Guys! I have an interview tomorrow. Mind giving me a ride?

>>39247177

Sorry?

*steps in close to you and fingers the frills of your top*

If you live within two hours of me I will legit give you a ride.

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>>39247426
I live in philadelphia, anon! Northeast.

>>39247216
I just need a ride into town. That's all.

>>39247177
Remember to give him a firm handshake, Champ!

>>39247686
Sorry chief, too far.

>>39247686

Maryland fag here.

Sol sis, I got a job to show up to.

But I can pick you up on the weekend and drive you to Maryland but I want a small cut for protection and a free session before you start seeing johns.

lie and smile. It's that easy

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>>39247744
>tfw also marylandfag

>>39247758
What if I'm not big on smiling?

>>39247744
Will I have a job in Maryland?

>>39248102

I was kind of kidding. I ain't no pimp or bodyguard.

But buy a throwaway phone, book a room in a safe spot put up an ad and you'll see kinds of dicks and cash.

Nahh

Now I feel bad if op was serious about escorting because she needs cash and I was an insincere jerk that had a cheap laugh on her

;_;

>>39247177
>>39247686
Who's she? I know I've already seen her somewhere.

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>>39248332
Do you mean me, anon?

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>>39247177
you know what tto do

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>>39247686
>>39248568
Godfucking damnit. This neck is so thin and feminine that just makes me want to break it with my bare hands. Like a chicken leg.

>>39247177
Med School?

Oregamai

>>39248102
I really want to get into pimping, I'm a 6ft4 210lb gorrila will conceal carry but I'm to shy to ask prostitutes if they need protection

>>39248332
taeri taeri, she has an instagram

>>39250252
This is 2017. No one goes to med school in 2017.

>>39249896
I don't understand this feel.

>>39247177
Get an uber

>>39247686
What part of Philly and where is the interview at?

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>>39250645
Around the corner from the city hall building.

>>39250680
Where do you need to be picked up at and what time do you need to be there?

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>>39250695
What're you planning, anon? I need to be there by 3pm.

>>39250749
I can get you there senpai