>slap friend's ass after a good game of basketball >accidentally

>>39242505
you lost me at friend

good thread
1231991

>>39242505
now this is the kind of original thread that we need more of on /r9k/

made me laugh / 10

if you felt it he probably did too

hit him up later

>slap friend's ass after a good game of basketball

Why and how the fuck did this ever become a thing?

I think it's weird when coaches do it to their players, too. Really fucking weird.

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>Bump into another mans cock on a packed train
>Feel something hard
>Realise he's wearing the same roasty protector model
>High five him

>>39242505
It's probably not anything sexual. He probably suffers from anal leakage and would rather wear a simple plug than a big, puffy noticeable diaper. Have some empathy

>>39243617
fuck, i have crohns disease. im going to have to shove a dildo up my ass in the future to not leak shit. fuck my life. better then diapers though, gives my boipucci a workout at least.

>not playing with the buttplug around until he cums
baka

>>39242505
>wearing a buttplug during basketball
How the fuck doesnt it fall ?

>>39243922
It actually helps performance. Same reason you wear squat plug in gym. Increases intrathoracic pressure much like a weightlifting belt does. Gives you something to valsava against. Explosive movements like jumping really needs it all, core stabilization and hamstrings/quads all acting together just right.

>>39242505
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