/britfeel/

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>>39238549
First for the British Army, Join Today!

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>walking home from work
>minding my own business
>in my own little world, immersed in daydreams
>suddenly a car full of chavy scum races past
>one of them leans out the window and shouts "YEAAAAH" at me
>it makes me jump
>they all laugh at me as they speed away in their shitty chavmobile

j-just leave me alone ;_;

R O T H E R H A M
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwp1CH5R-w4

>>39238586

Can't anon, I'm not subhuman.

>>>39238573
That isn't right. I did my bit, I am getting more work soon, why make life difficult for my family?

I'm going to get something to eat, maybe it'll make me feel better... Thanks anon.

>>39238586
Join and be bullied to suicide or die in a (((accident)))

No thanks

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Problem with comfy season, is it's followed by flu/cold season,and that is just not comfy

>>39238549
how many years have you been on here anons?

Starting my second year of /r9k/.

why won't someone suck my willy dry

>>39238586
Tried, was rejected on medical grounds. Physical, not mental

Joined the MoD instead, more money and I work in a nice open plan office instead

Salam Alekum bros!

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>>39238590
>Walking home from uni
>Cute girl walking in front of me
>Pull out my ipod to change song
>Accidentally walk into the back of her
>She turns around, really cute, says sorry to me
>Mumble sorry back and blush
>She laughs at me

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>39238549
Nice to see you, to see you NICE 2

should I start using a trip lads?

interesting stuff
>autistic (high functioning)
>paranoid personality disorder
>delusional disorder

uninteresting stuff
>don't do much

pros
>if I get on peoples nerves they can filter me

cons
>could get dox'd

>>39238590
Imagine an island populated by /britfeel/ anons, we would finally be free like this wojak

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The realisation of time and all that which I've lost in living as a NEET for several years has recently began to sadden me greatly. This way of thinking would be new to me, for I was otherwise content with my uneventful lifestyle until recently.

Might I ask, to those of you who've been through a similar situation, how did you come to terms with the time in which you've lost?

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>>39238631
feels good not to have a bitch of an immune system like you faggots

>>39238650
I will, but I'm not a trap/femboy, and I'm ugly, so that's the catch

>>39238648
About 3 years on 4chan only 1 on /r9k/

>>39238672
gloryhole then?

>>39238650
Because lain anon has his mouth full, dirty lad

>>39238549
why is this even a thread

where are the other "feel" threads for other countries

brits are fucking disgusting

you are all letting your country be ruined

>>39238565
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4805044/Mother-eight-26-000-year-benefits-buys-horse.html

system is fucked lad, it's just based off ridiculous computer programs that constantly contradict themselves. with shit like this happening where you are struggling despite trying hard, i don't even know what will cause them to change.

I hate london

>>39238664
>living as a NEET for several years
how long are we talking?

>>39238686
Jokes on you, I'm from Jupiter

just been told by my mum that my cat hissed and scratched the next door neighbors dog and now the dog is scared of my cat

my cat is based as fuck.

>>39238686
/brit/ is a cancer, it spreads from board to board and takes root

We exist on lgbt, wsg and tv too

>>39238660
Sounds perfect lad, get it on

>>39238660
what's autism like

new song to shill lads

https://youtu.be/wKll4TGTkbU

take a listen and tell me what you think

9 subs to 100 can my bro bots help me out?

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>>39238664
8 years here, I sit on 4chan a lot and pretend my life is a dark comedy movie and blog about it. Its the only way I can cope

Why the fuck is Mars such a shithole? What the fuck is wrong with the Martians?

Any of you lads know any good prozzies in London? Gonna be down there for a couple of days so I'm considering having a flutter on one.

>>39238691
If you're a female bennies is easy mode

If you're a male claiming JSA is hell on earth

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>Still khv


>cunts in this thread talkin bout their girlfriends


>literally never even have contact with non family member women
I truly feel like the only robot in the world sometimes

>>39238738
YEAH, your mum haha

>>39238741
Don't you have a job where you interact with women?

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>>39238685
You cheeky bugger. I'll have you know my mouth is empty!

>>39238746
hahaha what are you like lad?

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>>39238658
wtf is this, chuck

>>39238686

Country's pretty sweet bro.

>>39238752
Can I fill it for you then?

What is a fox's favourite dance? The foxtrot.

>>39238766
wouldve said its the tango myself.

>>39238724
ok pal done

>>39238728
it's fine I mean I'd prefer not to have it, I often have little to no facial expressions or readable emotions (but I do have emotions) so people trouble to relate to me and since I can't understand how they feel I struggle to relate it's hard not being able to tell my mum I love her and sound like I mean it aswell, or to be able to connect with my dad but it's fine I guess

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9694K85Xc8

>>39238733
new fag

orge

>>39238783
Here's a good one... What is a locksmiths favourite instrument? The piano, he likes to play the keys.

