do they call you back anon?

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If I told you once, I've told ya a million times: You've gotta crawl outta that shell of yours and make the first move, Champ. Walk in there, give the manager a firm handshake, and tell him you're the right man for the job. Can't get any simpler than that, Champ.

>>39236915
FUCK YOU DAD IT'S NOT THAT SIMPLE THEY WANT PEOPLE WITH YEARS OF EXPERIENCE

>>39236796
No. They do not... But thanks for asking, I guess

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>>39236948
Experience, schmerience. When I was your age, I rucked through a snowstorm to get to my interview at the factory. When I barged through the door, the manager was so impressed that he hired me right on the spot. Just speak with the manager and give him a firm handshake, Champ. That's all it takes.

>>39236796
One guy I had to keep following up for months before he finally agreed to talk to me for 20 minutes.

C'est la vi

>>39236796
I gave up looking for a job in this shit economy and joined the army. my
15 months of unemployment are finally over.

>>39236796
no. but the jokes on them, I didn't apply.

another neet slips away...

FUCK YOU MANAGER IVE BEEN WAITING FOR MONTHS STOPPINB IN AND ASKING BUY IT HAS TO GO THROUGH CORPRATE FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRU I BET YOU DIDNT EVRN TALK TO THRM FUCK YOUIVE BEEN LOOKING FOR YEAR FIR JOB AND THOS IS THR CLOSEST IVE GOT