All I want is a close friend...

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I-I-I'll be you friend

NOT!!!!!!!!!. loser

Get a hooker and a therapist. Therapists are basically emotional hookers. Then you've got all your bases covered.

>>39236671

how would it solve your problems?

>>39236710
Just having somebody to talk to/have fun with would bring me out of my shell.

>>39236763

well don't you have friends from school or something? what about neighbors?

>>39236763
My social skills are shit, I see every human being as a potential threat, I'm always quiet around people, too scared to even go outside. Having a friend would fix all this.

>>39236799
They've moved on. And my neighbors are boomers.

>>39236799
Who the fuck talks to their neighbors?

I've lived at the same house for 2.5 years. The only time I talked to any of my neighbors was to let them know the cops were asking where they were. Still didn't even ask their name.

>>39236840

are you in college or what ?

>>39236871

well it depends of your age, little kids play around and hang out with the kids from the neighborhood

If you are willing to accept an Euro, I could be your friend.