Any jocks or taffies online, or are these threads just English diarrhoea

Whats a sunburnt man's favorite dance? The Tango

>>39238766
hahaha nice

>>39238648
Depends, how many years ago was 2008?

>>39238797
im genuinely considering turning up at this casino and surprising you and shippy. might bring a few lads with me and make it a day out.

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>>39238602

This. I feel this.

>>39238762
Not until the 3rd date

>>39238846
Pretty sure this is like the 4th time I've spke to you so get sucking.

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STOP
BEING
LEFT
WING

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>>39238751
>Don't you have a job

>>39238752
We all know crumpet stuffed it full, you two are the talk of the town

>>39238718
We need to colonise, lad. It's what we do

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>starting driving lessons next week
Literally shit scared, wtf how do people even drive, roundabouts look complicated as fuck, too scared to do it desu

>>39238797
have another feel:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTLTG4FTNBQ

Choose Life, anons.

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Evening lads.
Having a bit of a moment, feels at least like a Weds/Thurs, not a Tuesday. How are the wagies holding up so far?

Post waifus.

How do you tell the difference between when a girl might actually like you or if she's just a nice person?

>>39238881

It's literally the only thing we're good at.

>>39238887

Good luck lad. I'm 19 and haven't even started yet because it's fucking expensive and I'm poor as shit

>>39238908
If she actually likes you she will offer to suck your dick

Women are pretty forward these days

>>39238648

Britfeel since late 2014, /r9k/ since early 2014, 4chan (/pol/) since 2012

>>39238908

>How do you tell the difference between when a girl might actually like you or if she's just a nice person?

You can't. I learnt this the hard way

>>39238908
if youre black she likes you, if youre white she's just being polite

>>39238899
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIgZ7gMze7A

choose life back at ya lad

>>39238859
4th? This is no fair because I don't know who you are (or maybe I do, and you've figured me out and you're baiting me...)

>>39238826
then I won't be, the longer my life goes without employment the lower the chance gets. I'm applying to a 10 hour a week part time job at the funeral home now

>>39238896
>tfw started to listen to 80s radio stations on the offchance of discovering some new tunes

>>39238887
even I passed my test eventually and i'm beyond useless at everything, an anxious mess. I don't know how roundabouts work still and I've had my licence for 5 years

you lads reckon it would be a good idea if me and the boys had a little whip-round and got ebin a brass?

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>>39238657
I know your pain desu, I blush at the slightest thing. I think girls find it cute but they probably also think you're a bit of a pussy too

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Anyone else got a geeky weirdo friend with a hot gf?

Does it not drive you fucking insane almost every day?

>>39238933
I'll wear a brown paper bag anyway. You don't need to see my face

>>39238944
I don't think i'd be motivated enough to learn trumpet but i'd give it a go

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>Only 3 more days at work then I can go to university and be a government subsidised lay-about

>>39238864

I literally met him, and even got a dvd copy of his 'venus flytrap'

>>39238966
i meant a brass as in a prozzy, sunshine.

Why is everything about dementia at the moment?

>>39238625
literally, I would love to join the navy if I wasn't gonna be stuck on a ship with a bunch of normie rugby players

>>39238979

Holy shit how based was he

>>39238940

Don't worry, when it gets nearer the time we can arrange a specific day and keep it unknown until after the event happens

>>39238940
take some george michael lad. he has been getting popular here recently:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izGwDsrQ1eQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYX0sjP6Za8

>>39238955
But what if I want to? I ain't prison gay, lad.

>>39238987
It's always been like this, maybe you just forgot?

>>39238999
what colour and reg is your vauxhall astra? estate or hatchback?

>>39238691

>all those BRAAHN BABIES

lfmao you can't write this stuff. Bet they all have different dads too.

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>>39238901
>wagies
Thank god I'm not one desu. That might have to change soon though

I completely lose track of the days, especially in summer. This could be a saturday for all I know

>>39238590
hate chavs
love pakis
simple as

The real redpill is lain poster is saku roleplaying as another anime girl so he can cheat on len

Bros, who here celebrating Eid al Adha next week?

>>39239030
But what if I'm ugly as fuck?

>>39239030
shit i have dementia

>>39238648
started occasionally browsing r9k circa early 2016.

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>>39238953
>know a 5"6 guy with acne and a kike nose


>has a gf
Makes me so fucking angry desu

>>39239053
The realest redpill is saku is ebin to cuck himself

>>39238998

he was extremely based, although his character was very very odd. I think there would be a space for him in /britfeel/. I met him once in 2011, must have been one of the last times he spoke publically at a political meeting.

