line
>no one continues on to the actual puncuation marks on following lines
>tfw too self-conscious to read properly, but too haughty to copy the philistines, so I just read my poem as fast as possible, as though commas and periods don't exist

>>39250088
I got these lines all the time. It was cash. I used to actually do voices for the characters, (read out loud with parents as a child) and gave the loudest, proudest, nigger you would have ever heard this sode of Texas.

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>>39249911
>retarded normie classmates read slow as fuck to the point where a single page takes 2-3 minutes out of class
>would always read to myself and finish the chapter before they were even halfway done
>teacher calls on me to read
>"I'm already done this chapter"
>Oh really anon? Then what happens at the end
>correctly answer
>classmates still ridicule me for not being retarded
I really do fucking hate normies man. I don't feel the need to slowly read a book aloud, it just seems like a big waste of time. If you're reading it aloud, you can't think to yourself about whats going on in the book and collect the information correctly. They literally fuck themselves over in class by being overly reliant on others and the teachers, and when I actually try to understand the book myself because I have a genuine interest, i've offended the entire classroom.

>>39251685
Kek, sorry their are so few teaching jobs that you have to work at a zoo. Is the kid illiterate?

>>39252090
You just kept tabs on where the normies were as you went along broski. Not hard lmao. I used to have one fonger in the book where the normies were at, and another, better, book in the other hand. I was at a small school though, so everyone knew I was smart enough to pull it off and not tank quizzes.

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>>39249911
>mfw can read aloud very fluently
>even did the voices for different characters
>class actually payed attention and laughed when I exaggerated a character.

Feels good man.

>>39252141
Iktf
>sometimes give characters family guy voices
>kids crack up

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>read part out loud
>"Sorry anon could you read that louder again this time"

>>39249940
>comtemplate suicide
>contemplate suicide

>Reading a book with dialogue
>Everyone is so monotone and boring. The whole class is falling asleep.
>My turn to read
>Try to do voices and put a little effort into the characters
>Everyone laughs and makes fun of me
Well SORRY for trying to be a little exciting ya faggots

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>someone ask you for directions
>you don't know the area because you don't leave the house unless you have to go to the supermarket

>that kid who still couldn't fucking read in high school

>>39249911

>had a really nice friendly teacher that i could talk to
>every time i had to read i would stutter and make mistakes because nervous
>one day after class ask her if i could skip reading in future
>she said she understands and she wont be asking me to read again
>next time everyone had to read and we were going in order by our last names
>my turn but teacher calls someone elses name
>everyone looks at me
>some kid told the teacher that she skipped me
>she had to explain why i wont be reading in font of the class

;-;

>>39251059
Stop guys your bringing them back

>have to pair up for exercises during gym class
>everyone finds a partner but me
>have to do the exercises with the teacher
>teacher decides to demonstrate the exercises to the class with me

>>39253977
thy were probably laughing with you lad

>>39251059
How else would you pronounce that? Bar-buh-dos?

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>>39254176
This reminded me of something Im trying to forget

>decided to walk to my friends house
>on the way there an ambulance stops near me
>dont think much of it
>they roll the window down and yell for me
>noone else is there so i have to talk to them
>they ask me where exactly some place is
>tell them im not sure
>they are not giving up
>tell them i think its next right turn
>keep walking straight
>a lot of people circling something
>as i get closer i see a guy laying down on the floor
>as i got closer i could hear people complaining about ambulance being late

i made a mistake

"How about I give you the finger, and you give me my phone call?"

>>39251685
Did you actually use the word anon or are you using that as a placeholder for his name for his privacy

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Back in 8th grade
>Teacher assigns groups of two
Get put with a Staci
>Tfw her friends l chukle because she got put with the weird kid

>>39250931
entirely this tbhfam

>>39250931
>>39256431
yep

I actually threw my hand up to volunteer and liked it when the teacher chose me. I also made audible autism noises when dumb nibbers who couldn't read stumbled over words like machinery

>>39249911
Non-native speaker here.

Is reading difficult even for native speakers ? I had to practice daily for the past three years before I got it to an acceptable level.

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>bunch of kids throwing paper balls at me
>pretend not to notice to avoid confrontation
>they start throwing bigger paper balls at me
>finally look back at them
>they just stare at me
>continue looking forward
>they continue
AAAAAAHHHH I SHOULD'VE JUST IGNORED THEM