Looks like I'm being stood up again

Well atleast you have a baller motorcycle

Get rid of that cuck cruiser and buy yourself a dual sport and you'll have women slobbering your nob all day

>>39238033
Would like to take a ride on that bike anon.

Sorry to hear it though. I hope she's just a bit late.

>>39238051
yeah your hog arrived, do some wheelies with her

>hahaha wasn't that seth rogen movie hilarious, Chad?
>yeah Stacy, it was awesome. Fat ugly guys are so funny! I can't wait to tell the guys on the team-
>uhhhh.... Chad?
>what
>that weird kid from school is sitting on your bike, taking pictures again... gross.
>UUUUGH. I'M GONNA CLOBBER THAT DWEEB. HEY! ANON! GET THE FUCK OVER HERE!

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Does owning a motorcycle increase my chances to get a girlfriend and leave robothood?
How do I utilize this?

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>tfw nobike
>tfw nolicense
>tfw too poor for all of this

How late is she?

>>39238238
most girls in your range will likely be obese, the weight requirement a motorcycle entails would reduce your chances. better off with a SUV with XL milkshake cups

>>39238238

Its better than the bus anon. Girls dont like bus

Just man up and go see the emoji movie alone

Don't wory. Happened to me 3 times this week. You'll still nail a fat slut who tells you "I'm not easy" as she grabs your dick.