>/pol/acks would rather LARP than actually get involved in real political parties and meet based individuals such as Jonathan Bowden in the flesh

you are now aware that your mummy is poisoning your food because shes sick of you

>>39238953
Not hot but the guy who was the biggest nerd in school, real awkward fella that everyone bullied is now pulling left and right. I'm really impressed with his transformation, don't know how he did it desu. Makes me feel even worse that I'm left behind, only one other virgin now from my old school friends now.

I imagine it's even worse if your friend is still a geeky weitdo

I miss my dad a fucktonne. I just wish he was alive again.

>not knowing Tilde is Ebins tranny alter-ego he uses to suppress his gender issues

>>39239035

Steady on lad, I've gave enough away already

>>39239085
Sometimes dead is better. Which rather worryingly is not an original comment.

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>acne coming back again


>go to doctors


>"Sorry anon nothing we can do about it you've already been on roaccutane you'll just have to wait and see if it clears up on its own"


>Have to deal with people asking why I don't have a gf when my face looks like a fucking dartboard
ITS NOT FAIR ITS NOT FAIR ITS NOT FAIR

>>39239053
Still annoyed at being cucked ebin?

>>39239108
Why can't he take me with him? I miss my dad.

>>39239080

How was he odd?

>>39239085
how did you used to bond with him as a kid?

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Imagine looking your anciestors in the eye who defeated muslims so their children could live and saying 'Yeah but we need to embrace their culture, those young white slags were asking for it desu'

Oh who am I kidding, you prision gays can't look anyone in the eye ffs.

>>39239130

It gets easier anon. Which is also not an original comment, filter really is a pin on occasion.

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>>39238694

Three years.

It isn't so much the number that is of concern to me, but rather the importance of the period of my life in which I've hampered with my functional incompetence.

>>39238733

Given the difference in time I won't pretend that I can understand how you feel, but I wish you the all the best in finding a way out of your current situation.

>>39239116
I feel for skinlets. genuinely do. never had acne in my life consider it really lucky. God bless you acnebots

>>39239140
>deleted from the old thread
>still didn't change the spelling mistakes

mong

>>39239137

He always spoke in theatrics, he got very fired up very easily. He wasn't so much a snob, but he revelled in being a cultured individual

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>>39239053
I remember when I was Britnormie for a short while. Can't wait to find out who I am next!

>>39239055
What if I am? Spoiler-Alert: I'm not a 2D anime girl

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>jump down from a cliff, game glitches out and it throws me right off
>ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ

>>39239038
I think it depends on the job, hopefully I can somebody get myself a comfy and cosy little job where I can be left in peace and just sort of go at my own good pace
I know this feels though.

>>39239138
I don't remember that well, he died when I was six, I removed him sleeping with me, to stop nightmares and shouting at me one time.

>>39239152
It's been 14 years, it doesn't get easier anon. It gets worse.

>>39238648
Since together alone and beta as fuck days. I think that was 2010 or 2011

>>39239178
>It's been 14 years, it doesn't get easier anon. It gets worse.

Ah... You probably want to get some sort of grief counselling then lad.

>>39239140
Pretty sure all my ancestors were tramps and thieves.

what do you wish you did when you were 16 and finished gcses? for me it's not staying in education neet life ruined me

Benefits needlessly confusing.

>>39239192
That is actually a good idea, thanks anon.

>>39239208

Go to college and learn an actual skill not waste my time doing sixth form and not evening going to uni.

>>39239214

You should make an appointment with the citizens advice beaureu, they tend to be good at this sort of thing. What bennies do you need help with

What's a good place to killing myself in Liverpool so that my body is never found.

>>39239237
>waste my time doing sixth form

how was it a waste?
and by learning a skill do you mean becoming a tradie?

>>39239208

I became a neet straight after gcse

it was a bit fucking stupid of me now that i think about it

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>>39239214

Is there any chance of you being up for Scarborough September if you haven't got a job/flat by then?

>>39239271
The Everton trophy room

>>39239271

Do it in the middle of your job centre lad.

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>Are you a virgin anon


>*class goes quiet in anticipation of your answer*

>Just blush and say "shut up"


>hear muffled smirks from everyone including the teacher

>>39239271
At a 9-5 job.

#banter #signonsignon

>>39239284
>"a bit"

how you holding up now lad?

>>39239241
I don't know, i'm applying to a part time job (I won't get but still) that says 10 hours a week. It also says you can claim housing benefit when your in full time employment

>>39239284
same aside from a couple of months on a retard course at college. I missed out on socializing at all or doing anything from 16 onward.

>>39239285
depends, I need to break a barrier first and then it might become easier

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>>39238901
>it's tuesday
I thought it was monday TBQH.

