>slap friend's ass after a good game of basketball
>accidentally slap too close to the hole
>feel a butt plug in there
>pretend not to notice
>>39242505
you lost me at friend
good thread
1231991
>>39242505
now this is the kind of original thread that we need more of on /r9k/
made me laugh / 10
if you felt it he probably did too
hit him up later
>slap friend's ass after a good game of basketball
Why and how the fuck did this ever become a thing?
I think it's weird when coaches do it to their players, too. Really fucking weird.
>Bump into another mans cock on a packed train
>Feel something hard
>Realise he's wearing the same roasty protector model
>High five him
>>39242505
It's probably not anything sexual. He probably suffers from anal leakage and would rather wear a simple plug than a big, puffy noticeable diaper. Have some empathy
>>39243617
fuck, i have crohns disease. im going to have to shove a dildo up my ass in the future to not leak shit. fuck my life. better then diapers though, gives my boipucci a workout at least.
>not playing with the buttplug around until he cums
baka
>>39242505
>wearing a buttplug during basketball
How the fuck doesnt it fall ?
>>39243922
It actually helps performance. Same reason you wear squat plug in gym. Increases intrathoracic pressure much like a weightlifting belt does. Gives you something to valsava against. Explosive movements like jumping really needs it all, core stabilization and hamstrings/quads all acting together just right.
>>39242505
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