How do people sleep naked without getting skid marks on the sheets?

>>39246508
they wash their ass?

>>39246508
>>39246535
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNaegVrOqxo

Don't be a fat shit with a leaky greasy asshole.

They wash thier asses

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjDAV6BmN6E

>decide to try and sleep nude
>strip down and lay in bed
>end up getting horny and jerking off
>lose any and all interest in sleeping naked after cumming

Every time

>sleep naked
>wake up in a pool of blood

>>39248238
are you me?
orogi

>>39246508
1. Learn to wipe your ass properly after shitting - wipe until there's no more shit
2. Wash your asshole with soap and water every day in the shower

Seems like it should be common sense

>>39248272
yesyes

hehue

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>sleep naked
>thigh boils burst in the night and stained the sheets and mattress again

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>>39246508
You can't just post that and not give me a name

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>>39248238
>>39248272

um explain originally? this is not normal

captcha: blood others

>>39246508
sauce plox originally

>>39248492
>They're female.
Otherwise, they really need to get that checked out.

>>39248446
>>39248521
Op is a faggot. here my dudes

https://fr.xhamster.com/videos/hottest-tgirl-in-shower-6426187

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>>39248540
You're a good man anon.
OP go jump off a brigde

>>39246508
what a qt. shame about the penis

>>39248616
Agreed, would be much better if uncut

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>barbarians in this day and age who don't use a bidet
>absolutely disgusting

>>39246508
By having good hygiene and not eating food that leads to leakage?