Looking forward to the last episode of GOT.

Posting.

>>39239317

You can claim housing bennies even on part time employment (Universal credit)

>>39239271
I'm from Liverpool too. Shit hole isnt it. The birds are so fuckig stupid and boring. Chavs are a nightmare too.

Don't kill yourself though.

>>39239317
>a retard course

lolwut

>>39239302
how did the question come around?

>>39239169
You're doing something with computers right? Webdev/programming shit sounds like a decent job, you're probably left alone for the most part and you could even do it from home.

>>39239351
sex ed in year 9

>>39239340
and you can claim JSA/ESA if you work below 16 hours? Its so confusing

>>39239347
They were teaching me how to read a 12 hour clock and had a panic button next to the door incase someone sperged out.

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>>39239351
>Chav girls ask the ugliest kid in the class an obvious question that they know the answer to

>>39239370
so youre in y9?

>>39239378

In your postcode, it's UC not JSA/ESA for new claims now

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>>39239378
>They were teaching me how to read a 12 hour clock
Holy shit Ebin is a genuine retard

I hope you all have a good day tomorrow.

>>39239406
Pretty sure hot chav girls bullying and emasculating me birthed my femdom fetish

>>39239370
lmao, anon 13/14 at the time, Britain is doomed

>>39239378
>how to read a 12 hour clock

that's both hilarious and depressing. do you actually having a learning disability if not why were you in there? what was the class like?

>>39239406
i never had that but a roastie did call me ugly in front of a class one.

>>39239424
you too lad

>>39239431
same here lad, good times

>>39239419
no im in year 11. got held back a few years because of my autism so am actually 18. have to sit in the form class for 20 minutes a day though that's when it happen

>>39239431
>>39239451
>>39239452
funny because it happened to me a lot. and now i look back, i could, and should, have said stuff back that would have ruined their fragile self esteem.

>>39239424
cheers mate. you off too sleep now?

>>39239492
lmao fag, sure you should have

Fuck this world. im going to do it-i will become prime minister of England and prove everyone wrong. i will do it with all the disadvantages i have been born with.

>>39239421
don't think they've switched me yet at least

>>39239423
>>39239443
I was only going for benefit reasons and back then you got paid weekly for going 3 days+ a week but they scrapped that in 2010 I believe. I didn't know what sixth form or A levels were after I left so didn't know what the fuck was going on.

The class was filled with all sorts, pakis, someone who walked repeatably around the side of the building for one hour and made the helper go stop him doing it (he sperged out for a real a couple of times) a couple of downies (actual couple who lived together in their 30s) a cute 21 year old girl who always cried. I wrote about it on my blog somewhere.

I was the most socially crippled in there too, one of the only times I spoke out in the class was when the helper asked me what I had for lunch (I ate nothing, I walked around the church and allotments for an hour) so I had to lie and just said "chippy" in my weird squeakish voice and got laughed at by 60% of the class

Did you have any hot or weird teachers in school lads

>>39239492
preach anon same here. this acne ridden slag used to grab my crotch and say ding dong at lunch. didnt make quips about her pizzaface sadly

>>39239541
Vocaroo "chippy" for us lad

>>39239541
you didn't answer whether you learned how to read a clock in that class or not

>>39239544
my y9 english teacher was an escort and stripper. rest were standard except the math teacher who had an affair and the history teacher who was a jew pedo.

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>>39238901
The doggo we were looking after went home yesterday and I miss him already. Letting me get attached to him only to take him away should be illegal.

>>39239544
There was one teacher who would wear thongs and these really tight skirts. We were about 15 at the time so puberty was hitting hard and all the lads were going crazy. One particularly mad lad would wank discreetly in class and then ask to go to the bathroom where he would finish

>>39239569
>was an escort and stripper

fuck me lad, i would have been paying her a visit as soon as i turned 18. why did you try and fuck her once you turned 18, i mean paying for the escort service

Found out today that I'm half Jewish on my mum's side.

that guy who walked around the school was depressing as fuck too, he used to mention how nobody came to his house on his birthday and how he had no friends. I bet hes posting here now. He was wojak posting in real life in 2009

>>39239565
I don't sound bad now, my voice deepened a bit at 17/18 and probably a bit more recently too.

>>39239566
I already knew though, the same thing happened in school. Because I wasn't socially functioning and confused everyone assumed I was a dribbling retard so put me in the special classes and I rotted away in there instead of them focusing on developing me, if I a good focused education I'd be a functional member of society now but the school was total shit.

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>>39239541
>Ebin gets laughed at by legit downies
This story becomes more and more tragic every day

>>39239606
im half german laddy. my nan used to sometimes go on about how most people hated the jews in germany; she did not support hitler though. She said that everyone loved hitler at first.

