Which one do you take?

>>39241015
>is fat
>is gay
option b

Option A but only if it's a girl dick

>>39241015
Is anal penetration a requirement for option b? If not then that one.

>>39241015
Avant se3n this one before.. I prefer Buck Angel.and Trap options, anyhow are the candles going up his ass while he's sucking BBC? I mean what's gayer taking a dick up the ass or sucking cum out of onw?

>>39241045

>girl dick

No such thing anon you're just gay

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option b

my ass is already a disgusting place my mouth can remain pure

>>39241015
I wouldnt do either thats gay as fuck where is the option to fuck a guy in the ass while eating cake? Yes thays gay as well but its not as bad as A and B

>>39241015
Depends what kind of cake it is desu fampai, im allergic to peanuts

>>39241015
>option b is literally smiling
>gets cake
>does no work
>gets prostrate stimulated
>shits all over dick

>>39241015
option a is terrible. you get no pleasure from the cake or the dick.

option b is okay since you can eat the cake and get you prostate hit.

>>39241015
Does it have to be a black dick? If so then Option B.

>>39241407
you one of them racists, son?

>>39241015
B fuckin obviously

>>39241279
>>39241261
This. Option B maximises pleasure. You have to perform a gay act in either scenario, but in Option B you get cake.

why not both option A and option B?

>>39241015
well sitting on a cake seems pretty gross to be honest

>>39241015
Sit on benis and eat cake or else that cake goes to waste

the real patrician option is switching halfway through. you get to stick to your diet and you get cake-flavored dick.

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>>39241015
Anon my son
You're a man now
As a rite of passage, you need to get to know the most masculine body part known to man
Would you like to sit on a cake and eat dick
Or sit on a dick and eat cake
...
*Chooses B*
Robots are NOT faggots! We do NOT take the benis up our boyp... I mean asses!

option a is the less gay option so of course everyone here is choosing b

>>39242376
sucking dick is more submissive desu

>>39241015
>option 1
>2 shitty things (terrible seat, dick in mouth)

>option 2
>1 shitty thing but at least one good thing

2 I guess?

>>39241015
b since i want my butt to not be full of cake. cock is ok.

>>39241015
Option A. Anal is disgusting

i really don't want to get my roastie bits covered in cake, so option B

>>39243410
Agreed. The fact that so many people here would take a cock up the ass is baffling.

Can I sit on dick and suck dick? I don't like cake.

>>39243410
>>39243473
At least you can enjoy cake to cancel out the fact that you have a dick up your ass
Sitting on a cake AND sucking dick is more disgusting
why would you choose to do 2 unpleasant things over 1 pleasant and 1 unpleasant thing? Doesn't make sense

>>39243516
They don't have the same weight. Getting a dick up your asshole is not equivalent to sitting on a cake in term of unpleasantness.

i mean im getting fucked in the ass but at least i get the consolation prize

>>39243567
Getting a dick up your ass isn't as unpleasant and getting a dick down your throat while getting cake all over your pants

>>39241099
>liking feminine penis is gay
Oh boy it sure is summer

>>39241068
>anyhow
Lost it.

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>>39243711
If the dick is to be shoved down your throat, I would reconsider. Otherwise, it's only like sitting on mud while sucking a few fingers.

>>39241015
Option B
I will enjoy the fuck out of this dick and the cake

>>39243768
IT DOESN'T REQUIRE NEWFAGGOTTRY TO SEE THAT A PENIS IS FUCKING GAY