First day of school

How do you even describe yourself?
>Hi I'm anon and I browse a Japanese image board where virgins complain about how pathetic their lives are

When I had to do this in film class I said "Hi I'm anon and my cat has gone missing"
>mfw that was the only thing interesting going on in my life
>mfw too lazy to post a face

This shit is excruciating if you have nothing to talk about. Even when I felt confident enough to talk to groups nothing would come to mind to talk about.

will i ever be able to sue for the distress this shit put me under and continues to haunt me to this day. they cant get away with it

>My name's Hunter, and I like hunting

Literally the only benefit of having this shitty name.

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>>39244193
>stand up
>say hi my name is anon
>sit back down

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>start to introduce yourself
>mess up one word
>start saying nonsense
>run out of the room crying
NEVER AGAIN!

"uhhh hi I'm anon... I like sport and tv.... "

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>>39244193
>say something other people didn't
>thing becomes your nickname

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>think I'll say something generic
>"Hey, I'm anon and I'm really interested in music"
>Oh cool anon, tell us what music do you like?
>"err... I'm into Industrial and Noise Rock"
>What's that?
>"you wouldn't understand"
>o-ok, thank you anon

>>39245380
>I listen to not-pop music IM SPECIAL REEEEEE

>>39245380
Should have just said nothing much

i remember this. expert level is hard and i cannot do it. all i say is. "i have no interests and there is nothing special about me." so i sit down lol. everyone started observing me, giving strange gestures. cringe level 100% complete.

>>39245402
t. listens to anime soundtracks

Hi I'm anon I like hanging out with my friends.

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>>39245470
special kid with special needs and a *particular* set of skills, I understand

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>introduce self
>professor tells me to say something interesting about self
>say lemons