>>39239544
Knew a girl that slept with two teachers underage and another teacher got fired for shagging another student

>>39239544
Had a hot drama teacher who wore strapless heels all the time, just creepily stared at them all the time.
Hot, young PE teacher that had two pairs of trainers, one for inside lessons and one out. Everyone already left for outside lessons when I came back to the toilet, lost control and started sniffing the inside pair. They were still hot.

I hate myself so fucking much. I can't stand to see my own disgusting reflection.

>>39239604
left at 16 for college. she had really boney pelvis too but she was pretty hot.

it was a shit storm when people found out but the school officials managed to cover it up. literally threatened serious discipline to anyone that spoke about it and I heard it's unknown no, bar the kid with the older sibling kind of thing.

>>39239208
Apprenticeship. Fuck college and uni.

whos your favourite member of s club 7

>>39239640
Aren't we meant to hate eachother? I don't hate you.

>>39239541
>getting laughed at by literal retards

the state of >you

but really ebin that's depressing as fuck to imagine. why didn't you eat anything? didn't your parents care?

>>39239676
What did the S stand for?

>>39239636
Thats not even the worst of it, the tutor didn't trust me to eat my lunch so he made the downies look after me on one of the lunch breaks, they walked me to a playground with a bench and talked to me like a child.

now I think of it they probably weren't downies, the female had a downie face and voice and mannerisms but was a bit more functioning than you'd expect of a real downie. She had downie eyes and had a drooling tongue resting outside her mouth like downies do

>>39239676
Tina for sure!

>>39239696
Seven

Seven Club 7

>>39239676
The 6th one

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more comfiness lads!

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>These are the best years of your life anon
>oliganl

>>39239692
I was dropping from 16 stone to 10 stone fast and was quite obsessed with not eating. My mother did care and she told the "tutour" which resulted in this
>>39239702

>>39239702

Jebus lad, how dysfunctional are you day-to-day?

>>39239734
That's a big bull

>>39239676

I preferred the juniors.

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>>39239742
I'm not, i'm just misunderstood. My life is a massive misunderstanding on everyones part and i'm the victim of it

>>39239623
>wojak posting in real life in 2009

lol what how? by printing them off? was wojak even a thing back then

>>39239757
>I'm not, i'm just misunderstood. My life is a massive misunderstanding on everyones part and i'm the victim of it

How much are you misunderstood then?

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y'all know you would

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>>39239705
Definitely would

>>39239782
Is that the girl from Drake and Josh?

>>39239721
kek'd

org

>>39239760
Are you autistic? He obviously meant that the guy was just acting like Wojak in real life

>>39239757
what learning difficulties do you have? i have dyslexia, add, dyspraxia and asperges. im pretty much at a disadvantage in every sector of life.

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>>39239721
>tfw creasing at something so shit

>>39239782
Lad is /fa/ as fuck

>fight is going to be on at like 5-ish in the morning on sunday

what's even the point desu, most hyped boxing match in years and they put it on at that bloody time so only amerimutts can watch it

>>39239790
saw that one - would impregnate again

>>39239653
I have a fake facebook so I can find people who are uglier than me and then save their pictures to make me feel better about myself. You should try it

>>39239807
Jesus lad that's rough. At least you get a bunch of bennies though right?

>>39239760
I meant he was doing the whole "tfw no friends" thing, I didn't mean it literally - maybe your autistic. I mean at every sentence end he'd mention how he had no friends and he talked about Christmas alone all the time despite it being September

>>39239767
I mean very, I'm aware and quite intelligent and logical but everyone thinks i'm a bumbling retard forever and nobody trusts me, now i'm in too deep

>>39239807
I'd say nothing but my mother says i'm on the spectrum

>>39239824
fuck me. i am incredibly disappointed. im probably not even going to watch it now.

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>>39239824
I'm staying up for that, don't care if it messes up my sleep schedule. I need to see that shit show live

Conor will get smashed

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>Tfw put pizza in oven but then parents came home drunk so now my pizza is burning in the oven because I cannot go down to retrieve it

>>39239802
>Are you autistic?
yes but how would that even work

>>39239855
well i mean have you been diagnosed with anything? your mum cant just say.

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>tfw probably an alcoholic
I don't even know how this happened

>>39239824
I'm watching it with my brothers. Gonna be a fucking slog having to stay up til that time.

>>39239812
more like r/mfa

>>39239833
that's a tad creepy lad

>>39239868
well yes, the suicide crisis place told me had it on their records without my mum being there so I don't think shes lying.

I did see the autism doctor years ago and did tests, I never got told the results because I was still a minor and I never bothered to ask

>>39239855
>everyone thinks i'm a bumbling retard
To be fair you do act like one and you can barely speak so can you blame them for thinking that? How are they supposed to know you're so aware and intelligent and logical?

