>"Hey bro, grab a slice" What do?

>>39237922
Obviously grab one ? What are u fuckin gay

>>39237922
>Take a slice
"Put a shirt on faggot. What are you, fucking gay?"

>>39237922
Slice it up first, Chad, you fucking idiot

>>39237922
*grab the slice that is closer to his shirtless abs and possibly resting in his penis but without making eye contact and changing the subject immediately so he wouldn't even notice I took advantage of this opportunity

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>>39237922
>go to grab a slice
>accidentally grab his dick

>>39237922
How do I get a body like this??
Ill take roids if i have to.
Im tired of being a skinny fuckboy

>>39237965
u blind fuck

>>39237922
get him tested for HIV before we go to town on our cheese pizza, better safe than pozzi

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>>39237922
Pass me two slices, but put a fucking shirt on before you hand them to me. I don't want your nipple residue all over my slices.

tell him to enjoy eating it while he still has a functioning jaw.

>ok bro
>grab slice

>>39237922
>You don't eat pizza

>>39238371
But anon he isn't going to get any nipple residue on your pizza. He'd have to lift it and rub it against himself if he wanted to do that

Put hands behind back. Shove face into pizzacrotch and go ham.

I'm really picky. I only like Italian sausage on my pizza or plain cheese.

>>39238641
well, he has mediterranean looks

>>39237922
No thanks bro I just started a new weight loss regime thanks for asking though

>>39237922
Say I'm a vegan then try to avoid eating with this guy for the rest of my life

>go for slice
>accidently gaze his dick
>my bad bro
>it's all good man
>nohomo.mpeg
>tfw I actually enjoyed it

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fuck... I don't know dude.

How come he looks like a genuinely friendly guy? Is it just the halo effect?

>>39238049

Do not take any roids, this body can be easily achieved, he not even has a low bodyfat.
Just work out for two/three years and have a strict diet plan.