>Hey, Mrs. 4chan. Can Anon come out and play?

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>"he busy! He no like you, you trouble! He must study."

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sorry, mom no let me play

>>39248606
why would my mom be mrs 4chan? that makes no sense

>>39248648
>Goes inside and wonders were her tissues went

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"Hey Champ, some girl just came by and wanted to chat! Yes I know you are playing those computer games and posting on that robotic forum, but this could be big. I need those grandkids Champ! Champ, you are a good looking guy, I don't find it a surprise she wants to talk to you, and she is quite the looker haha! What do you say Champ? She said her name was Emily. You don't know an Emily? Well heck Champ, I'll introduce you! Always take the time to meet new people, networking, Champ, it's all about the networking. Sorry Champ, but I won't take no for an answer. You either follow me up those stairs, or I bring her down here! You can show her your collection of cartoons you draw! Women like an artist, Champ."

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>>39248606
>tfw will never EVER have a woman that looks remotely like this

why the fuck even bother, seriously?

>>39248843
I don't think you should take that fedora champ, women don't really like it you know

>>39248985
Because flat chest is a sin in god's eyes

>>39249091
I don't remember that being in the Bible

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>>39248985
I just fapped to her porn, she's got some godlike stuff.

>>39248606
This bitch has pectus excavatum

>>39248606
She cams on Chaturbate, FYI. I dunno if she's online now, but I know she cams there with some regularity.