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gonna rub one out over s club seven lads!

>>39239886
Not a problem as long as you're high functioning lad

>>39239888
>watching it with my brothers.

sounds comfy as mate hope you enjoy it. also check'd

>>39238664
i was happy when i was NEET just sat getting high playing vidya for nearly a decade.
wagie now and it''s this life i consider a waste of time.

>>39239889
Yeah a bit but they're never going to know are they

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>>39239902
>the autism doctor

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50kP4S0peAs

Reach for the stars
Climb every mountain higher
Reach for the stars
Follow your heart's desire
Reach for the stars
And when that rainbow's shining over you
That's when your dreams will all come true

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>>39239930
Did the black haired one miraculously change race?

>>39239855
>aware
>intelligent
>logical

are you having a laugh lad

>>39238648
4chan since 2008 started on /b/

>2009 moved to /x/
>2010 began browsing /sp/ and frequented that board until 2013
>2013 moved to /r9k/ would browse entire board and the original brit threads, once britfeel began stopped browsing rest of /r9k/ just stayed in this thread
>2015 moved to /pol/ mainly post there now but still come back to old boards but /sp/ is very watered down now due to mass immigration from plebit and /x/ is full of LARPers, britfeel is still good though

>>39239930
shit rachel is looking old

>>39239902
you might have Asperger if they just said you're on the spectrum, i dont know. you said you never had friends though so it might be autism. i have never really had a problem making friends. i just sometimes say the wrong thing or im not sure someone is joking or serious

>>39239930
wait wtf I thought they were a bunch of black men

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Anyone else find it irritating when people casually talk to their pets like people? Several times now I've asked my mum to repeat herself because I thought she was talking to me when in fact she was talking to the dog.

She was in the middle of helping me with something too so it was double confusing.

>>39239930
>gonna rub one out over s club seven lads!
4>1>2>3

>>39239930
>>39239959
>tfw their best song got rekt by Reach on the charts

still mad 20 years later

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>>39239959
Fuck me lad, Tina got blacked!

>>39239989

I just find pets irritating, full stop.

>>39239933
Well it's definitely a problem then

>>39239950
It was a child psychologist, I was like 16 or 15 and she already knew me from when I was a smaller child cause I did speech therapy

>>39239976
Its something like "autistic traits with learning difficulties" I think, I've got no idea and don't really care that much. I've been on bennies for years and can tick the equality box on job applications that's as far as I give a fuck about diagnoses

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Lads the company I work for is making us have an Autism hour any suggestions?

>>39240008
>speech therapy
Did you used to stutter or something?

>>39239944
>he doesn't know that Facebook alerts when people save pictures

laughingwhores.jpg

So Brit, I got a question for you. Do you guys ave like "American" restaurants? Here in the states we have British style pubs that serve fish and chips and bangers and old speckled hen on tap. Do you guys have something like that over there but for the US? If so, what kind of food do they sell at said places? I always thought New England Clam Chowder would fit nicely in the British Pallet (sic?) but New England is basically England with more guns and slightly less alcoholics so idk if it's that exotic

lads, google ebin the hedgehog

>>39240020
my mum told me I didn't speak at all and the speech therapist couldn't help me because I didn't speak to them

>>39240033
Yes
Burgers or BBQ

>>39240033

They're called McDonalds.

>>39240020
i used to go speach therapist for stuttering

>>39239954
this one hit home pretty hard lad. life was pretty gud back then.

>>39240039
Thats some good boy points tier shit

>>39240039
So when did you learn to speak? Do you know?

>>39240016
Tesco or some other place?
what does this entail

>didn't notice link to the new thread
and now i have missed half the thread ffs

>>39239989
I baby talk my cats, my neighbors infuriate me with their dog though, they have fuck all dog training skills and seem to genuinely think the dog understands English

>their dog runs outside
>oi get back here now
>dog just keeps dogging about
>oi I've told you once get back in here now
>dog keeps running around
>right that's it get back in here now or you will be in trouble!
>dog obviously doesn't give a fuck
>DON'T MAKE ME TELL YOU AGAIN!!

before you know it they are screaming outside at the top of their lungs the type of shit you might yell at a misbehaving child to their dog.

Meanwhile if I see their dog on the road (it always gets out) I can call it over and it obeys me in one go. Because I use hand and vocal commands it understands, not try to fucking reason with it.

friendly reminder that people who live outside of major cities are subhuman scum.

>>39240020
>Did you used to stutter or something?
Did you not see his old waifuposts?

>>39240033
yeah, we do. it's all ribs, burgers and fries. milkshakes n shit. kinda like 60's diners in the states, that theme.

