Why don't you tell your crush you like them /R9K/?

>>39249412
I like you. Please go out with me.

>>39249412
Cause my crush is already my waifu

>>39249412
Because she has a boyfriend.

>>39249412
Alright...Anon I think I love you.

because she has 9,740 orbiters.

>>39249412
I tried and got boned.
Protip: waifu 4 laifu

Because she is my ex and we didn't talk in about 6 months

>>39249412
i don't have one.Also i usually don't admit i have a crush on someone to myself since the chances she is also in love with me is 0.

Because she's my coworker and she's also 10 years older than me. I rather not my work space be awkward on top of being boring.

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>>39249412
I did.
She hit me with the "let's just be friends" after spieling and spieling about how lonely and boyfriendless she was. This image is the ultimate truth.

Because I don't have a crush or romantic interest right now.

>>39249722
I remember there was a fat girl who liked me and I did this to her. Would say how lonely I was and she would pursue me without end. It sucks the only girl who ever wanted to fuck me was a fatty. Women should understand if they weigh a ton, no man wants to put up with them. They aren't forever alone they have choices unless they are a fatty and if they fuck that up then they deserve nothing.

>>39249778
Should've just gone with it and made her go on a diet. There's a QT hidden there somewhere anon, you just have to find it.

never works out

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>>39249412
because she doesn't need me in that

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I don't have a crush. But when I had one, I didn't do anything because I knew it wouldn't work out. I'm aware of who I am. I don't belong in a relationship.

my crush looks like my waifu

>>39249412

I'll get over it in a week. Also, it's not worth it. It's just chemical processes in my brain running their course.

Because he's talking to some skank who is not me and he doesn't care about me anymore.

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Because I'm ugly and socially awkward aside lack of confidence. She's never had a boyfriend, is super nice and kind to everyone, but popular even though she tends to be shy and always talking to someone of that makes sense. She's not a 10/10, has her own facial flaws, but I still think she's the prettiest girl in the world. I've got it bad bros.

>>39249412
It's too late. I wasted my school years and dating adult women won't ever be pure. It disgusts me to the point I want to puke.

I haven't had a "crush" in 8 years. Being out of high school and not being social does that to you.

>>39249412
Because I don't have a crush

Also just telling someone you like them after high school is weird, just ask them out and go from there its how normalfags do it.

Haven't spoken to her in 5 years.
Doesn't care that I like her.
Would probably be annoyed/disgusted by the idea.

I did and she told me she liked me back. But she has a boyfriend she loves, and I haven't talked to her since then and probably never will again.

>>39249412
Because she's kinda a famous young, extremely pretty (inb4 pedestal), sexy actress who wouldn't even touch me with a 10 feet nuclear rod anyway.

>>39249651
I know that all too well.
Seems pointless when they have orbiters, would probably be too much trouble.

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>>39249651
This, even if you did manage to form a relationship you would be left constantly on edge that she may desert your for someone else or that one of her "friends" might interfere in her plans. I've seen that happen all too much and its not going to happen to me.

>>39249412
They have a boyfriend...

>>39249412
I did and I found out she had a boyfriend. Never talking to her again out of shame I should have fucking kept quiet

>>39249908
Goddamn, man, are you me?

I haven't had a crush since middle school. I gave up on viewing people as potential partners pretty quickly.

>>39249439
kek
>not 3d printing your 2d crush

>>39254210
I'm >>39254172 and I've realised the same thing. These things NEVER work out. We will NEVER be loved. We will NEVER be first. We will ALWAYS be undesirable. I have to repeat this to myself sometimes when I get the urge to do remotely anything that could improve me as a person, and as pathetic as it sounds, at least it stops me from getting hurt again.

>>39254150
first be lovers with his boyfriend then dump him, so you could get close to your crush

They just got engaged.

>implying I still have enough emotional energy to develop non-ironic feelings for 3d grills

>>39249412
She hates my guts. Also I don't have the means to contact her. Never should've fallen for a "bee urself XD" meme back in high school.

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>Not giving up on forming any meaningful loving relationship with anyone because you know you're replaceable and easily forgotten about.

I just don't work that well with people apparently.

>>39249412
Because the Atlantic Ocean is big and expensive to get across and I dunno if he reciprocates ;w;

>>39249412
Because I don't have any confidence. How could a robot possibly have a relationship with a turbo Stacy?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
YEAH JUST ASK OUT YOUR CRUSH BRO HAHA
ITS NOT LIKE IVE ONLY EVER INTERACTED WITH A HANDFUL OF WOMEN LONG ENOUGH TO GET A CRUSH ON THEM HAHAHA
SURE THE LAST TIME I ASKED OUT A CRUSH SHE STOPPED SPEAKING TO ME. FUCKING LOL AMIRITE
ITS NOT LIKE THE ONLY TIME I SPEAK TO A WOMAN IS WHEN I WAGESLAVE AND TELL HER THE PRICE OF AN ITEM. I CAN HEAR THE WAVES IN HER VAG FROM THAT ONE
IT ISN'T LIKE THE LAST TIME I SPOKE TO A GIRL I HAD A CRUSH ON WAS 5 YEARS AGO AND SHE WAS TALKING ME DOWN FROM SUICIDE OUT OF PITY.
THAT WOULD BE FUCKING CRAZY HAHA CAN YOU IMAGINE YEAH LOL I DEFINITELY HAVENT GIVEN UP ON LIFE AND HAPPINESS. I REGULARLY TALK TO WOMEN ON A PERSONABLE LEVEL AND THEY RESPOND AMICABLY AND WITHOUT DISGUST HAHA DEFINITELY.

FUCKING NORMIES OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Because she isn't real.

>>39249412
>has a boyfriend
>is like 15 years older
>probably thinks of me as a boy, not a man
>is non-white European (not Hispanic or Italian but close), want a white gf if possible
>is very smart and mature while I'm a video game playing anime watching manchild

>>39249412
Because I don't see her that way now. God bless. Gonna take a bit of time before I fall for anyone else now. I'm too avoidant.

>>39249412
>crush
i dont go out or talk to people enough to have a crush

i've literally never had a crush