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>>39239995
>
they don't look so good anymore

>>39240008
>speech therapy

iktfb from nursery to year 3 I didn't talk to a soul outside of my house and my parents were afraid they had another autistic son. so they brang the teacher over and made me listen to secret recordings of my voice. it worked tho

are your siblings on the spectrum?

>>39240033
We have stuff like five guys, burger king, taco bell

>>39240110
i've seen a woman literally telling off her dog like it was small child; wagging her finger at it and telling it was being very naughty

>>39240075
I think I could speak just didn't but I have no idea really. The only memory I have of that whole time is running into a car door that somebody opened on me, being pushed and cornered by a kid with big ears (I know his facebook) and something else. I guess I could remember more but I never remember talking. my childhood was a confused mess

>>39240136
yes I believe so

>>39240134

would still 100% destroy rachel

by destroy i mean ejaculate the moment she touched my penis

>>39240008
yeah, probably not point in dwelling over the learning difficulties. i have been trying to do stuff as of late and i have noticed how much of a disadvantage it puts me at. kinda upsets me tbqh

>>39240134
>people look less attractive 20 years after they were famous

Shocking

Reminder that these mad cunts manged to get FOUR tv series all based on them going to a place in America and becoming successful. And then they got as movie too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ATGXLFAXFA

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>>39240084
Apparently we have to turn all the lights off and be really quiet to make it more comfortable for autistic people

>>39240143
I've had a very similar experience except it was to a cat, even worse if you ask me. Telling him off like he was a child for climbing on to her bed, he couldn't give less of a fuck

>>39240165
even if I had no problems i'd still be fucked from missing out on everything from 16 onwards. I'm like a confused child that's lost his parent in a busy amusement arcade

>>39240185
I hope this catches on if i'm honest

>>39240114
I only recently started Ebin watching.

>>39240140

Oh sweet. Good to hear you guys have 5 guys, that's the best burger chain besides Shake Shack


>>39240126

Nice. Despite my intense revulsion of the diet of the average American in the 50's (I'm pretty sure it's been scientifically proven that 1950's America had the single worst diet in human history) I always liked the 50's diner aesthetic

>>39240134
So everyone just gonna ignore the fact Tina was basically browned up

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>>39239327
Me too anon, now that the undead army has a fuggen dragon things should be spicy.
>>39239595
I understand these feels. I miss my actual dog too still, wish she was here to comfort here when I feel down still.

>>39240216
>Good to hear you guys have 5 guys, that's the best burger chain besides Shake Shack
They're both pretty shit compared to decent London burger chains

>>39240033

We had a rockabilly themed cafe open up in our town (Ed's Diner) Went there a couple of times and it was quite expensive and the meat was rather dry.

Firm went into administration though.

>>39240209
Pssst the joke was that he would stutter post like the other waifu posters

>>39240209
>I only recently started Ebin watching

same this is my first britfeel if I'm perfectly honest with you all. finding it very comfy

>>39240185
I'm gonna dress up as a ghost and start banging pots and pans around

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best burger group is london are the blokes that run meat liquor.

burgers and stupidly strong cocktails. the goat.

>>39240216
They were non existent here 6yrs ago, now they seem to be opening fucking everywhere

Not that I'm complaining, it tastes pretty good

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>decide to follow this guide
>it actually works somewhat
Big cummies here I cum.

>>39240262
You'll get sick of it soon enough, once the bad threads start happening again but you still won't leave. Enjoy your stay lad

>>39240276
Honest is better tbqh

although both kick the shit out of Five Guys and Shake Shack. No idea why people are so obsessed with five guys at the min

>>39240262
your in for a rude awakening sometime, heres some reccomended /britfeel/ reading

https://ebinlad.wordpress.com/
https://tildedesu.wordpress.com/
https://poleaboo.wordpress.com/

>He calls himself an ebin fan
>He isn't even willing to drive 200 miles to meet him

The absolute state of some of you desu

LETS GET READY TO RHUUUUUUMMMMBLE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjXZmtg7GwI

>>39240033
there used to be a place near me called fat louie's where we would go for my birthday and have a massive rack of ribs and knickerbocker glories
it was a hotel to and there used be this old cat always asleep in a plush leather armchair in the lobby

>>39239544
I had a cute early thirties biology teacher who let me and another weird loner lad spend lunchtimes and break times in her classroom. Wish I'd asked her for some extra curricular lessons desu.

>>39240293

you couldn't be more wrong if you tried.

meat liquour is on a different level.

their cheese chilli fries are worth going alone.

>>39240020
I used to stutter and talk like a total retard. My brother had to come with me everywhere and translate.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZv62ShoStY

To the left
Take it back now y'all
One hop this time
Right foot. Let's stomp
Left foot. Let's stomp
Cha cha now y'all

>>39240240

When I go to the UK next year I will have to try the local British burger. See the difference.

Another question, Why are English and Scots pretty chill with Americans on the Internet but Canadians and Irish are so crabby? Or is that like confirmation bias?

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>>39240296
*you're
*here's
*recommended
C'mon lad, you're a writer now

>>39240337
>PE teacher turns the cd player on

>>39240287
>happening again

what do you mean by this?

thanks for the warm welcome friend

>>39240207
if you had no problems though you might be a different situation, same with me.

>>39240352
>Canadians and Irish are so crabby? Or is that like confirmation bias?
Irish are chill imo, but yeah Canadians are kinda pretentious.

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>>39240365

You could have spoilered that lad

>Chinese exam in 25 days
>Continually spend all my free time shitposting on britfeel

>>39240352
You might as well visit, the pound is heading to the dumps atm

>>39240299
Just because you like watching monkeys on TV doesn't mean you want to go to Africa and get shit flung at you by them in person.

>>39240296
thank you mate this should keep me entertained for a while until I pass out at like 1 am again

>>39240368
It's a bit strange but britfeel goes through phases, some threads like this are fine but then in another you might have a really uncomfy paki argument or tripfag/personality arguments. You learn to get used to it

>>39240352
>try the local British burger. See the difference
Probably tastes like shit and spit.

>>39240401

People still go on safari don't they?

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>>39240390
Do not disappoint Xi

just ate a packet of chocolate orange minis I couldn't help myself getting at the supermarket today when I was picking up a bag of lentils

so good but afterwards it feels so wrong

>>39240337
>>39240355
Stop pls this is ptsd

>drinking vanilla coke

god. this is amazing

>>39240406
sounds like my house as a kid I'll be fine

>>39240352

fuck burgers, just get on the doner kebabs.

>>39240410
dunno why anyone would get a burger here desu, clearly not our speciality

now if you were to pop into a pie shop or chippy he'd no doubt find expertly crafted comfort food that he's not had in america before

>>39240352
don't have the burger lad, burgers in restaurants here are for kids and retards who can't order a proper meal

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>>39240440
Important question would you bang this gril?

>>39240413

I-I won't, although he's got the 19th congress to be worrying about right now

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>>39240282
Drown me in your spunk!

>>39240444
>dunno why anyone would get a burger here desu
In the last 5 years or so theres been lots of great places opening up in london for them

wouldn't bother with them outside of london though

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>>39240457

Zhongguoren welcome

>>39240473
Only if you're feminine.

>>39240324
>their cheese chilli fries are worth going alone.
Not a burger mate.

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>That one PE lesson in year 6 they made us dance to this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pgPq4FGWfk

>>39240434
tell me about it lad, i haven't had vanilla coke in years, coming back to it is like reuniting with an old friend

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>>39240473
>tfw don't need supplements to blow huge loads

>>39240491
Starting to see why people transition now...

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Lads how do I develop a personality? A girl at work today said that outside of working I don't have any personality whatsoever.

>>39240444
>clearly not our speciality
Have you been living under a rock? Local burger joints have popped up all over the country the last few years.

>>39240473
I have pretty god-tier cummies desu lad, don't even try

I've posted on here before about how I'm always making a mess with how the bog roll I use to catch my load is never enough

>tfw all my godly loads go wasted because no gf

>>39240414
>chocolate orange minis

God tier taste senpai

>>39240434
>vanilla coke
is this a real thing since when

>>39240521
Translation: You're not attractive

They don't give a shit about personality if you're a 10/10

>>39240487
Why are London fags so insufferable? Yes, burgers are only good in London and absolutely nowhere else in the country

>>39240512
Kek imagine if this came out today, all the redditors and /pol/tards would be screaming about being born in the wrong generation

>>39240548
But I've had girls say I'm attractive before. Its just that when I open my mouth I'm a dull boring fuck apparently.

>>39240526
so what? we don't have places that have been making burgers for donkeys years, I'm sure they're not as good as ones you can find in america

>>39240552

because a burger up north is probably just a pie

>>39240548
That's a poor translation lad

>>39240531
Ah same happens to me. I set up a landing strip for my cummies and the first rope always overshoots and goes all the way to the back of the desk. They really are being wasted desu

>>39240512
have you never been abroad? this shit is still being played in the hotel's kids club

>>39240512
I literally never realised this was a real song, all the lads used to sing it as a joke because it was so daft

>>39240444

Amerianon here, I'd stick to local british food mostly of course, but it would be fun to have a quick bite of a foreign version of home


I especially wanna have real Fish and Chips, here in America it's good but kinda bland

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>>39240531
>>39240586
STOP I'M GETTING DICK ENVY